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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,519 --> 00:00:02,543 - How you livin'? - What? 2 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:03,609 - How you livin'? - What? 3 00:00:03,688 --> 00:00:06,486 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:06,557 --> 00:00:10,550 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 5 00:00:10,628 --> 00:00:14,587 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:18,033 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:22,801 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 8 00:00:22,874 --> 00:00:25,502 ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ 9 00:00:25,576 --> 00:00:27,737 ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ 10 00:00:27,812 --> 00:00:30,280 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 11 00:00:30,348 --> 00:00:31,872 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 12 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,076 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 13 00:00:34,152 --> 00:00:36,120 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 14 00:00:36,187 --> 00:00:38,212 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 15 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:40,621 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 16 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:43,160 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 17 00:00:43,227 --> 00:00:44,819 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 18 00:00:44,896 --> 00:00:46,864 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 19 00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:48,626 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 20 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,395 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 21 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:53,369 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 22 00:00:53,438 --> 00:00:55,463 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 23 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:57,872 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 24 00:00:57,942 --> 00:01:01,378 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 25 00:01:01,446 --> 00:01:03,573 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 26 00:01:08,052 --> 00:01:10,850 ♪♪ [Fanfare] 27 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:20,289 Black innovators have often failed to get the credit they deserve... 28 00:01:20,365 --> 00:01:24,563 for their brilliant work in creating the society we live in today. 29 00:01:24,635 --> 00:01:28,071 ♪♪ [Jazz] 30 00:01:28,139 --> 00:01:32,269 [Man Narrating] In July of 1923, Homer Mix... "Ho"for short... 31 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:36,279 while enjoying himself at a local dance, made a trendsetting discovery. 32 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:38,338 - You clumsy ox! - Hey, I'm sorry. 33 00:01:38,416 --> 00:01:40,714 - ♪♪ [Stops] - [All] Ho! 34 00:01:40,785 --> 00:01:44,152 - Sorry. - ♪♪ [Resumes] 35 00:01:44,222 --> 00:01:47,055 - ♪♪ [Stops] - Ho! 36 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:49,593 - Hey, I'm sorry. Chips! - [Scratching] 37 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,821 Chips. 38 00:01:51,896 --> 00:01:53,830 [Scratches] 39 00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:57,197 [Narrator] It was at that moment that Homer realized he was on to something. 40 00:01:57,268 --> 00:02:00,999 [Scratching] 41 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:16,117 - ♪♪ [Jazz] - [Scratching] 42 00:02:16,187 --> 00:02:19,418 - Everybody, say, Ho! - Ho! 43 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:22,084 - Say, Ho, Ho! - Ho, Ho! 44 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,720 - Say, Ho, Ho, Ho! - Ho, Ho, Ho! 45 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:28,994 - Everybody, scream! - [Screaming] 46 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:33,400 [Narrator] So today we salute Homer Mix, the inventor of scratching. 47 00:02:35,173 --> 00:02:39,371 I'm David Alan Grier, and this has been a Great Moment in Black History. 48 00:02:40,378 --> 00:02:43,313 ♪♪ [Fanfare] 49 00:02:50,054 --> 00:02:53,182 Hi. I'm Faye Griffin, reporting live outside the Piggly Wiggly... 50 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:57,785 where Reverend Al Sharpton is entering his third hour of a hunger strike. 51 00:02:57,862 --> 00:03:01,195 Yes. JesseJackson is not the only political figure... 52 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:05,201 who can participate in a hunger strike and get his face on the news. 53 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,760 I have chained myself to this railing... 54 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:13,175 and will not eat until black "aminals" get the respect that they are due. 55 00:03:13,244 --> 00:03:17,180 Black animals? Isn't your strike in support of Reverend Jackson's hunger strike? 56 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:20,684 [Gurgles] No, I'm striking for something much more important... 57 00:03:20,751 --> 00:03:24,152 the representation of black animals on film and television. 58 00:03:24,222 --> 00:03:28,818 Now, have you ever noticed, black dogs don't get to do Chuckwagon commercials? 59 00:03:28,893 --> 00:03:31,293 Why? 'Cause they're black! 60 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:34,854 Black birds, black cats, even black "willow" spiders... 61 00:03:34,932 --> 00:03:38,197 always depicted as vicious, attacking creatures. 62 00:03:39,604 --> 00:03:42,300 And it's a shame what they did to my brother Big Bird. 63 00:03:42,373 --> 00:03:44,568 Are you saying that Big Bird is black? 64 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:47,577 Oh, most definitely. He's octoroon, high yellow, passing... 65 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,875 and that still counts! 66 00:03:49,947 --> 00:03:52,279 Oh, see? L-I can resist. 67 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:55,751 Yes, Al Sharpton has agreed to stay away from the feed. 68 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:58,789 There you have it. Al Sharpton will continue his hunger strike. 69 00:03:58,856 --> 00:04:00,790 - I'm reporting... - See... 70 00:04:00,858 --> 00:04:04,191 we must take whatever steps are necessary... 71 00:04:04,262 --> 00:04:06,958 - to stand together in solidarity. - Right. 72 00:04:07,031 --> 00:04:10,125 You cannot divorce the deviled egg from the chicken. 73 00:04:10,201 --> 00:04:14,137 You cannot stir buttered grits without a spoon. 74 00:04:14,205 --> 00:04:17,174 - You cannot eat greens unless they collard. - That's right. 75 00:04:17,241 --> 00:04:19,732 That is why I stand strong... 76 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:23,041 in this my third hour of hunger strike. 77 00:04:23,114 --> 00:04:25,742 - What is he talkin' about, girl? - I don't know, but he makin' me hungry. 78 00:04:25,816 --> 00:04:27,977 That's right, my brother. Stand on common ground. 79 00:04:28,052 --> 00:04:30,043 Speakin' of ground beef... 80 00:04:30,121 --> 00:04:32,316 if y'all will take a look over there... 81 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:36,318 you, uh, will see... 82 00:04:36,394 --> 00:04:39,090 that, uh, the pork chops are not quite tender. 83 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:43,697 Now, if y'all will turn and face that way... 84 00:04:43,768 --> 00:04:48,728 uh, you will see that the sourdough bread... 85 00:04:48,806 --> 00:04:51,001 need just a little bit more butter. 86 00:04:52,176 --> 00:04:56,272 Now, what we need to do is cover our eyes... 87 00:04:57,481 --> 00:05:00,382 and... [Grunts] Ooh! 88 00:05:00,451 --> 00:05:02,578 Support black animals. 89 00:05:03,688 --> 00:05:06,248 Al Sharpton seems to be standing strong. 90 00:05:06,324 --> 00:05:09,088 - Reporting live from the Piggly Wiggly... - Hey! That's my doughnut! 91 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,152 Oh, I thought you on a hunger strike. Al Sharpton's cheating! 92 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,995 - [Reporter] What are you doin'? - I have been falsely accused! 93 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:19,901 - What you see is a setup manipulated by my adversaries. - What adversaries? 94 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:24,374 In the words of our esteemed and "conspiracized" hero, Mike Tyson... 95 00:05:24,442 --> 00:05:26,433 [High-pitched] "All these charges are 'ludicrisp."' 96 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:29,104 Uh, Reverend Al, there seems to be some cream on your mouth. 97 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:31,114 - Did I get it? - No, it's on the other side. 98 00:05:31,182 --> 00:05:33,116 - Hey! - He cheated, man! 99 00:05:33,184 --> 00:05:36,176 - [Crowd Shouting] - Well, that's the story here. 100 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:39,654 The hunger strike continues for some and not for others. 101 00:05:39,724 --> 00:05:42,215 Call the newspapers. I have a statement to make! 102 00:05:42,293 --> 00:05:44,352 Desiree lied! Free Mike Tyson! 103 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,362 Uh, speakin' ofTyson chicken, uh... 104 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:50,093 I'm FayeJackson, signing off. You heard it first... Channel 11 Fox News. 105 00:05:51,202 --> 00:05:53,193 It is a day of... 106 00:05:54,305 --> 00:05:56,239 [Man] Okay. Roll the drums. 107 00:05:56,307 --> 00:05:58,969 - ♪♪ [Reggae] - ♪♪ [Man Singing] 108 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,733 ♪♪ [Ends] 109 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,297 [Man] The following is a public service announcement. 110 00:07:05,376 --> 00:07:10,336 This is what a man with a full head of healthy, natural hair looks like. 111 00:07:10,414 --> 00:07:12,405 Full, thick... 112 00:07:12,483 --> 00:07:14,474 flowing, perfect. 113 00:07:14,552 --> 00:07:17,077 Now, this is what you look like. 114 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,224 [Chattering] 115 00:07:33,938 --> 00:07:35,906 Full head of hair... 116 00:07:37,675 --> 00:07:39,006 You. 117 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:44,746 [Whirring] 118 00:07:44,815 --> 00:07:48,876 Reality check. No one thinks you have hair. 119 00:07:48,953 --> 00:07:50,716 [Laughing] 120 00:07:50,788 --> 00:07:52,949 For God's sake, stop it. 121 00:07:55,926 --> 00:07:59,259 [Man] This has been a public service announcement for your own good. 122 00:08:01,799 --> 00:08:04,962 [Man] This week, In Living Color asks the question... 123 00:08:05,035 --> 00:08:08,027 what if Archie Bunker were black? 124 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,631 Hey, Edith! 125 00:08:11,709 --> 00:08:13,836 Edith, get out here, will ya? 126 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:17,039 Oh, Archie, you're home! 127 00:08:19,784 --> 00:08:24,187 - How was your day? - It sucked. Munson was dissing me all day there. 128 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:26,382 - He's lucky I didn't whack him. - Oh! 129 00:08:26,457 --> 00:08:29,551 Edith, where's my eight ball? I don't see a malt liquor in your hand there. 130 00:08:29,627 --> 00:08:31,618 Don't you remember, Archie? 131 00:08:31,695 --> 00:08:34,892 They burned down the liquor stores during the riots. 132 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:38,696 Will you stifle yourself? That was a civil unrest, and don't you forget it! 133 00:08:40,037 --> 00:08:42,972 - What's for dinner? - Oh, your favorite, Archie. 134 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,440 Macaroni and the government cheese. 135 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:48,910 Geez, Edith. You know what the government cheese does to me. 136 00:08:48,979 --> 00:08:52,380 I spend more time on the throne than Queen Latifah there! 137 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,440 Say, where's Gloria and the Ham-hock-head? 138 00:08:54,518 --> 00:08:58,079 Oh, they're out volunteering at the Rainbow Coalition. 139 00:08:58,155 --> 00:09:00,919 Aw, geez. The Rainbow Coalition. 140 00:09:00,991 --> 00:09:03,459 What's Jackson doin' cavorting with them blue-eyed devils? 141 00:09:03,527 --> 00:09:05,757 Why can't he be more like your Louis "Fairycan"? 142 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:08,230 Oh, that's Farrakhan, Archie. 143 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:10,790 Whatever! 144 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:13,302 By the way, Edith, what up with the hair? 145 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:17,238 Oh, it's my new braids, Archie. How do you like it? 146 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:21,574 Oh, geez. I'm married to the African dingbat over here. 147 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:25,638 Oh, you're upset, Archie. Why don't you sit down? 148 00:09:25,716 --> 00:09:29,948 - I will, Edith, just as soon as you answer me one question. - Anything, Archie. 149 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:32,113 Where the hell's my chair? 150 00:09:32,189 --> 00:09:36,592 Oh, I forgot to tell you. They repossessed it today. 151 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,255 - Repossessed? By who? - Who else? The white man. 152 00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:42,424 Those honky bastards! 153 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,696 Those mayonnaise monkeys! Those Volvo jockeys! 154 00:09:45,769 --> 00:09:49,637 Don't be prejudiced, Archie. They're people, just like us. 155 00:09:49,707 --> 00:09:53,404 In fact, two white people just moved in next door. 156 00:09:53,477 --> 00:09:56,469 Oh, geez. There goes the hood. 157 00:09:58,082 --> 00:10:00,516 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 158 00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:05,351 ♪♪ [Men Singing] 159 00:10:34,585 --> 00:10:37,262 ♪♪ [Ends] 160 00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:44,726 Am I crazy, or is that... 161 00:10:44,803 --> 00:10:48,295 Oh, my God. It is! It's Mr. Rogers! 162 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,671 Come on. Let's go introduce ourselves. 163 00:10:50,742 --> 00:10:52,835 - I don't know. - Oh, come on. 164 00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:55,004 Excuse me. 165 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,480 You're Mr. Rogers, right? 166 00:10:57,549 --> 00:11:00,279 Why, yes, I am. 167 00:11:00,352 --> 00:11:02,343 Hello, neighbor. 168 00:11:02,421 --> 00:11:05,584 Hi! Oh, my gosh. I don't know what to say. 169 00:11:05,657 --> 00:11:07,784 L-l-l... I grew up watching you... 170 00:11:07,859 --> 00:11:10,987 and-and I just really think you have made such a wonderful contribution. 171 00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:13,361 It's just so nice to meet you. 172 00:11:13,432 --> 00:11:17,027 I'm glad to meet you too. 173 00:11:17,102 --> 00:11:20,833 To see that I've helped shape little girls into women like you... 174 00:11:20,906 --> 00:11:24,342 just gives me such a warm feeling in my heart. 175 00:11:24,409 --> 00:11:27,242 And my shorts are on fire. 176 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,712 What... What was that? 177 00:11:29,781 --> 00:11:31,715 What I mean to say was... 178 00:11:31,783 --> 00:11:35,651 Iookin' at those beautiful hooters makes me want to stick my face in there and go... 179 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,950 [Raspberry] 180 00:11:38,023 --> 00:11:40,423 I don't believe it! What are you, some kind of pervert? 181 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:44,553 Can you say, "Spank me like a bad puppy"? 182 00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:48,224 - No, but I can say police. Come on, Gayle. - [Scoffs] 183 00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:52,562 Go ahead. Tell anyone you want to. 184 00:11:52,637 --> 00:11:54,628 They'll never believe ya. 185 00:11:56,374 --> 00:11:58,365 I'm Mr. Rogers. 186 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:02,906 There ya go. 187 00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:04,915 [Laughing] Wow. 188 00:12:04,983 --> 00:12:07,645 You're Mr. Rogers. 189 00:12:07,719 --> 00:12:09,744 I grew up watching you. 190 00:12:09,821 --> 00:12:13,814 Well, I've been watching you too. [Laughs] 191 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,928 - Would you like to see my puppet? - Sure. 192 00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:26,697 - Oh! - Oh, there he is. He's Prince Henry. 193 00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:31,902 [High-pitched] Oh, hi! What a pretty dress you have on. 194 00:12:31,977 --> 00:12:34,172 Well, thank you, Prince Henry. 195 00:12:34,246 --> 00:12:36,407 You know, in my kingdom... 196 00:12:36,481 --> 00:12:39,314 I'm the inspector of all fabrics. 197 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,875 [Laughs] Oh. 198 00:12:41,953 --> 00:12:46,083 Oh, my goodness. What a splendid garb! 199 00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:48,092 Oh, what do you call this? 200 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,151 Oh, it's just a blend of... 201 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,219 Hey! Prince Henry. 202 00:12:52,297 --> 00:12:54,891 Let me show you how I fluff Lady Elaine's pillows. 203 00:12:56,535 --> 00:12:59,231 Let me just check these out. 204 00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:03,498 Lorenzo's Oil Massage. 205 00:13:06,178 --> 00:13:09,409 Poundhog Day? 206 00:13:09,481 --> 00:13:13,781 These are porno tapes! And my little Bobby watches you every day! 207 00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:16,980 That's nice. Give him this for me. 208 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:24,656 Oh! Get off of me... 209 00:13:24,729 --> 00:13:27,095 you animal! 210 00:13:27,165 --> 00:13:29,497 Yo. Yo, is there a problem? 211 00:13:29,568 --> 00:13:32,696 - No problem. - [Grunts] 212 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:36,707 [Gasps] Man, are you crazy, man? I'm gonna call the cops, man! 213 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,744 Hey, you just can't go around hitting people. 214 00:13:39,811 --> 00:13:43,247 Oh, I'm not just hittin' people. Watch. 215 00:13:43,315 --> 00:13:45,715 [Grunting] 216 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,382 - Hi there, Mr. Bra Strap. - [Snaps] 217 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,448 What's goin' on? What's goin' on? 218 00:13:54,526 --> 00:13:58,087 - So, where is he at? - There he is. That's the guy. 219 00:13:58,163 --> 00:14:01,929 Oh, man. This is fanta... Mr. Rogers, man. 220 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,901 - You're Mr. Rogers? - Well, thank you, Officer. 221 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,961 Oh, man. This is fantastic, man. 222 00:14:07,038 --> 00:14:09,802 My kids watch you every day. 223 00:14:09,874 --> 00:14:13,310 You know what? I'd be a big hero if you could give me an autograph. 224 00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:16,870 Oh, give me a break. Mr. Rogers made lewd, lewd comments to us. 225 00:14:16,948 --> 00:14:19,075 Mr. Rogers attacked me. 226 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,209 Mr. Rogers kicked my ass. 227 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:28,725 I think somebody's living in the land of make-believe. 228 00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:32,923 ♪ When you lie it makes me mad ♪ 229 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:36,957 ♪ When you fib I just can't be glad ♪♪ 230 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:41,004 [Groans] 231 00:14:41,072 --> 00:14:44,200 I think these youngsters could use some guidance. 232 00:14:44,276 --> 00:14:46,210 All right. Come on. Come with me. 233 00:14:46,278 --> 00:14:48,212 Embarrassing Mr. Rogers... 234 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,942 You should be ashamed of yourselves. This man is a national treasure. 235 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,678 Thanks a lot. I'll take care of it. All right. Everybody, into the car. 236 00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:55,811 - Wait a minute. He... - Come on! No more of this. 237 00:14:57,756 --> 00:15:00,589 Hello, hooker. 238 00:15:00,659 --> 00:15:05,187 I want to go all the way around the neighborhood tonight. 239 00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:07,663 Hey, are you really Mr. Rogers? 240 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,724 No, of course not, but, uh, the money's real. 241 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:13,761 Let's go get it on, neighbor. 242 00:15:18,143 --> 00:15:21,078 What's up? What's up, everyone? I'm Jossie, coming back at you again. 243 00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:24,274 This time we're here with someone who's been on the show before. 244 00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,340 He's here again. We all love him. 245 00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:29,717 Please put your hands together for Uptown/M.C.A. Recording artist... 246 00:15:29,788 --> 00:15:32,552 Heavy "D" and the Boyz, singing "Truthful." 247 00:15:32,624 --> 00:15:34,854 - Yeah! - Yeah! 248 00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:36,951 - A'ight, a'ight, a'ight. - Come on, y'all. 249 00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:39,519 - That's right. Get up, y'all! - Everybody, get out of them seats. 250 00:15:39,597 --> 00:15:42,361 - Come on. Get out of them seats! - Yo, yo. Get up now. 251 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,664 - Check it out, y'all. - Just stand up out of those seats. 252 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:47,466 Throw your hands in the air like this. Come on. Come on. 253 00:15:47,539 --> 00:15:51,669 Come on! Uh! Check it out. Here we go. 254 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,337 - ♪♪ [Woman Singing] - Yeah! Check it out. 255 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,346 Come on, y'all. 256 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,850 Say what? Say what? 257 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,386 Everybody, throw your hands in the air. 258 00:16:02,454 --> 00:16:04,581 Come on. Throw your hands in the air! 259 00:16:04,656 --> 00:16:07,022 - Come on! - Throw your hands in the air! 260 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,185 - Uh! Uh! Uh! - Check it out. Check it out. 261 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,228 Check it out. Check it out. 262 00:16:11,296 --> 00:16:15,198 ♪♪ [Rapping] 263 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,966 Come on. Truthful! 264 00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:53,162 Come on. Dance. Come on. Come on. 265 00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:55,172 Yeah, everybody. Huh! 266 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,300 - Everybody, come on. Come on. - ♪♪ [Woman Singing] 267 00:16:58,376 --> 00:17:01,834 - All the ladies, say yeah! - Yeah! 268 00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:04,711 - Yeah! - Yeah! 269 00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:06,717 Yeah. 270 00:17:06,785 --> 00:17:08,719 Come on, Heav. One time! 271 00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:11,654 ♪♪ [Rapping] 272 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,651 - Yeah. Check it out, y'all. - Uh. 273 00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:53,492 I want everybody in the house to check this out. Just sway like this. 274 00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:56,432 Come on, everybody. Everybody, just sway. 275 00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,526 - Uh, uh, uh. - And bounce. Just sway. 276 00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,299 And bounce. Come on. Just sway. 277 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,203 - And bounce. Yeah. - Check it. 278 00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:06,437 Check it out, y'all. Check it out, y'all. Come on, Heavy. 279 00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:10,747 Yeah. Check it. 280 00:18:10,815 --> 00:18:13,283 Go, Heavy! Go, Heavy! 281 00:18:13,351 --> 00:18:16,878 Go, Heavy! Go, Heavy! 282 00:18:18,356 --> 00:18:23,692 ♪♪ [Woman Singing] 283 00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:26,423 Hey! 284 00:18:26,498 --> 00:18:29,467 ♪♪ [Rapping] 285 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,619 - Yeah, check it out. - One more time. Yeah. 286 00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:53,851 Bounce to the beat, y'all. To the beat, y'all. 287 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,325 - Bounce to the beat, y'all. To the beat, y'all. - Uh. Uh. 288 00:18:56,394 --> 00:18:58,954 - Bounce to the beat, y'all. To the beat, y'all. - What? What? 289 00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:01,055 Bounce to the beat, y'all. To the beat, y'all. 290 00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:03,362 Bounce to the beat, y'all. Yeah. 24163

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