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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,352 --> 00:00:03,547 - How you livin'? - What? 2 00:00:03,621 --> 00:00:04,883 - How you livin'? - What? 3 00:00:04,956 --> 00:00:06,423 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:06,491 --> 00:00:10,587 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 5 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:14,462 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:14,532 --> 00:00:18,229 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:18,303 --> 00:00:23,138 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 8 00:00:23,207 --> 00:00:25,437 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 9 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:27,535 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 10 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:30,172 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 11 00:00:30,248 --> 00:00:31,840 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 12 00:00:31,916 --> 00:00:33,884 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin'listener♪ 13 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,044 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 14 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,111 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought we'll make it snappy ♪ 15 00:00:38,189 --> 00:00:40,749 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 16 00:00:40,825 --> 00:00:43,020 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 17 00:00:43,094 --> 00:00:44,527 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 18 00:00:44,595 --> 00:00:47,223 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 19 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:48,663 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 20 00:00:48,733 --> 00:00:50,428 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 21 00:00:50,501 --> 00:00:53,299 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 22 00:00:53,371 --> 00:00:55,430 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 23 00:00:55,506 --> 00:00:57,804 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 24 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:01,140 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go ♪ 25 00:01:01,212 --> 00:01:03,180 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 26 00:01:07,352 --> 00:01:09,752 Hi. 27 00:01:10,822 --> 00:01:13,791 Do you secrete a reading dysfunction? 28 00:01:13,858 --> 00:01:17,487 Do you have problems putting your words in a colostomy bag? 29 00:01:17,562 --> 00:01:21,464 That's why I've cremated this new program called... 30 00:01:21,532 --> 00:01:23,898 "Booked On Phonics." 31 00:01:23,968 --> 00:01:27,199 I'll teach you how to "testiculate" my way. 32 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:31,799 To "coputate" how it works, I will "intersex" with a perverted deviant... 33 00:01:31,876 --> 00:01:36,074 by using one of my own penal implants. 34 00:01:36,147 --> 00:01:40,811 - Uh, "mastercate" this sentence. "See"... - "See"... 35 00:01:40,885 --> 00:01:42,819 - "Dick"... - "Dick"... 36 00:01:42,887 --> 00:01:47,324 - "Angina." - [Stammers] 37 00:01:47,392 --> 00:01:49,952 - "Angina." - [Stammering Continues] 38 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,188 - You know what "gina" is, don't you? - Oh... Oh, y-y-yeah. 39 00:01:52,263 --> 00:01:56,825 - Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. - You're "conjackulating" your verbs and reaming your fibula. 40 00:01:56,901 --> 00:01:59,461 - Impeach me. - Uh-huh. 41 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:02,267 "Dick, alas, your emasculated pace... 42 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:04,774 - is accelerating at a promiscuous rate." - Hey, man! 43 00:02:04,842 --> 00:02:09,677 - That ain't what that says. - Shut up. Suppress your defecation. 44 00:02:09,747 --> 00:02:13,808 See, reading is bisexual in your mentality. 45 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:17,048 I think it was Plato... excuse me, Play-Doh... 46 00:02:17,121 --> 00:02:19,646 who stuck to the wall when he said... 47 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:24,218 "One must put his transvestite in jeopardy if one wants... 48 00:02:24,295 --> 00:02:26,889 to become a cunning linguist." 49 00:02:26,964 --> 00:02:31,492 Like Vanna White. Now, hermaphrodite, try it again. 50 00:02:32,937 --> 00:02:34,905 - "See"... - Uh, "See"... 51 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:38,464 - "Jane"... - "Jane"... 52 00:02:38,543 --> 00:02:41,444 Uh, uh, uh. 53 00:02:41,512 --> 00:02:45,073 SeeJane's big "breastesses"? 54 00:02:46,517 --> 00:02:49,577 That's it. That's it. 55 00:02:49,654 --> 00:02:53,454 Now, you're expectorating your sphinx to stink wedge. 56 00:02:53,524 --> 00:02:56,357 - I gotta have me the big breasts! I gotta have me the big breasts! - Hold on now! 57 00:02:56,427 --> 00:03:00,591 - I gotta have... - Hold on! I ain't no venereal fuddrucker. 58 00:03:00,665 --> 00:03:05,466 But I can teach you to appropriate your hemorrhoidal retention. 59 00:03:05,536 --> 00:03:08,266 And you don't even have to be clairvoyant... 60 00:03:08,339 --> 00:03:11,137 excuse me, Clair Huxtable... 61 00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:13,700 to ovulate this amazing program. 62 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:16,440 But how, uh, big areJane's breastesses? 63 00:03:16,514 --> 00:03:18,744 - Gigantor. - Uh-huh. 64 00:03:18,816 --> 00:03:23,719 So please, don't put off tomorrow what you can castrate today. 65 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:26,052 Send your colon in today. 66 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,182 Soon, you'll be on your ivory way. 67 00:03:28,259 --> 00:03:32,025 And remember, R-l-F... Reading Is... 68 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:34,030 [Together] Fallopian. 69 00:03:34,098 --> 00:03:36,089 [Announcer] To order Booked on Phonics... 70 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:39,330 "deflecate"$9.95 to Oswald Bates... 71 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:42,304 care of Mid-State Maximum Security Prison. 72 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:50,546 [Announcer] 73 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:07,592 Give me a blanket, bitch. 74 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:10,395 [Announcer] He was the pimp who time forgot. 75 00:04:10,468 --> 00:04:13,369 He was: Forever Silky. 76 00:04:13,437 --> 00:04:16,838 Sir, you must calm down. It's 1993. 77 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,900 You've been frozen for 22 years. 78 00:04:19,977 --> 00:04:22,138 1993? 79 00:04:22,213 --> 00:04:26,309 I told y'all suckers to thaw me out in '78. 80 00:04:26,384 --> 00:04:29,319 I only needed seven years to beat that rap. 81 00:04:29,387 --> 00:04:32,049 Yo, who won the "Thrilla in Manila"? 82 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:35,524 Where's my eight-track Parliament tape? 83 00:04:35,593 --> 00:04:38,187 [Giggling] 84 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:43,129 [Announcer] Now, he searches for the world he once knew... 85 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,363 a world that no longer exists. 86 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,034 [Chuckles, Giggles] 87 00:04:52,109 --> 00:04:54,339 [Chuckling Slows, Stops] 88 00:04:56,347 --> 00:05:00,340 Yo, man, what the hell happened to Benny's Bar, man? 89 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:05,151 Where's the jukebox? Where's all them velvet paintings... 90 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:08,885 and most importantly, where are my hos? 91 00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:12,820 My God, Silky? 92 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:16,492 - Is that you? - Yeah, well, this ain't huggy bear. 93 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:19,297 [Giggles] Who are you? 94 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:22,168 It's me, Cherry! 95 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:27,199 Cherry? No, my Cherry was young. 96 00:05:27,278 --> 00:05:30,372 - My Cherry was sexy. - Well. 97 00:05:30,448 --> 00:05:34,942 - She could do this thing with her tongue. - Like this? 98 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:38,853 Ahhh, that's that freaky thing I'm talking about! 99 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:42,290 - Cherry, I never forgot you, baby! - No? 100 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:47,161 Look, I still got my little pinky finger you used to love to kiss all up on. 101 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:50,496 Yeah, I never forgot the way you walked... 102 00:05:50,568 --> 00:05:53,765 - never forgot the way you talked. - Oh! 103 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:58,172 Ooh, and I never forgot that time you held back $10 from me... 104 00:05:58,242 --> 00:06:00,733 trying to make Silky look bad. 105 00:06:00,811 --> 00:06:02,802 Where's my money? You better give me my damn money! 106 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,644 - Give me my money, woman! - I don't have it, Silky. 107 00:06:05,716 --> 00:06:09,277 I've changed. The whole world has changed. 108 00:06:09,353 --> 00:06:12,117 I've joined The Nation. You should think about it. 109 00:06:12,189 --> 00:06:15,420 Oh, you done joined The Nation, huh? 110 00:06:15,493 --> 00:06:17,893 Where's my bean pie, girl? You better get my bean pie! 111 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:21,921 - Where's my bean pie, woman? - Sorry, Silky. 112 00:06:21,999 --> 00:06:26,026 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 113 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:30,096 [Announcer] In a strange new world, Silky must learn to start over. 114 00:06:30,174 --> 00:06:32,574 Welcome to McBurger. May I take your order? 115 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,577 Would you like cheese with that? 116 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:40,379 Here you go, pretty lady. Medium orange and filet of fish. 117 00:06:43,554 --> 00:06:46,614 Uh-uh, uh-uh. Noo. 118 00:06:46,691 --> 00:06:49,023 Scuse me, big legs. 119 00:06:49,093 --> 00:06:53,427 But see your order came to a total of $2.77. 120 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:57,365 And here you come trying to give Silky two and a half. 121 00:06:57,435 --> 00:06:59,960 What, you tryin' to play games? 122 00:07:00,037 --> 00:07:03,700 You think Silky can't count? Huh, do you? 123 00:07:03,774 --> 00:07:06,242 Give me my damn money, woman! Give me my damn money! 124 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:09,211 Thank you. Would you like fries with that? 125 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,680 [Giggles] 126 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:16,015 [Announcer] Forever Silky. Coming soon to a theater near you. 127 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:19,989 You ever consider hoin'? [Giggles] 128 00:07:21,158 --> 00:07:24,685 ♪♪ [Hip-Hop] 129 00:07:27,264 --> 00:07:29,391 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 130 00:07:40,177 --> 00:07:42,941 ♪♪ [Continues] 131 00:07:45,783 --> 00:07:47,842 ♪♪ [Continues] 132 00:07:57,027 --> 00:08:02,297 ♪♪ [Ends] 133 00:08:06,568 --> 00:08:10,004 My name is LaShawn, and I will be your supervisor. 134 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:12,700 Okay, before we get started, uh, uh, what's your... 135 00:08:12,774 --> 00:08:16,073 Oh, yeah, yeah. My name is Larry, but some people like to call me Denzel. 136 00:08:16,144 --> 00:08:20,103 Mm-hmm. Well, Denzel, Ricochet your behind over here. 137 00:08:20,182 --> 00:08:22,616 Let me show you how to man the steam press. 138 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,077 Look, you ain't got to show me nothin'. 139 00:08:26,154 --> 00:08:29,385 All you got to do is just give me some time. I can figure all my stuff out. 140 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:31,653 - I'll figure my stuff out. - That's cool and everything... 141 00:08:31,726 --> 00:08:34,286 but if you mess up, you will have a lot of time to figure things out... 142 00:08:34,362 --> 00:08:36,296 because you will be unemployed. 143 00:08:36,364 --> 00:08:38,764 So just, uh, take the pants and put them here... 144 00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:40,768 for five seconds and then turn them over. 145 00:08:40,836 --> 00:08:43,031 - Got that? Five seconds. - Yeah, I got that, five seconds. 146 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,266 But usually, you know, I like to run my stuff, like... 147 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,308 Just do your job, okay? 148 00:08:48,844 --> 00:08:51,108 Welcome toJefferson's Cleaners. May I help you? 149 00:08:51,179 --> 00:08:53,204 How you doin', sweetie. Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry. 150 00:08:53,281 --> 00:08:56,045 - How soon can I get this stuff back? - Right now. 151 00:08:57,886 --> 00:09:01,378 What are you talking about? The sign says you have one-hour service. 152 00:09:01,456 --> 00:09:05,256 Mm-hmm, that's for one or two garments, not for the whole Ebony Fashion Fair. 153 00:09:07,762 --> 00:09:10,458 - [Sizzling] - What are you doing? 154 00:09:10,532 --> 00:09:12,727 I thought I told you to put it here for five seconds? 155 00:09:12,801 --> 00:09:14,962 What? Look! Why come you can't do that? 156 00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:16,970 Look-Look. Your machine is broke, girl! 157 00:09:17,038 --> 00:09:18,972 I left it in there for five seconds! But you know what? 158 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:23,238 Me, myself, I don't like leavin' nothin' in for just five seconds. 159 00:09:23,311 --> 00:09:28,078 Mm-hmm. I'm sure that you, yourself and Sybil are very happy... 160 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:32,484 in your big old marble head, but, uh, we have some work to do, okay? 161 00:09:32,554 --> 00:09:34,681 - Now, just stay away from the steam press. - I got you. 162 00:09:34,756 --> 00:09:36,849 Just whatever. What you want me to do then? 163 00:09:36,925 --> 00:09:39,450 Just pay attention for a change. 164 00:09:39,528 --> 00:09:42,463 - Now, you take this sprayer... - I know what to do with the sprayer. 165 00:09:42,531 --> 00:09:44,999 - Hey, would you just... - W-Without you, I can do my job... 166 00:09:45,066 --> 00:09:48,433 Would you just wait till I show you? Ooh, you are trippin'. 167 00:09:48,503 --> 00:09:51,563 Just spray a small amount on the stain... 168 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,200 and scrub gently with this brush. 169 00:09:54,276 --> 00:09:56,369 - Gently, am I reaching you? - Yeah, you reaching me. 170 00:09:56,444 --> 00:09:58,378 I got it... gently. 171 00:10:00,282 --> 00:10:03,046 I'll be back to check on you in a minute. 172 00:10:04,819 --> 00:10:08,482 Look, I don't know who taught you people how to do laundry... 173 00:10:08,557 --> 00:10:10,525 but I just had this dress cleaned, and... 174 00:10:10,592 --> 00:10:13,083 and look, now there are two buttons missing! 175 00:10:13,161 --> 00:10:15,823 Uh-huh, well, you'll excuse me... 176 00:10:15,897 --> 00:10:19,424 while I observe your tragic loss with a moment of silence. 177 00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:21,833 Now you look here, Miss Thing! 178 00:10:21,903 --> 00:10:26,067 No, she didn't. Oh, no. She did not go there. She did not call me "Miss Thing." 179 00:10:26,141 --> 00:10:28,371 Yes, she did. She called you Miss Thing. Do somethin' to her. 180 00:10:28,443 --> 00:10:30,968 Now, look! 181 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:33,844 Now, you better do something about my buttons! 182 00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:37,908 Well, I could slap you back into last week when your buttons were still on your dress. 183 00:10:37,986 --> 00:10:41,012 Oh! I'll never come here again! 184 00:10:41,089 --> 00:10:43,148 Aw! 185 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,318 What is wrong with you? 186 00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:47,759 What... Give... Give me that brush! What... 187 00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:49,797 What... What are you trying to do... 188 00:10:49,864 --> 00:10:53,265 make a hole in this as big as the one in your head? 189 00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:55,326 You are gonna get it now. Mr. Jefferson? I'm gonna... 190 00:10:55,403 --> 00:10:58,668 - Mr. Jefferson! - What the hell is goin' on out here? 191 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:02,767 [Audience Cheers Loudly] 192 00:11:07,682 --> 00:11:11,083 It's him. It's him, Mr. Jefferson. 193 00:11:11,152 --> 00:11:14,121 He already burned up some pants. Now, look how he ruined this shirt. 194 00:11:14,189 --> 00:11:17,215 Come on, Mr.J. You know she's the one that taught me how to do all that. 195 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:20,523 What? LaShawn, that's comin' out of your paycheck! 196 00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:24,292 - Why come I gotta pay for his mistakes? - Because you're his supervisor... 197 00:11:24,366 --> 00:11:28,132 - and you're supposed to be supervisin' him. - If I gotta take the blame... 198 00:11:28,203 --> 00:11:30,637 then I am takin' his lunch hour, and my two hours. 199 00:11:30,705 --> 00:11:34,300 - See you at 3:00. - You better get back here! 200 00:11:34,376 --> 00:11:37,243 If you don't get back her, you're gonna find yourself short of a job! 201 00:11:37,312 --> 00:11:39,803 Well, you are the authority on short, Mr. Jefferson. 202 00:11:39,881 --> 00:11:42,111 You so short, you could be a teller at a piggy bank. 203 00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:47,881 And you got a mouth like a mini mart... 204 00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:51,187 open 24 hours and nothin' good ever comes out of it! 205 00:11:52,927 --> 00:11:56,294 Well, I am just goin' to go to lunch, while you get your mind right. 206 00:11:56,364 --> 00:12:00,528 Well, I guess now you have to train me, Mr. Jefferson. 207 00:12:00,602 --> 00:12:03,696 Nuh-uh. No. You fired! I don't care if you are Weezy's nephew! 208 00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:05,706 Weezy! 209 00:12:11,546 --> 00:12:14,310 [Announcer] The following is a public service announcement. 210 00:12:14,382 --> 00:12:19,979 This is what Aretha Franklin sounds like singing her classic smash hit "Respect." 211 00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:22,353 Listen closely. 212 00:12:22,424 --> 00:12:26,724 ♪♪ [Singing] 213 00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:39,963 Beautiful, isn't it? Now, this is what you sound like. 214 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:44,705 ♪♪ [Singing Badly] 215 00:12:55,390 --> 00:13:00,521 - Aretha. - ♪♪ [Singing] 216 00:13:00,595 --> 00:13:05,658 - You. - ♪♪ [Singing Badly] 217 00:13:09,604 --> 00:13:12,164 - Reality check! - [Gasps] 218 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,939 You can't sing! For God's sake, stop it. 219 00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:21,914 [Announcer] This has been a public service announcement for your own good. 220 00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:25,077 ♪♪ [Hip-Hop] 221 00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:39,063 ♪♪ [Continues] 222 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,540 ♪♪ [Continues] 223 00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:58,811 ♪♪ [Ends] 224 00:14:06,027 --> 00:14:09,463 Take a little off the top, son, but leave the burns. 225 00:14:09,531 --> 00:14:12,591 [Cackles] 226 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,966 Konichiwa, folks! 227 00:14:16,037 --> 00:14:17,971 Sorry to bother you in the middle of your lunch. 228 00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:21,566 I just wanted to make sure you were taking all the proper safety... 229 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,838 [Wheezes] Precautions. 230 00:14:23,912 --> 00:14:26,312 What's the meaning? Everything's safe here. 231 00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:30,249 I beg to differ, [Wheezes] Shogun! 232 00:14:30,318 --> 00:14:32,684 Let me show you something. 233 00:14:32,754 --> 00:14:38,021 Let's just say you're getting ready to serve up some of this spiny sea urchin. 234 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:40,322 You're high on MSG. Somebody says... 235 00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:43,592 "Look, there's Chairman Mao showing everybody his ginseng root." 236 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,327 You go to salute him. [Yells] 237 00:14:46,401 --> 00:14:49,302 [Yelling Continues] 238 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:52,430 Next thing you know, you look like Jacques Cousteau in a trauma unit. 239 00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:56,034 [Cackles, Groans] 240 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:59,045 - Take care of that for me, will ya, son? - [Yells] 241 00:14:59,113 --> 00:15:02,742 Now, according toJapanese custom... 242 00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:06,776 it is traditional, when meeting a new chef... 243 00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:09,016 to bow. 244 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:12,548 [Salutatory Grunts] 245 00:15:12,627 --> 00:15:15,425 [Grill Sizzling] 246 00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:21,627 God! Doesn't that hurt? 247 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:25,366 No, but this does. [Cries Out] 248 00:15:27,842 --> 00:15:30,276 - Ughhh! - Hey! We're on our honeymoon. 249 00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:32,279 We thought this was supposed to be like a show. 250 00:15:32,347 --> 00:15:35,646 Oh, so it's entertainment you want, huh? 251 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,708 Okay. Drum solo. 252 00:15:39,587 --> 00:15:41,782 [Chopsticks Whipping Through Air] 253 00:15:42,857 --> 00:15:46,293 Eat your heart out, José Eber! 254 00:15:46,361 --> 00:15:48,727 - [Chopsticks Clattering] - Are we gonna eat? 255 00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:51,629 What'd your last chef die from? 256 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,270 [Spatulas Whirring] 257 00:16:03,611 --> 00:16:06,011 Ever watch Japanese baseball? 258 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,139 Aha! That's a triple! 259 00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:15,987 Hey! 260 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,992 This looks really good. 261 00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:23,530 There's a finger in mine. 262 00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:25,623 Ugh, mine, too. 263 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,464 Uh-oh! 264 00:16:28,536 --> 00:16:31,801 No wonder I had so much trouble jugglin' that Ginsu. 265 00:16:31,873 --> 00:16:34,068 [Laughing] 266 00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:36,508 I think I'm gonna be sick. 267 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:41,413 Yep, Oriental delicacies can take a little getting used to. 268 00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:43,973 [Retches] I need a drink. 269 00:16:44,052 --> 00:16:46,987 [Blows Whistle] Freeze, persiette! 270 00:16:49,057 --> 00:16:52,515 Is that a bottle of hot sake you've got there, son? 271 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:56,394 - Yeah. So? - Better let me check the alcohol content. 272 00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:59,797 This stuff can make a person highly volatile. 273 00:17:01,135 --> 00:17:03,433 [Coughs, Spits Up] 274 00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:08,641 Now, let's just say... 275 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:11,270 you're out for a hot one with the boys. 276 00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:13,906 But you don't know when to say when. 277 00:17:13,982 --> 00:17:17,543 Suddenly, you're so intoxicated, you think you're a Kung Fu movie star... 278 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,417 out for revenge against a Young Lee Triad. 279 00:17:20,488 --> 00:17:23,685 [Squealing Yells] 280 00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:27,558 So, you think you can beat me, huh? 281 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:31,463 Well, my friend, let me show you something. 282 00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:34,929 - Everybody run! - [Gasps] 283 00:17:36,738 --> 00:17:39,002 Shogun, go shinpai naku. 284 00:17:39,073 --> 00:17:41,871 Watakushi wa shobo shocho desu. 285 00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:43,877 [Detonator Clicks] 286 00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:52,812 Now, I have to get new job. 287 00:17:52,887 --> 00:17:54,821 [Sobbing] 288 00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:58,188 [Together] That was my favorite place for lunch. 289 00:17:58,259 --> 00:18:01,228 Funny thing about Oriental food... 290 00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:03,388 an hour later, you're hungry again. 291 00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:06,160 [Cackling] 292 00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:09,067 Hey, guys, next meal's on me. 293 00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:12,368 I have a regular table at the... [Wheezes] 294 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,499 Sizzler. 295 00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:19,276 What's up everybody? I'm Josie. 296 00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:21,679 And we got Twist and the Fly Girls in the house. 297 00:18:21,749 --> 00:18:25,879 Oww, and tonight I have the pleasure of introducing some of my buddies. 298 00:18:25,953 --> 00:18:29,480 Everybody put your hands together for EMI recording artists... 299 00:18:29,557 --> 00:18:32,890 Arrested Development singing "Mr. Wendal." 300 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,623 ♪♪ [Spoken Word, Hip-Hop Vocalization Mix] 301 00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:56,005 ♪♪ [Continues] 302 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:02,547 ♪♪ [Rap] 303 00:19:31,719 --> 00:19:35,155 ♪♪ [Continues] 304 00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:38,420 ♪♪ [Spoken Word, Vocalizing] 305 00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:54,970 ♪♪ [Rap] 306 00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:39,710 ♪♪ [Vocalizing, Spoken Word Continue] 307 00:21:27,401 --> 00:21:30,302 ♪♪ [Rapping, Spoken Word, Vocalizing Continue] 308 00:22:00,935 --> 00:22:04,735 ♪♪ [Continues] 309 00:22:11,846 --> 00:22:15,543 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 310 00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:39,899 ♪♪ [Ends] 25766

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