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Come on, Grim Torkild. Not quite super with high heels now?
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Grim Thorkild.
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-Hell, it's a code lock. -What?
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There is a code lock. We have to wear hats.
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Pythagoras' theorem, square root. Works, works!
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-Give me a number between 1 and 9. -8, 9.
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Half of pi. The largest lake in Norway is Mjøsa.
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M-JØ-SA.
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Mjøsa. Four letters.
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There's no point in ...
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It definitely opened because I had solved the code.
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You don't have to brag about the fact that you have muscles or are a little overweight.
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Come on.
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Clear! About as empty as the wallet of a Catholic priest at summer camp.
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And the reason it's empty is that he often sleeps with boys.
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Without their permission.
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I don't have a bachelor's degree in hieroglyphics, -
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- but from the looks of it here, it looks like it says "student".
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I think there have been eleven people here, who have posted with...
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Anyone have a Fisherman's Friend?
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I want Ahre-Ketil Lillehagen's ass on that bench over there. Yesterday.
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Yes.
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All right, guys! Cheers, hey!
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It's easier if you come when I say cheers.
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So I don't have to hold on all the time. All right.
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We have two fugitives. Does anyone know anything about tracking?
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When you do tracking, I learned from the Indians in Ohuahoajoy, -
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- a place a little outside of Ohio. They taught me that there are seven types of tracks.
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The tracks we have to keep in mind, folks, are primarily wind tracks.
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It has been windy here. It is an open landscape.
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There are no dense pine trees with sap.
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And then there are water tracks. What is it here?
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Is it a cod? Or haddock?
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No, it's a mackerel!
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The next track is animal track.
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It can be anything from grasshopper, lynx, marten.
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Sheep or cows.
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Moer.
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Bear. And perhaps the most common track we see, -
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- it's badgers and foxes. Fox tracks.
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- Yes, there were three. - I'm not done, Sondre.
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- You said seven. - I haven't made it to seven!
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I know now, Sondre, that my cup will soon overflow.
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Does anyone know what a soundtrack is?
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-Hey! It's a soundtrack. -What?
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And then we have more tracks than that. Internet traces.
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And it's very simple. Just delete the log.
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And the last is brake track.
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All right, guys! Those are the tracks we have.
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The latest, then?
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It was six, wasn't it? You said seven.
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Shut the fuck up, Sondre!
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Now my cup is completely clean!
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Do you understand that?
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No more from you when I speak!
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Then stupid things come from you! Shut the fuck up, Sondre!
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Then we go and find fugitives. Let's go, guys!
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Come on guys! Let's go!
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Is this where you are?
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-What is going on? -Someone has escaped from prison.
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-A manhunt? -Yes.
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No, I don't bother.
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It's kind of crazy, isn't it? You're always so excited about things like that.
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-You don't intend to jump? - No, it's three meters down to the water.
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-Are you a meathead? -Are you sick, then?
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I do not know what that is. I am dizzy and have pain on my left side.
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It probably has cancer. Scatter my ashes over Finnmarksvidda when I die.
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Maybe the breasts need to be recycled and I have butt implants from Turkey.
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But, Tanja, are you sure it's not Lauritzen you're thinking of?
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-You don't have heartbreak, then? - No, damn it.
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No one in the Gaup family has ever been in love.
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-Is it that bad? -Hell. I have to go.
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-Where are you going? - There is something very strange about you.
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- Can't you call or come later? - I don't have a phone, only a Tamagotchi.
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What is the problem? Now I got a little bored.
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She can come when she is happy again. I can not bear.
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- Are we there soon? - We are going to Afghanistan.
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It's damn far. Like from Jazzafar Kebab to Østfoldbadet about 12-13 times.
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Oh, so far.
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We sailed from the Caribbean and anchored last night.
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I have heard an old rumor about an absolutely wonderful treasure.
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Captain Sabertooth is a dangerous man.
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Grim Torkild! Now it holds.
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-What are you doing? - Flossing.
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We don't have time for that now.
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- It's clearly not allowed to have fun. -Come on.
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Violently so many times on this trip you're going to screw up.
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Grim Torkil is quite tired and thirsty.
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So now I have found 4G and surfed a bit. And I'm no longer -
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- banned from the Facebook page "Vanilla cola back to Norway".
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And then I joined the Afghanistan group of someone called Kenneth.
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For those with an above-average interest in weapons and foreign travel.
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And there are extremely few in the group who like Grandiosa with paprika.
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I wrote "To Valhall" on the wall. And don't you think everyone liked it?
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So I am above average satisfied.
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Grim Torkild? Put the banjo in the basket. We are going to Afghanistan.
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Come on, we'll stick.
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-Didn't know you could play the banjo. - If you can do it, you can do it.
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There are brake tracks.
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- Yes, it was probably from us. -Shut the fuck up, Sondre.
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Slush.
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Without seeming quite like Madam Mim in Donald Duck, -
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- it can almost seem as if there has been a super human here.
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Just hold for two seconds.
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Cheers! Jefferson.
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A long time ago, yes. Far away.
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Received.
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A slight change in plans. We go back to the camp.
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Because tonight we're going to watch "The Devil Wears Prada" on DVD.
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And now I need a new phone.
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Try him your new sergeant. Lohrengren.
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Why don't you shut up a lot more? It wasn't your idea.
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There's a reason I put him in as a sergeant.
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You don't tell me if I should put him in.
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I'm the one who comes up with that idea.
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So put him in.
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Moët! Chablis!
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Dom Pérignon!
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Fire!
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We are starting the exercise Wine map and compass.
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They must familiarize themselves with the pole's price list -
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- and tick off everything that is not on the keel.
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Sorry, Tønnesen. Now you've shot down bubbles -
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- and left a Gato Negro standing.
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It's what 54-year-old ladies drink on a girlfriend's night out.
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When we finish, it's another exercise.
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-Tinder trail with drinking glasses and Voi. - Lohrengren.
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It's Lohrengren. Escaped, yes?
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Yes, but we'll fix that. Yes. Over and out.
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Knut, pacifier, bottle spout.
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Don't think they heard the last of it. Pack up!
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Yes, our first assignment. We're going to catch a thief.
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Never encountered criminal people before. His name is Arild Kjetil Lillehaven.
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We have made a trap.
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We don't run around the woods risking jumper's knee and Schlatters.
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There are several people here who struggle with scurvy in their legs.
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Then we don't seem desperate either.
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Because if you are desperate, there is a lack of competence.
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Caught.
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We have filled the trap with a bit of variety. The mouse wants cheese.
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So we bought Kraftkar, manchego and blue cheese.
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And in case he's from the working class, we've got data rollover, -
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- electricity subscription, a monthly pass -
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- and some Penguins from the Kiel ferry.
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Tønnesen, did we have a roller burger like that? Terrific.
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No, I don't take on roller burgers. Are you drunk? I don't touch it.
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Just put it in there. Terrific.
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Now you got long fingers away to the data package.
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We must use it in the trap. But I can get you something else.
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Lentils.
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I can arrange that.
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With it on your shoulder, you look like Rasmus in the loafer.
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-No. -Rasmus is a damn funny name.
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It's like a arsehole and a rodent in one.
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So damn luck that we met him there Kenneth.
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When several lone wolves meet, it becomes a wolf pack in a way.
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And who doesn't want to be a member of a wolf pack?
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Birds of a feather flock together. Not everyone was invited to the birthday party.
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-Can you tell me what you have in the bag? -Seed.
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-Seed? -Bird seed.
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-Why? -Feed tit balls.
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-Are you going to feed titmouses? -Yes.
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-Are you going to join, or not? -No thanks.
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Yes, of course we will be there. This is really good.
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Grim Torkild, come here.
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It smells a bit tight in here, doesn't it?
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I can roll down the window a little.
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