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Watch. Troop! Straight!
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On the spot rest. And rest.
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You will receive this report as a sign that the recruitment period is over.
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Lohrengren.
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It's not Tiger of Sweden!
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Gaup!
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-It was damn time. -Halvorsen!
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Yes, Sat! Look, Halvorsen gets a hat, then. Honest.
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Honest. I look like a gakk-gakk in Andeby, yes.
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With my sailor hat, and stuff. Just take off your pants.
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Lillehagen!
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This is not a beret.
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You aimed rifles at small scouts.
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Then you will not get any beret.
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Little meat tit? Is that a joke, or?
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Your time in the Armed Forces is over, Lillehagen.
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It fits perfectly.
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But I can not come home to Grim Torkild and the mother with this.
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Hell!
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If Sergeant Støland will not give me the beret, -
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- he knows nothing about warfare and leadership.
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I'll have it ready if I have to ...
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Now I do not come up with an example.
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I've been to a couple of vents before, just to peek.
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These are damn narrow pipes.
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But I work in the kitchen and have free access to lard.
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All you have to do is lubricate yourself, and you will slip through as just that.
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Then there are a hell of a lot of nutrients too. The body needs it.
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Damn, it's going right ... It felt a little weird.
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Now I was a little early on with the lard.
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See you on the other side.
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Maybe see you on the strip and catch a couple of cold bear cubs later, right?
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Exhaled a little, just.
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Halla, boys.
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Taken on an open shirt?
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In hell.
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Damn, I love line dance!
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-Do you want something? -What?
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To drink?
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Take some funnel.
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- Can I order it at the bar, or? -They are standing there.
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I've kind of heard of inbreeding, but never seen it up close.
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We have to get some foam and drink the clientele here nicely.
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Can I have three bottles of champagne?
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Guys, then I think maybe we're going. Boys?
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This evening could be better.
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An angel flying up there in the clouds. And then you fell down.
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Oh, Sat. I'll take care of you. He's a criminal.
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Had there been a state police here now, I would have needed a lawyer.
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-Do you kind of think it works? -Do not think so.
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What are you going to do with a lawyer?
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Halla. Lawyer? No no.
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I'm just standing here. Do not need a lawyer then.
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If there had been a state police here now, you would have needed a lawyer.
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-Because my ass is a criminal? -It's kind of not, then.
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No, do not need a lawyer.
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Not that your butt has done anything wrong.
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They do not put it on smooth cell.
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Relax. This is not the first time I've heard it.
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Finished! We're from the same place, yes! 0977 until I die!
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-What do you want? -I take the usual.
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-And that is? -A Ringsnes.
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-Ringsnes? -Ringsnes on the rocks.
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Delicious to get some of the best I know.
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I've drunk a couple of these up through. This is not the first time.
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Damn good that vintage there.
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He's going to have tequila. And then you can top up here too.
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Tequila, you know. Never wrong, that.
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I do not feel that this is quite the place for us.
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-How? Soldiers? -No, just look around you.
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Only Hallingdal and fiddle at sunset.
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They wear bunad and nail on fenal year.
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The man jumped to the old woman, I have sprinkled butter.
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Dancing halling dance and kicking hat. Wallah!
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When they hold on to such a branch.
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How are you? I'm doing well on the farm.
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We had fit better on a beach. Maybe I feed my soul with grapes.
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You are sweet.
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But I have to go now.
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You think you're so damn much better than everyone else.
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You're starting to get the moon. First man to the moon!
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Think about how it has been for me.
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The only thing I want is to be in the military and kill people.
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Then you just throw me with your hat and ass out again and again.
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I have to tell Grim Torkild that I have not been involved in that.
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It's going to be a damn bad mood.
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I feel with you. It can not be easy when all the choices you make, -
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- makes the world a little worse place.
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You are in a way the back of the medal for both you and me.
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Now I did not understand much of that stuff there.
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But I damn much appreciate you calling me a medal.
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Cheers for that, Støland.
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Cheers for a good try. And a good trip home.
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Sometimes it's all right to just try a little too.
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OK, boys. I'm incredibly good at darts.
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I'm driving no eyes.
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I'm good at this, I get it.
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What is it?
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-You just have ... -Hush, dance more like Ravi.
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- You know you look like Ravi? -I've heard it before, yes.
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You are shaky, scared and alone.
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Get a look at your dick. I know you have.
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Men ...
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Tonight I'll suffocate you with your pussy. Are you scared?
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A little.
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- You have very nice braids ... - Do not give me compliments.
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Satan. Tonight you're jammed, Lauritzen.
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Did I win?
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What the hell?
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Excuse me. Are you running a freezing campaign on me now?
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-You're a tiring asshole. -OK. I'm not violent.
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But I'm extremely strong verbally. You're a cock, and you're a cock.
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You're actually a little all right, but you're a cock.
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You are the three Kukkene Bruse who went to Flesmoen to be fucking.
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And if the rest of you want to join the campaign, you can swipe up!
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-I do not get it to vote. -Støland.
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-What are you doing? -Helps Lillehagen home.
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He must graduate.
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You lead a battalion where they disappear one by one.
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It sends out a bad signal.
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He is completely useless. Look at him.
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To Valhalla!
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It's just smoke.
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It is okay. But if you lose one more before the NATO exercise, -
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- then you smoke straight out.
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What happens to the Kjuttaviga atmosphere here?
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I quit. I have to get a sleep rape -
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- before the cocaine goes out of the blood. We never talk.
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OK, Lillehagen. Get up, you're back inside.
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You will not regret it. It will be super duper pussy good.10418
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