All language subtitles for Førstegangstjenesten - S01E03 - No One to Loose

Lohrengren?

Pretty sick that Digit was sort of the last bus -

- which received EU approval with a crown.

-It's so strict now. -Hush!

I think it's strange that not more people at BI did as Idar Vollvik did.

Everyone knew we had to start investing concurrence.

OK, so we'll be here.

It will not be anything bigger.

Is it a bad battery? Completely hopeless.

Does anyone have any juice? I'm about to feel.

Do you need help with it?

If you ask about it again, I'll dig you a new asshole, -

- places your island in the back hat and fists you with a purse.

Bend your head down. Your fucking water head.

-I do not have a water head. -Yes.

It swells when you sleep.

Look there, yes. A bunch of incompetent assholes. I'm not surprised.

These southerners can do nothing.

-I think that hole is in my mouth. -You have to shut up.

You engage in investment and funding of developing countries.

For example. ivory and teak. It's kind of infinite, then.

Fy søren, I'm starting to get chafing.

OK, on my signal.

-Hm? -On my signal.

Honestly, I can not play war.

I have not gone to Steinerskolen with role-playing games and watercolor paints.

I grew up with: Buy low, sell high.

And then I get cramps in the perapilar ice behind here. A handball injury.

Is it possible to get some water here?

Stand still, I'm guessing you straight down!

-Wallah, honestly! -Very good.

OK, done then!

In 40 years in the Armed Forces, I have never seen such a lousy attack drill.

Not optimal, no.

I'm going back to the military, at any cost.

I've been lying in this ditch for almost 3 1/2 weeks.

Hear a little voice and stuff, but it's really good.

You get in touch with yourself and get some beetles and leaves in you.

A bit rough start this morning. I had to bury my friend.

Damn nice conversation partner. We throw the ball.

Spotted some teeth when I got too close.

But it was a damn fine badger. Called it Moland.

But it was a completely natural death, then.

Now that's a hell of an opportunity for me!

The car mechanic should be fired. He has not fixed the pot.

I could get the bottom pan right in my face.

Take and clean up those things here. Hell!

Tonight we will have the first overnight stay in the field.

Layers 1 and 2 find a suitable campsite. 3 and 4 have patrol service.

So it should be affordable.

Start.

Wallah, people just walk into the big park.

- Do you mean the forest? -I know what a forest is.

But up in my head I had imagined something a little different.

A little more chill on a bench, count legs, look at some chickens.

Just do not fuck around with a trainer who is on you all the time.

There are a lot of dead Knertener here, yes.

Little brother is probably there too.

Åsleik Engmark, rest in peace, brother. Sovereign Sovereign, or whatever his name was.

Oh, Sat! Hey, bro! It's bouncy hill here, yes!

I get the festival feeling. Tents, face paint and guys.

That's a good cook. I'm such a "arrow of well-being" guy.

Two in the pinky, one in Mjøndalen. And the top is Lørenskog.

Rabalderknappen, a clitoris. What do you guys think?

A VIP lounge there with those who have over 5 on average from high school.

And say we're sponsored by Smirnoff Ice, so we can have the Breezer race.

I have a friend who is new to the event industry.

He imports beanbags from Taiwan.

-Or you help with the tent. -No, I get very claustrophobic.

One-room walk, but to lie foot in foot with the stink gang there, -

- I do not, ass.

Is there a water closet nearby?

For now on the prince back a Snickers.

-We set up the Poop & Carry over there. -What is it about?

You do your thing in a bag and take the bag with you afterwards.

Sæther, I'm not pooping in a bag, I'm not a dog.

-Not mobile! -Just wait a bit.

Carl Wilhelm? Hi, this is Lohrengren.

You do not have the festival do we stole from the Øyen festival?

I'm not the guy who lays me down to die. I never give up.

Even if you are never selected for the football team, -

- you can still stand on the sidelines and take some Ronaldo tricks.

It's a hell of an opportunity for me.

Next stop cable! That is, Kabul. I'm just going to shit.

Oh, Sat! A hell of a fucking waterfall, you.

Much better if we just walk along the road and take a subway, or something.

Fuck this, then.

Oh, Sat! My shoe is third, yes.

Wait, yes! I have to change shoes!

Oh, Sat!

Swimming training for immigrants has been far too poor!

All you have to do is put on a bathing suit and go out and swim a little.

Love to swim.

Surprisingly fond of some swimming to not be Norwegian.

-Just crawl a little, sort of. -You are Norwegian.

Let's find your team.

Always a good idea to throw some water over your head.

Halla. Incredibly cool that you could come.

We just have to get it down. I have to go to the bathroom, sort of.

There you go.

Try to get it down.

If you go to port, sort of.

You drive very fast. Push it like that.

Now it's very swaying on it, just. But if you manage to land it.

Just get the doen down, sort of. Because I have to poop.

Lieutenant. Just make sure to get them all through the recruiting period.

- Do you promise me that? - Speaking of which. It's one that ...

Not saying you've lost one already?

No, but in ...

Thank God the dass was pure. I'm the only one who's used it.

Do not think I'm that kind of guy who mounts cameras in dasser.

Because I think that's awkward. Ufint.

Sit and peek in the gack-gak of girls who are going to pee.

I've seen a clip once. I enjoyed nothing of it.

It was just quick: Look there, yes. There it is.

You have no idea how lucky you are.

Yes, think if the dass had been full.

-You're in again. -Should I start right now?

-Shower. -Shower now?