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The Cold Mountain NATO exercise is underway.
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Imagine Flesmoen here.
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The oatmeal is the soldiers. Lots of weak oatmeal.
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A couple has never held a weapon before.
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Here we have the US Marines. They are tactical and used to killing.
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I would probably be the flak here. Stroll in with approx. 37 shots.
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Hello, cocksucker. How are you?
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Maybe barely to him right on the nose.
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But since this is strategic, we soldiers need to spread around here.
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A kind of pliers maneuver. And that way we can attack.
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-Yogurt. -Like a kind of napalm?
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As you pour over people, so that they burn up.
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I want yogurt.
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I think it's best we in the command take care of the tactics.
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And then you have kitchen service.
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And then I look a little bit for infiltrators, too.
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You are going to have yogurt?
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I think one of the worst things is missing something in the woods.
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You get out there, and then there's something you're missing.
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That's probably the worst. When you are in the woods.
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An ordinary toiletry bag made of Mongolian mountain goat.
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Headset from the Bergen man with caps and tropical songs.
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Light link. Essential for coziness.
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- Are you going to bring all that? -Of course.
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A light link is a visual aid that prevents mental health.
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We will lie in a ditch and hide from top trained Marines.
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And no mobiles. There is zero tolerance for that.
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You end up in a cake shop or are thrown out.
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Throwed out that you have the latest iPhone?
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But maybe it's really smart. For the guys, then.
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Smart to have someone take a winning selfie if we win.
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-It's bullshit for the guys. -Good thinking!
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And I've smuggled a lot. Or it was Hong.
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Lots of snuff boxes up in the ass.
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One of the boxes opened, so she got a niko shock from hell.
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It's something special to know that someone who works for you has had it in their ass.
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I feel like I'm getting a little more fucked up about it.
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Now Cold Mountain begins.
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But since you have not been trained with the dogs, we are not with yet.
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-Where is your dog, Halvorsen? - Did not feel like hanging out with it now.
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-The dog must respect you. - Do not tell me about respect.
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Haugenstua 0977 until I die. That's where my respect comes from, man.
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OK, now we'll get respect here. Honest! Fuck, ass.
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-Halla. -Alpha squad?
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-I did not think you liked dogs. -I love dogs!
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I want a small dog. Wow, wow, wow! Done, then.
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Can lick on the nose say and eat liver pate.
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-OK, understand the drawing. -What drawing?
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Honestly, what are you playing delicious for? Sitting there showing teeth.
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The kitchen is vulnerable. If you manage to poison the enemy, they're done.
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Have you tried shooting with a sawn-off shotgun with a stomach ache?
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Neither do I. But I've had an airsoft war with Grim Torkild, -
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- and then I had diarrhea. There was poop everywhere.
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Langemann tricks everyone, like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
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Release the apples.
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- It's mango. -What the hell were you calling me?
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Put down the big apples before I blow off your whole back hat.
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-Who are you? -I deliver fruit to the camp.
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In hell! I was pretty sure you were an infiltrator.
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No, at least I'm not.
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That's what everyone says! Come closer.
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And go down on your knees.
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Put a cucumber in your mouth.
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Who is the hat say?
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Now that was the number before I blew off your hat. Get up.
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What happens now can be used against you in a possible later case.
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Your mother fucks off a dog.
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-Halvorsen! We do not beat the dog. -Wallah, I have not beaten anyone.
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I just put myself in respect.
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The dog should not be afraid. If not you can get respect from your bitch ...
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Do you know what you're fucking with now? Bitch is high on the scale.
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We have morapules, which are quite high up.
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Sibling fucks. Quite a bit, but common at Hønefoss and Lillestrøm.
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You have snitch, rat, fucking fish.
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And then the people who eat plasticine, a few sick bastards.
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And then comes the bang shot and then the bitch in the end.
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-It is a dog. A lady. - It's a mabe?
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Wallah, he should have said that! Ola Halvorsen knows how.
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It is important to have a good conversation.
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Your eyes are absolutely beautiful. I have to cuddle with your ears.
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I can massage you if you want.
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Maybe I can lick your paws a little.
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And if you've tried everything you can not afford, -
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- you have heartache, so just buy some bling.
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You get on some ice. You will dress it beautifully.
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Girls like diamonds. Maybe she's making tacos.
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Then you come back, put the chain around and say: I love you.
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She's going to get aquaplaning and spray down the whole apartment.
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I've had a lot of fun painting my own warhammers.
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A warrior, a shaman perhaps.
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I shit in warhammers. I get so incredibly horny at the thought of -
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- that you sit in the boys' room and paint, prom and play.
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Warhammer is no game.
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Now they're going out and wound up the US Marines.
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No one is allowed to bend a hair on my mother's head.
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I'll tear that hair out myself.
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We are going on a forest trip. It's an order from the commander.
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Who are you working for?
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I work for Bama.
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You're more of a guy sitting in a van outside nurseries and lures.
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-I work for Bama. - Have you ever bothered animals?
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Never killed cats?
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-Plague frogs, sparrows or mink? -No.
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I deliver fruit, nothing else.
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I think maybe you should soften a little.
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-What are you going for? -Hope you are wearing stillongs.
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I had so much, I gave away so much. And I got so much back.
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So much I invested, so much I sold.
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So much I invested, so much I gave away to charity.
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And so much I created my own work place.
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It smells like Ax here. Halla, Sæther.
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I noticed your Ax smell all the way. It smells very gym of you.
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Maybe it's cool to take that selfie now.
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Maybe a little dark. I do not know how many selfies you have taken.
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-Use flash. -You can.
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Do not take it badly. But you're a little anemic.
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So the flash makes you look a little sick.
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Are you on the same page? You understand the thing, somehow?
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And then we're in such an EDGE hole, there is no coverage here.
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-I can not post it on Insta. -But you fix it.
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I'm going to see if there's any 4G up here.
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Sergeant, someone smuggled in a phone. Lohrengren.
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Where is he?
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-Where? -He was sitting right there.
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-No, he was standing right there. -Hush!
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Satan, for some headless carnivores!
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They run around like little girls with thongs and goodies at the Norway Cup.
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-Lohrengren! -Sit down.
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-He had a cell phone. -Put it down.
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Freeze!
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Up with your hands.
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Yes, yes.
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They lead us straight into the cave of the feeding pussy.
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- Do you know what it is, Lauritzen? -No.
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A pussy that has given birth to many cubs. My pussy is pretty tight.
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I'll probably get the fuck out of you before you finish military service.
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I'm gonna fuck you in the face with your pussy, so you get backwards welded.
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- Could you imagine that? -No.
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Now it's best you tell everything you know! Before this goes yeast.
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Hi?
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Hi?
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If it's so that you're in heaven now, -
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- could you pat my cat Rufus one last time on the head?
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Can probably say hello to grandma too, maybe.
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Say I stole the 50 kroner on the dresser.
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Hell!12500
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