All language subtitles for Førstegangstjenesten - S01E05 - The Race

Tomorrow is my birthday. And birthday for me, it's here.

Funeral is here, type. Birthday there!

I'm excited about what they're up to.

I was about 2 1/2 months old when we loved the whole of Liseberg.

We had hired some ladies with beards, fat people, dwarves.

But champagne breakfast works too.

- Do you mind being quiet, or? -Yes, yes.

I completely forgot that this was a senior center.

Now the nurse will soon come and change the nappy.

I have had a bit of the feeling that beret races are approaching.

So the last few nights I've just been preparing.

Have not slept in four days.

When the alarm goes off and the race starts, I bounce up like a jungle cat.

Alarm! All meetings in basic equipment on the stand for beret races.

Yes, the whole barracks is awakened. Now Lohrengren will be celebrated.

It's not stupid.

Alarm!

In this exercise we will test endurance.

You will be tired, weary and hungry.

If you are a little hungry and have had a little Ramadan.

Because you've got salmon, potatoes and root vegetables on the edges.

It tastes like a disco mouse on Sunday night. You know what a disco mouse is?

Honestly, take a cloth wash!

You will notice that you endure more than you thought possible.

And at the other end, the beret awaits.

We start with an obstacle course. Start!

Is it not possible to get a yogurt, or something?

Come on, full speed ahead! Give gas!

Full throttle up here now! Good!

Come on, come on!

Come on, give gas!

It's a little special. I give you a golden opportunity -

- to buy one-wheeler on Facebook.

And then no one here understands anything.

You can get a headset sweater with speakers in the strings of the sweater.

Sæther, does any of this go in?

You have ended up in an ambush.

One of you is injured and must be carried to safety. Anyone want a break?

I do not know if people have gotten it, but I have a birthday today.

Maybe everyone will have a good conscience if I'm carried.

Do you others agree with that?

Great. The birthday child, you can go to bed.

It looked hard, but it's actually quite soft.

Tighten the straps here, and get going.

Hello! Seriously, there is precious cargo here.

Yes. My name is Paul Jefferson.

I'm a special forces soldier and a survival expert.

Moved to Norway for love. Met a man named Elisabeth.

It happened, because she did not like anal sex.

There are probably many who are starting to get pretty hungry.

There are a lot of poisonous mushrooms.

Take and spit it out there.

Take out that mushroom!

Then it is better with foot fungus and abdominal fungus.

Have you had the periodontal disease? Cut out the vomit.

Then we say thank you for that vomiting there.

Oh, Sat. Wallah, I have two balls in the back of my throat here.

Great, then we say thank you. That's not the way to go about it.

Typically that someone should take a lot of attention -

- when I come all the way from the United States.

In the forest there is a lot to eat. Blueberries are quite common.

I found watermelon.

Bare and watermelon crusts.

bark soup.

And you can, if it's really tight, choke crows.

And slaughtered dompap.

So there are many possibilities. We hold a dialogue during the race.

And we begin to fiddle slowly. Come on.

Oh, god help. Now I get the timber gutter feeling.

I think there are clouds here. No.

False alarm, it was just straw.

-Set down the stretcher. -It is allowed to be a little careful.

You must rest for a while.

I've been resting for quite some time, really. I'm a little naughty.

-Everyone is hungry. -Yes, but not everyone has a birthday.

-Gralla. -So easy to say.

Now we should have some grapes.

Is it going well, Lillehagen?

Yes, great. Have not felt better.

I got some pills from Grim Torkild. He's a little hyperactive.

Such pills that the special forces use. That should keep you awake.

Really damn good.

Packing of. You should get some sleep. That's all you get.

Lillehagen, that applies to you too.

Last time I was so hungry, -

- I was hunting with my dad in Nairobi and ate Mongolian mountain goat.

Hong sat outside the tent and threw in beef jerky.

And she got so hard in the stomach!

She had bad breath, because the poop was all the way up here.

Here he comes. Perfect timing.

You found out? I have a birthday today, you see.

Oh yes. Gralla.

I was so scared you could only order from Egon.

Helium balloons and a rotten burger are so down.

Delicious arrangement. You get to have a good trip on. Thank you.

Now we're talking.

Lillehagen?

Yes, I found him like this.

-Is it going well? -Very good.

Just look at some branches.

What do you think about us taking him in for a mental check?

OK, Lillehagen. Then we'll find someone you can talk to.

Yes.

Come on guys! Stay tuned!

The thoughts flow on. Something happens when you lie down horizontally.

When I was little, I always slept with my eyes slightly ajar.

I woke up to my stepfather sitting and looking at me.

Of course it is uncomfortable when you are 9 years old.

He wanted to play "Who is the hat say?".

You sit three in a row, and then you move the hat to him in front of you.

I was told to undress and apply sunscreen.

Can you give me the hat? Hats off, it's yours!

I turned around at night. It's awkward in middle school.

I ended up killing the neighbor cat with a shovel.

I sewed some doll clothes, fastened some strings in my paws -

- and walked around like that and sang: Who is the hat say?

-It's clear it's a pain ... -Lillehagen?

-So you're the psychologist? -Yes.

I really feel like I'm a little done talking now.