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-How are things here? - It is too early to say.
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But we fear a serious brain injury.
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- So he hasn't spoken? - So far only sounds.
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What kind of sounds then?
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At 07.33: Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta.
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12.07: Pa-pa-pa-pa. 12.43: Breathing grah-ha.
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What actually happened?
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It is a tragic accident caused by incompetence and poor basic training.
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And it probably points right back at you.
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Hole ...
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I think he called you whore, me.
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There he said it again.
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- Geez. - Obviously he thinks you're a whore.
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Give some sedatives, so Støland doesn't get low self-esteem.
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I think it should be here somewhere.
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Grim Thorkild. These guys are not to be messed with.
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- Now you mustn't get stressed. - I'm not stressed.
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-Yes. -No.
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Hællæ. I must inform that I am carrying deadly weapons.
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So it won't be a bad atmosphere.
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I can check if you tolerate butter.
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Think that steak is pretty good.
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Hællæ. Damn nice that I was invited to the secret group.
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I brought Grim Torkild with me. He has had four or five trips to Afghanistan.
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-No. No! - He just fucks.
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- So we are ready. -Welcome.
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We are El Hahtlab Ehslad-sul-Jihad.
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What did you say?
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-Welcome. - Yes, I understood that.
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It was the gurgling in the throat.
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We are ... Damn it, Finn-Torfinn. Åssen is that what you say?
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-Finn-Torfinn? -Yes.
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Ahre-Ketil? It's Ahre-Ketil from Fredrikstad.
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-Are you kidding? -Tommy-Nikolai and Kenneth-André.
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It's all the guys from Lisleby. All the guys who got beat up.
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That was it. No one wanted to play with anyone here.
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Many good and somewhat mixed memories.
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Don't know if you remember when you pushed me on a skateboard?
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I don't remember much of it. I suffered a fractured skull and was in a coma.
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For four months, I think. But damn, screw it! Now we are here.
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What the hell, so many useless men.
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I can't be bothered with this anymore.
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Hello.
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- Are you going? - I can't be here anymore.
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I have been tormented and tortured, beaten and humiliated myself.
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I looked like Dolph Lundgren and Marit Bjørgen's unwanted child.
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But where does the tumor come from?
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Yeah, there.
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Did I hurt you or something? I didn't know that here.
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Of course you didn't know that, you fucking cunt.
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You have tried to make me more feminine. I'm not your dog.
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I have a pussy of 13 kg, Lauritzen. Aurora has not.
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But, well...
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I'm going to have radiation therapy to get rid of the tumor.
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Metaphorically speaking.
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I should never have gone on that Russian bus to Tryvann.
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(Burps) Sorry.
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To put it bluntly, we are terribly sorry about the circumstances.
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He walked on a mine. Is that what happened?
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Yes.
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You are aware that what you are doing here puts the Armed Forces in a very bad light?
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I'm not sure if any of you are fit to run this place.
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-Who is it? - It's Ahre-Ketil.
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- He was the one who crashed the Hercules plane. -What is it?
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At least then I have solved one of their problems.
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- I think I know where he is. -Nice work, woman. I'm stepping down.
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There are taco baguettes in the canteen.
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I think I will also be involved in that.
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Before I possibly also go and eat a taco baguette, where is he?
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What are we going to do tonight? You can choose.
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Should I whisper in your ear, maybe?
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A hundred compliments, because I have.
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Number one: You are very strong mentally. That's you.
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Number two: You are quick to the bone.
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-Number three: -You could perhaps say: You are ugly.
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-What? -Yes.
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Or something like that: When your mother gave birth to you, didn't she just turn around?
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-And then you were in your panties? -Do you think so?
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Are there freckles, or did your mother scratch your face when you were born?
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I don't want to say that. It is not true.
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Can't you say: Satan, I'm so horny that I want to sit on your face -
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- and suffocate you with the fishy smell from your fish pussy.
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I sat on your face so hard that I got your gums in my pussy teeth.
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I want to use your thin cock as a toothpick.
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I want to say nice things. You are beautiful.
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I think maybe actually... I think I have to go, me.
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You're very much that boop, then. Sorry.
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Tanya! Wait!
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Hello? Tanya. Wait, then.
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Wait, then.
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You can't leave.
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You run as if you're afraid the big boys will give you snow in the neck.
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- I've buzzed it. -Yes.
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Aurora and I don't get along.
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I didn't realize you felt the way you did lately.
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The birch forest here can satisfy me sexually for many months.
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And I can't stand you getting in the way with your screaming voice.
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-Move! - No, Tanya. That's what I like about you.
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That you say nasty things to me. You focus on my weaknesses.
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- Everything that I am, like. -Hush.
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Do you also like it when I sit on your face so you can't breathe?
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There is nothing I would rather.
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It looks like someone ran you over with a semi trailer. I hate you.
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That in a strange way it is twisted so that I think I ...
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Lauritzen.
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-I love you so much. - Do you like me?
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What are you trying to say now, Tanja?
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I'm a savior in you.
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-You almost have to help me understand. -Damn it, Lauritzen!
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You are my pokemon. I choose you. You are my Kukkasaur.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, Satan! I came.
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- Did you come? -No.
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-Not at all? -No.
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What will it take for you to come?
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-Are you ready? -I'm ready.
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Yes, we are a group that gathers here every Tuesday.
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Watching Al-Jazzar and preaching about warfare and such.
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So you are in many ways foreign fighters in conflict-ridden countries, -
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- just looking to pick hats and such?
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Now we don't know much about religion, other than that there is conflict down there.
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So the opportunity to splash out on some hats is certainly present.
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We were lone wolves, but now we are together as a pack.
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A bit of the same wool here. A bit like stray wolves.
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But how do we go about paying when we go down to Afghanistan?
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How do we solve it? Because I had some bad luck with a plane.
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We have some money, we.
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From the cake sale, and then we got tips.
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Grim Torkild, are you ready for Afghanistan?
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You will, not me.
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Grim Thorkild. Just wait a bit.
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Grim Torkild?
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Have you had a drip, haven't you?
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This is what we have dreamed of all our lives.
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I can't go. I have Down syndrome.
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I don't know how contagious it is, but we've been pretty close to each other.
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So I'm sure I have that too. Then there are two of us with Downs.
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- Down syndrome is not a disease. - No, but ...
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Grim Torkild!
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IM serious. This is what we have dreamed of.
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We have shot paintball, slept outside and fasted.
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- I'm tired, Ahre-Ketil Lillehagen. -Yes, yes. But...
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I can't go.
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Grim Torkild!
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The little garden! Show me your hands!
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Show me here! Forward with her hand!
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Lie down!
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-All the way down! - Now we just have to ...
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All the way down!
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I've always dreamed of wearing gloves like that.
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Will it only be Grandiosa on you? Are you sure? You look a little pale.
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What's happening here? What are you doing?
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Now we'll see. Yes, then it was us. What can I do for you?
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- Do you drive and film people going to the toilet? - To keep some overview.
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There have been a lot of clogged toilets. So I wanted to see who is the culprit.
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Or as the old woman said: Who stuck the cock in the keyhole?
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Do you film people without them knowing?
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- They probably aren't quite aware of it. - I have to report this.
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That's what the boy said too, who made sour cream porridge for 37 days straight.
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It would have been boring. I have created a hub.
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Such a dark web hub where people can subscribe to stuff like this.
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I have one here that is trending.
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Oh my God, hysterical. Guy steps on a landmine and explodes.
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It has 210,000 views and thumbs up.
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Did you film Halvorsen's accident?
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Accident and accident, it depends on the eye that sees.
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You just have to find the popcorn. There's something great going on here.
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Now it's coming soon.
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- I have to have that video there. - Probably knew you were a little pig.
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And then I have a signed brief from GT-Sara. It is worth quite a lot.
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- Because she is dead. -Remove the cameras on the dasses.
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You thought you were going to get away with it? That I wouldn't find you?
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- I didn't really think so. - Let him go.
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- Otherwise what? - Then I shoot.
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-You shoot me with a softgun? - Right in the face.
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- No, I shoot. - It hurts like hell!
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Shall I shoot you too?
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You then?
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And you, Smørbukk? What?
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To Valhalla!
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Blood pupa!
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-What are you doing now? - French cuffs.
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-Captain. -Ow!
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- Drop the weapon. -No.
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We know you chased Halvorsen into the minefield.
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- Release Lillehagen. -No!
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You have shot 70% of a softgun team from Fredrikstad in the legs.
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Take and handle him here. And let Lillehagen go.
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No!
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Just let go. I'm in control!
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I must have that gun. It is mine!
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The little garden! The little garden.
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Oh!
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He shot me. Støland! Did you see that?
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- Head shot. - He was the one who shot me!
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Straight to the point.
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Welcome to the losing team.
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-What are you thinking about? -What should we call the kid?
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- The kid? -I'm pregnant.
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We in the Gaup family are extremely fertile.
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-But first there will be a wedding. -Already?
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Take it easy. I'll strip at your bachelor party.
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