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Oh, look.
There's your girlfriend.
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She's not my--
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Ooh, ooh. Hoo hoo!
Almost got me there.
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Almost.
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She's got this idea--
[chuckles]
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You might be--
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- What?
- In love with me.
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In love with you?
[laughs]
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Well, you don't have to
say it like that.
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Promise me you will
stay away from Carol.
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She's my friend.
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I'm begging you.
The last thing you need
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is to get
between two lesbians.
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Or 1 1/2 lesbians,
or whatever Carol is right now.
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I'm not gonna be
a fucking game show host.
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This could be
serious money for you,
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and right now,
you need serious money.
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I don't have to like you.
You don't have to like me.
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Not to worry.
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We are professional.
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Like two old whores.
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Who won't we fuck?
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[both laughing]
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I'm excited about this.
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I know you are.
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[keys clacking]
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[wind blows]
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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[gunshot]
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Hi.
[giggles]
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By the way,
enjoy this,
33
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because it's the last time
I am meeting you here.
34
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I think it's fun.
35
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Fun doesn't usually
smell like this.
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So you pick a place.
37
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Well, you have to agree,
it's insane.
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At what point can we stop living
in fear of your girlfriend?
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Uh--uh, excuse me?
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Hi.
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Would you give
us a moment, please?
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We're kind of using
this space.
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Okay.
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All right.
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I am just--
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[clatter]
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I am just--
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[clatter]
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I am--I am just--
put--put--
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[slamming]
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Ooh.
[chuckles]
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- Okay.
- All right.
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I am just putting this
out there.
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Tomorrow morning,
I am going on a hike by myself,
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alone, 7:30,
our usual spot.
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Do with that what you will.
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Okay, got ya.
[clicks tongue]
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Let me say this.
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Life was simpler
before you became a lesbian.
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A lesbian?
[laughs]
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I'm not a lesbian.
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Really?
What would you call it?
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I don't know.
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I feel uncomfortable
with labels.
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Well, label or not,
if you open a can
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and there's beans in it,
it's a can of beans.
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[coughs]
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Where were you?
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Uh, just stepped out
for some fresh air.
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What?
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Once the contestants
are in the boxes,
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we begin
the questionings.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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(Merc)
You ask them questions.
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If they get them right,
they get points.
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By the way, it's obviously
too late for the pilot,
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but if this thing goes,
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maybe think about a few trips
to the gym.
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[chuckles]
I fucking go to the gym.
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Yeah, well, maybe
less with the juice bar
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and more with the machines.
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[chuckles]
Just saying.
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[both chuckling]
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Seriously?
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This is coming from you?
Just saying.
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Hey, I'm not the one
in front of the camera.
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I don't have to be pretty.
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- Mission accomplished.
- Uh.
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Gentlemen?
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- Yeah.
- Sorry.
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Go on.
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The contestants can use
their advantages in two ways.
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A, they can acquire necessities
for themselves.
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Like a blanket,
a chair, food.
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Or B, they can use
their advantages
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to punish
the other contestants.
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They can make the other boxes
colder, hotter,
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or fill them with bugs.
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Really?
Bugs?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
They always go for the bugs.
101
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And then you say,
"Release the bugs,"
102
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and the audience goes,
"Release the bugs!"
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[Speaking Dutch]
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And then you do not want to be
in that fucking box.
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Jesus.
Can they get out?
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The bugs or the people?
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Either.
108
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No.
109
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Okay, don't look,
but there is a guy
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who has been staring at you
for the last ten minutes.
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- Me?
- Uh-huh.
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Oh, he's getting up.
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He's coming over here,
and if it's who I think it is--
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- Carol?
- [gasps] Oh.
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- It is.
- That's totally fair.
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- I'm so sorry to interrupt.
- [laughs]
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I just--
I had to say hello.
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Oh, my god.
Hi.
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[both laughing]
120
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Helen Basch,
Castor Sotto.
121
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Oh, it's nice
to finally meet you.
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- You too.
- How's my old office?
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I'll bet you're still
picking pills out of the rug.
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It's like Liza Minnelli's
dressing room.
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[laughter]
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I also wanted to apologize
for--
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I don't even know
where to start.
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What I put
this poor woman through.
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I'm sure she's told you.
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Maybe a few
colorful highlights.
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Oh, I was a nightmare.
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But you were amazing
through all of it.
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Wow.
[laughs]
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You seem like you're
doing much better now.
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Much.
I'm back on my meds.
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I even started
some new meds.
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Couldn't hurt.
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[both laughing]
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No argument there.
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Well, I'm--I'm happy
you're doing well.
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Actually, really well.
I'm not supposed to say,
142
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but I just found out
I'm gonna be running the CW.
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(both)
No!
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Wh-what happened to--
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No, he's going over to ABC.
It's all very hush-hush still.
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They're gonna be making
the announcement next week.
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Wow.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks.
I know, it's crazy.
150
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But better that kind
of crazy than my usual.
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[shudders]
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[laughter]
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Ohh. Anyway,
I'll let you get back to it.
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Again, I just wanted to say
I'm so sorry for everything.
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- It's fine.
- Mm, it's not.
156
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No, but thank you
for saying something.
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Take care.
Nice meeting you.
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You too.
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Five second rule.
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Three, four, five.
Holy shit.
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Bet you didn't see
that coming.
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They're letting him
run a network again?
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They rolled him out of ours
strapped to a thing
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like Hannibal Lecter.
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By the way,
he's much hotter in person.
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Oh, yeah, he's dreamy.
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For a guy.
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Please.
Whoa.
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Thank you, no.
[laughs]
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Ick.
Seriously.
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We should get a check.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh.
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Aah.
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Hello?
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Hey, it's me.
Can you talk?
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Uh, sure.
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(Castor)
I have a question for you.
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I couldn't ask
in front of Helen,
180
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and I may be
way out of line here,
181
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but...I'd like
to offer you a job.
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I'm actually
seeing someone.
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- I'm sorry, what?
- What?
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(Castor)
I didn't hear what you said.
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You're offering me a job?
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Yes. I'd love for you to be
my number two again.
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They said I can bring in
anyone I want.
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I'll pay you twice
what you're getting now.
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I need you here.
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[chuckles]
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I'm really flattered...
192
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but I'm very happy
where I am.
193
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I love working for Helen.
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I could never--
literally twice?
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I want you to be happy.
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No, no, I can't.
I--
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Look, I get that you have
trepidations.
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How could you not?
But I still think
199
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we could make
a hell of a team.
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I promise I can be the person
you thought I was.
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Even so, I--
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At least think about it.
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If it's a no,
I totally understand.
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But until it is,
205
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I'm hoping it's a yes.
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00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:17,542
So, excited
about tomorrow night?
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00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,542
So, depressed and morose
about tomorrow night?
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There you go.
209
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,375
What exactly is this game?
210
00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:29,333
It's just seven idiots
trying to stay
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inside these boxes
for 17 weeks.
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And they're in the boxes
the whole time?
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- Yup.
- Dear God.
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Why would someone do that?
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Money, to be on TV.
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[scoffs]
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I know, it's crazy.
218
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Although...
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What?
220
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Well, you're willing to be
a game show host
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for money
and to be on TV.
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It's a little bit
different.
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Is it?
224
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Well, for one thing,
I'm making a shitload of money.
225
00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,375
Well, I'm sure for them,
226
00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:06,792
whatever they're getting
is a shitload of money.
227
00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:10,125
Yeah, well,
I'm not stuck in a box.
228
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,125
Mm.
229
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:13,959
What?
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Not a literal box,
231
00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,750
but you're trapped
doing this thing
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you don't want to do
in front of everybody,
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with no way out.
234
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
I just think it's ironic.
236
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:30,291
Hmm.
237
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You know what else
is ironic?
238
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,333
What?
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00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,667
Ooh.
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(Sean)
Um, that's not actually
what irony is.
241
00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:49,250
Hey.
[giggles]
242
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Look at you, all gutsy.
243
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I wasn't sure
you were gonna turn up.
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I know.
245
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,041
It's like all those years
246
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sneaking around
with married guys.
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It kind of makes me feel
alive again.
248
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,667
Also, Helen's in New York
at an affiliates' meeting.
249
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So not that gutsy.
250
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,750
Oh, so what?
251
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,208
[snickers]
252
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:15,500
Look, I swore I would never
give you advice again.
253
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Nobody believed that.
254
00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:20,125
Well, good, because if you
take this job with Castor,
255
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you're as crazy as he is.
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00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,500
First of all,
it's twice the money.
257
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,500
No, first of all,
it's Castor!
258
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,959
He seems fine.
259
00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:33,709
Plus, it might be good
for me and Helen
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not to be together
all the time.
261
00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,500
Oh, no.
It's--it's a brilliant plan.
262
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,667
Yeah.
263
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,792
You going to work
for your male ex-lover?
264
00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,250
[laughs]
That won't feed
265
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,750
her already
spectacular paranoia.
266
00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,166
I'm just saying, I think--
267
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,125
Hi, girls.
268
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,500
[both screaming]
269
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,166
What a warm welcome.
270
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,750
Oh, God.
271
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,834
What are you doing here?
272
00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:58,583
I think the question is
what are you doing here?
273
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:01,458
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What are we both doing here?
274
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,875
Look, this is not
what you think.
275
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,583
It has never been
what you think.
276
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,875
This is just
a bloody haircut.
277
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,250
It's not like I'm wearing
a strap-on on my head.
278
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,542
[both laughing uncomfortably]
279
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:15,041
Pubey, I swear,
there is nothing going on.
280
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,458
It's just two friends
on a hike.
281
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:18,542
Bullshit!
282
00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,834
Two friends do not
sneak off on a hike.
283
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:22,375
And you can drop
the "Pubey."
284
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,500
Probably for the best.
285
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,792
You said you were gonna be
at a breakfast meeting
286
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:25,709
this morning.
287
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,500
Well, you said you were
in New York.
288
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,500
And look what happened.
289
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,875
You know what?
It doesn't matter.
290
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:34,125
I'm done.
You can have her.
291
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:34,959
I don't want her.
292
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,375
Well, I don't
want her either.
293
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,333
Oh, come on!
294
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:40,417
What I want is all your shit
out of my house.
295
00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:41,208
Can we please talk--
296
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,583
Today.
297
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:46,250
Your cheap moisturizer,
your stupid sleep goggles,
298
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,875
and especially
that fucking scrunchie!
299
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,375
Really?
300
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,792
Okay.
301
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:58,375
And I would like
my ankle bracelet back.
302
00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,792
Seriously?
303
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:05,250
I...okay.
304
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,750
And I believe that's my top.
305
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,667
[scoffs]
306
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,458
Fine.
I'll bring it to the office.
307
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:18,667
- Now.
- Now?
308
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,959
Now.
309
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:20,959
No.
310
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:22,458
- Now!
- Okay.
311
00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,834
I...I--
312
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,250
Here you go.
313
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,291
My bra.
314
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,500
Oh, come on.
315
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,875
Do you want to start
with me?
316
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,792
- Give her the bra.
- Wha--I--
317
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:39,959
Bra.
318
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,917
She's all yours.
319
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,333
I'm so sorry.
320
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,291
I'm fine.
321
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,125
The car is so far away.
322
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,208
(female voice over PA)
Securing the boxes.
323
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,583
Up 10%.
324
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:17,041
(female voice over PA)
Securing the boxes.
325
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:18,959
[laughs]
Hey.
326
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,375
There's our star.
327
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:22,667
[laughs]
328
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,125
Ah.
What's with the vest?
329
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,000
What do you mean?
330
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,458
The vest.
[chuckles]
331
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,917
I never approved that.
332
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,834
I didn't approve
of what you approved.
333
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:33,667
[chuckles]
Seriously, lose the vest.
334
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:34,834
I like the vest.
335
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,458
I'm telling you,
the vest is not your friend.
336
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,750
It's classy.
337
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,000
- It's thickening.
- It's Armani.
338
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,917
Well, then,
let him fucking wear it.
339
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,542
I got to say,
I'm looking at my reflection
340
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,542
on your forehead,
and I think I look good.
341
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:46,917
[chuckles]
342
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,375
Trust me on this.
343
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,333
I've got your best interests
at heart.
344
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:54,959
Okay.
345
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,375
Appreciate it.
346
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,083
Cocksucker.
347
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,875
[British accent]
Oh, look who's here.
348
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,542
It's Downton Abbey.
349
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,542
Why, why, why, why, why?
350
00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:08,208
Come here.
351
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,125
[chuckles]
352
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,041
I heard about the new show.
353
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,041
Very exciting.
Tell me.
354
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:16,125
Uh, uh, well,
it's a project
355
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,875
we actually developed
in England,
356
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,583
and everyone loved it, but
nothing seemed to be happening,
357
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,750
and then, remarkably--
358
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,041
Sounds great.
Excuse me a sec.
359
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:24,875
Mrs. Basch.
360
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,250
Oh, Mr. Lapidus.
361
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,875
So, how's it going?
362
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,083
Fantastic.
363
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,500
You and Matt having fun?
364
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,083
Oh, he's terrific.
365
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:36,208
Really?
You're happy?
366
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,583
Happy isn't even the word.
367
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,625
Oh, that's what
I wanted to hear.
368
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,000
My God.
369
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,917
Did you see that look
she just gave you?
370
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:51,875
What look?
371
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,041
Seriously?
372
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,250
I'm surprised
it didn't leave a mark.
373
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,458
This is still that insanity
about you and Carol.
374
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,458
Okay, there's something
I need to tell you.
375
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,917
What?
376
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:03,291
And FYI, I will be forced
to remind you
377
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:04,875
of all the times
you didn't listen to me.
378
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,875
Oh, shit.
379
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,458
I was on a hike with Carol
this morning.
380
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:11,959
Bloody hell,
I told you not--
381
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,125
This would be the moment where
I remind you of all of the--
382
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,625
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
383
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:20,417
We came around a bend
in the trail, and...
384
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,375
No.
385
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,917
She may as well have been
wearing a hockey mask
386
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,792
and carrying a machete.
387
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,458
Do we still have a show?
388
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,500
Maybe you do?
389
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,417
Jesus Christ.
390
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,792
- Hi, kids.
- Oh, perfect.
391
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,333
How was the rest
of your day?
392
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,792
- Great.
- He knows.
393
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,792
Oh.
It was a fucking nightmare.
394
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:37,333
She hates me.
395
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,125
Shit, she just saw us
with you.
396
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,041
Get away.
Get away.
397
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:45,375
Go.
398
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:51,917
Hey.
399
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:54,834
So, what is going on
with you and Helen?
400
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,333
- What?
- "What"?
401
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,333
It's like Frozen
without the songs.
402
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,458
Don't tell me it's over.
403
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,667
What's over?
404
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,750
Oh, Christ.
405
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:13,041
Okay, no offense,
but you stay here.
406
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:20,542
So?
407
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,125
I was right.
408
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,458
It's a dark night
in girl town.
409
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,291
- Jesus.
- Yep.
410
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,750
Get ready for
a big, fat mess.
411
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,875
[sighs]
412
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,709
Speaking of which,
where's Myra?
413
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:33,750
I haven't seen her.
414
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,208
Huh.
415
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,583
[groans]
416
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,625
That's it.
Keep pushing.
417
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:40,875
[prolonged groan]
418
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:54,834
- Hey, Matt!
- Hey.
419
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,041
- Matt! Matt!
- Hey, how are ya?
420
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,291
[cheers and applause]
421
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,000
Hey, you made it.
422
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,458
Don't you look sharp?
423
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,208
Yeah?
You like the vest?
424
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,166
- Very spiffy.
- It's terrific.
425
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,917
Yeah, well, that asshole
won't let me wear it.
426
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,417
What do you mean,
let you?
427
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:11,750
It's your show, too.
428
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,834
Hmm.
429
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,583
What are you doing?
430
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,041
Well, it is.
431
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,709
You're just stirring shit
all over the place today.
432
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:21,417
We're starting in two, everyone.
Starting in two.
433
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,208
Matt, I need you
backstage.
434
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,208
Perfect.
435
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,000
Here we go.
436
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,750
- Have fun.
- Don't suck.
437
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,000
All right!
438
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,583
Ha-ha, you look like
a terrific audience!
439
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,917
Have a good show, huh?
440
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:35,542
[cheers and applause]
441
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,750
More, more, you guys!
What do you say?
442
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,041
[cheers and applause]
443
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,083
I'm sorry, Miss Rance.
444
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,709
You can't stand here.
445
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:47,542
Oh, sorry.
446
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:48,667
Better?
447
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,959
Uh, no.
448
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,458
You can't stand anywhere.
449
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,166
Mrs. Basch would like you
off the stage.
450
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,291
No problem.
That's fine.
451
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:11,417
[cheers and applause]
452
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:17,625
Okay.
453
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,291
[laughter]
454
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,625
[exhales]
455
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,083
Hi, it's me.
456
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,125
[applause]
457
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,333
Yeah, uh...
458
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,583
If it's still available,
459
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,208
I'll take the job.
460
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:34,834
(man)
Okay, okay, okay.
Is everybody ready?
461
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,166
Here we go, people.
462
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:41,542
In five, four, three...
463
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:42,834
Go camera one.
464
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,125
(male announcer)
Seven people.
465
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,000
[dramatic music]
466
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,542
17 weeks.
467
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:52,834
Only one will beat
468
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:54,125
The Box!
469
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:57,041
[energetic music]
470
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,375
♪ ♪
471
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:00,959
[coughs]
472
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,125
Camera two.
473
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,166
Matt, go four.
On its mark.
474
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,208
I'm trying to quit.
I really am.
475
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,125
Roll one.
476
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,500
(Matt)
Welcome to The Box.
477
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,166
Camera one, go.
478
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,375
♪ ♪
479
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:12,709
(woman)
How you doing?
480
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:13,792
[laughter]
481
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,959
(Matt)
Ah, glad we got that
out of the way.
482
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,166
[laughter]
483
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,792
- Camera one, standby.
- Yup.
484
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,583
Going to camera one.
485
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,875
- Hey, Eric.
- Hey.
486
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:24,750
Little chilly in there?
487
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,208
- A little bit.
- I bet.
488
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:29,166
So, okay,
you've got 17 advantages,
489
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,959
more than anyone else
so far.
490
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,875
You can use them
to buy something for yourself
491
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,208
like Mike and Kelly did.
492
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,333
Let's see what's left
on the board.
493
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,792
Somehow I'm thinking
you don't need a umbrella
494
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:41,667
or a mystery novel.
495
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,375
But a coat, ooh.
496
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,542
How's a nice, comfy,
down coat sound right now?
497
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:47,542
It sounds really good.
498
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:48,792
[laughter]
499
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:50,792
Or you can use
your advantages
500
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,375
to disadvantage one
of your fellow contestants.
501
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:56,375
Maybe get back at Claire?
Just saying.
502
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,083
You can make someone's box
ten degrees hotter.
503
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,583
We've still got feathers,
504
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:03,792
stinky cheese,
505
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,333
Gilbert Gottfried.
506
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:10,750
And with 17 advantages,
just enough to release the bugs.
507
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,125
What's it gonna be?
508
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:16,250
(audience)
Release the bugs!
Release the bugs!
509
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,959
Release the bugs!
Release the bugs!
510
00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,709
Go for the bugs.
Go for the bugs.
511
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:20,917
Someone make sure
Gilbert's ready.
512
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,083
You got it.
513
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,083
Matt,
514
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:31,917
I would like to spend
all of my advantages
515
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,667
to release the bugs
on Claire.
516
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,375
[cheers and applause]
517
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,667
Wow.
Okay.
518
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,875
[cheers and applause]
519
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,458
Hey, Pete, love the tux.
520
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:43,458
[laughter]
521
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,041
Hi, Claire.
522
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,417
Hi.
523
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:49,834
This is what happens
when you take a guy's pants.
524
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:51,959
So Eric went for the bugs.
525
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,125
You like bugs?
526
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,125
I really don't.
527
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,291
I can't wait to meet
the person
528
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,208
who says, "Yeah"
to that question.
529
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,959
[laughter]
530
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:00,959
So, you have a choice.
531
00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:05,083
You can become roommates with
a bunch of creepy-crawly guys,
532
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,959
or you can ask me to open
your box and forfeit the game.
533
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,041
(all)
Aww!
534
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,000
What's it gonna be?
535
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,250
[audience yelling]
536
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,500
Go for the bugs.
Go for the fucking bugs.
537
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,709
Five seconds.
538
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:24,667
I-I can't. I can't.
I can't do it.
539
00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:26,667
I really hate bugs.
540
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,542
Please open my box.
541
00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:31,500
[audience groans]
542
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,834
Are you sure?
You know what this means.
543
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:36,041
[audience boos]
544
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:40,875
Oh.
No, I...I'm sure.
545
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,000
Open my box.
546
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,458
[crowd jeers]
547
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,291
Okay.
548
00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:48,208
(female voice over PA)
Opening the box.
549
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:50,291
[cheers and applause]
550
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,041
Something tells me
the other six
551
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,417
aren't gonna give up so easily,
but maybe I'm wrong.
552
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,834
We'll find out
right after this.
553
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,917
[cheers and applause]
554
00:23:01,709 --> 00:23:05,291
And we've cut.
We're back in five, everyone.
555
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,834
We're gonna change
that line, right?
556
00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:09,333
She can't really ask me
to open her box.
557
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:10,667
[laughter]
558
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:13,250
[laughs]
559
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,375
Can we keep this audience
every night?
560
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:16,250
[cheers and applause]
561
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:20,000
Yeah!
How amazing is Matt LeBlanc?
562
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,875
[cheers and applause]
563
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:27,000
So, I thought I told you
to lose the fucking vest.
564
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:29,542
I like it.
565
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:30,625
Yeah, well,
when this is done,
566
00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:32,834
we got to set
some fucking ground rules.
567
00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:34,000
Definitely,
568
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,041
'cause somehow, you got the idea
that I work for you.
569
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,291
Yeah, and what idea
do you have?
570
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,291
Look around.
571
00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:41,625
Are you the show,
or am I the show?
572
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:44,000
If they got rid of you,
who gives a shit?
573
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,291
There's 100 of you.
574
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,917
They'll just open up another box
of short, fat producers.
575
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,250
[laughs]
576
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:52,917
All right, you and I
need to have a little talk.
577
00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:54,542
- [laughs]
- Fine.
578
00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,500
You don't think
you're replaceable?
579
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,500
Wake up.
580
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,166
This isn't ten years ago.
581
00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:03,625
You're a guy who used to be.
582
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:04,625
You're a rerun.
583
00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:07,000
You're hosting
a fucking game show.
584
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,083
Look up, way up there.
You know what that is?
585
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,250
That's the top of the barrel.
586
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:15,750
Listen, you big bag
of assholes,
587
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,125
you don't tell me what to do.
588
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,709
[inaudible conversation]
589
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,125
- Really?
- Really.
590
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:24,125
- Really?
- Really.
591
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:25,750
You bring nothing
to this.
592
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,125
Fuck you.
593
00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,625
All right, you know what?
If we're gonna do
594
00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:30,083
this piece of crap,
I don't want to see your face.
595
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,208
- Oh, really?
- Really.
596
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:32,291
- Really?
- Really.
597
00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:33,709
- Really?
- You don't talk to me.
598
00:24:33,709 --> 00:24:36,083
You don't look at me.
You can take your hugs
599
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:39,792
and your annoying laugh
and your teeny-tiny dick--
600
00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:41,792
Oh, yeah, Jamie told me.
601
00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:44,333
You'd think having only one ball
would make it look bigger,
602
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,625
but apparently, not so much.
603
00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:47,458
- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you!
604
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:51,083
You know what?
Actually, I already fucked you.
605
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,542
You know your NBC pilot?
606
00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,583
Who do you think
told Elliot Salad about it?
607
00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:55,542
- What?
- Yeah.
608
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,458
Why do you think
they picked up Pucks!?
609
00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:02,125
Oh, yeah, that's my tiny dick
in your ass, my friend.
610
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,709
You son of a bitch.
611
00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:04,834
Aah!
612
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:07,333
[audience murmuring]
613
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:10,166
Somehow I feel like
we've seen this show before.
614
00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,959
- [grunts]
- You like that?
615
00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:13,333
Aah!
Oh.
616
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,208
[audience murmuring]
617
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,000
- You like that?
- [grunts]
618
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
(all)
Matt! Matt! Matt!
619
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,500
- Damn it, the balls!
- You've got two!
620
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:29,208
(all)
Matt! Matt! Matt! Matt! Matt!
621
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:31,709
Get your stupid hands
off of me!
622
00:25:31,709 --> 00:25:34,959
(all)
Matt!
Oh!
623
00:25:34,959 --> 00:25:36,792
(female voice over PA)
Securing the box.
624
00:25:36,792 --> 00:25:38,041
No, no, no!
625
00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:39,500
(man)
Yeah!
626
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,000
Release the bugs!
627
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,625
[cheers and applause]
628
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:49,208
(all)
Release the bugs!
Release the bugs!
629
00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:51,333
Release the bugs!
Release the bugs!
630
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:54,709
Release the bugs!
Release the bugs!
631
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:56,583
No!
632
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,709
(audience)
Release the bugs!
Release the bugs!
633
00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:00,333
(female voice over PA)
Releasing the bugs.
634
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,375
[buzzing]
635
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:02,959
No!
636
00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:06,000
[prolonged scream]
637
00:26:10,709 --> 00:26:11,834
[dings]
638
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,792
You know, it might not be
what you're thinking.
639
00:26:15,792 --> 00:26:17,375
Oh, absolutely.
640
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,291
I'm sure they called us in
to give us each a pony.
641
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:21,166
Why would she kill the show
in person?
642
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:22,583
It's something they do
over the phone.
643
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,709
Not if she wants to see
the look on your face.
644
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,583
Maybe Carol knows
something.
645
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,375
This is her office,
isn't it?
646
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:35,542
I think so?
647
00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:37,750
She's gone.
648
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:42,375
(receptionist)
Good morning, the CW.
649
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:47,250
Ugh.
[laughs]
650
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:50,917
Hi, I'm Carol Rance.
I'm starting today.
651
00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:52,500
Oh, hi.
652
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,333
Can you please let
Castor Sotto know I'm here?
653
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:57,375
Uh...
654
00:26:57,375 --> 00:27:00,125
I have an Esther de Vito.
655
00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,250
No, no.
656
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:04,375
Castor Sotto.
657
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:06,750
It's not official yet,
658
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,625
but he's the new
head of the network.
659
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,125
Hang on.
660
00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:16,709
Hi.
There's a woman here.
661
00:27:16,709 --> 00:27:18,458
- Carol Rance.
- Carol Rance.
662
00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:20,125
She's looking
for Carter--
663
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:22,583
- Castor.
- Castor Sotto.
664
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,917
She says he's the new
head of the network.
665
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:29,458
Uh-huh.
666
00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:30,417
Mm-kay.
667
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,458
Yeah, that's
what I thought.
668
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:36,917
Yeah, there's
no Castor Sotto here.
669
00:27:36,917 --> 00:27:41,834
No one knows who he is
or what you're talking about.
670
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:45,000
[laughs]
Well, that's insane.
671
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:52,000
I am not a very
forgiving woman,
672
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,709
and I don't appreciate
being made a fool of.
673
00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:58,250
I'm sorry, may I just say,
there's never been anything
674
00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,250
between my wife--
675
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:00,291
Oh, honey, please.
676
00:28:00,291 --> 00:28:01,625
If it walks like a duck
677
00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:02,750
and it quacks like a duck,
678
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:07,750
it's fucking my ex-girlfriend
like a duck.
679
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:10,500
But you know what?
680
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,625
First and foremost,
I am a professional,
681
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,542
and your show is important
to this network,
682
00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:19,291
so I'm not going to let
my personal issues
683
00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,500
get in the way of that.
684
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:24,709
For which we are
very, very appreciative.
685
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,834
Very.
686
00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:32,709
That said, there's one small
change that I'd like to make.
687
00:28:32,709 --> 00:28:34,375
I'm so sorry I'm late.
688
00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:36,583
It's exciting, isn't it?
689
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:38,750
Oh, I was just
about to tell them.
690
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:43,500
I think it's best
if Tim runs the show.
691
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,917
Oh, no.
692
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:02,208
Oh.
693
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:05,458
(baby)
Oh.
694
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,875
Mmm.
695
00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,917
(baby)
Mmm.
696
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,917
Mmm.
697
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:15,875
(baby)
Mmm.
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