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Wow!
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I know.
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I can't believe it.
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You slept with our nanny?
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Not when she was your nanny.
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See, I told y'all.
This is why you should hire
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a big old Polish woman
as your babysitter.
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Y'all talking about Dagmara?
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Boy, I miss that woman.
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-Right?
-Remember when she lifted up
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-the truck with everybody in it
so I could change a flat?
-Mm-hmm.
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Well, your son slept
with the nanny.
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Dagmara?
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Well, I mean, you a grown man,
but Dagmara?
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No, not Dagmara. Our nanny.
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Who was not your nanny
at the time.
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Okay? It's just
a weird coincidence.
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Weird coincidence?
Or inevitability,
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considering you've slept
with approximately
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95% of the female population
of Los Angeles.
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You know us Butler men, boy.
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No-- tell me how
the Butler men are.
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We-we know when to shut up.
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We searched for a month
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to find the perfect nanny,
and we finally did.
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And then Malcolm comes along
and screws everything up.
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Okay, Courtney, I am not proud
of how I behaved.
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But that was three years ago.
I'm a different guy now.
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I will talk to her
and clear the air.
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You know, clearly,
your mama was right.
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You need a nanny that's less...
"pla-ka-kow."
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And more like
"whoop, boop, doo..."
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So, you think she's
"pla-ka-kow"?
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I've never seen her, baby.
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Yes, you did, Dad, you said she
looked like Megan Thee Stallion.
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Mm.
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I said
I've never seen the woman.
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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*
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Calvin, you have
got to taste my pickle.
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Say what now?
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Dave, you want
to try that again?
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Yeah, I-I would recommend that.
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Look, Calvin, I have realized,
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when you get caught up
in that nine-to-five grind,
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you don't have time
for the things
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that make life worthwhile.
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Like pickling.
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Behold.
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A flight of pickles--
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seven individual pickles
chosen just for you.
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Full-sour, half-sour,
cornichon, bread-and-butter,
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spicy dill, garlic dill,
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and spicy garlic dill.
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All fresh from the laboratory.
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It's not a laboratory,
it's our kitchen,
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laundry room,
and now living room.
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There are jars everywhere.
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-Oh, you poor girl.
-I mean, smell my hair.
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Yeah, I didn't want
to say anything.
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Ooh. My brine's on simmer.
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I'll be right back.
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In the meantime,
enjoy the succulent seven.
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Oh, we definitely will, Dave.
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Let me get these out of here
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before our house starts smelling
like Gemma's hair.
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Gemma, um, should we
be worried about Dave?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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He's been a mess
since he lost his job.
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This is the first time he's
left the house in three days.
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And he calls himself
"The Pickler,"
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like some kind
of Batman villain.
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Look, don't worry, Gemma.
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Whatever we can do to help,
we will, okay?
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Absolutely-- Calvin,
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you'll take Dave
out with you tomorrow night.
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Of-of course, you know,
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if only there was, um--
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tomorrow is Wednesday.
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And that is
my work late Wednesdays.
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I know.
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And maybe Dave can join you
at work.
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I-I'm sorry,
what work are we talking about?
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Calvin has a weekly Spades game
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that he doesn't
want you to know about.
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Tina!
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So you don't want Dave
to play cards with you?
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Wow.
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It be your own people.
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Gemma, come on.
Gemma, come on.
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Look, you've just
got to understand,
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Dave has infiltrated
my whole life.
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I mean, he's at my barbershop,
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he all up and through
the yardecues.
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He saw Sinners before I did
and spoiled the ending.
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I didn't know vampires
Riverdance.
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I get it.
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So Spades
is your last Black thing.
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I mean, you said it, not me.
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I mean, you the one
that made it racial.
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Oh, Calvin,
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just cut the crap.
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The sooner you say yes,
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the sooner she can go home
and shower
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and I can get the air freshener.
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-Okay, fine.
-Oh! Thank you. Thank you.
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-Okay, all right now.
-Oh, right, fair, fair.
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J'ai des chaussures.
J'ai des chaussettes.
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Maman a des chaussures.
Maman a des chaussettes.
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Ooh, she's so great.
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We have a nanny
who speaks French.
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Oui oui, we do.
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-Oh, hey.
-Malcolm.
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What? Hey-- oh,
so did you give her a heads-up?
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No, we were too scared.
What if she flips out?
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Well, Courtney,
that's a strong possibility.
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-Get out of here right now.
-I don't have to leave anywhere.
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Hey, Everette.
It's been a while.
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Oh. Hey.
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It-It's me.
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Malcolm.
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Malcolm...
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We went out.
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Oh, yeah, of course, yeah.
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You know, it's good to see you.
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She don't remember you.
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Be quiet.
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Um, uh, it was three years ago.
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Rose Bowl Flea Market?
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I bought you an Italian ice?
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Oh.
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Of course.
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Uh, Italian ice.
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She don't remember you at all.
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Thanks for inviting me, Calvin.
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Gotta say, it feels good
to get out.
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Hey, look, my pleasure.
Just, um, be cool, man.
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Wow, look at this setup.
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It's two tables, Dave.
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Why have you been
keeping this from me?
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Hey, guys.
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What's shakin', bacon?
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That's why.
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Wow, Calvin.
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So I couldn't bring my mama,
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but you bring Dave?
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Yeah, new blood, man.
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Now, who wants
to be his partner?
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Come on, Calvin,
you know the rules.
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Whoever brings the new dude
has to be his partner.
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Who made that rule?
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You.
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Well, I'll just unmake it.
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You can't unmake rules.
That's a rule.
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That's stupid.
Who made that rule?
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-You.
-You.
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She went down like a rock.
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-Everette and her baby Pilates
really wore her out.
-Hey now.
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Uh, hello.
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Have we met?
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Ha ha, Marty.
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No, I'm sorry, I just, I just
don't remember you at all.
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Man, I can't believe this.
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I am a very memorable man.
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You are.
Plenty of girls remember you.
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And hate you.
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-This is a blessing.
-It really is.
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I was so worried
we were going to lose Everette.
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Let's just take the win.
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Maybe she doesn't remember me
because my beard is different.
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It's exactly the same.
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It is much thicker
and more defined.
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Oh, Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm.
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Maybe you don't do sex well.
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* *
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Tina.
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This has been... so hard.
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Thank you so much
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for helping me through it.
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You are my rock
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and my bestie.
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Oh.
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I love you.
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Aw.
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A thumbs-up?
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That's it? Huh.
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Maybe we can hang?
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I need my Tina time.
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Aw. My girl wants to hang.
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Oh. Oh...
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"K."
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One letter? K?
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I open myself up to my best
friend and all I get is a "K"?
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Or I could just drink
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this whole bottle
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by myself.
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Ha! Girl, you so crazy.
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"LOL."
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"LOL"?
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Ugh! I will not be LOL'd at.
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-Ha ha, that's how you do it.
-Yeah.
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Boy, we damn near ran
a Boston on y'all.
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And what is a Boston?
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It means they beating our ass,
Dave.
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All right, I bid three books.
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I got four.
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Yeah, I got three.
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One.
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One? That's all you got?
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Well, it's like I always say,
Calvin,
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under-promise, over-deliver.
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That's not how it works, Dave.
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If we over-deliver,
then we're penalized.
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A'ight, come on, let's play.
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Jack of diamonds.
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Ace of diamonds!
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Oh, oh, you're coming in hard.
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Well, I'm about to
come in harder.
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No one is as hard as me.
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Hey, Calvin, get your boy, man.
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-Four of diamonds.
-Okay.
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Ace of spades.
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Dave, w-why would you play that?
I already won the hand.
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-I know, but now we both won it.
-That's not how it works.
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You know what? Time out.
I need another drink.
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Okay, Calvin.
We've got this.
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No, we don't. See, I knew
this was gonna be an issue,
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that's why I didn't
really want you here.
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No, no, no--
look, I'm a fast learner.
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It's not about that.
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What do you mean?
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Check this out.
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- God is good...
- All the time.
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- Whoomp...
- There it is.
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- Don't stop...
- Get it, get it.
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Oh. Okay, you know what?
Now I'm double hurt, Calvin.
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Okay, first of all,
I knew the "God was good" thing,
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I just wasn't ready.
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And second of all,
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after all that
we've been through,
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you are still
keeping me at an arm's length.
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Look, Dave,
you're my man, 50 grand.
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But there's a vibe that you
and I don't have--
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it-it's a certain...
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-Je ne sais quoi?
-Definitely not.
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Dave,
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what he's saying is
you're not like us.
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Okay, well, what does that mean?
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You don't have a Black bond.
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Whoops. There it is.
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It's "whoomp."
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Wow, Dave, you're pretty good
with those cards.
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Yeah, well, I was a birthday
party magician for six years.
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But you wouldn't
know that, Calvin,
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'cause apparently we don't vibe.
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Come on, Dave, can we just
win one game, please?
258
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,445
Oh, oh, so you're admitting that
you can't do this without me?
259
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:29,917
Yes. You literally have
to have a partner to play.
260
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,288
Whatever, y'all.
I'm getting four books.
261
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,890
I got three.
262
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,159
And I got five on it.
263
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,493
Ten.
264
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,030
Ten?
265
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,532
Well, Dave, that means we
would have to win every book.
266
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:48,235
Come on, man,
you gotta take that back.
267
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:51,004
Uh-uh. No backsies. Your rule.
268
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,206
Look, Calvin, we can do this.
269
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,043
We have made such a great team
so many times before.
270
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,145
Look, we-we've done
escape rooms together.
271
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,679
We've pop-locked together.
272
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,815
The only thing we haven't done
together is golfed
273
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,584
because I don't
have any clubs of my own.
274
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,353
Dave, what-what are you
talking about?
275
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,021
You've never told me
you wanted to golf.
276
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:11,558
Right.
Because I don't have any clubs.
277
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,767
All right, okay.
278
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:25,405
I guess the next time we go,
we'll have to use mine.
279
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,207
But after that,
280
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:31,811
we can finally catch up on those
last two Kevin Hart movies.
281
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,950
Okay, can we stop talking
about y'all's date night
282
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,919
and get back to the card game?
283
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,955
Don't be a hater, Trey.
284
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,556
Oh, that's it? Okay.
285
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,792
Yup, jack of clubs,
that should walk, right there.
286
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,460
Man, that's all you got?
287
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,563
-Pow!
-Pop, pop.
288
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,933
Okay, well, uh,
289
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,902
two of spades.
290
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,136
Sorry, guys.
291
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,138
Dave, no, you don't say sorry.
292
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,874
This is Spades.
You supposed to talk trash.
293
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,442
Okay, well...
294
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,612
two of spades. Put that
in your pipe and smoke it.
295
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,814
* *
296
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,018
Courtney.
297
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,220
-Can I talk to you?
-Sure.
298
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,788
Alone? It's a girl thing.
299
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:19,226
Oh. Okay.
I'll just go around the block.
300
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,594
Oh, hey, Gemma.
301
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,730
This is going to be hilarious.
302
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,098
Next time you see Malcolm,
303
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,467
act like you don't
remember him at all.
304
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,838
Are you leaving or what?
305
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,977
You text, right?
306
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,712
Yeah, I text.
307
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,581
Oh. Great.
308
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,283
If you were reaching out
to a friend
309
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,119
about something emotional--
you texted them "I love you"--
310
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,989
how would you feel if they
sent back a thumbs-up?
311
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,959
Just a thumb?
Geez, that's harsh.
312
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,795
Right? Well, and then
I texted "Maybe we can hang,"
313
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,797
and she sent back a "K."
314
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,667
-A "K"?
-Yes, Courtney. A "K."
315
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,604
And then
this person "LOL'd" at me.
316
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:09,509
Gemma, I'm sorry,
but she is not your friend.
317
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,145
So I should call her out, right?
318
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,481
This person is toxic.
319
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,284
-You have to call her out.
-Oh, I'm gonna let her have it.
320
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,886
-Good.
-Right now.
321
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,889
Oh, God. This friend is Tina?
322
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:26,059
She's no friend, right?
Your words.
323
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,529
Ah, Tina Butler,
324
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,598
is there anything you can't do?
325
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:37,104
Tina Butler,
the toxicity ends now!
326
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,873
I'm sorry, what?
327
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:44,244
You know how vulnerable I am.
My husband lost his job.
328
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,980
He's spiraling--
this afternoon he pickled a yam.
329
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,581
A yam!
330
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,085
I am at my most fragile,
331
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,722
and you "LOL" at me?
332
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,825
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Gemma,
slow down.
333
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,693
What are you talking about?
334
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,595
What am I talking about?
335
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,565
Ring a bell?
336
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,733
No. It doesn't.
337
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,636
The texts.
I opened my heart to you.
338
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,505
And you sent back a thumbs-up,
339
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,906
and then a "K."
340
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,608
Gemma.
341
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,845
I was painting my nails.
342
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,814
Well, that's no excuse
for being a...
343
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,484
Oh, so...
344
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,353
you couldn't type.
345
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,554
No!
346
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,589
I was poking the phone
with my knuckles.
347
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,562
So you weren't being mean?
348
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,130
Aw, man.
349
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,232
You are a white girl
that needs a hug.
350
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,669
-I am.
-Oh, my gosh.
351
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,072
Look...
352
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,906
I know you're going through
a lot right now.
353
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,309
I mean,
anybody would be freaking out.
354
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:53,146
I also have a gut full
of pickles and chardonnay.
355
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,447
Ooh, okay.
356
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,284
You know what?
I'll get you some ginger ale.
357
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,320
And let's agree--
text messages are a terrible way
358
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,455
to talk about emotional stuff.
359
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,124
You know? There's no context.
360
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,791
You're right.
And I shouldn't
361
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,460
have let Courtney
get me all riled up.
362
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,596
Courtney?
363
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,568
There it is.
364
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,936
12 books in a row.
365
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,006
Come on, Julian,
we gotta win this last one.
366
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,875
Okay, thanks, Trey.
That's helpful.
367
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,246
Come on, now,
show me what you got.
368
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,414
Yeah.
369
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:28,948
Ah.
370
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,352
Bam! There it is!
That's the sweep, baby!
371
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,321
Swept 'em.
372
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,922
Man, how the hell
did they do that?
373
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,924
Well, I think
it's quite clear, Trey.
374
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,660
Calvin and I have a bond
of our own.
375
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,829
Well, I don't like it.
376
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,165
*
377
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,471
Hello, Everette.
378
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,939
Hey...
379
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,641
you.
380
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,910
-Malcolm.
-Malcolm.
381
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:01,047
Yes, uh, well, listen, I was
just in the neighborhood,
382
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,049
thought I would bring you
an Italian ice.
383
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,051
Maybe jog the old memory.
384
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,587
Ooh, cherry.
385
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,489
-That's my favorite.
-Oh.
386
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,524
-How'd you know that?
-Because we dated.
387
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,025
Ooh.
388
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,028
Right. Look, I'm really sorry
about that.
389
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,730
I just have no recollection.
390
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,632
Which is weird,
because I usually have
391
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,234
-an uncanny memory
for most things.
-Mm.
392
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,170
-Like, check this out--
Wesley Snipes?
-Okay.
393
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,904
-Mm-hmm.
-His birthday's July 31.
394
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:25,938
That's crazy, right?
395
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,308
Yeah, that is crazy.
396
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,876
You know what else is crazy?
397
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,745
Is that we watched Passenger 57
at your apartment.
398
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,315
Ooh, look, I'm sorry.
399
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,916
Okay, girl, please sit down.
400
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,786
Listen, it was a Saturday night.
401
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,222
We had Thai food,
we watched a movie,
402
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,557
and then we went
to Dave & Busters.
403
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,726
Did we play
that basketball game?
404
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,528
Yeah! Pop-A-Shot.
405
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,897
-That was you?
-That was me.
406
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,267
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
407
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,602
I beat you.
408
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,571
And you said your machine
wasn't working right.
409
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,741
Okay, well, that does sound
like a legitimate concern.
410
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,278
So we switched machines,
and I beat you again.
411
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,680
And then your friend Trey
laughed at you,
412
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,649
and you had a complete meltdown.
413
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,621
Okay, but I did buy you
mozzarella sticks.
414
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,457
Wow, I really blocked
all that out.
415
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,092
It was, by far,
the worst date I've ever had.
416
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,965
Are you sure that was me?
417
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,738
Ooh. Hey.
You ate all the pickles.
418
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,140
Yeah, let's go with that.
419
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,109
Well, I hope you enjoyed them.
420
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,912
Because the Pickler
is hanging up his cape.
421
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,615
Yeah, he had a cape.
422
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,219
Which I don't need anymore,
thanks to Calvin.
423
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,289
You know, I don't know if
you know this, Gemma,
424
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,224
but, actually,
425
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,426
I've been in a bit
of a weird place
426
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,562
since I lost my job.
427
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,564
Really?
428
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,301
I know,
I've put on a brave face.
429
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,836
But...
I was feeling like a loser.
430
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,372
And, I don't know, last night,
431
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,073
Calvin made me feel
like a winner.
432
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,875
You're damn straight.
Hey.
433
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,344
Hey, you know, you're the best
Spades partner I ever had.
434
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,813
Wasn't it amazing?
We were like Butch and Sundance.
435
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,348
Like chicken and waffles.
436
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,384
Like Crate and Barrel.
437
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,488
Okay, that's on me, guys,
I encouraged him.
438
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,957
Well, the dream is over.
439
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,693
Yeah, a month to find
the perfect nanny,
440
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,994
two days for her to quit.
441
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,330
Oh, no. That's a shame.
442
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,798
Yeah, sure is.
443
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,334
You know, I'm still
Facebook friends with Dagmara.
444
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,202
I can reach out.
445
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,371
How old is she now?
446
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,107
Mrs. B?
447
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,009
We may be in need of
a little help with Daphne
448
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,445
next week until we can
find a replacement.
449
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,079
Hmm, I don't know.
450
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,916
Are you sure you want
a babysitter who's toxic?
451
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,921
-Gemma.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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