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Freeze! Sorry, clear.
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There are not a lot of lifts in this country.
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I understood everything you did with your fingers.
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(voices inside)
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-Are you ready, Ahre-Ketil? -If I'm ready?
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I am so ready that help.
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I'm going to group penetrate the whole gang on the other side.
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Who is the hat now?
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Who is the hat?
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Implemented.
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To Valhalla.
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Now!
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-Don't shoot. - Now we have made a new entrance.
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Peace in Afghanistan. Don't shoot. No more war. Watch TV.
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-Peace in Afghanistan. No more war. - Lower the guns.
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No stew. I loved tomato. And I get air in my stomach from that meat.
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- It's two-four-alpha, over. -Sit down.
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This is nine. Abort the operation. Abort the operation.
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There is peace in Afghanistan. Above.
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It is received. We pull out. Above.
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Pull us out? No!
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-Don't shoot! - I'm here to pick hats!
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- I'll blow your hat off! - No, Ahre-Ketil!
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Only take a small amount of damage. In the knee or something.
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Lollipop, Pin Up?
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-Lollipop, Pin-Up? -Lollipop, Pin-Up?
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Pull up, pull up.
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Pin Up, Lollipop.
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There is no peace in Afghanistan. It was just a nightmare.
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It's the captain. It looks like we're headed for a small landing.
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It is only necessary to take off the seat belt when you see that the light is on.
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On behalf of the crew, I would like to extend a warm welcome to ...
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Flesmoen.
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And thank you for choosing to fly with the Norwegian Armed Forces.
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We are therefore waiting for the Norwegian Armed Forces to give us -
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- the latest news about this dramatic plane crash.
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What we do know is that a plane went down shortly after it took off from Flesmoen camp.
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Otherwise, most things are unknown. Now they are on their way in here.
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(burps)
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Yes.
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What we can say as of now ...
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Hepp! Cheers!
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Cheers! Very good.
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What we know as of now is that it has been a serious incident.
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What a camp of chaos. I have seen more orderly relationships in a confirmation with a free bar.
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Sayonara, Lauritzen.
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-Are you leaving? - The Special Hunter Command.
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After four months I am in training.
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After five, I'm in contention. And after six I'm dead.
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- Thank you and goodbye, Lauritzen. -So this is it?
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Farewells should be like buttplugs. Short and completely without warning.
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-Can I just say one thing before you go? -Rather not.
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Even if you are very harsh and say nasty things to me...
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Thank you very much.
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I think maybe I'm starting to kind of get a little ...
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I know you like me a lot.
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And that you only want us to move to a small farm far outside Hønefoss.
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Every single day I stand at the kitchen counter and bake and hum.
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Everything from shilling buns to school bread. But school bread gives you flatulence.
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We have solar panels and you even recycle your own poo.
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We have two llamas and a hamster who got throat cancer.
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So I had to beat it to death with a hammer.
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I am pregnant and giving birth in the river. The children are very cute, but something is off with them.
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They look like stress balls with eyes.
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What's crazy? Yes, you are the father.
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Still, something is bothering you.
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It's hard to say what it is. I wonder and wonder.
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Am in and googling kvinneguiden.no.
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But in the end, I understand what you want.
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What you want is for me to rub you in with the sunflower oil we've made together.
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And then you want me to push your whole body up into your pussy, -
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- squeeze again, walk around a bit and say: Oh, I can't wait for you to come out.
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And then I give birth to you on the living room floor. Rebirth. Adult birth.
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Is this what you want, Lauritzen?
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No! No, or not that. But parts of what you said, yes.
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It is never going to happen. I hope you understand.
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Also, you are way below my league. I deserve something much better.
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Goodbye.
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Lauritzen?
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You are below my league. And I am way above your league.
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Yes, you said exactly that. I have realized that.
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It is allowed to repeat itself, right?
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Did I say you're ugly today? Quickly made things go into oblivion.
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You are ugly.
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We never see each other.
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A stern is when you move the plane in a different way, -
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- and the wings move in their own direction.
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Once you have employed the aircraft, you can enter a core.
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-Do you understand? - No, not quite.
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There are incredibly stupid questions you come up with.
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Arild Semb, Fredrikstad Blad.
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Is it true that there was a Fredrikstad man on board?
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An Ahre-Ketil Lillehagen.
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No, we have no information that he was on board.
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He has posted some pictures.
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What do you think he thinks about Jazzafar's Kebab having moved to the city centre?
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I need a few cases with a local twist.
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- That is actually a good question. - I think you have to take it here.
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I have eaten at Jazzafar. But it came out again pretty quickly.
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All in all, we've been pretty darn lucky.
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All survived, and there is still no peace in Afghanistan.
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There are some cuts and a bit of minor damage, but that is to be expected.
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It is the morale in the group that worries me.
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Because it's pretty piss-lukewarm.
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Hællæ, Grim Torkild.
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Did I get the BCG right? Sorry.
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A message to all passengers. As you have probably realized, we have landed.
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There are several people here who have scrubbed up a bit and might get a little scared of flying later.
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I have seen on Discovery that the most dangerous thing now is that you are so very hungry.
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You think it says a delicious Quarter Pounder.
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And pills buse.
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But you can only screw that up. It's my best friend Grim Torkild.
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And if there is feedback that some luggage is missing, -
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- then that is not my problem. Then you have to go to the counter.
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Paperwork is not my job. Thanks.
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Oh, come on, lady. Honest. It takes ten minutes, and then she needs me.
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Right in the middle of the tree zebb. Could have been a little more in the golden ratio.
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It actually looks a bit like a bee-zebb.
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Yes, yes. I am sending.
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There must have been an accident or something.
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The picture has been sent, at least.
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Hell. Grim Torkild!
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Now I think maybe we should go for a little run.
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Can not be bothered.
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Hell.
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Støland. Hællæ. I was just about to call you.
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There is someone who has driven a reasonable banana milk shake with that plane here.
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- I was first at the scene. -Was it you who crashed the plane?
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Depends on how you define it. Whether it's just a hard landing, -
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- or whether there's wreckage lying around.
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You're not a pilot, Lillehagen.
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And you don't have hair on your head. Or at least less than ordinary people.
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-You are under arrest. - Yes, I actually saw it coming.
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It was a lady who was driving the plane. You know the hill ladies have hatch parking.
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Plus she was bleeding from the pee.
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Hell!
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Hello. Look at me, I'm sitting on top of a horse.
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What has happened here, really?
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