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Ah. Ah.
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Ah.
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This number one is quality.
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It's absolute, total quality.
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Number one.
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Oh, look at it. Brilliant.
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Mmm.
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No, no, no, no. Right, number two is the
cat's whiskers.
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Oh, look at it. Look at that thing. It's
just tip -top.
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Which is like a Porsche, isn't she? Look
at that.
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shape of her there.
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Oh, and her back and her butt.
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You can't beat that. There's no way your
number one's better than my number two.
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I think, I mean, it was funny really. It
means that my number two is really
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number one to me.
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John, that's not true.
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My number one is number one.
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Never mind what you think about your
number two.
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Number one is definitely better than
your number two.
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Believe me.
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Believe me.
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Now, now, you're just deluding yourself,
aren't you? You really are.
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This is number one. My number is number
one. This is number one. She might have
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been number two.
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But as far as I'm concerned, she's
number one, you're number two, and
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being number two. I've had lots of
experience. I know how to compare these
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different ones.
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Just by looking at them, that's all I
need to do.
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Yeah.
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Definitely the best.
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No, they're all you're talking about.
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Why, do you think you've had more than
me?
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Too right I've had more. You know I
have. You know, we've always kept a
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each other, haven't we? Rubbish. What do
you know about it?
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Rubbish. I've had better than you. How
can you say your number one is number
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one? My number one's number one.
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No, you're still number two.
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You're living in a dream world, you are.
My world's been more exciting than your
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bloody world.
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Eh? How many do you think you've had
then? I've had loads more than you. No,
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you've only got one here to count them
on.
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No, thank you very much. No, you don't.
You've always gone on about it. You
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haven't got a bit of proof or anything
like that about it. You just... Talk,
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don't you, all the time?
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Well, I don't need the proof. You've
seen the different girls I've been with.
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Yeah, you know, they've always been
number one. You know that. It's very
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you try to hide the fact. Yes, well,
just because you have them, you think
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have all the number ones. I've got other
number ones as well. It's only a matter
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of opinion, isn't it?
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You've always been stuck with twos all
the time. Two, two, two, two, two.
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No, I haven't. I've had one.
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Everyone I've got has been a top former,
top first class, A -class girl.
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In your dreams.
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In your dreams, man. Oh, shut up, Gil.
Your dreams, your daydreams, your
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nightdreams, your wet dreams.
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Yeah,
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so what I said is you're a complete
dickhead to think you are better than me
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you've got number ones like I've always
had.
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That is the number one that I've got,
that I've taken.
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That's the thing, that's the thing about
her, innit? You know, that's how I
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always get the number ones. You think
you're bloody right, you're never right.
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You've always been wrong, you know that.
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I've always been right, and all the
time, I've never made a mistake in my
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You're one big mistake.
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Yeah, you can say that. Well, the sort
of girls you choose is no wonder,
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you can't admit that, you've got no
taste at all.
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What, you've seen all my number ones?
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All you have is bloody number twos. No,
I haven't. I bet number ones all the
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time. Right, you're always the same.
Always the bloody same, aren't you, eh?
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really are. Right, come on. If you want
to prove it, I'm willing to prove it.
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I'm going to give you my number one.
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My number one. And you can compare it,
alright?
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And then we'll see who's got number one
and number two.
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Oh, bloody yes.
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I will give you my number one.
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to prove that she is the best.
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You go.
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Well, there we are, we're going now. Now
about that, you know, just admit it,
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you have in fact got number one there.
Well, I must admit, this number two is
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pretty good, not bad at all.
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You're wrong.
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Number one's good, yeah?
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I think number one's good, so you're
wrong.
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But, yeah, pretty good, but not number
one.
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Pretty good.
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Yeah, I think so.
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Oh, no, no.
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I think it's number one, not number two.
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What makes you think that? Well, I
think, who have you got then? Have you
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number one or number two? I'm not sure.
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I did have two, or was it one? My number
one is number two now.
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Well, two is number one, or one is two.
I don't know.
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Who have you got then? Who have you got
now? I could have one, I could have two,
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but I'm not sure. You've got two, I've
got one. Yes, but they're all ones.
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Yeah, no, I think they're both one and
two.
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Two is one and one is two, but I don't
know which one is two.
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I don't want to omit defeat or anything
like that. Yeah, that's right.
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Yeah.
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So, are you sure about one or two?
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Well, I'm sure I've got one.
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You know, but is it you two or one?
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I thought I had two, but I'm not sure
whether you've got two or I've got one.
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Well, I can't think of it. We can't call
them both number one, can we? That's
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it. Well... Or number two now.
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That's right, because one's two and
one's one.
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Yeah, of course. Which I'm not sure,
because you had two or did you have one?
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did I have two and you had one and I had
one or both two?
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Well, we both started off with one,
didn't we, really?
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That's right. But we both ended up with
one, then.
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But can we have that? You said one was
one.
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I said one was one.
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No, I didn't. I said two was one.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. Yeah, right.
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Oh, Christ. This is hopeless.
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But how did it start?
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I had one. You had one. No, I had one.
And you said you had one. No, I had two.
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No, no, I had two. You had one.
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That's right. And then you argued. You
said that you're...
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One couldn't be two.
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That's right, because I thought that I
had one, you said, no, you had one, then
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I had two, and then you said, no, I've
got one.
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One and two, or was it two and one?
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Well, no, because I knew I had number
one, anyway, although you kept calling
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number two, she was number one, there's
no question of that. But you insisted on
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having number one as well.
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Well, both had two, or we had two and
one in reverse, I can't remember. Well,
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we've had one and two, and two and one.
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You can't have two and two.
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Perhaps you should have made a note of
what was one and what was two.
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Oh, yeah. No going back now, is there,
eh? We're just sitting at number one.
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I am your number one. You know, that's
it. Well, if you've got your eyes shut,
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you wouldn't know, would you? You
wouldn't know either way with your eyes
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at the number two. That's right.
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That's right, and we've both got number
one.
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So if we keep going now, we're all
right, you know.
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So... You've got your ears open, your
eye open. Which eye, left eye?
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Left eye, both of them. The left eye is
one, the right eye is two. So we're
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nearly there.
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So have we made a decision or not? Is it
one or two?
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It's both of them or one.
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Hide that for God's sake. Where are we
are?
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That's right, that's where we are.
They'll be ones and twos.
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Sign up!
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One or two, I don't care.
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Everything's one. One, two, two, one.
It's just too much.
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You know what you think there?
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That's good.
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I don't really care who's number one or
number two. They're both number ones and
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number two. But you know what I'd like?
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What? I'd like both.
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And so, you know, I'm going to end up
with number one one and number two one,
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which is a multiple one, isn't it? You
know, one times one. I see. So I have
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them both, you know, and then one times
one really is going to be, for me, it's
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going to be two, isn't it? I understand
that.
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Aren't you being a greedy person?
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Well, yes, I think that's the solution.
No, no, not greedy. It's just a common
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thing. We both agree, don't we? I want
both multiple number ones.
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Anyway, how about, well, you go for a
drink and I'll have both ones, making
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multiple one.
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And we go from there, you know. I'll
have the other one and it will go with
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of them.
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Oh.
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Oh, I'm going to make a number one here,
alright.
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Yeah, I'm going to make number two here.
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I'm coming
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I'll see you on the phone.
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Okay.
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Oh, number one.
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Oh, I've got number one.
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Definitely number one. Number one of
one, of two, of multiple one.
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I've won one and one.
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Oh, one and one makes wonderful.
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So, he says, I'm number one.
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You're number two.
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No, I'm number one, you're number two.
No, you listen.
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I'm number one.
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You are number two. No.
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I'm number one. But he said.
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No. I'm number two. You are number two.
I'm number one. No.
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You're number two.
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We need to go and ask them.
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I'm number one.
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No. I'm number one. You're number two.
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No. It's true.
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I'm number one. No. That's all.
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I'm number one.
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You number two.
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Fuck off.
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I'm a number one.
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No.
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No. Hi.
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Shiny hair.
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Shiny balls.
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Okay, now you do exactly the same.
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Clean?
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Clean up in three minutes.
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The girl can go away. The girl, you can
go, but David Charles has to stay.
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Oh.
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Already known, eh?
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Do we have here a little bit blowjob and
thing? No, we don't have.
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First a little bit blowjob that I have
run.
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Oh. There you go.
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I'm afraid.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I don't know.
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