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America's only true safe space:
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network television.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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I don't understand it.
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Whoever broke in here only took
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the grease we fry
the doughnuts in.
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Lard have mercy.
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Mm.
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Ah, yeah. Ah. Oh, yeah.
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This is the primo stuff,
all right.
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100% all-American grease.
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Lady Lipid. Goopy Gold.
Texas Ghee.
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Oh, okay. Crisis over.
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We are devastated
by the tragic loss
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of the irreplaceable
Chief Wiggum.
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We're replacing him with Lou.
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Uh, thank you, Mr. Mayor.
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As my first official act,
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I will launch
a full investigation
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into what came up
out of that pipe
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and did this to our chief.
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To that end, I've brought in
a local expert
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in all things
having to do with sewers,
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sewage and human waste.
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Yeah, how you doing?
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I've spent my life
in them pipes,
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panning for subway tokens
and loose fillings.
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And over the years, youse people
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have turned my beautiful sewer
into a cesspool.
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You pour your cooking grease
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and your animal fat
down the drain.
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And over time, all that
gloppy gunk stuck together
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and coagulated into what
the legends call a Fatberg.
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Now, I'm just
a simple turd-monger,
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but there's only one
explanation--
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that Fatberg got so big
that it's got to feed,
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and it's on the hunt
for more grease.
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And it's going to eat
this whole lard-loving city
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if youse don't do something.
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Mr. Mayor, this is
a serious threat.
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Until we find that Fatberg,
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we need to outlaw deep fryers
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and cancel the state fair.
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Cancel the state fair?
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You got no cherce.
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The state fair is greasier
than Lardi Gras
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and Crisco-mas combined.
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Well, I suppose the safety
of our citizens
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is the most important--
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Now, just hold on
one artery-clogging minute.
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As the largest employer in town,
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I object to this
addlepated idea.
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You can't shut down
the state fair.
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It'll ruin
our fat-forward economy.
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You tell 'em, Daddy.
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Don't interrupt me
after I'm done talking, boy.
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Great hat-smacking, Daddy.
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Don't compliment
my punishments, you idjit!
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Now, Mr. Mayor,
if you cancel the fair,
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you won't have Simpson and Son
greasing your palms anymore.
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And I'm sure
you don't want dry hands.
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This is madness.
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If this walking port-a-potty
is right
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and there is a monster
down there,
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we can't risk
our citizens' safety.
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I'm canceling the state fair
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under my authority
as chief of police.
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Congratulations,
Police Chief Eddie.
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I hereby declare
the state fair open
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with the lighting
of the first fryer.
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These fools, filling themselves
with fried grease
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while there's a monster
lurking underground.
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Don't they know
they're tempting fat?
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Aw, honey,
you're a civilian now.
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Try to enjoy the fair.
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The ice cream is so cold.
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Now comes
ze innocent frolicking.
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Frolic, frolic, frolic,
frolic, froli--
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Dolly zoom? That's bad.
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Fatberg! Run!
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Ah! Lard!
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Daddy, the fat monster's
coming right for us!
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Oh, you think I can't see that,
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you pint-sized popinjay?!
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It's sucking out
all my fat, Daddy! -
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Don't die on me, son!
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Live, you dimwitted dimwit!
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My beautiful bumbling boy!
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We warned 'em.
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They wouldn't listen.
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Oh, honey.
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Just try to enjoy the fair.
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Lou, I was a fool
not to believe you
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and this sewer-squatting
human hemorrhoid.
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Time to teach
that monster a lesson,
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the only way I know how.
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This here contraption
will smack some sense
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into that mass of goo
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with the power
of 50,000 mega-swats!
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Come and get it, Fatberg!
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It's working.
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The monster's taking the bait!
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Release the smackin'!
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Huh?
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Mmm, mmm.
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Oh, good God.
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It's rakish!
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Hidey-ho! Hey! Ha!
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This is the end for Citizen Lou!
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Aw, honey!
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Just try to enjoy the fair!
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You ain't dying on my watch...
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Chief.
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Hasta la grease-ta!
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No.
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No...!
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The Fatberg had a heart attack.
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But how? It didn't have a heart.
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Not even a creature of pure fat
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could handle
what Homer Simpson was made of.
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So, what are you gonna do now?
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What else?
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I'm going to enjoy the fair.
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It's The Krusty Halloween Special!
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Hey, hey, kids!
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This is my first ever
live Halloween special!
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But not because I'm desperate.
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Comedy audiences can't sense
desperation, can they?
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Can they?
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Can they?!
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We can.
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Okay! We'll be right back
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after Krusty sucks down
a little self-confidence juice.
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Hey, Special K!
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- Great show.
- Are you nuts?
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I'm dying out there!
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This whole special
was your crazy idea.
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Yeah, because you're
in big trouble.
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You think you're the only
late-night kiddie clown on TV?
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There's tons of other shows
aiming for you,
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trying to knock you down
to a 30 share.
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No show has ever gotten
a rating that low!
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And neither will yours.
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Because I made
a great deal for you,
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and it's all gonna pay off
tonight.
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Now you go out there
and you deliver
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that brilliant, cutting-edge
comedy that you're famous for.
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Father Fakakta,
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please yuk-sorcize my daughter.
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Something's happened to her.
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A parody of The Exorcist?
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Now that's fresh!
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We must cleanse her soul.
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With pie!
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I am Satan,
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and I have come for you.
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Oh, the chimp's allowed
to improv, but I'm not?
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I was in the Groundlings
Sunday Company for seven years!
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Somebody save Mel!
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Somebody not me!
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Has anybody on the crew
got a gun?
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Shoot the monkey!
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I better get
a smoke bonus for this.
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This is the best Christmas ever!
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Fantastic segment!
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A man was just maimed for life
by a demonic monkey!
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My face.
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My only face.
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Hey, let me turn that frown
upside down.
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Bingo.
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I don't care what deal you made.
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We got to pull the plug
on this nightmare!
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Are you nuts?!
This thing is huge!
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You're a smash!
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They're puking in Peoria.
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They're retching in Rochester.
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They've got PTSD
in Pickstown, South Dakota!
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Now get back out there.
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Okay. Talking to the kids.
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Now, this always plays.
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Who are you dressed up as,
slugger?
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Why did the monkey
rip the man's face off?
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Will the face go to heaven?
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Cute kids, cute kids.
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You each get a home version.
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So, what's your deal, tiger?
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Downstairs God
is inside my body.
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I am Satan!
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A g-g-g-guest star!
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Bart, is this stupid show
almost over?
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I've been circling
the parking lot for an hour.
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Oh, no polyps.
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Well, that's good news.
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Ow! Oh, my septum!
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I just had
the cocaine hole patched!
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Krusty, I have come to collect
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on a bargain made
on your behalf.
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A deal made by...
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him!
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This is all your fault!
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You wouldn't shut up
about the great deal you made
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because it was with the devil!
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What? No! What?
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The only deal I made was for
this live TV Halloween special.
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I made the deal with him!
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Did I do that?
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You know you did do that!
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I told Mom and Dad
you were in league with Satan,
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but they didn't believe me!
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Nobody likes a tattler.
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Krusty, the only reason
your show has lasted this long
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is because this child
made a deal with me
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to eliminate your competition!
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I had to, Krusty.
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Those other shows were
a threat to you.
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Those stupid high-quality,
educational shows
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with "redeeming social values."
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And I canceled them,
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all so your unfunny schlock-fest
could endure.
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Behold!
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I did always wonder
about the success
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of my unfunny schlock-fest.
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Now, I've fulfilled
my end of the bargain,
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and tonight is
the night I collect
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on what this boy
promised in return--
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your eternal soul.
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Rise,
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educational kids' show
phantoms! -
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Drag Krusty to the Children's
Television Devil's Workshop!
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Gah! Aah! Ow!
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Oh! Ow!
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Stop! Don't drag
Krusty to hell!
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This is all my fault!
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Take me instead!
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Done.
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Do your worst.
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We're going
to teach you forever.
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No, no, not learning!
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Anything but learning!
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¡Ay, caramba...!
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I've never shown anyone this horrific tape...
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until today.
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But now that streaming
has crushed the TV business,
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even the devil
can't save my show.
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It is rough out there.
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I would hate
to be starting today.
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So, you want to buy this?
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Halloween.
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Found footage.
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It's definitely of a moment.
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But is it of this moment?
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What's the "why now?"
of this project?
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In the beginning,
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Earth was green and lush,
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with the occasional asteroid.
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In the middle, decaying
organic matter became oil,
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which became plastic.
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In the end, after centuries
of conspicuous consumption,
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all of Earth had become
a vast, shiny, inorganic desert
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of soda straws, Tic Tac boxes,
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and recycling bins
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called PlasticWorld.
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Ancient Slim Jim!
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Oh, old Gil is eatin'
this month.
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My leader,
tonight we feast on jerky!
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Amidst the post-aplasti-lyptic savagery,
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one visionary leader dreams
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of a sustainable future
for humanity.
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Friends,
ever since I lost my family
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in the avalanche
of Diaper Genie Bag Mountain,
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I've found solace
in the Good Book.
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The book teaches us that humans
once grew real, organic food
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in a strange, dirty substance
known as dirt.
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I truly believe that somewhere,
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underneath all the plastic,
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there is dirt.
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And that is why we dig.
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Hey, Lisa!
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We tunneled down through
a layer of little yellow ducks.
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00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:55,691
But then we hit a vein
of Halloween pumpkin pails.
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But we blasted through it
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00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,930
and found dirt!
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00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:00,700
The prophecy was true!
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00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,836
Let me see it.
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Voilà!
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Davis!
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You got to keep digging.
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Find real dirt.
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Soil!
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I've tried, but there isn't any!
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00:15:13,861 --> 00:15:15,965
The only thing below us
is hundreds of miles
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00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:18,703
of shaky
and unsupported tunnels!
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00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:21,442
Oh!
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00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:22,678
Uh-oh.
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00:15:28,857 --> 00:15:31,194
What is this place?
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00:15:36,672 --> 00:15:38,308
Forever food,
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00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:39,578
everywhere!
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00:15:39,712 --> 00:15:42,450
Pure, uncut Twinkie.
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00:15:44,221 --> 00:15:46,425
This junk food will fill
our bellies for now.
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00:15:46,526 --> 00:15:49,833
But it's just delaying
our inevitable starvation.
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00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,001
We've got to find...
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00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:53,372
Seeds!
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00:15:53,472 --> 00:15:54,474
Sunflower seeds.
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00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,312
We can plant sunflowers.
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00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:56,913
Corn nuts.
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00:15:57,014 --> 00:15:58,616
We can grow corn.
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00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,856
And Funyuns, which must be a...
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00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,392
fun type of onion.
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00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:06,165
All we have to do is find soil
and plant these,
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and humanity will have
a chance to survive.
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The seeds are life.
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00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,345
Or not.
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00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,487
What up, Fugliosa?
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00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:18,557
Bart?
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00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:20,894
I thought you were killed
with Mom and Dad.
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00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,631
Nope, I survived.
318
00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:29,812
Huh?
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00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:32,049
Now I'm a Raider.
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00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,054
And we take what others find.
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00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:36,760
Raider Nation, attack!
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00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:38,062
Bart, no!
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00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:40,433
Take the Ho-Hos and Ding-Dongs
if you must,
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00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,507
but leave the circus peanuts
for us to plant
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00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,009
to grow a better tomorrow.
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00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:48,517
I will not let you destroy
our future.
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00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,519
Will, too.
328
00:16:49,652 --> 00:16:50,754
Will not!
329
00:16:50,787 --> 00:16:51,956
- Not, not, not!
- Too, too, too!
330
00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:53,794
Bart, Lisa,
331
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:54,828
play nice!
332
00:16:54,929 --> 00:16:56,398
Mom! Dad!
333
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,035
How are you alive?
334
00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,572
Funny story.
335
00:16:59,605 --> 00:17:03,646
We fell into a pool
of searing hot nuclear waste.
336
00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:07,220
The molten radioactive plastic
bonded with our DNA,
337
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:09,792
months and months of horrible,
indescribable agony,
338
00:17:09,825 --> 00:17:11,930
and, uh, here we are.
339
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:14,400
We're better than ever.
340
00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:17,373
You-- You're plastic.
341
00:17:17,975 --> 00:17:22,350
Mmm. Polyvinylidene chloride.
342
00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:25,557
There's food everywhere
when you're a Plazz.
343
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:27,327
"Plazz"?
344
00:17:27,393 --> 00:17:28,997
That sounds
a little problematic.
345
00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:31,570
We can call ourselves that,
but you can't.
346
00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:32,804
It's paradise.
347
00:17:32,838 --> 00:17:34,875
No more scrounging for crumbs.
348
00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:37,414
We wipe ourselves clean
with a damp cloth.
349
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,986
The only problem is
we can't have babies.
350
00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:42,490
But we can still have fun.
351
00:17:42,525 --> 00:17:44,127
So if you hear some squeakin',
352
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,997
don't come a-peekin'.
353
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:50,840
Why don't you join us?
354
00:17:50,941 --> 00:17:53,112
Just take a dip
in the nuclear pond,
355
00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:54,716
liquefy your innards,
356
00:17:54,816 --> 00:17:57,119
and become pure forever plastic,
357
00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:58,021
like us.
358
00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,859
Everybody in the pool!
359
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,461
Fellas?
360
00:18:02,263 --> 00:18:04,400
No! You're not human anymore!
361
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:07,641
You're just flip-flops
with eyes and opinions.
362
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,912
Humanity has to survive.
363
00:18:10,012 --> 00:18:14,253
Be like us. Be like us.
364
00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:18,228
No, Mom, no!
365
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,669
Doll face!
366
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:24,141
Why... won't... you... cry?
367
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,880
That doesn't work anymore, son.
368
00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:28,850
I'm as smooth as G.I. Joe
369
00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:31,221
and as hairless as Ken.
370
00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:36,031
Every bag-burning bad boy knows
371
00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:39,470
that plastic's natural enemy
is fire!
372
00:18:42,177 --> 00:18:45,349
Still so good.
373
00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:50,059
Ooh.
374
00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:52,430
Not helping, Bart!
375
00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:00,179
Haw-haw!
376
00:19:00,212 --> 00:19:03,385
You're kissing forever.
377
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:05,657
They're hot.
378
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:06,926
Flamin' hot!
379
00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:12,370
Come on, kids.
380
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:15,075
You wouldn't kill your mother's
boyfriend, would you?
381
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:16,812
Whoever dealt it,
382
00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,817
melt it.
383
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:27,568
We did it! We're alive!
384
00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,303
Uh, with no food.
385
00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,341
Well, Bart, I guess this is it.
386
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,414
You and I are
the end of humanity.
387
00:19:41,127 --> 00:19:42,097
Oh, my God.
388
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:44,067
Mom and Dad were plastic,
389
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,973
but somehow they created
new life.
390
00:19:47,107 --> 00:19:48,843
An innocent baby.
391
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,246
That should be easy to kill.
392
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:52,383
- Hey!
- No, no, don't you see?
393
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,522
Even though
she's made of plastic,
394
00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:59,497
this baby is the next
evolutionary phase of humanity.
395
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,671
This world doesn't belong
to us anymore--
396
00:20:02,705 --> 00:20:04,608
it belongs to her.
397
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:07,714
And so plastic life took over the world...
398
00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:09,852
and thrived.
399
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,392
We kept the humans alive
for as long as we could,
400
00:20:13,426 --> 00:20:15,263
sheltering them on reservations
401
00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:17,868
and naming sports teams
after them.
402
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,872
Eventually, they died out.
403
00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:21,643
But we pay tribute to them,
404
00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:24,882
because, through
their mindless consumption,
405
00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:28,623
humanity created
a perfect world.
406
00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:32,998
♪ And I say to myself ♪
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00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:39,277
♪ What a wonderful world... ♪
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♪ Red roses, too ♪
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00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:58,917
♪ I see them bloom ♪
415
00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:01,154
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00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:04,662
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00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:11,509
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