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- Hello. -Hello!
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-Happy Birthday. -Thanks. You remember that?
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I had written in the calendar that today is to be celebrated.
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And it's not just anyone who should be celebrated...
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It's us!
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Come on!
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Hello. Do you hear me?
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- Heavy bleeding from the thigh. - Lauritzen?
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Happy Birthday. And the night, for that matter.
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It is usually a day all around. In many ways double-congratulations.
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-More than that Aurora... -Do you have a single person package?
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You're so lazy I'm getting genital warts! Give me that one.
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Happy birthday. It is in English. Feliz Navidad in French.
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And then there are congratulations on the day in Swedish.
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- I have a little present for you afterwards. -Do you have it?
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Unlike the Auro ass here, I don't tease with a gift. I have a present now.
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A Snoopy brief. It can be used as a buff, abseiling rope, bracelet etc.
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It has a small stain because I sat on a freshly stained bench at a party in Brønnøysund.
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-Thanks. Aurora, can you get... -Move! I'll take it.
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Empty weapons! Control!
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You're alive and it's not because of her. I can say that right away.
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You!
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We are some friends who are going out tonight and have a little party.
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-Would you consider joining? - Of course. So nice.
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Of course. It would have been very nice.
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So good. Good work today.
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No, you did a good job.
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No, you did a good job.
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Did it go well?
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Now that mæba is in Afghanistan, I have to keep the wheels turning.
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I do my thing. Can't just lie on a pillow and miss it, you know.
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So I have started my very own fuckings barbershop.
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Do you want a bold fade? Wolla, come to me, then. Done talking, then.
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Done, then.
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- It's a bun clip. -No, it's a sick fade, bro.
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You can whip me. I charge NOK 75 for sick fade.
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That's a sick fucking fade, man. OK, who's next?
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Sit down. What can I do for you today bro?
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You can start by getting me up a little higher.
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A little higher.
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A little more.
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And a little down again.
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There you go.
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OK. Bro, here it looks like there has been someone before me.
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There's not much I get to do.
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Unless you take curls from the zebb and glue them on the head.
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This is what a soldier should look like.
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-Yes, but... -You have such sweet, little girl braids.
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-It's not... -It's not?
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Looks like Mr. Lee noodles are growing out of your skin. I'm getting hungry.
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Wolla!
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Now you have to clean up here.
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-But first we will have a little quiz. - OK.
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Is this a hair salon or a military installation?
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I'm a little unsure, but I'm not gay.
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I don't mind if someone has different embarrassments. I support everything.
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- Embarrassment. Military embarrassment! -Just right.
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All this unregulated piss is over now!
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Done, then.
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-Close the shop at once... -You didn't have any wigs?
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- It's not a wig shop. - You said something about curls from the zeb.
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If you really want bangs or a moustache, -
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- you can take some curls from the zebb and maybe glue.
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You get the same weld as fat Ronaldo.
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He with incisors. Such a small skull.
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OMG.
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I realized pretty quickly that it wasn't Hong. She doesn't have shoe size 34.
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Maybe it's the Nato glasses that are screwing me up, but it's just something...
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I think she's cool, sort of.
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- I have slush too. Do you want? -Yes.
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-Which flavor would you like? -Strawberry.
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- It's strawberry and vanilla. -Strawberry.
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OK. Super. It is newly installed. Just feel at home.
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What's mine is yours. But use a toilet brush.
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Because the most disgusting thing I know is girls who poop.
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-You were on the bus, weren't you? -Yes.
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-Which one were you on? -131.
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I don't think I've heard of that one. Was it greasy?
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A little.
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I was at The Didgerous.
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-Brain freeze. -Brain freeze?
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-Are you going to meet your type here? - I'm going to help a friend.
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He is in prison. I'll get him out.
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- So he's a bad boy? - A little.
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I'm the Sergeant of Freedom Seas, so I can certainly help you.
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-Thanks. - Woman of few words.
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But there is something very beautiful about you.
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Captain.
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I have polished the shoes, cleaned the uniform, washed the toilet -
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- and prepared the bath with a bath bomb in it, as you requested.
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Isn't it nice to have areas of responsibility that you know you master, Støland?
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Yes, then. But then I'll take the evening.
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There's a box of peas over there. Give me it.
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Sort these. And then you come and apologize.
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I'll probably put an end to your rebellious thoughts.
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- Are you serious now? -Yes, does it look like I'm kidding?
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-Three nuts for Cinderella? - I haven't seen it.
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You pour seeds and peas on the floor as if it were the Czech Republic in the 15th century.
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I only watch war movies.
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Norwegian war films. Max Manus, have you seen it?
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-Yes, but... -It's a good movie.
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-But... -It's a good movie.
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Now you clean this up, and then I'll be responsible for the rest of the camp.
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- So everything else in the camp is your responsibility? - Everything else, Støland.
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Sure you haven't seen that movie?
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I don't know what's happening to me. It's just something...
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I don't know how long it takes to fall in love.
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Hello.
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- What have you eaten? - Sausage and slush.
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Is that right. Had I completely forgotten.
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- I think you are so tough, Tanja. -Why?
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-You just give a shit about what everyone says. -What does everyone say?
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Nothing special. You're just doing your thing, sort of.
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-Even if the guys hate it. - Guys don't like my stuff?
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Boys want girls who are more feminine than them.
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- No boys like tough girls. -What's wrong with the voice?
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What we mean is that at a vorspiel, for example, -
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- it only goes on the guys' terms. I have to laugh at everything they say.
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-But you're not laughing. - I don't think I've heard you laugh before.
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No, OK. Sure as hell I can laugh.
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I'm a prankster.
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There I laughed.
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If a man comes with glasses, nose and mustache that hang together...
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And takes them off. It's not him!
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There is another one.
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I think people who throw up are funny.
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I find people who have amputated something very funny.
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I had a good laugh there.
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Are you going to join now or not? Because we have to catch the bus.
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I think I might be behind.
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Good bye!
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So, Lauritzen, you like feminine girls?
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You don't like girls with chaps?
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I have to change.
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- I was born with such a long head. -Is it true?
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- They took me out with a suction cup. - You must have been so sweet.
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Kind of like an alien with a big head.
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Hello.
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- Lauritzen. -Hello. You are so beautiful, then.
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Thanks. I just throw something on in a hurry.
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Just by chance that the nails matched the dress.
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It was great.
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Aurora. Good to see you too.
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- We were going to order something to drink, we. - I can order myself.
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I take a whole bottle of alcohol.
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I'm probably going to throw up after the starter, so find a bucket and cloth.
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I'm not taking a taxi today, I'm just driving an ambulance straight to the intensive care unit.
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It was just a little ... I'll take a Radler.
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What the hell is a Radler? I also take a Radler.
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- Alcohol-free. -What the hell?
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Two Radlers.
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It will be good. I just need a quick trip to the bathroom.
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And throw up, so I have room for one alcohol-free Radler.
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You can pretend you're drunk, then.
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There is something that is a little strange. Hard to say exactly what it is.
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-What? -Exactly. Yes, that was the voice.
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-Hey, my voice? - No, then.
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I can certainly get a festival pass.
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We run a beauty discount. There are quite a few reality contestants on the VIP.
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I helped organize Findings, but there were so many deaf artists.
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Ahre-Ketil?
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-But anyway... -Ahre-Ketil?
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Grim Thorkild.
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-Grim Torkild. Open. -Grim Torfinn?
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- I don't have a key. -Thought it was a boy's name.
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-Dirk up, or something. - I can't do it.
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I don't have paper clips either. It is gone.
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-What would Captain Sabertooth do? - He could cut away.
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- You fucked who, you said? -Cut.
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Thought you said kneel.
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Damn!
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Right? It's something wonderful.
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- I haven't done anything crazy now. - No, but soon you will.
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Are you going to execute me in the fortress now? Like Quisling?
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No.
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Have you been to the hairdresser?
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Damn nice...
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-Stick. Get off. -Grim Torkild, we have to run.
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Blink, blink.
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Lauritzen. Happy Birthday.
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-Thanks. -You are someone who has never been seen before.
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Someone who has never experienced closeness and tenderness.
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I'd say you have, Lauritzen. I have warmed you in the sleeping bag.
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But I see you.
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And now it's your turn.
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So my gift to you.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday...
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-Mr. Lauritzen. -That's me.
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Happy birthday
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to you.
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No!
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No no no.
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Lauritzen. I also have something I want to perform.
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-Do you have it? - A joik that I made myself.
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-Are you going to? -I will.
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(beautiful joik)
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Shake me in the braid, I'm completely speechless, me.
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Feint dick.
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