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Although some unorthodox methods were used, -
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is the most important thing that the 4th Battalion defeated the Americans -
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- and won Cold Mountain.
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So soldiers.
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Be proud. Well done.
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Back to normal. Equipment and weapons are washed and prepared. Three of!
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Lillehagen, you will get a little more exciting tasks.
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You deserve it.
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The cleaning stuff looks like a lot of joints, yes.
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Oh, Sat. Just take it up so calmly and send to all the guys.
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Apple cake.
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Hope not bauers coming now! There is criminal smoke everywhere.
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I'm starting to get a feel for those things here.
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-First time, right? -What?
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I've been washing guesses all my life. I work so calmly with it.
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-You have to lubricate it. -Grease this?
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Your jaws know so much about lubrication -
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- and we can talk together first, light some scented candles.
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Then we try together.
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Honestly, just ... Wallah!
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Like that.
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Think it's best if I do it myself. Do as I usually do.
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Ola? That's something I have to tell you.
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I have to take it. It's my brother.
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Yes, then the paperwork is done. Are you excited?
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Finally you have realized that I am controlled insanely enough -
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- to do the job I was created for.
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Lying on a dune, pick hats from maybe 5000 feet.
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The camaraderie one can not compare with anything else.
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Greater friendship than in the game Habbo.
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It's something else in a narrow street in Kabul, when your friend bleeds to death.
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You will find the picture in his pocket, and it is difficult to see who it is.
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Whether it is his wife or he Swede with burns.
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Because it's just a draft. And my friend looks like -
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- a Captain Sabertooth ice cream where you have eaten some of the hat.
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I was the only one who survived that operation.
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Finally I get to write "Valhall" over the knuckles with a clear conscience.
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Maybe "No regrets" on the back.
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I Ahre Nikolai Ketil Rambo Lillehagen will serve in ...
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The transport troop. You can start right away.
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You will drive to the airport with a contingent going to Afghanistan.
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I might have imagined something a little different.
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Then we say thank you to the extras!
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Then we are done with the exercise. Yes, you caught me.
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Oh, so shocking. I get a flashback until I was at Tryvann.
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Incredibly unfurnished people who flocked like rats outside Potetbaker'n.
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And a boss rat with a big belly and a double name in front: Here it's potty!
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Worked with a bus from Lillestrøm once called Smågoth.
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It was so shocking to see them.
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Many on my bus had to be treated. They were so pale!
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If you lit with a flashlight, you saw right through.
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Geez, here we have a glass jellyfish with a wig, I thought.
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Can I call Hong?
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Fiskebolla longs for the sea. The sea it is the fish ball friend.
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This was the first verse. Now there are 99 left.
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-Halla. -Halla. Should greet from Mæhmed.
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- You did not tell that I saved you? -Why should I not say that?
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-You know, it can be a bit much. -Hore in need, and those things there.
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- Did you call me a whore? -No, not like that.
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You know, virgin in need.
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-My brother does not rule over me. -Not like that.
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-But it's bros before hoes. - Did you call me a whore again?
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I said ho. Like Santa. Santa Claus with his horses in front.
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-Don't think of Mæhmed. -I do not do that.
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Just a little in the evenings.
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But then I think of a lot of strange things. Penguins, ladies, pie.
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That's something I have to tell you.
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Are you pregnant? You have not been on my zebben!
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I'm going to Afghanistan.
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There is a shortage of interpreters down there.
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But can you not interpret anything else?
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Interpret some grass and plants in Norway?
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But we can get to know each other better while we are here.
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I can buy slush for you: Oi, two straws!
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Close, not heavy, sort of.
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-I'm leaving today. -Like today?
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-Fuck that stuff here, honestly! - Do not be sad, then.
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No, I've just eaten something like that ciabatta. Has some air in my stomach.
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It does not affect me, sort of.
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I said that the antelope often runs alone.
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And now I have to be a little alone. I need some time for my soul.
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-And what does that mean? -Nothing. I got something in my throat.
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It smells of lubricated hemorrhoids and ciabatta. You had soaking wet dreams.
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I sweat a little more than others, but it's a diagnosis.
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-Mom? -Hello, Tanja. My little lausunge.
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Pussy liver. Damn, I hate you, Mom.
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I've hated you since the day you were born.
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I'm so glad you stuck.
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I'm glad I was not a part of your life.
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I'm so glad you never came to graduation in Alta.
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Release my nipple. You should not have been born, -
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- but I did not discover that I was pregnant until week 27.
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-How did it go in high school? -Not so good.
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That was what I was hoping for.
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I was going to say hello to Dad. He's met a man now.
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They fuck each other in the ass daily.
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Oh, fuck the hell! Right in the tit.
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Olav Børresen Gaup, does he still have cancer?
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-He recovered, but took his own life. -That's OK. Let's go, guys.
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-Liver Remi Gaup? -He's dead too.
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Nothing else to wait for. Let's go, guys!
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I think I took a rib.
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-Reidun Gaup? -Is it meat? She is dead, she too.
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-Is Alta in the OBOS league? -Vet da faen. Think they've relegated.
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Faen. OK, let's go, guys!
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-Is it going well, or? -So damn good to get rid of her.
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For a pussy hole. This is how love between mother and daughter is often.
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Tanja! Is the little Labrador alive?
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Everyone is dead!
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-I reckon with that. Let's go, guys. -Wife.
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-Cool to be from the US, then. -I've never been there.
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But I know a lot of English. I am, you are, he / she / it is.
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-Nice. -Nice is also English.
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Du er god i engelsk. I want to fuck you in the face.
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- Did you dry your ass today? -Yes.
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Come on, I'll teach you both English and anal sex.
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Anal sex.
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-What happens if you take my dog? -It's his Armed Forces.
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-She's going to Afghanistan. -Everything I like goes to Afghanistan.
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You can not take both the dog and the mare.
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Are you going to take my right hand too, so it's impossible to take a jerk?
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I only face resistance!
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Just like the penguins in Antarctica. I'm drowning, man!
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Incredible fat if we had made a bet cell -
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- which is a bit more top notch ...
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I do not understand what you're saying.
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I said I wanted to join the betting cell.
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Seriously?
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Of course! Then it becomes a betting cell.
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There are better plays too.
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Incredibly nice. Then we drive, boys. Bet-cell, bet-cell!
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You can not go.
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I don't care what people at Haugenstua say.
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- You have my steak heart. -Ola, you know I can not stay.
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- You can not go to Afghanistan. -Just wait for me, then.
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I'm going to wait for you until I die, ass.
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Have you seen the person who drove it?
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It's the captain who preaches.
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I am a substitute for pilot Henriksen.
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It is estimated to arrive at Kabul Airport ...
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The temperature is approx. 25 degrees. A little drizzle and wind from the southeast.
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You must press the button when talking.
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I'm fully aware of that. I'm just warming up my voice.
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Hi true, it's the captain who preaches.
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Then we are ready to take a short flight.
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Some snacks and drinks will be served along the way.
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Pin-up? Lollipop?
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Then I hope you keep your arms and legs in the cabin the whole trip.
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Have a peaceful trip. Thanks.
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-Why could not Henriksen fly? -He was a little ugly.
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He ate some spoiled french fries -
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- and turned on his way to work, now he stands on Circle K and dries.
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Yes, then we are ready for take off. Never preach.13083
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