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So, Scott, your family's told me an awful lot about you.

You know, I understand you're going to college there in New York, and you'll be

meeting new ladies.

Well, your family is a little concerned, and they think that maybe you need a

little bit of etiquette training, just so that you know how to handle yourself

with the city ladies, you know?

They're not like the girls next door at home. Yes, ma 'am.

I had the good grades, so I got into one of them fancy schools over there on the

East Coast.

My parents are a little worried about me, how I'm going to handle myself.

They tend to get a little wild. They don't want me getting drunk, getting

up and things of the such.

They said that you would teach me how to act.

Well, Scott.

I think you're going to be very, very surprised at what I have to teach you.

We're going to take a hillbilly from the Ozarks and teach him how to act like a

city man.

I think you're going to learn a lot, and you're going to like it.

All right, but does that mean I still can't throw me some Molotov cocktails on

the weekends?

No, Scott, no Molotov cocktails.

But what I will do is teach you how to approach a young lady in the dorms or in

college.

And how to treat her and touch her. Oh, my goodness.

You'll enjoy it. Trust me.

First, you're going to take off your hat.

Take off the hat.

Always have your hat off indoors.

I'm supposed to have the hat.

Let it go.

Oh, my goodness.

Slow down, buckaroo.

You're going to slow down. There's other ways to touch a lady.

You're going to slow right down.

Oh, Lord.

First, when you approach a lady, you do it subtly and gently.

You don't just grope, but you'll touch her first.

And you'll gently touch her and say, well, ma 'am, how are you doing today?

And you'll withdraw your hand.

Now you try it.

I'm bucking. I'm here to fuck. Yeah, baby.

That's how we do it. That's how we do it.

A dwell pack above the beast.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Slow down. Slow down.

No jittering with the legs.

Slow down, Huckaroo. You're fighting too little hillbilly, aren't you?

You can't act like you're back home anymore.

We're going to take this nice and slow. I'm sorry, ma 'am. You can just slow

down, okay? This isn't Captain Kangaroo's hour here, okay?

You're going to act like you're in the city.

I'm sorry. Lord, forgive me.

Yeah, you better say your prayers, honey, because you're going to need

Okay, so what am I supposed to do to get some pussy then?

I was the whole point of going to college is to get the pussy.

And them frat girls, they like the wild guys.

That's what they say in the movies.

Now don't believe everything you hear in the movies.

You just leave it to me.

If you act like a sophisticated man, all that pussy, it'll all come to you.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, you are a bad learner.

Oh,

yes. Oh,

you were a boring natural city boy.

You'll learn just fine.

Oh, yes.

You must have been practicing back home with those girls, huh?

Yes, you'll learn very nicely.

Oh, so nice of that skirt.

Oh.

Oh,

nice.

Very good.

Oh, yes, with that little clit, nicely.

Oh, yes.

Ooh, Scott, you're natural at this.

You'll have those girls coming at you with no problem at all.

Oh, yes.

Always was a quick study.

Oh, you're very good.

Oh, what do you tell a lady when you see this?

Tell her it's your first time.

It ain't like I ain't had sex before. I got plenty of cousins.

Oh, now, okay, now, let's see. We don't do cousins, but we'll do everybody else.

Oh yeah.

I think you're probably going to be my best student. Oh yeah.

There we go.

Oh, you are a good student.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I can see that you're going to go straight to the top of that.

Don't talk to the ladies, but give them all you got.

They breathed on the east coast.

They got titties over here.

Only if they're little. Only if they're little. But when they're big, they

breath.

You do make it warm in here.

Oh, very nice.

You're such a good student.

Isn't this nicer than your curtains?

Mm -hmm.

They're softer.

At least I'm not too drunk to remember it.

Oh, you'll find a lot of things are fun when you're sober.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, gently stroke inside that pussy.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you are a very good student.

Oh.

I'll have a very good report for you. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes,

you've gone deeper. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

I'll take it all.

I'll take all that crap in there. Oh, yes.

Oh, I feel these bolts happening.

Oh, yes. You're getting it in there all the way, baby. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. That's it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so sick of him.

Baby, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

You want it? Oh, yes. You want it? Tell me you want it. Oh, yes.

Tell me you want it. I want your cup. Yeah? I want it. Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I want it. Stay just like that.

Just like that. It's perfect.

Oh. Oh. Pull your ass. Oh, that's good.

That's all right.

Hold your ass. Oh.

Cops big and hard. Oh, yes.

So deep.

I can feel your tears in it, baby.

I can feel your tears in it.

Oh, yeah. Right there.

Right there.

Does that feel good?

Oh, please, your teacher.

Yes.

Oh, you're such a good student.

Oh,

those college girls are going to like you just fine, honey.

Those executives over in the corporate office are going to love you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Escape your pussy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

You want that come? Oh, yes. You want that come?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, get down.

You want a face?

Get down. Oh, yes.

Open your mouth.

Oh, that's good, baby.

Think I'm going to do okay in New York? Oh, yeah. You're going to do absolutely

fine.

I feel so much better.

You're my best pupil yet.

Come back next week for another lesson?

Anytime.

You better.

I just thank you.