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We are gathered here today to do something very important.
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We will honor soldiers who have shown exceptional bravery and courage.
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Who, together with his mates, have made an effort beyond what was expected.
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And that is why you are awarded the Defense Medal for a noble deed.
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Congratulations.
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Congratulations on your promotion, Captain.
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Thank you, mom.
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Is that your mother?
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I am so proud of you.
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Now that I've got a medal, and stuff like that. It was that plane crash.
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I thought maybe you could see a little between your fingers now.
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No.
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No no. But then we can...
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You're probably wondering what's going on. This is part of the ceremony.
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Everyone who receives a medal must be handcuffed.
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It's nothing dangerous, like.
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This wasn't the entrance I had envisioned, Hong.
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It would be nice if you could stop it.
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Hello, I'm getting sick. Now it has hung up.
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You have to turn the screwdriver inside.
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Hong, you have to take the screwdriver in the right place.
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Why didn't you do something? You were about to kill me.
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You can drive up and drop them off here. It is fine.
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Hey Hey.
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Hello.
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I've borrowed a suit, sort of. I took care of the receipt.
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If I might spill ketchup or mustard, or maybe crispy fried onions.
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I kind of missed you.
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I'm not a jealous Albanian who is like:
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-Oh, come on. Where are you going? -Ola, you don't have to be jealous.
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But I know you can get a guy with a lot of six packs on him -
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- standing with a hair dryer and Renati and gel wax.
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My problem now, after everything that has happened, -
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- is that I have developed an extremely dry scalp.
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It's no big deal.
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I think you're pretty anyway. You are who I we have.
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With or without hair.
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Seriously?
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Honest. You look absolutely smashing today.
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-Do you think? - That dress is tight.
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- Oh, Sat. You will be blown away. - OK.
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(burps)
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Jesus Christ. Yes.
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Justin. Long time no see.
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There were a lot of gingers here.
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It's not wrong. Sorry.
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Hell.
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Not the flowers.
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Let me go.
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You will regret it.
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You will regret it too.
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Lauritzen.
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You look like a disgraced meat tit.
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Who are you looking for?
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- My father has promised to come. -Your father?
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Now it's time to get started.
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Because Jesus is standing on the platform and is ready for marriage.
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Stop!
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About forgiveness! I am the groom's father.
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Who, despite some heroin abuse -
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- has always stood up for his son. -Dad.
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This is my father. He promised he would come, so now he is here.
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And now you don't stick ...
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There he disappeared. Then we start.
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I have no problem.
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I'm not running away. Now I will be here.
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-How are things going with the drugs? -No problem.
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- Now I have a normal nine to two job. - Nine to two?
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What do you work as, then?
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-Marketing consultant, social media. - OK.
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But then we run a wedding.
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We are gathered here today to celebrate love.
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I myself got married just a few weeks ago to my greatest love.
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Monica.
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Berit?
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Berit! Your trick mouse.
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Oh, you comfort. I thought you were going to say something.
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Tanja-Laila Gaup, do you take Svein André Nicolai Lauritzen, -
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- who is standing by your side, to be your spouse? -Yes I do.
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Lauritzen, do you take Tanja-Laila Gaup till death do you part?
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- Of course. - Then it is allowed to kiss the bride.
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I love you.
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Here it comes.
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Satan.
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What the hell.
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- Lauritzen. -Yes?
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Ouch, rice right in the eye! Whore from hell.
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It's my day.
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Good luck with the rest of your life, Tanja.
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Thank you, you goddamn scumbag.
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I will do as you.
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As the child is born, I will run away from husband and child.
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-You're not going to? -Yes. I had a wonderful upbringing.
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Our child will also have an absent mother and a closet homosexual father.
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- There are still nine months to go. -Seven months is plenty.
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Perfect. Then it will be premature like you.
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Kjerring.
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-Dad. Thank you very much for coming. - Of course I came.
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And I will visit you tomorrow. And when you have your child.
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Remember that blood is thicker than water.
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But heroin is a little thicker than blood. It says itself.
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Non-alcoholic beer.
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Pilsner. You understand that.
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- But we'll see you then. -I come.
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This time I won't let you down. See you later.
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-See you later! - We'll never see each other again, Tanja!
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I have enormous respect for how you have disappointed your son.
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- The package has arrived. -The Harry Potter set?
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Wand, wigs, cape, everything. So tonight it will be runkeldump.
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A magical evening. Or what do you say, Ronny Wiltersen?
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Analius leviosa.
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Hong, then I'm done.
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Hong, then I'm done!
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(threatening Russian)
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No, damn it. I didn't see that one coming. Hello.
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What are you doing here?
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-Where is the information you promised me? - I don't know anything about that.
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I might try googling it. Or go to vorset.no.
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If you don't give us intelligence, Putin will kill you.
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If you want intel, i.e. information, we have salmon every Tuesday ...
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I had asthma when I was younger. And now I have a helium voice.
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What the hell, Hong? It's in the top three sickest things I've seen.
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I was supposed to do that. He wanted to poke his eyes out, but they wouldn't.
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And then you just come in as Mr. Miyagi. What was it you did?
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Yes. Khob khun ...
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Are you going to drag him out and then wipe me? Or are you going to wipe me first?
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You must be dried.
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Who is there?
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He had epileptic seizures. It was foaming at the mouth, -
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- and he had a huge erection. Hong is an anesthesiologist.
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So she will have an X-ray, MRI and CT outside here.
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- By the way, you've been demoted. - Look?
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- You are demoted. - It actually fits quite well.
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Because an enormous amount of receipts have piled up, which you can take over.
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- I lost track a bit. - These are bills.
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-What? - Helicopter to Espa?
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There was a recruit who got a feeling, so we had to buy chocolate buns.
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Alarm clock with the Blåsemafien? This has gone to debt collection.
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They have taken away TV and electricity. So either you have to run away from it, -
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- or call him with the same weld as you and a big forehead, -
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- extremely high head, who says: Have you paid your bills?
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But I have to run. We're going to celebrate Hong turning 54.
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So we're going to Egon.
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Surely many who had gone to bed and started laughing.
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But I'm a warrior, not a baby.
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It's just something that irritates my islands a little.
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It could be a nut allergy, pollen or shellfish in the air.
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-Are you laughing? -No.
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I don't have a laugh.
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Follow up.
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You've had an interesting life, Lillehagen.
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- Is all that mine? - That's it.
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-And now it just disappears? - All diagnoses.
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All errors and omissions.
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A hell of a lot.
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Who is the hat?
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No one's.
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I owe you a thank you, Ahre-Ketil.
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Without you, I wouldn't have gotten that medal or my job back.
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-You can go. -What about the plane?
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Do not worry about it.
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Pouring moon.
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I've never had anyone be so kind to me before.
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-So I promise to write. -You do not need that.
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- Just one more little thing. -What?
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I've knelt your mother.
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-What? - She didn't come.
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What are you talking about?!
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Yes.
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Mum and I think it would be nice if you came for lasagna one day.
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I just have to say that I really appreciate you joining me on this journey.
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We have dreamed of this all our lives.
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Shut up. We're going to work.
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I like the attitude. You have been verified insane.
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-Thanks. - We are going to Valhalla.
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I count to three.
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One two Three. Now!
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We made it. Give me it.
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What happens to the pyro? Stick to the driving schedule.
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- Does it look good? -Yes.
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But you don't even see.
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-Little land crab. - Land crab itself.
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-Grim Torkild, are you ready for the final? -To Valhalla!
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