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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,186 --> 00:00:03,175 - How you livin'? - What? 2 00:00:03,254 --> 00:00:04,744 - How you livin'? - What? 3 00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:06,380 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:08,192 --> 00:00:12,288 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 5 00:00:12,363 --> 00:00:16,629 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:16,701 --> 00:00:20,159 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:20,238 --> 00:00:24,834 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 8 00:00:24,909 --> 00:00:27,537 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 9 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:29,773 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 10 00:00:29,847 --> 00:00:32,315 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 11 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:33,907 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 12 00:00:33,985 --> 00:00:36,112 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 13 00:00:36,187 --> 00:00:38,155 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 14 00:00:38,222 --> 00:00:40,247 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 15 00:00:40,325 --> 00:00:42,418 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 16 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:44,688 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 17 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:46,730 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 18 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:48,891 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 19 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,331 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 20 00:00:50,401 --> 00:00:52,096 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 21 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:55,401 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 22 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,498 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 23 00:00:57,575 --> 00:01:00,043 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 24 00:01:00,111 --> 00:01:04,275 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 25 00:01:04,349 --> 00:01:08,581 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 26 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:12,885 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 27 00:01:12,957 --> 00:01:16,188 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 28 00:01:18,796 --> 00:01:22,357 - Hey, Grandma, you need help with somethin'? - Oh, no, thank you, baby. 29 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:27,063 - I got all the help I need here in old Mr. Brooks. - Oh, that's right. 30 00:01:27,138 --> 00:01:30,835 Me and Mrs. Brooks have been making Thanksgiving for the family... 31 00:01:30,908 --> 00:01:34,309 going well nigh on 50 years now. 32 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:39,282 [Both] And we're still doin' it together. 33 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:42,342 Yeah, we're gonna go to the store and get some pumpkin pie for dessert. 34 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:45,412 - Okay, baby. Bye, babies! - Y'all... Y'all be careful now. 35 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:47,822 Mm-hmm. Yes, indeed. 36 00:01:47,892 --> 00:01:49,826 You know, Mrs. Brooks... 37 00:01:49,894 --> 00:01:54,354 Iooking at your big old flabby Jell-O pudding jiggling behind... 38 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,291 made me a mite depressed. 39 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:01,065 Would you mind getting me some eggnog and rum? 40 00:02:01,139 --> 00:02:03,130 Oh, sure, Mr. Brooks. 41 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:06,370 It's an honor to serve a man whose hemorrhoids are so big... 42 00:02:06,444 --> 00:02:08,912 he's taller sittin' down than standin' up. 43 00:02:11,682 --> 00:02:14,583 - And while we're doin' each other favors... - Mm-hmm? 44 00:02:14,652 --> 00:02:16,711 Do you mind stuffing the turkey for me? 45 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,814 Well, not at all, Mrs. Brooks. Not at all. 46 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:24,225 Thanks to you, I'm an expert at sticking my hand up cold, ugly birds. 47 00:02:24,295 --> 00:02:27,560 - [Snapping Sound] - Ooh! Oh! 48 00:02:27,632 --> 00:02:30,294 Ow! Oh! You know, Mrs. Brooks... 49 00:02:30,368 --> 00:02:33,895 I ain't felt pain like that since the night we got intimate... 50 00:02:33,971 --> 00:02:37,907 and your dentures locked up on my nipple. 51 00:02:37,975 --> 00:02:41,638 Would you mind getting me a Band-Aid from out of the cabinet? 52 00:02:41,712 --> 00:02:44,112 Why, sure, Mr. Brooks. 53 00:02:47,151 --> 00:02:50,143 I wouldn't talk if I was you, Mr. Brooks. 54 00:02:50,221 --> 00:02:53,486 You the only man I know who got a label on his drawers that says... 55 00:02:53,558 --> 00:02:57,016 "Contents may cause drowsiness." 56 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,585 And as far as a Band-Aid is concerned... 57 00:02:59,664 --> 00:03:02,326 I believe there's one right there over in the closet. 58 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,393 Well, you one to talk about a person's body, now, Mrs. Brooks. 59 00:03:06,471 --> 00:03:08,871 You're one to talk. Oh. 60 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:11,670 Mm-hmm. 61 00:03:11,742 --> 00:03:16,042 Shoot. Between all that meaty thighs you've got... 62 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:20,277 the cheese under your neck and them rolls of fat on your belly... 63 00:03:20,351 --> 00:03:24,344 you a walking delicatessen. 64 00:03:24,422 --> 00:03:28,381 - Oh, you ready to take your trip now, Mrs. Brooks? - Oh, I'm not going anywhere. 65 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:31,087 - The hell you ain't. - [Squeals] 66 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:37,023 Now, either my eyes are playing tricks on me, Mrs. Brooks... 67 00:03:37,101 --> 00:03:40,264 or you starting to look just like your mama. 68 00:03:42,006 --> 00:03:44,998 I wouldn't talk about mamas if I was you, Mr. Brooks. 69 00:03:45,076 --> 00:03:48,409 Your mama's butt is so blubbery, last time she bent over... 70 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,073 a toilet bowl and two stools fell out. 71 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,616 Oh, watch out. That's my mama. Watch out. 72 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:56,676 Oh, my goodness. Do you see that fly in the punch bowl? 73 00:03:56,754 --> 00:03:58,722 Where? Where, where, where? 74 00:03:58,789 --> 00:04:00,723 Here! 75 00:04:06,531 --> 00:04:08,465 Oh, no. 76 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:13,402 Where'd she go? Now, that was stupid. 77 00:04:13,471 --> 00:04:15,462 That was plain stupid, Mrs. Brooks. 78 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:18,031 Oh, you're not one to talk about stupid, Mr. Brooks. 79 00:04:18,109 --> 00:04:21,374 Your daddy's so stupid, he thought a condom had two bedrooms and a Jacuzzi. 80 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:25,381 Yeah? Well, at least my daddy had common sense. 81 00:04:25,449 --> 00:04:27,383 Oh, he the one told me... 82 00:04:27,451 --> 00:04:31,410 He said, " Son, you don't marry hos. You rent 'em." 83 00:04:33,658 --> 00:04:36,149 You gone done it now, old man! 84 00:04:36,227 --> 00:04:38,354 Prepare to meet your pacemaker! 85 00:04:38,429 --> 00:04:40,761 En garde, Mrs. Brooks. 86 00:04:40,831 --> 00:04:43,561 I'm about to chop you up like Negro sushi. 87 00:04:45,469 --> 00:04:48,961 [Ferocious Shouting] 88 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,100 Oh, you done angered me now. Prepare to enter the dragon. 89 00:04:52,176 --> 00:04:56,135 Only thing I see draggin' around here is them sagging breasts of yours. 90 00:04:57,715 --> 00:05:01,981 Ha-ha! Yeah. I see your master done trained you well, grasshopper. 91 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:04,851 But the smell of death is in the air. 92 00:05:04,922 --> 00:05:08,255 Oh, that's not the smell of death, Mr. Brooks. That's your upper lip. 93 00:05:10,995 --> 00:05:12,929 [Grunting] 94 00:05:12,997 --> 00:05:16,558 - Grandma! Grandpa! - On the table? 95 00:05:16,634 --> 00:05:20,126 [Both] We still together. 96 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,469 [Man] Welcome to Candy Cane's Puppet-Time Theatre. 97 00:05:29,547 --> 00:05:32,038 - Lookie yonder. - Hi, kids! 98 00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:34,607 I'm Candy Cane, and welcome to the show. 99 00:05:34,685 --> 00:05:37,279 Boy, oh, boy, are we gonna have fun today... 100 00:05:37,355 --> 00:05:41,121 because every day's fun in Candy Cane Land. 101 00:05:41,192 --> 00:05:44,423 Except for Saturday night, when you sit home alone being stood up again... 102 00:05:44,495 --> 00:05:48,659 because men are lying scum who never call back. 103 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:52,635 Oh, but that's not your problem... yet. 104 00:05:52,703 --> 00:05:55,194 Hey, there, Candy. How ya doin'? Land O'Goshen. 105 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:58,537 Well, look, kids. It's Farmer Smiley. 106 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,305 - Sure enough here. - I haven't seen him in a while. 107 00:06:01,379 --> 00:06:04,507 How you doin', kids? I'm here to tell you about the letter of the day. 108 00:06:04,582 --> 00:06:07,312 - Lookie yonder. - [Gasps] 109 00:06:07,385 --> 00:06:10,013 And what letter is that, Farmer Smiley? 110 00:06:10,087 --> 00:06:13,284 Well, the letter is, Candy... is "C." 111 00:06:13,357 --> 00:06:16,656 - Lookie there. - That's a great letter! 112 00:06:16,727 --> 00:06:20,163 Mmm. What words start with the letter "C"? 113 00:06:20,231 --> 00:06:23,257 - Uh... Cow. - Cat. 114 00:06:23,334 --> 00:06:25,427 - Car. - Cruel. 115 00:06:25,503 --> 00:06:27,664 - Cookie. - Creep. 116 00:06:27,738 --> 00:06:30,206 - Cake. - Commitment. 117 00:06:30,274 --> 00:06:33,266 - Shoot, dog. - Okay, now let's put them all together... 118 00:06:33,344 --> 00:06:36,074 and make the sentence of the day. 119 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:38,274 - I've got one. - Oh, Lord. 120 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:42,183 Farmer Smiley is a cruel cat who can't commit to Candy Cane... 121 00:06:42,253 --> 00:06:46,917 'cause he'd rather be with his wife, who's a cow. 122 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:49,482 Can you think of any other words that start... 123 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,154 with the letter "C," Farmer Smiley? 124 00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:55,357 Yeah, I can think of some words that start with "C." 125 00:06:56,967 --> 00:07:00,733 I'm sorry. Come back. 126 00:07:00,805 --> 00:07:03,296 [Giggling] Call me! 127 00:07:03,374 --> 00:07:06,275 - [Chimes Ringing] - Uh-oh! You know what that means? 128 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,641 It's Fun Fitness Time... 129 00:07:08,713 --> 00:07:12,843 and to help Candy Cane today are my two very best friends... 130 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:15,408 Anorexic Rabbit... 131 00:07:15,486 --> 00:07:17,954 and Bulimic Beaver. 132 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:20,957 Okay. Let's begin. 133 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:25,155 ♪ Bend and stretch and reach for the stars ♪ 134 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:29,222 ♪ I'm wasting my life in single bars ♪ 135 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:31,234 Again! 136 00:07:31,302 --> 00:07:34,465 ♪ You're still gaining weight but what can you do ♪ 137 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,529 ♪ When you're a used-up bar slut ♪♪ 138 00:07:36,607 --> 00:07:40,771 Who's been a pin cushion for every Tom, Dick and Farmer Smiley in town! 139 00:07:40,845 --> 00:07:43,678 I can't even rhyme! [Screams] 140 00:07:43,748 --> 00:07:46,979 [Screaming, Sobbing] 141 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:49,349 ♪♪ [Horns: Fanfare] 142 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:53,379 [Laughing] Oh, kids. Did you hear that? 143 00:07:53,457 --> 00:07:56,893 It's time for Fairy Tale Castle. 144 00:07:56,961 --> 00:08:00,954 Today we're going to tell you the story about the beautiful maiden... 145 00:08:01,031 --> 00:08:03,522 and the handsome prince. 146 00:08:03,601 --> 00:08:08,004 Once upon a time in a faraway land lived a fair maiden... 147 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:12,736 with a little bit of cellulite, but you could barely see it. 148 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:16,109 And one day she met a handsome prince. 149 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,114 Hello, fair maiden. 150 00:08:18,182 --> 00:08:21,015 I have never seen such a beauty in all the lands. 151 00:08:21,085 --> 00:08:24,418 Would you like to see my castle? [Sinister Laughing] 152 00:08:24,488 --> 00:08:27,855 The fair maiden didn't want to seem so cheap and desperate... 153 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:31,793 but she had never done it in a castle before. 154 00:08:31,862 --> 00:08:34,695 Well, you've made the right decision, fair maiden. 155 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:39,202 Just open up your drawbridge and let my Trojan horse inside. 156 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:41,500 Ha! Ha! Ha! 157 00:08:41,572 --> 00:08:44,564 [High-pitched Voice] Isn't there something you're forgetting? 158 00:08:44,642 --> 00:08:48,772 Oh, uh, uh... I, uh, uh... Hmm. 159 00:08:48,846 --> 00:08:51,212 - I love you? - Bingo! 160 00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:54,308 The fair maiden was in love. 161 00:08:54,385 --> 00:08:57,218 Let's do this froggy style. Baby, come on! Ha-ha! 162 00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:59,381 Give me some bam, bam! Yeah! Bam! Two times! 163 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,516 - Bam! Come on. Come on. Baby! Ha-ha! - Oh! Ouch! 164 00:09:02,593 --> 00:09:06,085 - Oh, yeah. - But then the prince showed his true colors... 165 00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:10,497 - by saying... - I'm tired. Go catch a cab. 166 00:09:11,702 --> 00:09:14,899 So the fair maiden turned to him and said... 167 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,805 "Burn in hell, you creep user pig!" 168 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:21,140 [Screaming] Crazy bitch! 169 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:25,410 Then the fair maiden pulled out a gun and blasted off the prince's crown jewels! 170 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,645 Come on, baby. It's not like that. It was a joke, see? 171 00:09:28,719 --> 00:09:31,381 And the fair maiden lived happily ever after... 172 00:09:31,455 --> 00:09:35,789 in a world without filthy, evil, stinking men! 173 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:37,851 Bye-bye, kids. 174 00:09:43,297 --> 00:09:47,666 ♪♪ [Man Singing: Hip-hop] 175 00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:50,635 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 176 00:10:39,219 --> 00:10:41,710 ♪♪ [Fades] 177 00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:45,884 - ♪♪ [Woman Singing: Disco] - [Announcer] Cable Access Channel 96 presents... 178 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:47,950 Men On Cooking. 179 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:55,398 Hello. I'm Blayne Edwards. 180 00:10:55,469 --> 00:10:57,460 And I'm Antoine Merrywether. 181 00:10:57,537 --> 00:11:00,529 - And welcome to Mens On Cooking. - Mens On Cooking. 182 00:11:00,607 --> 00:11:03,633 This is the show that look at cooking from a male point of view. 183 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:07,168 Mm-hmm. Today's show is brought to you by a brand-new sponsor... 184 00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:09,181 Dairy Queen. 185 00:11:09,249 --> 00:11:12,548 I scream, you scream, we all scream down at the Dairy Queen. 186 00:11:12,619 --> 00:11:14,610 [Screams] 187 00:11:14,688 --> 00:11:16,781 Now, today... 188 00:11:16,857 --> 00:11:20,850 today we're gonna make a very special dinner only for the mens. 189 00:11:20,927 --> 00:11:25,489 Mm-hmm. We're gonna start with special cocktail weenies for hors d'oeuvres. 190 00:11:25,565 --> 00:11:29,057 - Why do they call 'em "ho d'oeuvres" anyway? - 'Cause a ho gotta eat too. 191 00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:31,263 Ooh! 192 00:11:31,338 --> 00:11:35,832 Well, I just love these scrumptious little piggies in a blanket. 193 00:11:35,909 --> 00:11:38,002 All hot and steamy. 194 00:11:38,078 --> 00:11:41,878 Nestled up in between two soft buns. 195 00:11:41,948 --> 00:11:44,109 Just plumpin' when you cook 'em. 196 00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:47,176 Mmm. And they're bite-sized too. 197 00:11:49,489 --> 00:11:53,425 Yummy! Now it's time for us to decide on our main dish. 198 00:11:53,493 --> 00:11:57,486 I was watching one of them other little shows on TV, and they was cookin' up red snapper. 199 00:11:57,564 --> 00:11:59,498 [Both] Hated it! 200 00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:02,558 That's why we always decided on poultry. 201 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:07,234 'Cause nobody love a little chicken more than we do. 202 00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:09,434 So anyways... 203 00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:14,003 Oh, boy! Ooh, I got a sudden yen for some beef. 204 00:12:15,982 --> 00:12:18,177 - Hi. You must be the new boy. - Yeah. 205 00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:20,412 - What's your name? - Richard. 206 00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:23,388 I bet they call you "Dick" for short. 207 00:12:25,392 --> 00:12:30,386 Now here's our poor, unsuspecting little turkey. 208 00:12:30,464 --> 00:12:34,423 He's nubile and young, just sittin' there waiting to be dressed. 209 00:12:34,501 --> 00:12:37,766 Don't he look precious, all naked and helpless and alone? 210 00:12:37,838 --> 00:12:40,329 That remind me of my first time. 211 00:12:45,612 --> 00:12:50,640 We're gonna start by gently massaging oils into the turkey. 212 00:12:50,717 --> 00:12:52,912 [Whimpers] 213 00:12:52,986 --> 00:12:56,285 - Don't hurt him. - I'm in love, child. I ain't gonna hurt this bird. 214 00:12:56,356 --> 00:13:00,087 - I think someone's done this before. - I think so. 215 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:04,494 See, now we need to loosen this turkey up by moving his legs around a bit. 216 00:13:04,564 --> 00:13:09,024 Work those turkey legs, little Miss Thing. Work it. Work it. In and out. 217 00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:12,629 - What's that do? - Nothin' for the turkey, but it gets me woozy. 218 00:13:12,706 --> 00:13:14,571 You're crazy. 219 00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:16,575 [Gasps] 220 00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:23,372 Oh, my. Look like somebody already stuffed the turkey. 221 00:13:25,685 --> 00:13:28,176 Excuse me, boy. Could you put that in my car, please? 222 00:13:31,091 --> 00:13:34,583 Now the luscious bird is ready to be heated up. 223 00:13:34,661 --> 00:13:39,155 And while you're browning your Butterball, you can prepare your vegetable side dish. 224 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,861 You know, other shows would suggest... 225 00:13:42,936 --> 00:13:46,428 the traditional tossed salad topped with cherry tomatoes. 226 00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:48,440 [Both] Hated it. 227 00:13:48,508 --> 00:13:50,840 - I hate everything but the cherry. - I know. 228 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:53,778 Personally, I prefer a stuffed zucchini. 229 00:13:53,847 --> 00:13:57,112 - Now, remember when you're selecting your zucchini... - [Gasps] 230 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,675 You got to squeeze it. 231 00:14:01,321 --> 00:14:03,482 Use all your strength. 232 00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:05,718 Make sure it's ripe. 233 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:09,785 - Then gently take a knife... - [Screams] No! No! 234 00:14:11,464 --> 00:14:14,456 Do not touch this zucchini, child. 235 00:14:14,534 --> 00:14:18,368 This is so beautiful in its natural state. 236 00:14:18,438 --> 00:14:20,702 Boy. 237 00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:25,334 Would you put this in my car, please? 238 00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:32,108 Now it's time to select a volunteer from the audience. 239 00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:35,177 Let me see. Fish, fish, him. 240 00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:40,425 How can I help? 241 00:14:40,493 --> 00:14:43,690 Um... could you pick that up for me, please? 242 00:14:48,101 --> 00:14:52,037 Thank you very much. How 'bout some applause? Yea! 243 00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:58,402 Another perfect way to please your palate... 244 00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:00,412 is with dessert. 245 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,846 - Ladyfingers? Hated it. - Hated it. 246 00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:05,407 - Apple Brown Betty? Hated it. - Hated it. 247 00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:09,285 Ooh. What about nice, fresh bananas? 248 00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:11,347 [Both] Yummy! 249 00:15:11,424 --> 00:15:15,360 And what's whole bananas without somethin' on top of them? 250 00:15:15,428 --> 00:15:20,127 - No fun. - That's why fresh whipped cream is mandatory. 251 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,931 - Mm-hmm. - And we like to whip it ourselves. 252 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:27,337 - [Whirring] - [Squealing] 253 00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:34,073 Oh! 254 00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:36,945 Now, this item is a must-have. 255 00:15:37,017 --> 00:15:39,247 Mm-hmm. 256 00:15:39,319 --> 00:15:41,253 Oh, boy! 257 00:15:42,522 --> 00:15:44,513 Could you put this in my car? 258 00:15:44,591 --> 00:15:47,583 Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh! That goes in my car. 259 00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:53,588 You jealous little bitch. 260 00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:57,893 Now we have to say good night... 261 00:15:57,971 --> 00:16:00,735 and it's time to give this meal a very special... 262 00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:02,798 Chef Boyardee snap. 263 00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:06,368 [Both] Two snaps, and wipe your mouth. 264 00:16:09,182 --> 00:16:12,345 Join us next week when we show you how to tenderize your rump roast... 265 00:16:12,419 --> 00:16:14,751 or jerk your chicken. 266 00:16:14,821 --> 00:16:18,086 - I thought we was cookin'. - Don't we always? 267 00:16:18,158 --> 00:16:20,718 - Until then, ciao, chow, ciao! - Ciao, chow, ciao! 268 00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:23,786 ♪♪ [Woman Singing: Disco] 269 00:16:31,805 --> 00:16:35,798 Tonight we got a very special guest they call the queen of hip-hop soul. 270 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:40,437 Please welcome Uptown recording artist MaryJ. Blige. 271 00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:48,115 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 272 00:16:56,730 --> 00:17:01,531 ♪♪ [Singing] 273 00:17:34,234 --> 00:17:38,967 ♪♪ [Women Singing] 274 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,678 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 275 00:17:51,985 --> 00:17:54,647 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 276 00:17:54,721 --> 00:17:59,181 ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 277 00:18:47,273 --> 00:18:52,370 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 278 00:18:52,445 --> 00:18:55,642 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 279 00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:59,272 - ♪♪ [Man Rapping] - ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 280 00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:17,759 ♪♪ [Rapping Continues] 281 00:20:28,408 --> 00:20:33,038 ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 282 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:52,623 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 283 00:20:55,368 --> 00:20:58,701 ♪♪ [Continues, Fades] 23596

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