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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:08,949 Hi. I'm world-famous bodybuilder Vera de Milo. 2 00:00:09,027 --> 00:00:12,986 A woman like me gives off many special scents... 3 00:00:13,064 --> 00:00:17,330 especially after a grueling afternoon of deep power squats. 4 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:19,393 [Strains] 5 00:00:24,876 --> 00:00:28,778 That's why I'm here to promote my new fragrance... 6 00:00:28,846 --> 00:00:31,076 Vera. 7 00:00:31,149 --> 00:00:34,812 Why work as hard as I do, when you can just smell like it? 8 00:00:34,886 --> 00:00:38,014 Ooh! Good golly, Vera. 9 00:00:38,089 --> 00:00:41,957 That fragrance sure doesn't smell tutti-frutti to me. 10 00:00:42,026 --> 00:00:45,325 I mean, if it's made for a woman, how come I like it so much? 11 00:00:45,396 --> 00:00:49,423 - Because it smells like a sweaty guy. - Ooh, shut up. 12 00:00:51,102 --> 00:00:56,972 It's a very special combination of rose hips, athlete's foot fungi... 13 00:00:57,041 --> 00:01:01,637 and stinky fluids that keep running out of my body when I pose. 14 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:06,707 - [Blows] - Ooh, Lord, smells like the Lakers. Shut up. 15 00:01:06,784 --> 00:01:09,082 My Wind Song stays on your mind. 16 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:13,783 [Whinnies] 17 00:01:13,858 --> 00:01:16,088 - Hit it, Richard. - ♪♪ [Piano: Rock And Roll] 18 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,924 ♪ There's an odor around the gym ♪ 19 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:22,659 ♪ And they call it Vera ♪ 20 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:25,567 ♪ It's made for her but it smells like him ♪ 21 00:01:25,636 --> 00:01:29,072 ♪ They call it Vera ♪ 22 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:31,074 ♪ She's the wench with the stench ♪ 23 00:01:31,142 --> 00:01:35,101 - ♪ Vera ♪ - ♪ Leaves a mark on the bench, Ooh, Lord ♪ 24 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:39,843 ♪ Now they've bottled that stench for you and they call it ♪ 25 00:01:39,917 --> 00:01:42,681 - [Together] ♪ Vera ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 26 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:45,848 - [Growls] - Oh, Lord. 27 00:01:45,923 --> 00:01:47,857 - ♪ Ooh ♪♪ - [Man] Vera perfume. 28 00:01:47,925 --> 00:01:53,227 - May cause side effects. Not recommended for use during pregnancy. - [Growling] 29 00:01:53,297 --> 00:01:54,389 - How you livin'? - What? 30 00:01:54,465 --> 00:01:55,557 - How you livin'? - What? 31 00:01:55,633 --> 00:01:58,033 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 32 00:01:59,971 --> 00:02:04,203 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 33 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:08,609 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 34 00:02:08,679 --> 00:02:12,080 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 35 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:17,281 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 36 00:02:17,355 --> 00:02:19,380 ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ 37 00:02:19,457 --> 00:02:21,550 ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ 38 00:02:21,626 --> 00:02:24,151 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 39 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,752 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 40 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:27,821 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 41 00:02:27,899 --> 00:02:29,958 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you believe what I convince ya ♪ 42 00:02:30,034 --> 00:02:32,127 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 43 00:02:32,203 --> 00:02:34,296 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 44 00:02:34,372 --> 00:02:36,431 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 45 00:02:36,507 --> 00:02:38,441 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 46 00:02:38,509 --> 00:02:40,875 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 47 00:02:40,945 --> 00:02:42,207 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 48 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,214 ♪ On the double-dub-double Yeah ♪ 49 00:02:44,282 --> 00:02:47,274 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 50 00:02:47,351 --> 00:02:49,444 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 51 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,920 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 52 00:02:51,989 --> 00:02:55,516 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go ♪ 53 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:59,552 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go ♪♪ 54 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,360 Doctor, I can start administering the medication... 55 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,631 as soon as my volunteer nurse gets here. 56 00:03:07,705 --> 00:03:10,401 Actually, she should've been here. 57 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:18,705 Don't lose your patience. [Laughs] "Lose your patients"? 58 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:23,743 - Somebody get me some overalls. I'm goin' to the funny farm. - [Laughs] 59 00:03:23,821 --> 00:03:25,755 Oh, why, look at you. 60 00:03:25,823 --> 00:03:30,021 - Ya look so perfect in your little white nurse's uniform... - Thank you. 61 00:03:30,094 --> 00:03:33,086 Oh, except for this little stain here on your neck. 62 00:03:33,164 --> 00:03:36,156 - Hmm. Hm. - Ooh! Ooh! 63 00:03:36,234 --> 00:03:39,203 Ow, Elsee. Show some, uh, bedside manner. 64 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:41,363 Well, I was tryin' to. 65 00:03:41,439 --> 00:03:45,034 Please, why don't you just attend to that woman over there. 66 00:03:45,109 --> 00:03:49,705 Oh, look at these beautiful little babies. 67 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:54,547 Oh, hair's so soft, and little button nose... 68 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:59,753 Work that areola, child. 69 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:02,315 Are you sure you gonna be able to nurse these two babies? 70 00:04:02,393 --> 00:04:05,419 I've seen bigger breasts at Zacky Farms. 71 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:08,488 Elsee, I believe that Mrs. Walters... 72 00:04:08,566 --> 00:04:11,535 is quite capable of doing that herself. 73 00:04:11,602 --> 00:04:15,561 Excuse me, nurse, could I please get something for my throat? My throat is killin'me. 74 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,574 Oh, why, certainly. Don't you worry about that. 75 00:04:17,642 --> 00:04:19,667 Cousin Elsee'll take right care of it. 76 00:04:19,744 --> 00:04:21,678 All right. Now, open up and say "ah." 77 00:04:21,746 --> 00:04:23,680 - Aaah. - Ah? 78 00:04:23,748 --> 00:04:25,682 - Ah? - [Gags] 79 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:29,151 - Elsee! - Now, turn over. Let Cousin Elsee take your temperature. 80 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:32,383 - Elsee, please! - Get her away from me. Somebody call me a doctor. 81 00:04:32,456 --> 00:04:35,186 Okay. You're a doctor. [Laughs] 82 00:04:35,259 --> 00:04:38,456 Golly, somebody set up the lobotomy room... 83 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:41,430 'cause I'm gonna have a piece of my brain cut out. 84 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:45,602 Elsee, why don't you come over here, and, uh... 85 00:04:45,670 --> 00:04:47,604 where I can keep an eye on you? 86 00:04:47,672 --> 00:04:49,663 Okay. 87 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,935 Now, according to this man's chart... 88 00:04:54,011 --> 00:04:55,945 he needs to be prepared for surgery. 89 00:04:56,013 --> 00:05:00,950 - Okay. I guess that means I'm going to have to shave him. - For heart surgery? 90 00:05:01,018 --> 00:05:04,510 Now, never you mind. Just lay back and let Cousin Elsee do the work. 91 00:05:04,589 --> 00:05:06,819 Now, where's my razor? 92 00:05:09,193 --> 00:05:11,957 And my magnifying glass? 93 00:05:12,029 --> 00:05:13,963 Nurse! [Groans] 94 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:18,468 - Elsee, please. Get a grip. - Well, I had one. 95 00:05:18,536 --> 00:05:21,437 Why don't you just come over here and help me? 96 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,006 - [Monitor Beeping] - Oh, isn't this somethin'. A man in a tent. 97 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:30,775 Well, it certainly is nice to get in some campin' while you're sick. 98 00:05:30,848 --> 00:05:34,249 - Uh, no, Elsee, this is a coma tent. - [Beeping Continues] 99 00:05:34,318 --> 00:05:37,776 Why don't you just massage his muscles while I look over his vital signs. 100 00:05:37,855 --> 00:05:40,153 All righty. 101 00:05:40,224 --> 00:05:45,059 Poor little thing, all trapped up in a little plastic bubble. 102 00:05:45,129 --> 00:05:47,120 Let Cousin Elsee soothe ya. 103 00:05:47,198 --> 00:05:49,928 Just lay back, honey... 104 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:55,200 'cause when Cousin Elsee get that feelin', I'll give you some of my sexual healin'. 105 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,570 Elsee! Get off! 106 00:05:57,642 --> 00:06:00,110 I don't mind if I do. 107 00:06:00,177 --> 00:06:02,737 For God's sakes. The man is in a coma! 108 00:06:02,813 --> 00:06:07,682 Not anymore he's not. Cousin Elsee done revived the dead. 109 00:06:09,687 --> 00:06:12,451 Mr. Fleming, you're conscious! 110 00:06:12,523 --> 00:06:15,686 That was a marvelous thing you did, madam. How can we ever repay you? 111 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,218 Oh, there ain't no need to repay Cousin Elsee. 112 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:22,026 Just a little hug from the doctor'll do. 113 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:24,158 - Oh, anything for you, ma'am. - Okay. 114 00:06:24,235 --> 00:06:26,169 Hey! [Sputtering] 115 00:06:26,237 --> 00:06:28,797 Someone get this big bitch off me! 116 00:06:28,873 --> 00:06:32,309 - [Flatline Tone] - Stop it! He's flatlining again! 117 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:34,936 Elsee! Get off! 118 00:06:37,081 --> 00:06:40,448 - [No Audio] - [Man] Okay, roll cameras, places, and action. 119 00:06:40,518 --> 00:06:43,578 - One, two, three, four. - ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 120 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:46,316 [Rapping] ♪ Star Pac computers help us compute ♪ 121 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:48,654 ♪ This is somethin' you can't dispute ♪ 122 00:06:48,726 --> 00:06:50,956 - ♪Just turn it on ♪ - ♪ And rev it up ♪ 123 00:06:51,028 --> 00:06:53,588 - ♪ Our Star Pac let's us know ♪ - [All] ♪ Whassup ♪ 124 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,859 - Stop! - ♪♪ [Stops] 125 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:58,561 Why is it that no matter what the product is... 126 00:06:58,636 --> 00:07:03,938 black people are always singing, rapping and dancing in commercials? 127 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,333 ♪♪ [Resumes] 128 00:07:07,411 --> 00:07:10,005 - ♪ It's easy to use ♪ - ♪ That ain't no jive ♪ 129 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,515 - ♪ Star Pac computers ♪ - [Both] ♪ Gimme five ♪♪ 130 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,574 Ahhh! 131 00:07:17,221 --> 00:07:19,212 [Crystal] Why? 132 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:25,156 [Man] Welcome to The Dysfunctional Home Christmas Show. 133 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:29,529 Yeah, okay, we know it's January, but the familyjust woke up from a two-week drunk. 134 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,467 And now here's our host, Grandpa Jack McGee. 135 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,834 Oh, hi... 136 00:07:34,905 --> 00:07:39,865 and welcome back to The Dysfunctional Home Show. 137 00:07:39,944 --> 00:07:44,540 I just got fired from a gig at Macy's. 138 00:07:44,615 --> 00:07:49,712 Like I'm the first Santa that ever threw up on a kid. 139 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:57,359 This week... This week... 140 00:07:57,428 --> 00:08:01,990 we're gonna show ya how to have a dysfunctional Christmas. 141 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:04,432 Ho, ho, ho. 142 00:08:04,502 --> 00:08:08,165 I wish I could suck on a 12-gauge. 143 00:08:09,373 --> 00:08:14,003 Okay. Let's get into the spirit of this thing. 144 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:16,069 [No Audio] 145 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:27,948 We're gonna start with Grandpa Jack's special recipe... 146 00:08:28,025 --> 00:08:31,153 for Christmas rum cake. 147 00:08:32,296 --> 00:08:37,893 First step, ya get the cake. 148 00:08:37,968 --> 00:08:39,902 Step number two... 149 00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:45,931 ya add a dash of Grandpa's secret ingredient: 150 00:08:47,978 --> 00:08:50,776 Pork and beans. 151 00:08:50,848 --> 00:08:52,839 Pork and beans! 152 00:08:56,387 --> 00:08:59,049 Yum, yum. 153 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:03,355 Now, once the family gets a taste of that... 154 00:09:03,427 --> 00:09:05,861 they're gonna l-l-l... 155 00:09:08,332 --> 00:09:10,425 They're gonna l-l... 156 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,626 They're... [Gags] 157 00:09:25,683 --> 00:09:29,483 And that's where the rum comes in. 158 00:09:31,422 --> 00:09:33,617 [Door Bell Rings] 159 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,798 Uh... Oh. 160 00:09:41,866 --> 00:09:44,892 That must be my stepdaughter... 161 00:09:44,969 --> 00:09:48,097 and my little grandchildren. 162 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:53,405 You know, Christmas is a time for family. 163 00:09:53,477 --> 00:09:55,911 - Come here, kids. Come on. - [Yelps] 164 00:09:55,980 --> 00:10:00,383 You ungrateful little sperm. 165 00:10:00,451 --> 00:10:04,512 Ho, ho, uh, ho. Holy... 166 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:11,958 Great Grandma forgot to hang up her stocking. 167 00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:19,168 Hey, kids, look who it is. 168 00:10:19,236 --> 00:10:23,366 It's time for Great Grandma McGee's... 169 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,466 traditional Christmas story. 170 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:31,378 - Gather 'round, kiddies. - Come on, kids. Get the lead out! 171 00:10:32,650 --> 00:10:36,347 Who the hell are you? Anyway... 172 00:10:37,922 --> 00:10:41,483 'Twas the night before Christmas... 173 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,186 and all through the house... 174 00:10:44,261 --> 00:10:46,889 - nothin' was stirrin'... - [Grandpa Jack] Nothin'. 175 00:10:46,964 --> 00:10:50,866 Not even a little old, little martini. 176 00:10:53,203 --> 00:10:58,197 When out on the porch came a thundering clatter. 177 00:10:58,275 --> 00:11:03,872 - [Grandpa Jack Mutters] - It was the social worker come to take all my babies... 178 00:11:03,948 --> 00:11:07,577 all of'em except Jack! 179 00:11:07,651 --> 00:11:09,744 Grandpa Jack... that's right. 180 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:13,950 He was still in my festering womb. 181 00:11:14,024 --> 00:11:19,519 I begged her to take him, but no! 182 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:26,534 That's beautiful. [Sniffles] 183 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:30,061 Hey, I think I left my bottle opener in there. 184 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:33,906 - Well, it's mine now, Jack. - All right. 185 00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:35,969 Hey, kids... 186 00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:41,113 it's time to light the tree. 187 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:45,581 [Children And Great Grandma] Ooh. 188 00:11:45,656 --> 00:11:51,561 Okay, kids, it's time to join in the singing of... 189 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,619 Get outta the way! 190 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,891 To join in the singing... 191 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:02,234 of our dysfunctional Christmas anthem. 192 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:05,707 - Oh, God. - Shut up! 193 00:12:07,745 --> 00:12:10,908 ♪ On the eighth day of Christmas ♪ 194 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,007 - [Others Join] ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ - [Groans] 195 00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:16,211 ♪ Eight restraining orders ♪ 196 00:12:16,286 --> 00:12:21,155 ♪ Seven pills a-poppin' Six-packs of beer ♪ 197 00:12:21,225 --> 00:12:26,720 ♪ Five dry-y-y heaves ♪ 198 00:12:31,135 --> 00:12:33,194 [Exhales] 199 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:37,536 ♪ Four counts of battery Three black eyes ♪ 200 00:12:37,608 --> 00:12:40,202 ♪ Two-timing wives ♪ 201 00:12:40,277 --> 00:12:45,214 ♪ And can of pork and beans ♪♪ 202 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,509 Pork and beans! 203 00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:53,420 Oh, you shut up, Jack. You can't sing. 204 00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:55,958 You never could sing. 205 00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:02,053 [Knocking] 206 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:08,735 Hey, how you doin'? Your children sent this champagne with their best wishes. 207 00:13:08,804 --> 00:13:11,568 They want everything to be perfect for you on your second honeymoon. 208 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:16,543 Oh, well, you know, every day is like a second honeymoon with old Mr. Brooks, here. 209 00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:21,675 That's right. The tunnel been dark, but we can still see the light. 210 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,275 - That's great. I just... - That's why after all these years... 211 00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:27,220 [Together, In High Voice] We still together. 212 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:31,282 - That's really good. A-And you're a big inspiration. - Well, all right, now. 213 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,294 Go ahead on with you. 214 00:13:33,362 --> 00:13:37,423 Yeah, it's about time we went on our second honeymoon, Miss Brooks. 215 00:13:37,499 --> 00:13:40,127 Course, I'll never forget our first honeymoon. 216 00:13:40,202 --> 00:13:44,195 You came out the bathroom wearin' a peekaboo nightie. 217 00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:47,208 First I peeked, and then I booed. 218 00:13:49,211 --> 00:13:53,910 Well, maybe you'd get a little more action if you were better lookin', Mr. Brooks. 219 00:13:53,982 --> 00:13:59,147 Why, the last time you stuck your face out the car window, you got arrested for moonin'. 220 00:13:59,221 --> 00:14:02,782 Now, I wouldn't talk about ugly, Miss Brooks. 221 00:14:02,858 --> 00:14:08,125 Why, with that overbite of your, you can kiss a man and comb his moustache at the same time. 222 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,524 Would you mind gettin' my slippers, Miss Brooks? 223 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,901 I wouldn't be talkin' about bad teeth, Mr. Brooks. 224 00:14:16,972 --> 00:14:22,376 Your dentures got so much food stuck in 'em, Sally Struthers wanted to send 'em to Africa. 225 00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:27,243 - Uh, Miss Brooks, what's the par on this hole? - What? 226 00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:33,454 Mr. Brooks, I believe them funky, furry slippers of yours are up under the bed. 227 00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:38,289 Oh, l-I'll get 'em myself. Guess I'm a expert at funky, furry things. 228 00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:41,829 - [Metallic Clang] - Oh! Oh. 229 00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:46,732 Uh, Miss Brooks, I believe I found your I.U.D. 230 00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:52,206 Mr. Brooks, I don't have to worry about birth control. 231 00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:55,266 Your face just does fine. 232 00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:58,905 [Grunts] Oh, I see you's a strong woman, Miss Brooks. 233 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,882 That must come from liftin' 500 pounds... 234 00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:05,147 every time ya get up off the toilette. 235 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:10,021 Funny, you bringin' up the toilet, with your father's flatulence problem, Mr. Brooks. 236 00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:15,257 Why, the only way that man could pass more gas is if an Exxon truck drove out his butt. 237 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,958 Watch it. Watch it. Watch it, now. Watch it, now. 238 00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:21,992 - Are you gonna tuck me in, Mr. Brooks, or what? - No, but I'm gonna tuck you up. 239 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:25,597 What? [Yelps] 240 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:29,303 Well, Miss Brooks, it's 'bout time for your dream to come true... 241 00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:31,710 'cause I'm finally gonna poke ya. 242 00:15:33,615 --> 00:15:35,845 [Bones Crack] Ooh! 243 00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:39,786 Ooh. Lord, Miss Brooks, you must weigh damn near a ton there. 244 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:45,452 Whoo! Ya got more fatty grease up under your chin than the Colonel's chicken fryer. 245 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,826 I wouldn't bring up the Colonel, if I were you... 246 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:53,357 seein' how your underpants couldn't hold much more than a one-wing kiddie meal. 247 00:15:57,272 --> 00:15:59,672 - Oh, come on and get it, there, stinker. Come on. - Yah! 248 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:02,232 - Hoo! - Ha, ha. 249 00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:05,747 Oh, now, Mr. Brooks, you're gonna get it, and get it good. 250 00:16:05,814 --> 00:16:08,749 - Why, is your sister in town? - Ooh! 251 00:16:08,817 --> 00:16:10,808 [Rings] 252 00:16:12,154 --> 00:16:15,419 Mr. Brooks, I'm about to do the bionic suplex on ya. 253 00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:20,951 Well, I hope ya don't give me herpes simplex again. Now the airplane. The airplane! 254 00:16:21,029 --> 00:16:25,728 - Ooh, I'm gonna ride the bull to Grandpa's house. - Ooh! Ooh, Lord. Lord! 255 00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:29,237 Hey, I was... Uh, I was just bringin' the champagne glasses back... 256 00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:31,772 but look like you two lovebirds couldn't wait. 257 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,173 [Together, In High Voice] We still together. 258 00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:43,444 - ♪♪ [Stand-up Bass: Hip-hop] - Yo, whassup? We are proud to debut a new rap group... 259 00:16:43,518 --> 00:16:46,385 kickin' off their single, "Rebirth of Slick." 260 00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:51,222 Please welcome Pendulum recording artists, Digable Planets. 261 00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:54,956 Peace, world. Straight from the colorful ghettos of outer space. 262 00:16:55,030 --> 00:17:00,161 You've got the man, the woman and child. And we come in the form of a Digable Planet. 263 00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:04,296 ♪ Yeah, it's the Butterfly It's the Ladybug, It's the Doodlebug ♪ 264 00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:07,467 And this "The Rebirth of Slick," so check-check it out. 265 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:13,503 ♪♪ [Rapping Together] 266 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:24,081 ♪♪ [Rapping] 267 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:21,972 ♪♪ [Rapping] 268 00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:11,595 ♪♪ [Continues, Together] 269 00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:27,207 ♪♪ [Rapping] 23193

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