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And then she took her tongue out of my ass.

Stuck it in my ear.

That really grossed me out.

Alright, so Frankie, I understand you met a hot Mexican mama at some Mexican

restaurant? Yeah, I was at this Mexican restaurant and there was this cute

waitress. She was adorable.

How do you know she was Mexican?

Well, I know she was Mexican. Number one, she was working at a Mexican

restaurant. Oh, well, that settles it. That settles it. And she was a waitress

at a Mexican restaurant. How do you know she wasn't? Yeah, Colombian or?

Bolivian. Bolivian.

Peruvian. Well, when I was in Mexico, I would hear them talking Mexican. Oh, of

course. So they're California.

She was on the phone. Right.

She was on the phone, her cell phone, and I heard her talking.

Now, do you actually know the difference between like a Mexican accent and a

Colombian accent and a Dominican accent?

You want to be honest?

Yeah. No.

But you're going to assume that this young lady is Mexican. Well, I got to

two and two together. Okay.

I got it.

Somewhere thereabouts. What else did you tell her? Did you somehow convince her

to come visit us? Yeah, well, I figured she came because of my good looks.

There's got to be more to the story than that.

Well, there really is. I told her about us guys.

And I told her that we film over here and that...

The big key was that we were going to pay her when I said that. Her ears went

up. That makes sense.

Mexicans like money. Yeah, that makes sense.

That's another reason I knew. Oh, it has to be Mexican. What are those things

next to you there, Frankie? Well, this is a pinata, and this is a sombrero. I

wanted her to feel more at home, so I got this, right?

And I figured that we could go and say, Olé her!

Very politically correct of you, yes.

That sounds good there.

And what about the piñata? What's she going to do with it? Well, I'm going to

hang it up sometime during our...

And she's going to beat off the piñata. She's going to beat off the piñata

instead of us.

And she's going to have candy in the piñata? Yeah, she won't have cum, but

be candy. And then she goes from that candy to other candies.

Yes. To our candies.

All right.

Well, I hope she comes soon.

Well, she's supposed to be here. I told her at a certain time, and that's close

to that time.

All right. Cool. So she might be here pretty soon. Yeah, she might be here any

minute. And you're going to love her.

Oh, she's walking up. All right.

Very good. I'm excited.

Okay. Oh, she looks good.

Don't make her stand there waiting.

Short, short.

Hi. Hi there. Hola.

Okay. Did I tell you?

Did I tell you? I've got to tell you more Spanish. Yeah, I told you she was

pretty. I told you we had good -looking guys.

And this is what comes from Mexican restaurants.

This is what comes from Mexican restaurants. Frankie says you work at a

restaurant. Yeah.

Are you Mexican?

No.

We're just pretending like she is.

Frankie's already got some plans related to Mexico here.

Yeah, he was telling us about you. Yeah.

You said you were speaking Mexican.

I think that's similar to Spanish.

There's a lot of similarities. Yeah, yeah. You're a beautiful girl. Thank

Yeah, she looks great.

She does.

She looks better than when I saw her at the restaurant. Yeah,

Frankie wanted you to feel at home, so he's got some... I bought some gifts for

you. Uh -huh. Okay, but now that you're not Mexican, it's tough.

We're going to make you. Maybe she'll be a good sport. She'll be a good sport.

Okay, I got a pinata and a sombrero.

Oh, wonderful.

Okay? Okay.

Come sit down between us.

Okay.

Let me get a good shot of the three of you here.

Okay. Beautiful.

You look a little scared there, Victoria. You okay?

Yeah. Like a deer in the headlights.

She looks gorgeous.

I'd be scared if I was sitting next to Frankie, too.

Don't let them scare you. She's going to protect me from Frankie.

Not that bad.

Let me ask you a question.

What's the oldest guy you've ever been with?

65.

Oh, boy.

What's that, your boyfriend?

You have a lover.

Oh!

We're going to love this girl. We're going to love her.

We're going to love her.

All right.

You're in the right place now, honey. Love her.

Oh, yeah.

She's checking out your burrito there, I guess.

My pinata.

We'd say we get started here.

Sounds like a good idea, gentlemen.

Let's see these.

Oh, look at those. Beautiful.

Let me give a little kiss. Frankie test there.

Okay. Why don't you stand up?

Can you stand up? I want to see this girl. Let's get a full view here for the

camera.

And you turn.

Beautiful girl.

Oh, boy. Beautiful girl.

What do you think, Glenn? Shall we?

I think muy caliente.

Look at this.

Okay, she loves this.

Oh, nice.

Oh, my goodness. Would you look at that beautiful butt?

I like the little panties. Very cute.

And your skin is beautiful. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.

Beautiful. I've got to give her the Frankie hello.

Of course you do.

Cheek to cheek.

Cheek to cheek.

Could that be correct in Spanish?

No. Is that Mexican or Spanish? That's my terrible English -Spanish -Mexican.

That is a beautiful butt.

Actually, that's a beautiful everything. I love that skin tone.

So smooth and silky. Wow.

Stunning. Don't be too shy there, Victoria.

You're among friends.

Want to see your pussy, Glenn?

Yes, let's get a nice shot of that pussy. Oh, yes.

Beautiful.

That's the taco there.

Look at that. So smooth and beautiful.

Careful with the merchandise there, Frankie.

I hate... Be gentle.

You know, this isn't my first rodeo.

Not your first bullfight.

Yeah.

Mexican theme. Actually, rodeo is a Mexican word, isn't it?

Oh, you may be right.

Okay. She's liking it. Her nipples are hard as can be. Mm -hmm.

Okay. Enjoying every minute of this. Looks lovely.

Yep.

Oh, look at that pretty pussy. Let me get a good shot of it here, guys. Look

that. And beautiful nipples and beautiful boobs.

Look at that. I love the skin tone.

Beautiful skin.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You want to give it a taste? A taste test?

Oh, sure. Let me give it a little taste.

You like that, honey?

Oh, yes, I love that.

He's our motorboat expert.

We're going to waterboard him like a motorboating veteran.

Boy, she's wet.

Let's say we put that blanket underneath her.

Yeah, that might be a good idea. Yeah, let's put the blanket underneath her.

She's wet.

So, Frankie, what do you think of that pussy?

Well,

I've got to tell you.

I just need to tell you this.

It's like eating spice. I know she's Mexican because it's spicy.

Yes, political correctness is the hallmark of our videos.

See if that's comfortable.

Oh, yeah.

I don't want the boobs to get jealous.

Frankie, you've been doing those tongue exercises, huh?

I gotta tell you, this is a good exercise. You've been working on it, it

like.

I say Frankie's more of a grandpa.

Papi grande.

Is that how you say it really?

It's abuelo.

Right, abuelo? He looks so sexy.

Ah, Duke can't resist.

That's the whole enchilada there.

Go to a Mexican restaurant and get eaten.

A reversal of rolls.

You two guys look so white compared to this lovely lady.

She's got magnificent coloring. I just love that color.

That's beautiful.

She's got a great tongue, too.

Well, I'm going to fuel that tongue in a minute.

Oh, this is a great shot here.

It looks great from my vantage too.

Frankie's grabbing his own burrito there as well. Well, I'm ready.

All right, maybe a little bit of sucking on the boathism there, if you don't

mind.

I got the double dong thing happening here.

Oh, boy.

I'm jealous, guys.

The only thing sticking out of me is my camera lens.

Yeah, that's impressive, too.

Thank you very much.

Equal time for equal penises here.

Like chorizos.

Dos chorizos.

Two sausages.

He's got beautiful hair, too.

I get to use all my high school Spanish today. It's great.

Did you get that tongue action?

Yeah, I got it.

Let her do the whole shaft again.

She looks so lovely crouched down like that with her beautiful thighs and hips.

Just beautiful.

You know, What about that sombrero there, Frankie? Why don't you let our

friend in? Let's think about that. Yeah, try it on a little bit.

I think my dick is too short to look at. This might get in the way of the penile

action.

She looks so damn cute with that sombrero on. Makes it a real cultural

experience.

Now I can do it without a ball shot.

I'm okay.

Ah, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Muy caliente.

I'm up here. Look at those boobs.

You got beautiful tits. Yes, you got beautiful nipples.

Glenn, can you see her pussy?

Oh, yeah.

I got it all in the shot here. I'm going to move down a little bit after a

while, but I'm looking at dick level right now.

It's an equal time rule.

Equal time to both penises.

Gotta keep Frankie in the action here.

The chorizo is shrinking slightly.

Frankie, why don't you get that pinata in the action here, too?

Don't want to miss out on your gift.

So

we're

really going to do this pinata thing, huh, guys?

I'll get the pinata.

All right.

Frankie, your blindfold.

Duke will mount the pinata.

He's mounting.

He's a regular royal mountie.

Okay.

Remember how this game is played, right?

That pinata's got to go up and down. She's got to get a little stick there we

have. See if she can bust it open.

We're ready to start the commencing of the official swinging at the pinata.

The official swinging.

All right. Senora Valencia, please.

Go ahead.

I got to

tell you.

Oh, yeah.

Good angle. I'm definitely going back to the Mexican restaurant.

Wow. Look at this body. Oh.

She's making good contact, huh? Still no breakthrough yet.

That's one tough pinata.

Close.

I like that pose.

Good shot.

That thing is tough.

I could watch her doing this all day.

Swing and a miss.

Strike one.

Arriba! Arriba!

She's coming your way, Frankie. You better duck.

Frankie,

did you put something inside that pinata?

Yeah, I put candy. All right, let's see.

I think I might have should have cut it a little bit so it would have been

easier to... Oh, she's hitting it good.

Yeah, it ain't breaking.

Yes, indeed.

Gosh, he looks good.

Get her on the baseball field. Yeah, really.

That's the league I want to be in.

I think you've got to get him more on the bottom there.

More on the bottom. Yeah, hit him up from the bottom. There, like that.

Hit him in the ball.

Oh, yeah. Don't forget that, please.

Now I'm going to cover up.

I could look at this body all day.

Oh, she did that one with her tongue out.

Oh, yes. The breather there.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Oh, playing with her.

Oh, my God.

Oh, she's getting it. I can see it starting to come apart.

Yeah, it's starting to come apart.

Starting to come.

I was blanking you.

Look at that.

Frankie, I think you were faking us out. I don't think there's anything inside

there. I think he lead -lined it.

I did it on purpose so we could look at her.

I mean, if you want to look at a pinata, I'll get you one.

You can take it home, Glenn.

I'm having a good enough time here watching her.

Something came out there.

A candy came out.

Get in position there, dear.

Just hold on to that bag.

Oh, look what she did to that bat.

Look what she did. Oh, my God.

My damn piñata is getting all the best breaks.

Yeah, lollipop.

Yeah, there you go.

All right, Victoria.

Now she's pissed.

Never pissed off a Latina.

She's very deliberate, this girl.

Okay, we've got candy all over the floor. You can collect some of this.

This is one of the many benefits of filming with us.

Candy!

Come around the front. Do that again, honey.

Come around the front. Do that again.

Sweep the sweep.

Sweep the sweep.

Sweep the sweep.

All right, so what do we got going now she's gonna melt our man Duke and then

suck on Frankie

Oh, yeah.

Double action here now, guys.

Oh, yeah.

You like the sombrero, huh, Duke?

Give me a look for you.

So I can see you. There you go.

Vibration on your dick there, Frankie, from her humming on you there, huh?

I can

only

imagine what this feels.

It feels good.

And that butt looks so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hope I don't fuck up my sombrero.

Frankie, Frankie's got it going. Watch out.

Frankie,

you've done good.

I'm in heaven, Glenn.

I believe you are.

It's about time they let me enjoy this after the last four times.

Good for you, sir.

That's it.

Keep fucking.

Oh, she loves it. I can get that.

Yeah, give her the sombrero. Let's make her a real Mexican.

Like a bean party, you know?

I wonder if Pancho Villa ever had somebody.

Remember the Alamo.

Wait a second.

They won that one.

We won that one.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, baby. Enjoy.

This is a good shot right here.

You're doing a good job, Glenn.

Thank you very much.

Maybe we ought to plan a trip to Mexico.

Oh, I'd say that's in order.

Yeah.

Or we could go back to that Mexican restaurant and see if there's any more

like Victoria here.

She's the only one I want.

She was the best, and that's why I picked that, right?

She's going to do missionary.

Yeah, why don't we switch positions there?

Let's go. Let's switch things up a little bit. Come on up here.

All right, Duke. All right.

Oh, yeah.

You see this beautiful pussy.

Good shot.

Watch his penetration here. This is the best part.

Let's mix it up a little, huh? Yeah, cowgirl?

Yeah, how about that?

Where do you want to do it? Do you want to do it?

Yeah, right there on the couch.

Which place?

Oh, yes.

This is my favorite angle to shoot.

That gorgeous ass.

Oh, my.

That looks great.

It looks great, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love it when she does that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Got the old chimichanga there.

Well, I think since he's riding cowgirl, we ought to put the sombrero on him.

Okay, now it's a real cowgirl.

Ride them, honey, ride them.

Now it's a real cowgirl.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh.

Well, does it look as good as it feels? It looks great.

Oh, excellent.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Lovely bronze cheeks bouncing up and down.

Yeah. Glad I went to that Mexican restaurant. Yeah, me too.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Because we've got a real hot tamale here.

Mm -hmm.

I love this waist and that beautiful butt. Oh, it's so sexy.

Oh, it feels so good. Yeah.

I love the way you take them all like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Couldn't look any better from this angle. That's for sure.

Oh, yeah.

Get them all.

Oh, yeah.

I love that.

You're doing a great job, Dicker. Oh, man.

She's doing all the work. I know. I'm just enjoying it.

Oh, yeah.

some speed on it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, there's a bug bouncing on my dick. It's just awesome. Absolutely

Oh, yeah.

You see, honey, we may be old, but we're not dead.

That's for sure.

You're down on your knees getting a good shot.

Yep.

Thank you.

Looking good Duke looking good all feeling awesome

Riding

you like she's riding a horse

Getting

a little closer

You can lean on the pinata.

That pinata never hurts.

Thank you.

a little present there.

To go with the candy from the piñata.

All right, guys. The end of another Blue Pill Men adventure.

Right. And we went across the border this time. Well, you guys did at least.

had fun watching. Right.

Dabbled in that border a little bit.

She was a hot tamale, huh, dear?

Absolutely amazing. Beautiful girl. And spicy, too.

And guess what?

Frankie got a little action today, too. All right. And how about that pinata?

Oh, the pinata was nice. He loved it. It made her feel right at home.

Whether Mexico's her home or not, we don't know.

It doesn't matter.

We never did find out, did we? No, we didn't. It doesn't matter at this point.

Just remember, gang, the Blue Pill Men will bring you more exciting adventures

because we are the men.

We'll be on the road next to Mexico, I think. Here we go.

Adios. Adios.