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You experience a lot of things in the military, you do not want to talk about at home on the cover.
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When you execute an entire family of four, and eat the entrails, -
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- is there no highlight when you go straight home for Friday tacos.
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I've only seen it on film, but it can happen.
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How would you like tomato soup? With or without macaroni?
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Nice if you can make soup and have the macaroni in a cup.
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We do not have macaroni, so you can shit in it.
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This is my head, then. 0977 until I die!
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Delicious with asphalt under the legs, do not step around in such a cursed swamp.
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Oh, Sat! It is delicious. Honest. I live for Haugenstua.
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-Oh, Sat. Dad! -Hey, Ola.
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Bauers is looking for a man with an ax and a sweater. You have a lot of cleavage.
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My boy! Hello.
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I've made kale for you. Your favorite dish.
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Honest. Sick chill to come home.
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But I'm not quite in the mood to eat now.
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Is there something wrong?
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No, I'm just keen on entering the room.
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Enjoy your mother's flatbread. Will probably come down in a couple of hours.
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I feel like flatbread.
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We immigrants like to take care of our things. Everything is packaged in plastic.
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The whites do not take care of things. That's what Grandpa said.
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Not my grandfather, then. His name was Svein and he's dead, but shit.
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That's love on another level.
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You have to get married to get the pie.
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It has stuck.
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This one is from Sudan. And that iPad I have tæsja.
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Look at that clock here. I plan to use it as a grill.
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There are diamonds on it.
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Maybe my eye has changed after six weeks in the military.
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Hong! Get up to speed, I have a lot of luggage.
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You almost have to open from the inside. There is something wrong with the iris scanner.
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It's just tearing up.
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We take a trip across the border. Buy bacon cubes and more smoke.
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And Caprisonne to Ahre-Ketil. Er'n dau, or?
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First and foremost, I fell on my back when I saw Kjell Bjarne's body.
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After twelve o'clock, all that stomach here becomes dick, he said.
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It's like a mountain hike.
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Here you have a mountain hike on a jug. Delicious.
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I thought Ahre-Ketil had jaundice, because he was so yellow.
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But then he was bedwetting. He lay rolling in his own urine.
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Here I have some old drawings. Not so much color.
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A mother gets worried when the boy draws like that.
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The child psychologist said he should draw what he had inside.
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I thought he had constipation.
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But he was just a little dark at heart, poor thing.
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He came out of my writing with downy.
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We just called him the mold beard. It looks like that fur on the liver pate.
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Gisse?
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So, so, Guess. It probably passes quickly.
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I've got dinner fixed.
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I am home. Dad? Dad? Hello?
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Damn it, dads!
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Cursed horse cakes. I'll be pulling you new assholes!
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-Good to get you home, Tanja Laila. -Damn good to be home too.
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You are like two brown bears in heat.
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- We need to talk to you. -Should I be a big sister?
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-Have you been to Denmark and jerked off? - We make jerking at home.
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Your mother from America comes here for practice.
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Right by Flesmoen.
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No, no!
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Tanja Laila. Have you greeted Gisse?
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He has been looking forward to meeting you.
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We have greeted.
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Faffa?
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Why do I look behind the pillows? Faffa?
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Nice if you step on the page there. The rug does not withstand shoes from XXL.
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Hello! You almost have to practice somewhere else. It's getting so noisy.
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What an awful big violin! Pack Chop, chop!
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Not your name. Is your name Chop?
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Has faffa refurnished my room?
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It looks like a Steinerskole workshop.
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Prebens. Must be discarded.
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-Hong, what's going on? -I'm not Hong.
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Of course you're Hong. You've been my au pair since I was 12.
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Hong, there you are too. My God, where have you been?
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-What did you say? -Out.
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It is very strange. Here is my russelua.
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I had meningitis, so I was so big in the head.
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I guess we'll just get out.
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But you have to bring those boxes. Bring the exes.
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- Have you got blueballs, or? -I have a completely normal ball color.
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Slightly light at the top and darker further down.
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-So you got something? -Or have the guys helped you?
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Oops, ass, brother. It's a fucking schpa mabe there.
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She's a sergeant. Oh, Sat. She is lovely!
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I would eat her pee as if it was my last meal.
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-Show us then, brother! -I do not think you are ready for that.
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Look at those things here, then!
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- Do you know who it is? -Sister of Mæhmed, brother!
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- It's Aisha, man! - Are you afraid of Mæhmed's sister?
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I have not scared anyone. It's haram.
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Unless it's forced marriage. They shoot a little at the wedding.
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I do not do that. It's bros before hoes.
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You call Mæhmed's sister hoe?
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-She is smiling before who. -Why do you have a picture of her then?
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It is a print screen.
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-What? -Print screen.
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When you turn the volume knob on and off.
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And then you have the picture in the camera roll.
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-Screenshot. -OK, sitting there like fucking poets?
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Honestly, I have to jette.
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Wallah, you're sick, brother. We chat.
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To Valhalla!
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-Grim Torkild! You're cheating. -I won!
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-I'm much stronger than you. -You do not have to rub it in.
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-If you try those suffocating things ... -Look behind you. A dog!
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Grim Torkild, shit in it!
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I have the upper hand on you.
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Do I have the upper hand over you?
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Do not fight back.
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Father, are you sick of the hat, or? You're going to take my life.
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- Have you shot anyone? -Shoot someone? Nice that you ask.
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I've been terribly close. It was not exactly against fi I shot.
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Embarrassing that I have such a small marshmallow.
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Now yours has caught fire properly.
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Are you going to eat it alone, or can we share?
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-Alein. Alone?
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It was a little late, maybe.
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What is the most important thing to bring to Afghanistan?
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-Guns. - It's coming so fast.
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Do not understand that you do not enter the military.
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-Maybe I was too low? -I think so too.
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-Must be. - Are you going to Afghanistan?
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That's the plan. Someone has to defend this country.
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-Are you keen on getting more firewood? -No.
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Nice if you just get things out. Have you ordered a taxi?
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Not a tuk-tuk either?
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I'm kidding you. OK, have it.
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Of course it's a bit of a downturn. My father wants me completely out of his life.
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He thinks I'm a loss project. So I'm going into the military again.
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Continues as sergeant of the freedom seas.
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Hi true, Støland. It is Lohrengren who calls.
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Is it like you're driving back to the military camp?
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No, but I do not take the bus. Hello? Støland?
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Do any of you know where the bus stop is? No?
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I have to jette, ass. Honest.
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-Goodbye. -Take care of yourself.
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I'm going to take care of my soul, ass.
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Honest. Fuck this, then!11760
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