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What the fuck? Why is she so goddamn skinny?

What is wrong with her?

Oh my goodness, what is wrong with her dress?

Hey, nice to meet you.

How are you? I actually believe your son, Tariq, left his uniform at practice

yesterday, and I was just passing by because I'm kind of close here, and I

thought I would drop it off. Are you serious?

It looks like his. I didn't want to go in through it, but it looks like his

Oh, thank you. That's nice of you. Would you like to come in for some coffee,

tea, or something?

I don't know. Yeah, I got a few minutes. Do you have time?

Sure. Come on in.

Come on.

Well, come in.

You can sit down over there, over there.

Nice.

Do you want any coffee, tea?

Tea. Tea?

All right.

All right.

You don't miss fire.

Don't call me a spy. You can call me Jada.

Okay, Jada.

You know, Jada, how fast of a learner your son Tariq is. He's going to be a

great fighter, I think.

But I don't want him to be a fighter. I just want him to protect himself.

Maybe even me. I don't know.

You know, I teach women self -defense. Maybe you should come down to the studio

sometime and I can teach you some moves to be a good defender.

That's good, but I don't have time.

I don't have time.

You don't need much time.

In fact, you know what? I got a few minutes. Why don't we go out to a little

open area in your backyard, and I can show you a couple moves.

I think every woman should be able to protect themselves, especially in

time and age, you know what I mean?

That's true.

Well, yeah, we can do it. I just got to go change my clothes into something

comfortable. Yeah, a little more.

Yeah, because this is not going to happen.

It's not going to happen, so I'll go change my clothes right quick.

Okay. I'll be right back.

You've been allowed that. I'm telling you, you should learn a few things,

especially the world out there is pretty crazy.

I trust you.

I'll be back.

Wow, look at you.

What? What's wrong? Something I'm wearing? You don't like it?

No, it's just dynamite. Thank you.

Okay, let's stay here.

First we bow.

Okay. First we bow. That's kind of silly, but first we bow.

And then maybe we'll teach you like your normal fighting stance, which would be

something to be effective like this.

You know what? We're not going to teach you that. We're going to teach you some

self -defense stuff. For instance, let's say you're walking to your car and

somebody grabs you.

Yeah, fuck that.

From behind, right? Okay. That would be pretty scary, right? Yeah. So you want

to know how to behave and fight back. Yeah. For instance, let's say you grab

and I'll show you what happens. Let's say I'm walking to the car and you grab

me. Grab me like this, just like this.

Let's say I grab you like this.

Let's say I grab you like that, right? Okay. I'll hold you.

What would you do? You don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

Grab me.

Okay. Grab me like that.

Fine. What you could do is you could, with one foot, you step on their foot.

Boom. Right?

That would in turn cause them some pain.

Then you can reach around and hit them like that. Boom.

Okay. Helping at that point, you know, you would startle them enough to deter

them from wanting to continue to harass you. Okay.

Right? So let's try it.

Don't do it for real.

So if I came over and grabbed you around the waist, right? So you would step on

my foot. Oh, right?

I would go, ah!

Then you would smile.

I would fall down to the ground. So that's the effect of that, right?

That's pretty cool, huh? Okay.

All right, so now there's another one.

What's the other one? The other one is simply just take your head.

And smack it back. No!

Yeah, but don't do it to the heart. Oh, my God.

Let's say I grabbed you from behind.

Okay. You would end up connecting and hitting me in the nose or whoever that

for that matter. Okay.

It would be bad.

All right. Let's say you knocked me down and I was now on the ground.

Okay. All right?

We'll use this little thing. So now I'm on the ground. You knocked me down. So

get on me. Straddle me.

Straddle me and face me now.

So now,

now you get on top of me.

I'm down. Oh, you busted me in the face.

You could just... Right.

Okay, and then I'll sock you.

So let me show you now. If you were choking me, I would be you and you would

me. You could go like this, break free.

And then you could choke them like that. And then maybe flip them off or

something. Yeah, there you go. Okay. So why don't we show... Here, let's turn

around.

I'll put you down here. Okay.

I would do the same, right?

That's the proper word, correct?

All right, now suppose I threw you to the ground, right? Okay. And I was

at you. I was going to lunge at you. All right. What would your first reaction

be? I would try to kick you in the knee, like whatever. Kick you in the knee,

right? I'm trying to get in. Come on, you're going to kick me in the knee.

Oh, my God.

You missed a knee, but that's fine because that's a proper technique. I'm

sorry. Oh!

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. I'm so sorry. No, no, no. I didn't mean to kick

you. This is so embarrassing.

Oh, my God. I did not mean to kick you. It's okay, it's okay.

Let's be done with this little exercise for today. What am I going to do? I'm

going to try to make you feel better.

You're going to try to make me feel better? I'm going to try to make you

better.

I'm sorry.

Can I just please make you feel better? I mean, can we... I'm sorry. I'm so

sorry. I tried to kiss you in your leg.

No,

let me rub it. Let me make it better.

No, let me rub it. Let me make it better for you.

Let me make it better for you. Does that feel better?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Boy, you got a... I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I think it's starting to feel a little better now, I guess.

Oh, Jesus. No, let's really go inside.

Let me take care of this guy.

Yeah? Nobody's home?

Nobody's home.

The kids. Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed. Nobody's in the house.

Yeah, you can come inside.

Really? I'll make you feel better.

I'm sorry.

Lay down right here.

Maybe I can make it better.

I didn't mean to kick you. I did.

I tried kicking your leg.

I'm sorry.

Maybe I can make it better for you.

It feels better already, actually.

It do?

Maybe I can make it better than that.

You want me to just rub it?

I'm so sorry.

If I can kiss and make it better, huh?

Yeah.

How about that?

Oh my God, it's perfect.

Let me take this off.

Don't make me feel bad, I'm sure.

I love that.

I feel so much better now. You feel better now?

I feel so much better now.

It's a lot for a rabbit.

So much better

now.

Oh, yeah.

What if I put my fucking tits between them? Oh, my God.

Like that.

So good.

So good.

Oh, my God.

It feels so good between my tits.

I feel so much better now.

Hmm.

Well, okay.

Oh my god.

with some self -defense lessons or what?

Fuck self -defense lessons. We need to keep fucking like this.