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We are about to embark on a NATO exercise.
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But first we will be divided into different departments.
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Knutsen, Ståvi, Lauritzen and Gaup. Sanitation.
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Can we use suffocation if life cannot be saved?
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In the.
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Alveberg, Valestrand, Lunde and Halvorsen will be snipers.
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Oh, Sat! Yes! Honestly, just snipe people.
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You report to Sergeant Fahmi.
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-Fuck, ass. -Jentoft, Braut ...
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In case of bone fracture, is it allowed to break the arm so that it becomes synchronous?
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Jentoft, Braut, Larsen and Lohrengren.
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-Watch and security. -Thought you had quit.
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And I thought we quit Ax in 2005, but here we are.
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If you say kitchen service now, you get three options.
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Send me to Afghanistan so I can pick hats, loot and shoot civilians.
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Number two is that I let your father abuse me.
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Then I tell the police, so he's caged and you'll never see him again.
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Or I continue in the kitchen and make rye bread with raisins.
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-Then there will be rye bread with raisins. - Damn, I'm landing wrong. Hell!
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Is it allowed to check the prostate for bone fractures?
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Then we will go to first aid. Has anyone here been on a course?
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Gaup, show what you would do if you found Lauritzen lifeless in the water.
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I do not think ...
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If I wanted to abuse you, I would have done it a long time ago.
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First I check if he has a pulse and that nothing is blocking his throat.
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You have to take the wisdom teeth.
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And if I'm unsure, I make an opening in my throat with a Bic pen.
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Thanks, Gaup. It's enough. Thank you.
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-Good work. -Thanks.
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Welcome to guard and security.
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Many people think we are just sitting on our asses in the guardhouse. It is not true.
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We are the face of the camp.
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You will learn to go up in straight, turn and march completely synchronously.
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-Lohrengren. -Is it a bit like cheerleading?
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I would rather compare ourselves to Garden.
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We try!
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Troop! Straight!
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On shaft R!
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Right about!
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Right about!
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All about!
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Present rifle!
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Lohrengren. I'll make you a team leader.
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Train that gang here to do as you do.
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OK, guys. Then I'm the boss here.
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Has anyone danced before? Do you know what a chassis is?
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Jazz hands, freestyle? No one has it? TikTok dance?
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So we start pretty at the bottom. But it's OK.
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-Can I call you buddy? - By no means.
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OK. Then you do not call me buddy either.
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Dear father in high heaven, hear the silent prayer of my heart.
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Where I am in the hustle and bustle of the world let me travel as your son.
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Let me live in your honor, honor Norway, father and mother.
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Other people to benefit be. That is the praise of the Armed Forces. Delicious.
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My name is Gjermund Kvarme. And I am a field priest at Flesmoen.
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My job is to be there for the soldiers.
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Suppose your friend has stepped on a bomb.
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You have been plucking arms and legs for hours. There are intestines everywhere.
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Then it is clear it helps with bowl and juice. And a pat on the shoulder.
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Moon and sun, clouds and wind. It created our God.
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Let God into your heart, have wheat in your stomach. And so much has been done.
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Now I'm coming and stealing a hug! The clamp stealer is coming!
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I am responsible for the welfare of the camp.
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We have a suggestion box where the soldiers can suggest what they want to do.
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Lets see. Stiff witch with Monica Milf.
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We want Monica Milf.
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Who is Monica Milf?
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Hope you die, you have bun clips. I think we will remove it.
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Hawk and dove or Stiff witch with Monica Milf.
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Then it looks like the box has spoken. Then I have to try to book Monica Milf.
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Here you are again, the bread machine from hell.
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-Rambo 20 to Grim Torkild. -Answers.
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-Guess who's in the kitchen. -Pedersen?
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What the hell are you talking about? I am!
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I feel something damn bubbling over.
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Do not be sad, Ahre-Ketil. Think of everyone who has started at the bottom.
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Woody from Toy Story, Rocco and the Russians.
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Pretty amazing what happened to Rocco.
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Suddenly he fucks everyone on a bus. Damn well done.
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Langemann tricks everyone, like a wolf in sheep's clothing!
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Langemann tricks everyone, like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
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You're a fucking genius. Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.
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An infiltrator is coming, so I have to take care of the kitchen.
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Grim Torkild, we are preached.
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You will learn to take out goals at a distance of up to 1000 meters.
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The absolute most important thing is a good exhaust.
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Halvorsen, you begin.
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You can charge the rifle. And fire a shot at the target.
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-There is something wrong with the stock market. -No, try again.
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It all depends on how softly you press the trigger.
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Like not hard, just calm, sort of?
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Some like it a little rougher than others.
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-You have to be soft. -Hug a little on you and a little on me.
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Now I put my finger here.
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And then you press my finger slowly but surely.
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Just like that, yes. Do not wait for the shot, just let it come.
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It often does, comes by itself: Oh, Sat! Get paper, sort of.
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And then do not forget to breathe.
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Inhale.
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And exhale again.
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-Oh, Sat. -So good. Perfect.
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Wallah, you're perfect.
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-Fuck the guys here, then! Honest. -What's happening here?
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It will be a bit much for me. Is there any other place I can be?
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All departments are full, except for Alfa.
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Perfect! A little unsure what it is, but I'm taking Alfa.
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Good setup, that with the bar and shoot, and such.
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Hi and jump, you fly agaric. Gjermund Kvarme from Flesmoen.
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Are you Monica Milf?
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Never heard the last name Milf before. Where in the country is the Milf family from?
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What do you say? I'm wearing a regular uniform.
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Are you out training? Because you breathe a lot.
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Yes, now I'm excited. Start.
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Watch! Troop!
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Straight! On shaft R!
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Right about!
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Right about! All about!
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Present rifle!
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-Not so bad, Lohrengren. - We're not done. Remix!
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Lohrengren. Your team takes the dog guard. All leave is revoked.
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- Are you meat now? -Three of.
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Serr? Then there is the dog guard. Bark bark!
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There it sat! I had no idea who Monica Milf was.
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It was a positive surprise, so to speak.
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-What does Milf mean? -Mother I'd like to fuck.
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As in fuck?
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Stand!
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May I have a glass of water?
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Hey, wallah. I'm joining the Alpha Squad, brother.
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It fits well. Here comes the rest of the gang.
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Welcome to the dog troop.
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Oh, mashallah! There are lots of wow-wow, yes.
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-You can only join. -Just walk further away.
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-Is it just dogs here? -Just dogs, yes. Come on!
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I'm a little allergic.
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