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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,286 --> 00:00:02,776 - How you livin'? - What? 2 00:00:02,854 --> 00:00:04,344 - How you livin'? - What? 3 00:00:04,422 --> 00:00:06,390 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:08,192 --> 00:00:12,629 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 5 00:00:12,697 --> 00:00:16,633 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:16,701 --> 00:00:20,102 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:20,171 --> 00:00:24,835 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 8 00:00:24,909 --> 00:00:27,537 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 9 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:29,773 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 10 00:00:29,847 --> 00:00:32,315 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 11 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:33,907 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 12 00:00:33,985 --> 00:00:36,112 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin'listener♪ 13 00:00:36,187 --> 00:00:38,155 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 14 00:00:38,222 --> 00:00:40,247 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 15 00:00:40,325 --> 00:00:42,418 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 16 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:44,688 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 17 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:46,730 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 18 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:48,891 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 19 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,331 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 20 00:00:50,401 --> 00:00:52,096 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 21 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:55,401 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 22 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,498 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 23 00:00:57,575 --> 00:01:00,510 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 24 00:01:00,578 --> 00:01:04,776 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 25 00:01:04,849 --> 00:01:09,115 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 26 00:01:09,187 --> 00:01:12,782 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 27 00:01:12,857 --> 00:01:15,291 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪♪ 28 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:20,220 Ooh, Lord, I am so proud of my baby... 29 00:01:20,298 --> 00:01:22,459 starring in her first Hollywood commercial. 30 00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:24,660 Look, Mama, a real live sound stage. 31 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:27,136 I finally made it to the big time. 32 00:01:27,205 --> 00:01:29,298 And Mama, now that I'm a big star... 33 00:01:29,374 --> 00:01:32,138 we don't have to put Spam in our Hamburger Helper anymore. 34 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:34,974 - Uh, Lil' Magic... - And we can buy all new pest strips for the bedroom... 35 00:01:35,046 --> 00:01:39,506 - Uh, Lil' Magic... - and we can get the corns scraped off all twelve of your toes. 36 00:01:39,584 --> 00:01:42,348 - Oh, hush up! - Sorry, Mama. 37 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:45,355 Oh, that's my baby. Now, come on, Lil' Magic. 38 00:01:45,423 --> 00:01:47,653 You still gotta practice your technique, like I taught you. 39 00:01:47,725 --> 00:01:49,659 - Okay, Mama. - Now come on, make love to the camera, baby. 40 00:01:49,727 --> 00:01:51,786 All right, show me happy. 41 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:53,990 Uh-huh. Show me sad. 42 00:01:54,065 --> 00:01:56,625 Thoughtful. 43 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:59,363 - Give me passion. - [Groans] 44 00:01:59,437 --> 00:02:01,371 All right, now, girl, limber up and do some of them... 45 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:03,430 - ballet "perrier" turns mama taught you. - Okay, Mama. 46 00:02:03,508 --> 00:02:05,601 Oh, Lord, girl. You almost got my breast. 47 00:02:05,676 --> 00:02:08,270 - Hi there. How you doin'? You Lil' Magic? - Hi! I'm Lil' Magic. 48 00:02:08,346 --> 00:02:13,045 - Miss Smile Bright, 1987. - [Screams] 49 00:02:13,117 --> 00:02:17,110 Okay, that's great. Look, I'm the director, and these are the little girls... 50 00:02:17,188 --> 00:02:20,624 Oh! Y'all the little background actors, huh? Ain't that cute? 51 00:02:20,691 --> 00:02:25,185 You know, one day maybe you gonna be a big star like my Lil' Magic. 52 00:02:25,263 --> 00:02:27,197 'Course, Lil' Magic, she didn't need to get... 53 00:02:27,265 --> 00:02:29,256 on no casting couch to get her part. 54 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:32,131 - Not anymore. - That's right, 'cause my Lil' Magic... 55 00:02:32,203 --> 00:02:34,501 put the "l" in entertainment. 56 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,506 She do it all. She play an instrument. 57 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,134 Baby, go on and play your hot tamale box, Magic. 58 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:41,474 - Okay, Mama. - Oh, you gonna love this. Whoa! 59 00:02:41,546 --> 00:02:46,142 [Squeaking] 60 00:02:46,217 --> 00:02:49,209 She's a contortionist too. Baby, contort yourself. 61 00:02:49,287 --> 00:02:51,482 - Now kiss your own behind. - [Groaning] 62 00:02:51,556 --> 00:02:53,490 Well, she ain't warmed up yet. 63 00:02:53,558 --> 00:02:55,992 - Oh, she a lion tamer. - [Imitates Whip] 64 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:58,528 - She bites the heads off of chickens. - [Screams] 65 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:01,429 - [Laughing] - That's... That's different. That's different. 66 00:03:01,499 --> 00:03:05,230 But we need to get started, so if everybody would get in their places... 67 00:03:05,303 --> 00:03:09,034 Now, Magic, I want you to stand right here. 68 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,438 - Up front? - No. No, not up front today. 69 00:03:11,509 --> 00:03:14,103 No, you stand right here, okay? 70 00:03:14,178 --> 00:03:16,112 And we're gonna put this right there. There we are. 71 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:18,114 - Magic, you're set. - Okay. 72 00:03:18,182 --> 00:03:21,276 Oh, now see? I told you, Magic. You're right where I told you. 73 00:03:21,352 --> 00:03:24,617 You belong in the front, at the center of attention. 74 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:26,623 Here, just let me spruce her up. [Snorts] 75 00:03:26,691 --> 00:03:30,457 Hold Still. [Spits] 76 00:03:30,528 --> 00:03:32,462 Get your baby hair again. Come on, blow, girl. 77 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:34,464 All right now. 78 00:03:34,532 --> 00:03:38,434 Okay, quiet please. Now roll sound and roll camera. 79 00:03:38,503 --> 00:03:40,801 Timeflex watches for kids commercial... 80 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:44,330 Damn, you're an ugly kid. Take one. 81 00:03:44,408 --> 00:03:49,812 - And action. - I got a Timeflex watch with a cute little bunny on it. 82 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,475 I got a Timeflex watch... 83 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:56,145 with an adorable little pussycat on it, just like me. 84 00:03:56,220 --> 00:04:00,816 But the best part about Timeflex watches for kids is... 85 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:05,352 They can take a big old whippin' without ever chippin'. 86 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:13,061 - [Together] See? - [Director] Cut! 87 00:04:13,137 --> 00:04:15,537 That's beautiful. That's a wrap. 88 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:21,376 Oh, Magic, you were "fantabulous." How you feelin', baby? 89 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:24,107 - Oh, you were wonderful. Mama's proud of you. - Payroll, everybody. 90 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,775 - Oh! Oh! - One. 91 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:29,786 Ooh, Mama! My very first paycheck. 92 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:32,118 - Now we can buy knobs for the TV. - Uh, Lil' Magic... 93 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,282 And now you can finally get... 94 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,792 - that implant for your other breast. - Uh, Lil' Magic... 95 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:40,627 And-And you can buy some more Scotch Tape for your Lee Press-On Nails. 96 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:43,792 - And-And, uh... - And what, Lil' Magic? Spit it out, sweetie. 97 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:46,132 Mama, can we buy some aspirin? 98 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,967 - I think I "broked-ed" my skull. - Again? 99 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,974 No, baby, we ain't got time, Lil' Magic. 100 00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:53,476 We got to get to that audition for the Save the Children commercial. 101 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:57,071 Now, come on. Stick your stomach out and make them sad eyes. 102 00:04:57,148 --> 00:04:59,082 - You ain't eat no breakfast, did you? - Mm-mm. 103 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:01,084 Now, come on. Let's go. 104 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:07,619 ♪♪ [Dance] 105 00:05:39,323 --> 00:05:41,382 ♪♪ [Ends] 106 00:05:43,361 --> 00:05:47,127 [Male Announcer] You're watching Win With Your skin... 107 00:05:47,198 --> 00:05:49,132 starring Dionne Warwick. 108 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,134 Brought to you by Edwin O. 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She is really starting to fade. 141 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,276 And in six weeks, look... a brand-new you. 142 00:07:39,343 --> 00:07:41,277 What a difference! 143 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:43,279 Now, isn't that better? 144 00:07:43,347 --> 00:07:46,282 Blemish free, and the best part of all... 145 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:48,614 pigment free. 146 00:07:48,686 --> 00:07:52,588 Let's hear from some of our satisfied O. Fay customers. 147 00:07:52,656 --> 00:07:55,625 Like my fellow Nubian brothers... 148 00:07:55,693 --> 00:07:58,457 I too had razor bumps. 149 00:07:58,529 --> 00:08:01,396 Now, not only is they gone... 150 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:04,059 but I drove over 3,000 miles to get here... 151 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:09,232 and not once did I get pulled over by the boys in blue... 152 00:08:09,306 --> 00:08:12,070 and asked to assume the position. 153 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:15,044 Thanks, Edwin. 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Fay skin care system... 165 00:08:47,011 --> 00:08:51,141 If you insist on using it, know when the hell to quit. 166 00:08:51,215 --> 00:08:53,615 Hey, how do I look? 167 00:08:53,684 --> 00:08:56,676 Hey, I said, how do I look? 168 00:09:01,826 --> 00:09:05,728 - ♪♪ [Dance] - ♪♪ [Man Singing] 169 00:09:20,277 --> 00:09:24,577 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 170 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:33,415 ♪♪ [Man Singing] 171 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,857 ♪♪ [Ends] 172 00:09:51,863 --> 00:09:56,562 [Laughing] 173 00:09:59,037 --> 00:10:02,268 Ahh! 174 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:06,208 [Slavic Accent] At last, I have found my prey. 175 00:10:16,554 --> 00:10:19,489 Gary Coleman, you better stop. 176 00:10:19,557 --> 00:10:21,650 Stop, Gary. 177 00:10:21,726 --> 00:10:25,253 Ooh, it's cold in here. I'm feelin' goose nippily. 178 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:28,629 [Sniffing] 179 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:31,635 By the depths of Hades, what is that smell? 180 00:10:31,703 --> 00:10:34,001 Dog, I gotta quit eating them pigs' feet. 181 00:10:34,072 --> 00:10:37,132 My gas is kicking up. 182 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:42,373 I will take you away from all of this, my love. 183 00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:44,506 - [Growls] - Oh, my God. 184 00:10:44,582 --> 00:10:46,516 It's a man in my "boo-door." 185 00:10:46,584 --> 00:10:49,610 And I feel vulnerable, and I'm almost naked up in here. 186 00:10:49,688 --> 00:10:51,679 Fear not, my love. 187 00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:55,692 I have crossed oceans of time to be with you. 188 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:59,355 You so crazy. You could have just called. 189 00:11:01,199 --> 00:11:04,293 I want you to be mine for all eternity. 190 00:11:04,369 --> 00:11:06,303 Listen, you don't know what you're getting into... 191 00:11:06,371 --> 00:11:08,305 'cause I'm telling you, I'm just like a virus... 192 00:11:08,373 --> 00:11:12,104 once I get in your system, it's hard to get me out. 193 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:14,145 Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. 194 00:11:14,212 --> 00:11:16,305 I don't want you to see me like this. 195 00:11:16,381 --> 00:11:19,009 I just woke up. Let me put my face on. 196 00:11:19,084 --> 00:11:21,018 Time is of the essence. 197 00:11:21,086 --> 00:11:23,316 You do not have to put on appearances for me. 198 00:11:23,388 --> 00:11:26,482 I want to take you as you are. 199 00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:29,220 Look, you can have me now and have a hamburger, but if you wait... 200 00:11:29,294 --> 00:11:33,390 you can have a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. 201 00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:38,129 I want to show you things that you've never seen. 202 00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:42,435 Hey, word up, and I'm gonna show you things that scientists ain't even seen. 203 00:11:42,507 --> 00:11:44,441 You must hurry. 204 00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:46,443 Daylight will be upon us soon... 205 00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:49,207 and I am a creature of the night. 206 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,680 Hey, hold on a minute... 207 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:56,016 'cause I'm a freak 24 hours a day. 208 00:11:56,087 --> 00:11:58,681 Give yourself to me by the crack of dawn... 209 00:11:58,757 --> 00:12:01,351 and we shall rule the underworld. 210 00:12:01,426 --> 00:12:04,725 I must drink of your essence. 211 00:12:04,796 --> 00:12:06,730 Hey, word up. 212 00:12:06,798 --> 00:12:08,891 Then grab a straw, 'cause you're gonna drink it up. 213 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:10,901 Clap on. 214 00:12:10,969 --> 00:12:14,632 - [Screams, Hisses] - What's wrong with you? 215 00:12:14,706 --> 00:12:18,301 By the beard of Satan, it's Beelzebub himself. 216 00:12:18,376 --> 00:12:21,311 - Clap off. - Wait a minute. 217 00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,813 You said you had crossed the seas and all that kind of stuff. 218 00:12:23,882 --> 00:12:28,216 - Clap on. - I didn't know I was going to find land ho. 219 00:12:28,286 --> 00:12:30,220 - Clap off. - Wait a minute. 220 00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:33,314 Who you calling a ho? Clap on. 221 00:12:33,391 --> 00:12:35,325 I don't need no Eddie Munster-looking, with-the-widow-peak... 222 00:12:35,393 --> 00:12:37,327 fake-wearing, funky-breath-breathing... 223 00:12:37,395 --> 00:12:39,329 coming-in-through-my-window- when-you-wasn't-even-invited... 224 00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:41,331 with-them-wearing-them- tired-old-clothes... 225 00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:43,993 Iooking-like-Pee-wee Herman- like-he-was-on-crack white boy... 226 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:46,161 telling me that I don't look good. 227 00:12:46,237 --> 00:12:48,296 Okay? 228 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,442 You are right. 229 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,444 I'm not good enough for you. 230 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,003 Hey, where you going? 231 00:12:57,081 --> 00:12:59,982 Don't be ashamed just 'cause you're a white boy. 232 00:13:00,051 --> 00:13:02,611 I mean, I don't mind having a little cream in my coffee. 233 00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:04,621 And I mean, no. 234 00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:06,623 And if you act right, I'll do you like the bean... 235 00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:09,922 You know what I'll do? Grind it up, hey. 236 00:13:09,994 --> 00:13:13,293 - Ugh! Ugh! - Grind it! Grind! 237 00:13:13,364 --> 00:13:16,458 And I thought the crucifix was repulsive. Ugh! 238 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:19,128 Look, you don't understand. I am a vampire. 239 00:13:19,204 --> 00:13:21,138 I have to have blood. 240 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,140 Oh, okay, then. 241 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,972 What kind of blood do you need? I got "A" negative or "O" positive. 242 00:13:26,044 --> 00:13:30,413 - I got you. - But you also have mirrors. I hate mirrors. 243 00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:32,472 You ain't got to worry about that. Look. 244 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,383 Mirror, mirror, on the wall... 245 00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,387 There you go. 246 00:13:37,455 --> 00:13:39,389 Oh, my gosh. Look at the time. 247 00:13:39,457 --> 00:13:41,948 I have to go sleep in my coffin. 248 00:13:42,026 --> 00:13:45,223 You don't have to go nowhere. I told you, I got you. 249 00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:49,530 Now let me rock your underworld. 250 00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:52,297 What you do... Uh-uh. 251 00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,304 No, uh-uh. 252 00:13:54,372 --> 00:13:56,306 All right, don't you know you a freak? 253 00:13:56,374 --> 00:13:59,070 Filet my soul, filet my soul. 254 00:14:00,111 --> 00:14:02,045 I give up. 255 00:14:02,113 --> 00:14:05,105 You win, but I have to do it with the window open. 256 00:14:05,183 --> 00:14:08,983 I love it in the sunlight. 257 00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:13,490 Okay then. Let the world see. 258 00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:19,786 [Laughing] 259 00:14:19,864 --> 00:14:24,995 Free at last. Free at last. 260 00:14:25,069 --> 00:14:27,970 Dog. I guess I was just too much for him. 261 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,803 He got hot and just burned up. 262 00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:34,811 Charleesa? 263 00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:36,813 Girl, yeah, I done burned another one up, girl. 264 00:14:36,881 --> 00:14:39,816 I told you, I be rocking worlds all over the country. 265 00:14:39,884 --> 00:14:41,818 For real now. 266 00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:48,151 All right. Thanks for watching. 267 00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:50,490 Good night, Grandma. See you next week. 268 00:14:50,561 --> 00:14:52,620 I love you, Granny. 269 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,376 [No Audible Dialogue] 270 00:15:16,554 --> 00:15:18,715 [No Audible Dialogue] 271 00:15:25,196 --> 00:15:27,630 [No Audible Dialogue] 22428

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