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A rule to remember. Then I think 30 compressions and 2 with tongue.
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- Lauritzen. - Tanya? Are you back?
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The hunting troop was not right for me. It was like something was missing.
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What?
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-What the hell? - This is Aurora.
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- Tanya. Aurora. - Tanya! Lauritzen has told about you.
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About when I sat on his face and he thought it was the WC in scree fishing?
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It smells a bit tight after an exercise and many days without washing the pee.
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-Could of course take a cloth wash. - That's not true, then.
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We haven't talked much about you, maybe.
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What have you been talking about then?
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-About us. -Yes.
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And just like that life and hopes and dreams.
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- Kind of funny, because I also have a dream. -What?
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Quite a few dreams, actually. But the biggest and most important one is here.
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By the way, I have more dreams too. I want to felt my own slippers.
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Hello, everyone!
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My name is Preben. I am the head of this department.
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Some of you look decent. It can of course be better.
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There are probably a lot of people who were happy.
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And it's going to be pretty fucking epic! Pretty awesome.
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We start with a completely normal warm-up. DJ Silence, run Kahoot.
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The first task here is: Buy low, sell ...
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High, yes. Just right.
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There is someone here who has written "kidneys". Who is it?
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Then you must not sell your other kidney. You already look anemic.
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I have a surprise that you are going to love.
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I've brought my incredible partner in crime. Carl Wilhelm.
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Below you have the most important things you need in the military.
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Because you walk an awful lot and get so tired in your legs and back here.
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And this is not from the aid center.
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Then there were wheelchairs and handles in the shower.
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Only old people use it.
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So take it off. Here we have our very own hoverboards.
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These are absolutely insane. They last up to 3 km. Then you have to charge.
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Can be a bit tricky with a bag, but you get the hang of it quickly.
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Take each yours. And then it's just a matter of getting some foam going and starting the day.
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-Ouch, ouch. -No it's fine.
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- It wasn't that bad. - It doesn't look good.
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But it's more a pity for her. Violence is often just repressed emotions.
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My hand hurts a bit, actually. Can I have an ice pack, too?
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Tanya. You can't beat people like that. I think you should say sorry.
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- I think she should apologize to me. -Why?
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Because she has something crazy about her face and a damn personality.
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- Now you are very childish. -"Now you are very childish."
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Aurora, now you say sorry right away.
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-Should I say sorry? - Of course you should.
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Nobody leaves the room here until you say sorry.
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You are a diaper. Simply.
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Cheers! Hey!
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Yes.
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Do any of you have a relationship with poo and carry?
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Put a hand up. Shut the fuck up, Sondre. Now I'm talking.
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What we are going to go through today is quite basic.
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But it is incredibly important in combat.
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I have killed people with a machete.
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But never with poo in the stomach.
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I will demonstrate how a poop and carry works.
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-No. - There is nothing dangerous.
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I'll probably have to get on it.
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A real mole. Goes in and out of his den all the time.
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-With their claws! - It will certainly help if you explain.
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It's what's called a bug poo.
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-Have you ever dried a marker? -No.
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It's a bit like that with a bug poo.
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It stays on constantly like a lipstick.
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This could be a long one, folks.
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Hællæ, mutter'n.
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Damn. That you will be kicked out of the military, I saw that coming.
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But that you would end up in prison ... I get irritated by that.
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There are few things you have completed. I had to pick you up early for your child's birthday.
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You weren't asked to many, but you were with him in a wheelchair.
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I didn't have time to turn around before you had to be picked up. Then you would have ingested some E-substances.
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It was like heroin to you. You went completely 100% rabid.
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You messed something up for 36 hours. When I came up, -
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- you were standing with a wiener sausage in your ass and barking like a labrador.
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Do you call child protection or a kennel then?
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What would your stepfather say about this? Ask him if you are transferred to his prison.
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- Did you bring that cake? - Of course I'll bring cake.
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Mom will fix it, you know. Your mother has never stood up.
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Look, here you have cake. Didn't see why you would have walkie talkie cake.
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The whole point was that the walkie talkie should be inside the cake.
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But it's in here.
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Look here. Here is the whole walkie talkie.
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- Just as you asked. - You've had it in the oven.
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- Are you going to teach your mother now? -Give me your phone.
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No. I'm waiting for a guy from Finn to buy your bed.
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But I have taken care of your pee sheet. I have it as a tablecloth on the living room table.
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Just spill Pepsi Max and red wine and wipe with a wet cloth.
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Smells just a bit tight when the sun is on. And then it crackles when you lie on it.
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I was taken from behind, actually. On the living room table on top of your pee sheet.
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There you go. Look. Yes.
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Then it is sold. You can pick up the phone.
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-What's the code? -69. The position you were conceived in.
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Standing 69 it was. In a caravan at Larkollen.
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Yes.
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- We preach. - Good luck to you.
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OMG.
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-Hello? -Grim Torkild! You have to save me.
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-Where are you? -At McDonald's.
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-In Torvbyen or Begby? - Begby.
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Is Remi working? Did you get to be in the ballroom for free?
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I didn't have to buy anything.
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Grim Torkild, listen carefully.
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- I'll only say it once. -What?
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I'll say it just once. Now I said it twice.
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You have to get me out of that prison here. I'm locked up.
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Get dressed, and then you just walk in.
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Dress up as a sergeant or captain or something.
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Langemann fools everyone. Now you can fool everyone too.
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- OK. - That's fine, Grim Torkild.
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I'm pretty sure I have an opening.
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It reminds me a lot of a friend of mine. George.
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He took part in four trips abroad with me. Sharp assignments.
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When he returned home after his last journey, he saw his entire family...
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...dangling from the roof.
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They had hanged themselves.
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Do you understand?
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No. The demonstration is over.
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I have to write a TS on this visa.
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All right! We move on.
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Discern. I have to go to the emergency room.
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It's fine, you know. I just have a little pain in the caviar star.
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It is not dangerous.
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-Can't you just say sorry? - No, Lauritzen.
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Good evening, girls.
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Like in a monk's ass. I need some cream.
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- Yes, we have some stuff here. -And maybe you can take a look.
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Imagine the stare. It is turned inside out like a mitten.
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Look there, yes.
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If you come to say sorry...
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-Excuse me? -You are forgiven.
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How are you?
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It's just a matter of finding some cream.
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-We have Scheriproct. -No, not Scheriproct.
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- I am not qualified to check it. - You are qualified by me.
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Now I'm going in. Two, one ...
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Satan!
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Now I'm damn vaccinated.
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-I am stuck. -What is going on?
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Like that.
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Satan.
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I'll see if I can find a cream you can bring with you. Aurora?
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Aurora?
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Aurora?
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- This is how you check your blood pressure. - Yes, that's how I thought it was.
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- Have you become friends? -Yes. Both have apologized.
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- Well done. -So good.
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I have never come across a man with such powerful fingers.
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Gentle moon, it looks like a bombed whorehouse here.
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I'll bring an ice pack.
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Then I'll just finish cleaning here. Enjoy yourselves as friends.
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This is just a warm-up. I'll kill you.
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If your Turkish silicone tits don't kill you first.
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Satan.
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Hell.
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Do you have identification?
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- I'm the captain. -Yes. I see that.
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Hong? Seriously?
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Is it true? Oh my. She is with me. I'm a sergeant.
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Geez name, Hong. You managed it.
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Welcome inside. Gosh.
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I have to say that, Hong. You look a little different.
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Resilient choice of hat.
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Funny, because the hoverboards come from the same place as you.
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