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Yeah, you stay inside.

You stay.

Thank you so much. It was silly out there today. A little bit, yeah.

I mean, I have to tell you, I really love your puppies.

Oh, thank you. I mean, those are just some beautiful animals.

Yeah, they are really great animals.

Those are my babies.

So, you know. I mean, I want to say something about that. I didn't want to

rude. Just indulge me.

Those are your babies.

And you're telling me you're going to have them taken out. Those babies.

Yes, but we promised each other you said you would not tell anyone. I know, but

I. I don't want my son to know. I'm not even talking about him right now. Tell

me about me.

I'm just saying.

It's too big.

They're just too big. It's just time. I don't want to hear the truth.

There's no such thing as... I am an authority on this subject.

Are you really now? Well, I am because I happen to have a penis. And I'm letting

you know from a male's perspective that it cannot be too big. And if you were to

get a reduction, it would break my heart, it would break the heart of

young men across this country.

Really? You think?

Is that overdoing it? I think that was a little overdramatic, yes.

But it's okay.

I mean, TJ, look, you've been my sunshine for a really long time.

And you know how he'll worry about me if I'm under the knife.

So don't say anything. I'm just going to go and help you pack and take you to

the house.

I'm sorry, Ms. Halston. I just wanted to get this one up.

You sort of just asked me to tell a little white lie.

It's just a little one. No, I understand that, but I was raised right. And

yours. You know, your son is a really good friend of mine, and I would hate to

be telling this. Well, it's just about me getting a boob reduction.

He might want to know that.

He doesn't need to know that.

They're too big.

I'm getting too much bad attention now, in the age that I'm at. And, you know, I

really think maybe it's because my boobs are too big.

Well, I mean, I understand your point of view. I've expressed my point of view.

There's just one, like, one thing I can't budge on, and it's just the fact

that... I'd have to tell him because he's... Okay, well, we're not going to

him. We already probably didn't let him tell him.

Well, we could come to some kind of an arrangement.

An arrangement?

An arrangement.

What kind of arrangement are we going to be making?

Well, if you're going to get rid of them.

I'm getting rid of them. I'm just reducing them.

I will reduce, get rid.

Am I ready to just be able to sneak a peek?

What?

You want to sneak a peek?

A little bit.

Didn't I remember you, like, years past trying to sneak a peek while I was in

the shower?

No, it's me. Sorry.

Sorry. So I'm just saying, I will tell you a little white lie if I can sneak a

peek. That's my final offer. That's the best I can do. And I'll take care of

your puppies.

And that's not my babies. You promised. And the house.

Yes. Yes? Mm -hmm. And you won't tell them?

Only if I sneak a peek.

You can have one little kind of peek.

Just one peek.

But, you know. Slow, slow, slow. If I get one peek, then I get slow.

You want a really slow peek? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

So awkward, I mean.

It's awkward for me too, Mrs. Halston, but I'll... Are you really? I don't

it's that awkward for you.

Are you clear about this?

Any prompt?

Slow, slow, slow.

Oh, that's not... See, just hold it there for a second.

That's nice.

Okay, well, that's not exactly what I have in mind. I

think you're enjoying this far too

much.

Wow.

Okay, is that good enough now? Do we have a deal?

Well, by peak, I meant feel.

What? You said peak. That means visual. Eye.

Contact. You're visually seen. Sorry, you know, I didn't go to college.

Really? You did too?

You're still in college.

Synonyms, antonyms, they're all kind of... Oh,

God.

Wow.

Let's do it.

Just, what?

I don't know.

Okay, yeah, right there.

Oh.

You do know how to handle a breast, don't you?

Oh, um, honey, I don't know about that.

I don't know about that. That's a little, that's a little, um, um, this is

not really right.

I didn't tell you.

I don't think this is right.

No, it's okay. I can walk.

Well, this is obstructing my view. Okay. Just a little take this off.

And then I did say your boobs, not your bra.

You're right.

Absolutely right. I completely graved that. You did say that.

I am a woman of my word.

I'm kind of reaching that.

I'm

trying

to change my mind. You're doing a really good job.

I don't even know what to say.

I think that's going beyond the breast, don't you?

Oh my God, what am I doing?

I don't think this is a good idea.

It's wrong.

It's wrong.

It's wrong.

Don't you stop.

You know you don't have to put the data.

It's women.

Oh, my God.

Um, your husband isn't going to come home anytime soon. Oh, well, honey. That

could be a problem.

I think I would need him, or you, to be here. I can't even think of this stupid

little cock.

He's in a way, it was almost true.

I wouldn't be here.

Put your mouth on me.

You want me to put my mouth on you? Mm -hmm.

Oh.

You got it.

I can't mark that.

My boobs are just... You think?

No? I mean, it's just been so long.

Oh, God, since anybody appreciated them.

But would you appreciate them?

Yeah.

Maybe we should just stay here and stuff.

And fuck all weekend.

What do you think?