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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,519 --> 00:00:02,884 - How you livin'? - What? 2 00:00:02,954 --> 00:00:04,421 - How you livin'? - What? 3 00:00:04,489 --> 00:00:06,047 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:06,124 --> 00:00:10,220 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 5 00:00:10,295 --> 00:00:14,561 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:14,632 --> 00:00:18,432 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:18,503 --> 00:00:22,769 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,468 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 9 00:00:25,543 --> 00:00:27,704 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 10 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:30,247 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 11 00:00:30,315 --> 00:00:31,839 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 12 00:00:31,916 --> 00:00:34,043 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 13 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,086 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 14 00:00:36,154 --> 00:00:38,179 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 15 00:00:38,256 --> 00:00:40,247 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 16 00:00:40,325 --> 00:00:42,520 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 17 00:00:42,593 --> 00:00:44,561 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 18 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:46,722 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 19 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:48,163 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 20 00:00:48,232 --> 00:00:49,927 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 21 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:53,232 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 22 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,329 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 23 00:00:55,406 --> 00:00:58,307 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 24 00:00:58,376 --> 00:01:00,708 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 25 00:01:00,778 --> 00:01:03,246 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪♪ 26 00:01:07,852 --> 00:01:10,719 Anybody moves and you dead! 27 00:01:10,788 --> 00:01:13,120 I say we waste 'em all right now. 28 00:01:13,191 --> 00:01:16,058 [Man Narrating] 237 people... 29 00:01:16,127 --> 00:01:18,925 trapped by international terrorists. 30 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:23,057 They had no hope. That is, until... 31 00:01:23,134 --> 00:01:27,969 - Eh. - [Narrator]Jackée is passenger 227. 32 00:01:28,039 --> 00:01:29,973 Drop 'em. 33 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:33,010 All right. You make one move, and I'll blow your head off. 34 00:01:33,077 --> 00:01:35,568 Oh, I like the sound of that. 35 00:01:35,646 --> 00:01:37,807 Oh, look. I broke a nail. 36 00:01:37,882 --> 00:01:41,374 Anybody got a Lee Press-on? Where's Mary? 37 00:01:41,452 --> 00:01:43,420 Who the hell are you? 38 00:01:43,488 --> 00:01:46,753 Oh, I'm Sandra, airline security. 39 00:01:46,824 --> 00:01:52,091 Now, what's a good-looking terrorist like you doing hijacking a plane like this? 40 00:01:52,163 --> 00:01:55,724 Airline security? What is this, some kind of a joke or something? 41 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,961 No, it's your worst nightmare. 42 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,060 But if you play your cards right... 43 00:02:00,138 --> 00:02:03,801 it might be your dream come true, tall, dark and handsome. 44 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,400 Eh, I get off at 8:00. 45 00:02:06,477 --> 00:02:09,469 Look. I have an idea. 46 00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:11,879 I'll keep them covered, you go down and de-fuel the plane... 47 00:02:11,949 --> 00:02:14,645 and then when it's low enough, jump out of the baggage compartment... 48 00:02:14,719 --> 00:02:18,280 run to the control tower and tell them what's going on here. 49 00:02:18,356 --> 00:02:20,449 Then you can come back and save the day. 50 00:02:20,525 --> 00:02:23,619 Are you crazy? You been watching too many Wesley Snipes movies. 51 00:02:23,694 --> 00:02:26,390 - Who? - You know Wes... 52 00:02:26,464 --> 00:02:28,864 Tall, dark and... Never mind. 53 00:02:28,933 --> 00:02:31,993 You just make yourself useful, get somebody a pillow or something. 54 00:02:33,037 --> 00:02:35,699 We have you now, funny, sitcom woman. 55 00:02:35,773 --> 00:02:40,267 - Look what you did. - Now the shoe's on the other foot, Miss Airline Security. 56 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:42,403 [Phone Buzzes] 57 00:02:44,348 --> 00:02:47,476 Hello? It's the control tower. 58 00:02:47,552 --> 00:02:50,487 Now it's time to meet my demands. 59 00:02:50,555 --> 00:02:54,924 I want $100,000 cash. I want a passports. And l... 60 00:02:56,327 --> 00:02:59,819 Hold on a second, there's another call coming through. 61 00:02:59,897 --> 00:03:02,092 Hello? 62 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:04,828 - It's for you. - Oh. 63 00:03:04,902 --> 00:03:08,463 Hello? Oh, hey, Mary. It's... Oh. 64 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:11,565 No, I didn't teach your daughter to do that thing with her tongue. 65 00:03:11,642 --> 00:03:13,735 I think Rose did. 66 00:03:13,811 --> 00:03:17,303 No, I don't think so, but I'll ask him anyway. Bye, Mary. 67 00:03:18,816 --> 00:03:22,513 Now, uh, would you be interested in, uh, having dinner? 68 00:03:22,587 --> 00:03:24,680 I have no time for you, lady. 69 00:03:24,755 --> 00:03:28,316 Oh, how dare you! In that case. 70 00:03:28,392 --> 00:03:30,724 Oh, look over there. 71 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:34,458 - [Yells] - Eh. 72 00:03:34,532 --> 00:03:37,092 [Narrator] Coming this fall from Fox. 73 00:03:37,168 --> 00:03:41,229 Jackée is passenger 227. 74 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:46,466 I'm Cathy Williams for Fox News here at the White House. 75 00:03:46,544 --> 00:03:50,913 We're talking with Milt Kellerman, President Clinton's lead economic adviser. 76 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:54,543 Tell me, Mr. Kellerman, what is the main focus of the committee going to be... 77 00:03:54,619 --> 00:03:57,281 during this next fiscal year? 78 00:03:57,355 --> 00:04:02,088 Well, Cathy. Things aren't going to be as simple as they seem at first. 79 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:05,356 There are a lot of factors to be taken into account. 80 00:04:05,429 --> 00:04:09,923 Whenever you're going to try to balance the budget, there are several ways to do it. 81 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:12,663 Now, we're going to have to concentrate on the approaches... 82 00:04:12,737 --> 00:04:18,642 that will best suit the American people without compromising the current financial security. 83 00:04:18,709 --> 00:04:23,772 Tell me, will there be large cuts in Medicaid and Social Security? 84 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:26,078 Well, now, that's a very complicated question. 85 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:31,144 Although there will have to be some substantial cuts in government aided programs... 86 00:04:31,222 --> 00:04:35,556 there will also be tax breaks for the elderly in need. 87 00:04:35,626 --> 00:04:38,026 Now, I'm not saying that this is going to be easy. 88 00:04:38,095 --> 00:04:40,120 There are sacrifices that need to be made. 89 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,165 But if we all pull together... 90 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:46,727 I truly believe we can bring this to a conclusion that's amenable to all parties. 91 00:04:46,804 --> 00:04:51,969 Your critics say that these are the exact same policies that have failed in the past. 92 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:53,977 How would you respond to that? 93 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:57,446 Well, now, I've addressed this point over and over again. 94 00:04:57,515 --> 00:04:59,779 The issue is not what has failed in the past... 95 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:02,944 but what will work in the future. 96 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:07,855 You know, we want to stop worrying about what is behind us and look ahead. 97 00:05:07,925 --> 00:05:11,986 Last week, the Dow plummeted 80 points. 98 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:16,056 Are you concerned with the current volatile state of the stock market? 99 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:19,796 Well, now, what we're seeing is a short-term readjustment. 100 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:22,862 The stock market is traditionally influenced by world events. 101 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:26,706 Recent troubles in the Middle East, the decline of the Deutsche Mark... 102 00:05:26,777 --> 00:05:30,110 you're bound to see some temporary instability. 103 00:05:30,181 --> 00:05:33,617 What sort of a timetable are we looking at here? 104 00:05:33,684 --> 00:05:35,675 Well, these things can't be rushed. 105 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:39,416 You must be patient. Let the current recession run its course. 106 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:44,587 And then we will be ready to tackle this p-problem with total equanimity. 107 00:05:44,662 --> 00:05:50,157 In closing, Mr. Kellerman, can this plan work? Can this council make a difference? 108 00:05:50,234 --> 00:05:52,168 [Chuckles] Well, let me just say this. 109 00:05:52,236 --> 00:05:55,262 We know that there are people out there who are hurting. 110 00:05:55,339 --> 00:05:57,500 I can stand up here all day and say... 111 00:05:57,575 --> 00:05:59,509 "Things are going to get better." 112 00:05:59,577 --> 00:06:03,536 But see, that's not going to help that man in Trenton, New Jersey... 113 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,673 who just lost his job. 114 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:08,742 We'll put our best minds to the task and then run it up the flagpole... 115 00:06:08,819 --> 00:06:10,753 and see if it's wearing panties. 116 00:06:10,821 --> 00:06:14,450 Thank you, Mr. Kellerman. We certainly wish you luck with that. 117 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:18,689 This is Cathy Williams reporting from the White House. 118 00:06:24,101 --> 00:06:26,899 [Male Announcer] Welcome to The Dysfunctional Home Show. 119 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:30,202 Now here's your host, Grandpa Jack McGee. 120 00:06:31,709 --> 00:06:35,509 Hi. How's it going? 121 00:06:35,579 --> 00:06:38,104 It's good to have you back again. 122 00:06:41,285 --> 00:06:45,745 Guess what. It's my little girl's wedding day. 123 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:50,988 And I'm gonna show you how you can throw a dysfunctional wedding... 124 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:55,795 in the privacy of your own home. 125 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:58,357 [Belches] 126 00:06:58,436 --> 00:07:01,769 'Cause you gotta learn how sometime. 127 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:06,435 Now, it's customary for the father... [Grunting] 128 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:12,779 For the father to make peace with the groom. 129 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:17,253 Hey, Tyrell! Come here, Tyrell! 130 00:07:17,321 --> 00:07:19,414 - Come here, son. Where are you? - Hey, hey, hey, man. 131 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:22,823 Don't be callin' my name all out loud. I got police looking for me, man. 132 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:26,385 - Why don't you chill a little? - Hey, cool it, jack. 133 00:07:26,464 --> 00:07:28,898 I know the gang sign. 134 00:07:32,269 --> 00:07:37,297 Listen, son. I just want you to know that I love you. 135 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:40,537 I think you're a hell of a guy... 136 00:07:40,611 --> 00:07:42,545 and I hope you have lots of luck... 137 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:46,879 with my beautiful, innocent daughter. 138 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:50,148 You black bastard, I'll kill you. 139 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:53,315 - Hey, hey... - I'll kill you! I'll kill him! 140 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,324 I'll kill him! 141 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,328 Oh, you want to fight, yeah? 142 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:03,628 Y'all wanna fight? Come on, you crazy... 143 00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:05,692 Places, everyone. We're ready to get started. 144 00:08:08,272 --> 00:08:12,766 - Where's the music? - Hey, don't you worry about that, Father. 145 00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:14,902 I got it under control. 146 00:08:17,515 --> 00:08:21,349 And a one, and a two... 147 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,784 ♪ Take one down Pass it around ♪ 148 00:08:23,854 --> 00:08:25,788 ♪ Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall ♪♪ 149 00:08:25,856 --> 00:08:30,589 Not that one, you tired, old piece of cow! 150 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:36,031 I know what song to sing, you loser! 151 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,898 ♪♪ [Electric Piano] 152 00:08:38,969 --> 00:08:42,234 ♪ Here comes the bride ♪ 153 00:08:42,306 --> 00:08:45,935 ♪ All dressed in white ♪♪ 154 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:50,037 Dressed in white? Who are you tryin' to fool? 155 00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:53,447 [Laughing] 156 00:08:54,919 --> 00:08:59,219 Isn't she a vision of loveliness? 157 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:03,056 Daddy's precious little Buddha. 158 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:08,087 This is the happiest day of my entire... [Gags] 159 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:14,634 Of my entire... [Gags] 160 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,908 [Hacks] 161 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:26,708 - Get out of here! - The bride and groom have elected to write their own vows. 162 00:09:26,784 --> 00:09:28,718 Oh, yeah. 163 00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:30,720 Uh, Tyrell, I think you're great. 164 00:09:30,788 --> 00:09:35,282 Uh, and I promise to stop chewing loud and making you mad. 165 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:40,023 And I promise not to sleep with any more of your friends. 166 00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:42,793 Except when you tell me to. 167 00:09:44,201 --> 00:09:47,466 - Tyrell? - Oh, yeah. Uh. 168 00:09:47,538 --> 00:09:50,530 Yo, look. Just don't be pissing me off, all right? 169 00:09:50,608 --> 00:09:53,236 And so, by the power vested in me... 170 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:56,143 Ow! Ow! My water broke! 171 00:09:57,982 --> 00:10:01,713 She's always breaking something. 172 00:10:01,785 --> 00:10:04,117 By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. 173 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,247 You may now deliver the baby. 174 00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:08,757 - Come on, baby, push. I gotta get to the swap meet. - Ow. 175 00:10:08,826 --> 00:10:11,317 [Baby Screaming] 176 00:10:11,395 --> 00:10:13,420 Wait a minute. My baby is white. 177 00:10:13,497 --> 00:10:16,489 What is my baby doing white, huh? 178 00:10:24,408 --> 00:10:28,708 If you'll all join me in the recessional hymn! 179 00:10:31,682 --> 00:10:37,018 - ♪ She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes ♪ - ♪ When she comes ♪ 180 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:41,581 - ♪ She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes ♪♪ - ♪ When she comes ♪♪ 181 00:10:41,659 --> 00:10:45,425 [Announcer] This has been The Dysfunctional Home Show with Grandpa Jack. 182 00:10:45,496 --> 00:10:49,193 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 183 00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:06,981 ♪♪ [Continues] 184 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:23,189 [Sighs] 185 00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:36,904 Ladies, everything is in order for tonight's performance. 186 00:11:36,979 --> 00:11:39,777 Oh, 10 cities in eight days. Girl, I am tired. 187 00:11:39,848 --> 00:11:41,782 I can't wait to go home. 188 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,909 Yeah, this tour has taken a lot out of me. 189 00:11:43,986 --> 00:11:48,082 I mean, the fans are great and everything, but it can really get crazy out there. 190 00:11:48,157 --> 00:11:51,149 - Thank God we're up here in the penthouse. - I know. 191 00:11:51,226 --> 00:11:54,059 Dawn, why don't you open the window and get a breeze going in here? 192 00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:56,256 - That's a good idea. - I'm hot. 193 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:02,865 No! Oh, my God! Turn your eyes! 194 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:05,133 [Screaming] 195 00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:08,540 Mooning us! 196 00:12:08,611 --> 00:12:12,047 I think somebody's got their bare ass up on the window. 197 00:12:12,114 --> 00:12:14,309 Oh, these fans will stop at nothing. 198 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:18,013 Security! I'm in Room 3727, man. 199 00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:20,351 We got a damn wildebeest up in here. 200 00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:24,487 Will somebody let her in? She could get killed out there. 201 00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:28,329 Hey. 202 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,692 Will you take my hand? Dog, can't you take somebody's hand? 203 00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:36,931 How y'all doing? I'm glad y'all came to the window. 204 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:40,169 I was drawing a crowd and stuff that was lookin' all up at my stuff. 205 00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:44,106 They probably thought you were Queen Kong. 206 00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:46,943 - Excuse me? - Wait a minute. 207 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,110 - Wanda? - Girl, yes. It's me, in the flush. 208 00:12:50,185 --> 00:12:52,710 - You know this thing? - Excuse me, it's Miss Thing to you. 209 00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:55,416 Not only do I know them, but we all started out together. 210 00:12:55,491 --> 00:12:57,425 'Cause I used to be their "choreogriphany." 211 00:12:57,493 --> 00:13:01,156 You know, when I was gettin' all their dance steps together. 212 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,164 How you doin', girl? You look good. 213 00:13:03,232 --> 00:13:07,498 - Uh, listen, Wombat, Wolverine, whoever you are. - That's what you better do. 214 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,503 Wait a minute. Wanda's not lying. 215 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,062 She really did use to be a part of this group. 216 00:13:12,141 --> 00:13:14,701 See that? You don't even know. See, because... 217 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:17,302 No, because we started out. You know "Hold on to Your Love"? 218 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,313 See, we started out. I wrote that. 219 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:23,750 It used to be called " Hold on to your Hot, Sweaty Monkey Love." 220 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:30,715 But see, y'all been dissin' me, 'cause when y'all was leavin'... 221 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,785 to go to Philly in the bus, I was tryin' to catch up with y'all. 222 00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:36,729 I was in the street. Y'all almost ran over me. 223 00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:40,257 - Wanda, that was you? - That sure enough was. 224 00:13:40,335 --> 00:13:42,269 It was his fault. 225 00:13:42,337 --> 00:13:46,706 He told us that he almost ran over this coyote in a big, blue dress. 226 00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:50,233 He's so crazy. It was the red dress. 227 00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:53,804 - But, Wanda, I thought you went solo. - Yeah, that's right. I did. 228 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:57,784 I've been singing down at Billy's Barbecue and Check Cashing Place. 229 00:13:57,853 --> 00:14:00,321 No, really. No. My career is really jumping. 230 00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:02,550 I sung the national anthem at Slauson Swap Meet. 231 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,558 Everybody was crowding around, telling me: 232 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:09,120 ♪ Go Wanda, Go Wanda It's your birthday It's your birthday ♪♪ 233 00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:11,666 You know, and stuff. 234 00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:14,225 Wanda, if you're doing so well, what you want with us? 235 00:14:14,303 --> 00:14:18,296 Oh, well, I got to get paid. I need some of that Ferrari, Maserati, Porsche money. 236 00:14:18,373 --> 00:14:20,637 - You know what I'm saying? - Wait a minute. 237 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,643 Are you saying you want to sing with us? 238 00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:24,702 I didn't think y'all was gonna ask me that quick. 239 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:29,114 I was just thinking we could be like the Jacksons. I could be like Michael, you know. 240 00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:31,516 Yeah, more like Bubbles. 241 00:14:31,587 --> 00:14:35,250 Wait a minute. First of all, why you got so many words and all this stuff for me? 242 00:14:35,324 --> 00:14:39,317 - What's wrong with you? - Yo, look. Come on, lady. I don't care who you are. 243 00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:42,963 Wait a minute. 244 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:50,872 What is wrong with you? You don't be putting your hands on me. You ain't my mama. 245 00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:53,032 Okay, man. But, you know, things kind of got out of hand. 246 00:14:53,108 --> 00:14:54,973 - Who's leaving? - Ow! You are. 247 00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:56,977 - Who's leaving? - Ow! I am! 248 00:14:57,045 --> 00:14:59,946 Then you better get on and get on up out of here. 249 00:15:03,352 --> 00:15:05,650 Mm-mmm, yep. That's Wanda. 250 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:08,884 I gotta talk to y'all now. I don't mean to be hurtin' nobody's feelings... 251 00:15:08,957 --> 00:15:11,517 but I just had to say, you know, just 'cause y'all living good... 252 00:15:11,593 --> 00:15:14,255 and y'all hair is-is fine and stuff... 253 00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:19,323 and y'all get to eat all good food like "scrimps" and stuff... 254 00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:22,666 and y'all be riding in "Mercredeeses" and B.M.W.'s... 255 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:25,502 and all that other kind of stuff, that don't mean nothing. 256 00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:27,838 Y'all ain't no better than I am. 257 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:31,539 'Cause y'all put y'all drawers on one day at a time just like I do. 258 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,547 For real. 259 00:15:33,615 --> 00:15:35,879 Now, wait a minute, Wanda. That is where you're wrong. 260 00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:38,317 You don't put your drawers on one day at a time? 261 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:41,288 Y'all nasty. That's why they call y'all funky divas. 262 00:15:42,825 --> 00:15:45,293 Now, look, don't you be giving us none of your attitude either. 263 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,055 What you wanna do, light-skin? Let's go. 264 00:15:47,129 --> 00:15:49,461 Okay. I'll knock your lips off. 265 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,465 There they are. There they are. 266 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,626 Come on. Come over here. 267 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,262 - What you wanna do, Cindy? - Uh-huh. 268 00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:59,774 - Ladies, calm down. - She don't know nothing about me. 269 00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:05,709 Now, Wanda, our careers did not come easy, okay? 270 00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:07,942 We worked hard for everything we have. 271 00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,211 Right, honey. We paid our dues. 272 00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:12,719 Well, I know y'all didn't get it on y'all good looks... 273 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:15,723 'cause that's why y'all kicked me out the group, 'cause y'all was mad and stuff... 274 00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:17,986 'cause I was takin' all y'all men. 275 00:16:18,994 --> 00:16:20,928 'Cause I'm something to look at. 276 00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:24,762 Look, we've got our own thing... 277 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,825 you ain't a part of it, and I'm just... I'm sorry. 278 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,394 Hey, look. I ain't tryin' to get all in y'all's stuff. 279 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:34,238 I'm just sayin', why don't we just sing some songs like we used to up at Oaktown? 280 00:16:34,309 --> 00:16:36,243 You know, Oaktown, like we used to do it. 281 00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:39,405 - Can't we just do it one more time? - [Whispering] 282 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:42,143 Guys, yeah. Just one song. 283 00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:45,084 Oh, girl, I got my dress on too. 284 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,692 Yeah, that's what I say. 285 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,491 Oh, let's get in position and stuff. Okay, uh. 286 00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:58,931 - Do I have to be over in the back like y'all used to make me do? - No, no, no. 287 00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:02,528 - No, you can stay right there. - Oh, shoot. 288 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,732 I tell you what, uh, I'll start the tune off. 289 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,469 Let me get my tune... Let me get my note. 290 00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:11,478 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] [Clears Throat] 291 00:17:11,546 --> 00:17:13,537 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 292 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,345 Oh, my throat is parched. Y'all gonna have to start. 293 00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:18,352 Okay. 294 00:17:20,756 --> 00:17:23,088 ♪ Never gonna get it Never gonna get it ♪ 295 00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:25,388 ♪ Never gonna get it Never gonna get it ♪ 296 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,758 ♪ Never gonna get it Never gonna get it ♪ 297 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,890 - ♪ Never gonna get it ♪ - [Howling] 298 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:36,028 [Continues] 299 00:17:36,104 --> 00:17:39,972 - Come on. - ♪ Never gonna get it Never gonna get it ♪ 300 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,237 - ♪ Never gonna get it ♪ - For real, dawg. 301 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,938 - ♪ Never gonna get it ♪ - Hey. 302 00:17:44,012 --> 00:17:47,072 ♪ Never gonna get it Never get it ♪♪ 303 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,640 [Howling] 304 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:54,018 ♪ Never gonna get it Never gonna get it ♪♪ 305 00:17:54,089 --> 00:17:56,990 We was good, wasn't we? We was good. 306 00:17:57,059 --> 00:18:01,325 We gellin' now. Now let's get warmed up and go to the stage, 'cause it's time. 307 00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:06,561 No, look, Wanda. Wanda, you know, it was really fun singing with you again, but... 308 00:18:06,635 --> 00:18:10,093 [All] We "ret" to go. 309 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,664 But if you ever need anything, and we can do something for you, you just ask us. 310 00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:16,302 - But right now we gotta go rehearse. - Well, what I was sayin'... 311 00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:18,846 Y'all should go do that. 312 00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:21,906 - [Door Closes] - Y'all should go... [Sniffles] 313 00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:26,145 And I was gonna rock somebody's world up in here. 314 00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:31,118 I got to get me some before I leave. 315 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,687 You'd think if they was makin' all that money, they'd have some beer or something up in here. 316 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:38,460 ♪ Never gonna get it, never ♪♪ [Howling] 317 00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,873 - ♪♪ [Hip-hop] - Okay, thanks for watching the show. 318 00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:50,878 I want to introduce a couple of people... 319 00:18:50,946 --> 00:18:54,211 royal princesses, my niece, Jaqueline, my niece, Jennifer... 320 00:18:54,282 --> 00:18:56,546 my prince, nephew Jonathan... 321 00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:59,610 my queen, grandmother, Mrs. Mary L. Carter. 322 00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:02,316 And thanks for watching the show. Good night. 323 00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:08,256 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 324 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,602 - ♪♪ [Continues] - [No Audible Dialogue] 325 00:19:35,857 --> 00:19:38,690 ♪♪ [Continues] 326 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:52,231 ♪♪ [Continues] 327 00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:09,152 ♪♪ [Continues] 328 00:20:40,288 --> 00:20:43,553 ♪♪ [Continues] 28661

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