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-This is Lohrengren's fault. -Where is he?
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Do not know.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm in the Truman Show.
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When I was supposed to find cover yesterday, everyone disappeared.
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Either it's the prank of the times, -
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- or I'm drunk out of hell. Fun in such a weird way.
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This must be kind of the world's widest path, right?
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I might want to build some townhouses here for the working class.
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Far to go. Let's find Little Pussy now.
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Note it, it is quite strong.
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Listen! A guard team and all the snipers have been captured by fi.
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So we move on to full readiness.
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The Americans have taken Fahmi and will put her on Guantánamo Bay.
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They're in a fucking prison camp! We're saving her.
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I fuck them straight down, ass!
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I have a collection of 150 cards.
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In 20 years, I think Pokémon are worth quite a bit.
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-Lauritzen, I have to pee. -But do we have time for that, then?
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- Honni smells like corn, right? -No. Come on.
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Where was I? You can get a Dark Alakazam.
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If I'm going to have any Pokémon from you, it's going to be Kukkazam.
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What the hell are you doing now?
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I do not want to go into detail about how I did my job.
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I noticed that there were owls in the moss and felt threatened.
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And also thought of the fatherland. My family, Grim Torkild.
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And then I did my job. And disarmed the infiltrator.
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This is not an infiltrator. We do not have it in military exercises.
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Put it down there. Release him and follow him out to the car.
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-And execute him out there? -No!
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Sorry about that here. Of course, this should not happen.
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Yes, sorry about that. Of course, this should not happen.
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So then you can just get out of the car.
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Sorry about the stuff here. Of course, that should not happen.
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I'm kind of used to staying within Ring 3, -
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- and suddenly there are completely Hønefoss conditions.
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I was careful not to go to Nordland.
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Because I'm not that good at dialects.
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Bye.
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Are you listening? Lofoten, it's just like that ...
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Completely insane. I do not even understand what it says, even.
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Very speed on those comrades there, then.
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There we have soldiers. Hey Hey!
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Yes, the exercise is over, right?
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It's just role play, this here. There is no point in taking in.
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Incredibly ugly car.
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Is there a seat belt?
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Where are you, Mom?
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Strange that you can not see a loose pussy at such a long distance.
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-Can I have a look? -Then you could bring your own.
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-That's my binoculars. -Then you could take better care of it.
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-You bite me, yes. -Then you can bite back.
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So sick. There are probably 6000 Pokémon cards.
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-Seriously? -How stupid are you, Lauritzen?
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What the hell are Pokémon cards doing out there?
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-Hell! -What's up?
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What the hell is he doing the rasta dildo here?
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Do you know what a rastadildo is?
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There are two sizes, M and L. They are sold on virgin.com.
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It sings "alalalalalong" if you put it in the breed.
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That's actually quite right.
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I'm coming to save you. Like a virgin in need.
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-Back from behind. -I see how you think.
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On the kitchen counter. Eaten you every day.
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-Behind you. -I'm going to be behind you. Thomas the Train.
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-Hands up. -Oh, Sat. Why did you not say something?
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You said from behind. OK, then we'll take it easy, guys.
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This is the worst rescue operation I've seen.
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It was more that I imagined they were sending you to Guantánamo.
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And then I would not have been able to say how much I love you.
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Honestly, does anyone have any food? My jaw is hungry.
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A yogurt, some polar bread or a ciabatta-ta-ta.
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There is not much more to say.
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There is no point in making any major fuss.
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The Americans should have had the fruit say a long time ago.
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- You know where the Americans are going? -I deliver fruit to them.
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Then we'll go on a little drive.
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Get in the car. And if you can put on some country, -
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- something that swings a little, then it's great.
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Then Ahre-Ketil is ready for a little round.
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Has no connection, but at least it looks fat.
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Hell!
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Then you can just start driving!
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-Hey, I'll bring the fruit. -Where were you yesterday?
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Sorry, I caught a cold and had no one to take over.
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Have a cold?
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OK. The kitchen tent is on the right.
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Shake me in the ball. I think it smells like scorched bacon here.
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Satan, I did not think so. The meat tit is suddenly whole.
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Hush!
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Look there, yes. Disappears as Houdini once again. And whore.
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Hell!
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Oh, Sat! It's tight, yes.
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-You work with the rescue skill. -You were captured before me, yes.
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- Had I had guesses here ... -Try yourself!
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What is it?
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It's just like ...
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Mæhmed is your brother, sort of.
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- Do not you like my brother? -Yes, I love your brother!
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He's my Mæhmed, and you're my sister, sort of.
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But not sister in blood. It's not incest.
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I'm not that keen on giving birth to my own aunt.
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But I like you, then.
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Halvorsen, we'll be back. Have you seen Lohrengren?
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You forgot the last one.
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He's probably somewhere and having fun.
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They take the role play very seriously.
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Three years at Westerdals, and then you end up as an extra in a military exercise.
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What are you going to do next?
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Is it straight down at stake this summer? Not?
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You, Harald Hårfagre. How much do you get paid for this extra role?
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I kind of do not buy it completely. It's not that credible.
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I think extras should essentially shut up.
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But you know what? Your breakthrough comes sooner or later.
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And you also play surprisingly well. Maybe drop some of it loose ...
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If you hold it down a little.
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Is it possible to get this text?
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Those who have the worst vocabulary often have to make a lot of noise to be heard.
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Slightly wrong strategy as an actor.
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It's easier to be calm.9997
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