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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,386 --> 00:00:02,444 - How you livin'? - What? 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,112 - How you livin'? - What? 3 00:00:04,188 --> 00:00:06,383 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:08,192 --> 00:00:12,288 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 5 00:00:12,363 --> 00:00:16,629 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:16,701 --> 00:00:20,501 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:20,571 --> 00:00:24,837 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 8 00:00:24,909 --> 00:00:27,537 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 9 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:29,773 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 10 00:00:29,847 --> 00:00:32,315 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 11 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:33,907 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 12 00:00:33,985 --> 00:00:36,112 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin'listener♪ 13 00:00:36,187 --> 00:00:38,155 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 14 00:00:38,222 --> 00:00:40,247 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 15 00:00:40,325 --> 00:00:42,418 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 16 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:44,688 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 17 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:46,730 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 18 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:48,891 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 19 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,331 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 20 00:00:50,401 --> 00:00:52,096 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 21 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:55,401 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 22 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,498 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 23 00:00:57,575 --> 00:01:00,510 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 24 00:01:00,578 --> 00:01:04,776 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 25 00:01:04,849 --> 00:01:09,115 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 26 00:01:09,187 --> 00:01:12,782 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 27 00:01:12,857 --> 00:01:16,190 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪♪ 28 00:01:19,864 --> 00:01:22,890 [Announcer] Welcome to The Dysfunctional Home Show. 29 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:26,459 Now your host, Grandpa Jack Magee. 30 00:01:27,972 --> 00:01:30,702 [Moaning] 31 00:01:32,243 --> 00:01:34,177 Oh. 32 00:01:36,047 --> 00:01:38,174 Hi, friends... 33 00:01:38,249 --> 00:01:42,151 and welcome to The Dysfunctional Home Show... 34 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:47,385 where we teach you how to live the dysfunctional lifestyle. 35 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:50,825 Are you ready for dysfunction? 36 00:01:50,895 --> 00:01:55,525 Great. I'm all dead inside. 37 00:01:57,902 --> 00:02:01,065 Oh, look. Look who's here. 38 00:02:01,139 --> 00:02:04,006 It's my pride and joy. 39 00:02:04,075 --> 00:02:07,203 Daddy's little princess. 40 00:02:07,278 --> 00:02:09,439 Daddy, you're drinking again. 41 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,677 Course I'm drinkin'. 42 00:02:14,752 --> 00:02:17,619 It's the only way I can forget... 43 00:02:17,688 --> 00:02:20,748 the way you broke your mother's heart. 44 00:02:20,825 --> 00:02:24,784 You know, you're the reason she left me. 45 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:29,128 It wasn't my fault you were a hooker in junior high. 46 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:35,562 I thought all seventh graders had a beeper and a mink coat. 47 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,200 Slut! 48 00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:41,370 - I gotta go, Dad. - Okay, okay, okay. 49 00:02:41,446 --> 00:02:45,143 But before you go, give your dad some sugar. 50 00:02:45,216 --> 00:02:48,151 Oh, Dad. 51 00:02:48,219 --> 00:02:51,882 I'm seeing somebody, Dad! 52 00:02:51,956 --> 00:02:55,016 - [Screams] - [Grunts, Groans] 53 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,322 See you later. 54 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:05,934 That's what you call tough love. 55 00:03:07,972 --> 00:03:10,873 Aren't we just the model family? 56 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:14,105 That is the number one lesson for today: 57 00:03:14,178 --> 00:03:19,115 Denial is the key to a dysfunctional lifestyle. 58 00:03:19,183 --> 00:03:22,482 Write it down or send for the manuscript. 59 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:33,619 Okay. Now... 60 00:03:33,698 --> 00:03:37,828 we're gonna do some dysfunctional cooking. 61 00:03:39,203 --> 00:03:41,137 Where's the food? 62 00:03:41,205 --> 00:03:43,605 [Man's Voice] Check the cupboard, Dad. 63 00:03:43,674 --> 00:03:46,370 I know where it is! 64 00:03:46,444 --> 00:03:49,971 That's my son, the big director! 65 00:03:50,047 --> 00:03:54,984 Thinks he's better than me 'cause I have a drink now and again. 66 00:03:55,052 --> 00:03:59,887 Son, you're nothin', and you'll never be nothin'. 67 00:04:05,263 --> 00:04:09,097 Aha! There it is! 68 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:13,364 Pork and beans. Pork and beans! 69 00:04:15,573 --> 00:04:19,976 In a dysfunctional home, you gotta have 'em. 70 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,347 My ex wife used to cook for me... 71 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:30,319 till she started listening to her high society friends. 72 00:04:30,388 --> 00:04:34,222 All of a sudden, she can't take a punch anymore. 73 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:38,260 Starts usin' fancy words... 74 00:04:38,329 --> 00:04:41,924 like "self-esteem"... 75 00:04:41,999 --> 00:04:44,524 and "codependence." 76 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:50,301 Okay, that... that's just about ready for the oven. 77 00:04:58,049 --> 00:05:00,279 [Shudders] 78 00:05:00,351 --> 00:05:04,344 I gotta remember to preheat this sucker. 79 00:05:04,422 --> 00:05:07,858 [Man's Voice] The oven, Dad. That is a refrigerator. 80 00:05:07,925 --> 00:05:10,826 I know what it is! 81 00:05:13,164 --> 00:05:15,098 Nothin'. 82 00:05:18,035 --> 00:05:20,765 Okay, now... 83 00:05:20,838 --> 00:05:24,774 while that is slowly simmering... 84 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:29,577 I can always find something useful to do... 85 00:05:29,647 --> 00:05:32,047 with this other oven. 86 00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:36,109 - [Puffing] - [Gas Hissing] 87 00:05:37,555 --> 00:05:41,958 Where is that good-for-nothin', booze-suckin' son of mine? 88 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:48,930 Jack! What are you doin' cookin' pork and beans? 89 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,059 Pork and beans! 90 00:05:52,403 --> 00:05:54,667 Hey! 91 00:05:54,739 --> 00:05:58,903 I'm trying to kill myself. 92 00:05:58,976 --> 00:06:02,969 Well, you gotta put the oven on high. 93 00:06:03,047 --> 00:06:06,608 You don't know how to do anything right! 94 00:06:06,684 --> 00:06:09,152 You're a loser! 95 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:13,782 Your brother, Bobby, knew how to kill himself. 96 00:06:13,858 --> 00:06:16,884 He was a real man. 97 00:06:16,961 --> 00:06:19,589 But not you. Oh, no. 98 00:06:19,664 --> 00:06:22,895 You can't even gas yourself right. 99 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:27,836 You are a failure, and you'll never amount to nothin'. 100 00:06:27,905 --> 00:06:30,806 Nobody loves you. 101 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:32,809 Nobody! 102 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:37,914 [Oven Timer Dings] 103 00:06:41,018 --> 00:06:44,317 [Man's Voice] Dad, Dad, that's the oven timer. 104 00:06:46,123 --> 00:06:48,990 I know what it is. 105 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,460 It's the oven timer. 106 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:56,429 Oh, yes. That looks delicious. 107 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:02,597 But watch out, 'cause that plate is awful hot. 108 00:07:06,911 --> 00:07:11,439 Now... all we have to do... 109 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:15,212 is put a lit... 110 00:07:17,254 --> 00:07:19,848 We just have to add a lit... 111 00:07:33,237 --> 00:07:37,367 We just have to put a little bit of garnish on it. 112 00:07:37,441 --> 00:07:41,844 There you go. There you have it. 113 00:07:41,912 --> 00:07:43,971 Pork and beans. 114 00:07:45,349 --> 00:07:47,476 Pork and beans! 115 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:52,883 Now I can have this nice, sumptuous meal... 116 00:07:52,957 --> 00:07:56,757 when I come back from my drive. 117 00:07:58,362 --> 00:08:00,296 [Man's Voice] Would you stop him, Steven! 118 00:08:00,364 --> 00:08:03,128 Grandpa, no! Hey, give me the keys. 119 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,725 - Get off me, ya sons of bitches! - Give me the keys! 120 00:08:05,803 --> 00:08:07,896 - I'll kill ya! - Come on! 121 00:08:07,972 --> 00:08:10,702 This is lesson number five: 122 00:08:10,775 --> 00:08:15,075 Take everybody else down with you! [Shouting, Indistinct] 123 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,944 [Announcer] This has been The Dysfunctional Home Show... 124 00:08:18,015 --> 00:08:20,506 with your gramp host, Grandpa Jack. 125 00:08:24,287 --> 00:08:27,552 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 126 00:08:27,624 --> 00:08:29,615 Excuse me, folks. Excuse me. 127 00:08:29,693 --> 00:08:31,627 Excuse me, ma'am. 128 00:08:31,695 --> 00:08:35,426 Oh, yes, thank you for savin' our places, lady. Appreciate that. 129 00:08:35,498 --> 00:08:37,659 - Who are you? - Smurfs? 130 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:40,294 - Oh. - Oh, we got a real live comedian here. 131 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:42,304 She kinda cute. She kinda cute. 132 00:08:42,372 --> 00:08:45,808 - Don't they remind you of two little Cocoa Puffs? - Yeah, they sure do. 133 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:48,139 And you know I just get cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 134 00:08:48,211 --> 00:08:50,304 I just go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 135 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,974 Word, I'm about to go in and pull the prize right outta the box. 136 00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:55,609 - That's what I'm sayin'. - Do you have a problem? 137 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:57,880 Yo, my name is Tony Roam. 138 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,616 Roam around 'em, Roam. Roam around 'em, Roam. 139 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:04,751 - Ah, yeah. - And this my man, Snuff Alofugus. 140 00:09:04,828 --> 00:09:06,921 Cheese! 141 00:09:06,997 --> 00:09:11,127 Yo, yo, you know what? We're about to go Brady Bunch on both of y'all. 142 00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:15,160 - ♪ Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ - Please, you're gonna make me sick all over my new outfit. 143 00:09:15,238 --> 00:09:17,172 Besides, here comes my baby. Baby? 144 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,174 Yo, slim, you talkin' to my girl or what? Huh? 145 00:09:19,242 --> 00:09:22,109 Uh-oh, Snuff. Uh-oh. Looks like you got company. 146 00:09:22,178 --> 00:09:24,703 What you 'onna do? 147 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:27,841 What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna whoop you so bad, your mama's gonna feel it. 148 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,851 - That's what's gonna happen. - Oh, my moms! 149 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:32,820 - My moms! - Yeah, your moms! Your moms! 150 00:09:32,889 --> 00:09:35,380 - He got me cryin', Roam. - Come here, baby boy. 151 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:38,018 - He got me cryin'. - Come to Papa Roam. 152 00:09:38,094 --> 00:09:40,756 - Ahhh. - [Blabbering] He got me cryin'. 153 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,196 - Shh! Shh! - He got me cryin', Roam! 154 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:45,791 [Roam] ♪ Hush little Snuffy, don't you cry ♪ 155 00:09:45,869 --> 00:09:48,394 ♪ Roam is gonna pop them in each eye ♪♪ 156 00:09:48,471 --> 00:09:51,736 That old punk went H. Ross Perot on us. 157 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,742 I thought he wasn't gonna run, and he did. 158 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,641 Ho, ho. Come no, man. 159 00:09:55,712 --> 00:09:57,805 - Go get him. - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, man. 160 00:09:57,881 --> 00:10:00,145 - Yo, what's up, man? Who are you? - I'm the bouncer. 161 00:10:00,216 --> 00:10:03,617 - Well, you better bounce your big ass outta my way. - Yo, no, no. 162 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:07,054 Ah, that's it, man. You done done it. I'm about to go Redd Foxx on you. 163 00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:08,249 - Oh, what's that? - Uh-oh. 164 00:10:08,324 --> 00:10:10,258 - That's... Come on. - Uh-oh. 165 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:13,056 - Come on. - He gonna go Redd Foxx. That's where he beats you down... 166 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:15,620 while I go take the rest of your stuff. 167 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,667 That's right, boy. I'll leave you scared sayin'... 168 00:10:17,734 --> 00:10:20,567 "Oh, they're comin', Elizabeth. This the big one. It's comin'. 169 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:22,605 - It's comin'." - Hey, forget it, man. I told you, man. 170 00:10:22,672 --> 00:10:24,970 - You punks ain't gettin' in here. - Oh, you done done it. 171 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,532 He's mad now. Snuff is crazy. This boy is crazy. 172 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:31,102 This boy's a fool. I'm tellin' you, Snuff. Yo, yo, go crazy. 173 00:10:31,181 --> 00:10:33,649 Go Hulk Hogan on him, Snuff! 174 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,481 - [Growling] - This boy is crazy. I'm tellin' you. 175 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,283 - Go Playboy. Go Playboy on him, Snuff - Playboy. 176 00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:41,755 Oh, yeah, now Penthouse. Go Penthouse on him, Snuff. 177 00:10:41,825 --> 00:10:45,591 Ohh, take some of that. Take some of that. 178 00:10:45,662 --> 00:10:49,223 Yo, boy, I said you can't come in. Why don't y'all come back on sissy night? 179 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:52,826 - Oh, man. See, now I wouldn't even take that. - Uh-huh. 180 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,496 If I was you, straight up, I'd go MichaelJackson on him. 181 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,201 Oh, yeah, that's right, boy. I'm-a come at you and rearrange your face... 182 00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:02,676 and knock the black off you. [Yelling] 183 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:06,204 Let go, man! Now you gonna make me goJoeJackson on you. 184 00:11:06,282 --> 00:11:10,343 Yeah, that's when I get with your sister, and she writes a book about me 20 years later. 185 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,354 - Now get outta here! - Man. 186 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,913 - Come on, Roam. - I wouldn't even take that. 187 00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:23,522 [Knocking] 188 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,361 [Knocking] 189 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,769 I heard you the first time. 190 00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:41,306 Well, well, well. If it ain't Mrs. Charlie herself. 191 00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:44,353 What am I being falsely accused of now, Your Whiteness? 192 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:48,857 Uh, I'm sorry. Are you Mr. Homey D. Clown? 193 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,859 No, I'm Harry D. Frog. 194 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:55,057 Oh! Uh, yes, I've heard about you. 195 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,463 I'm from the Department of Social Services... 196 00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:00,002 and I have someone I'd like you to meet. 197 00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:04,372 This is Homey, Jr. 198 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:08,274 Ha, ha, ha. So let I get this straight. 199 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,539 I'm supposed to believe that this kid is mine... 200 00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:13,946 just because you slap a red nose on his face and paint a smile on his lips? 201 00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:16,485 - I don't think so. - Oh! 202 00:12:16,553 --> 00:12:18,487 Homey don't play that. 203 00:12:18,555 --> 00:12:20,489 That's all right, Homey, Jr. 204 00:12:20,557 --> 00:12:24,789 I know a very nice white family that would be all too thrilled to have a little son. 205 00:12:24,861 --> 00:12:26,795 So let me get this straight. 206 00:12:26,863 --> 00:12:30,629 You're gonna let them stick me in some white family who will treat me like Webster? 207 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,634 I don't think so. 208 00:12:32,702 --> 00:12:35,432 - Son! - Dad! 209 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,338 Well, isn't that just the... 210 00:12:40,777 --> 00:12:43,541 The bitch finally tracked me down. 211 00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:46,343 I guess we got a lot of catchin' up to do, son. 212 00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:50,011 Have a seat. Let me tell you about whitey. 213 00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,023 - [Bat Strikes Ball] - [All Cheering] 214 00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:58,151 Whoa! [Laughing] 215 00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:02,028 Hey, you two, come on! Do the wave with us. 216 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:05,090 Oh, yeah, join in the fun with all the nice folks. 217 00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:08,660 - That's the spirit. - Stand up and wave our hands in the air. 218 00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:11,764 - Yeah, it's fun. - Debase ourselves and sacrifice our dignity... 219 00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:14,036 and act like a jackass just like you. 220 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,578 Ha, ha! I don't think so. 221 00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:18,614 Homey don't play that. 222 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,585 [Laughs] And that's the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. 223 00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:28,112 So the moral of the story is that women can't be trusted, huh, Dad? 224 00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:30,591 No, white women can't be trusted. 225 00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:35,430 Let's play a game. 226 00:13:35,498 --> 00:13:39,832 Okay. This game is called "The Man's Monopoly." 227 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:45,202 I'll be the chewing gum, and you be the Cheeto. 228 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,401 Okay, you go first. 229 00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:51,504 Move five spaces. 230 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:55,017 One, two, three, four, five. 231 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,111 - Ah, you've landed on Bobo's Park Place. - I wanna buy it. 232 00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:01,713 Now, how can you buy it if you only makin' minimum wage... 233 00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:05,056 and you got a wife and two kids, and The Man's raisin' your rent? 234 00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:08,564 - I don't know. - Exactly. So you go to jail. 235 00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:18,435 But since you're new at this, Homey's gonna give you another chance. 236 00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:20,703 Go ahead, move five more spaces. 237 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:24,406 One, two, three, four, five. 238 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,414 Oh, I passed Go. Collect $200. 239 00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:29,883 Yeah, but when you passed Go, you was in Mr. Charlie's neighborhood. 240 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,978 So you go back to jail. 241 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,588 But I don't wanna go to jail. This game's not fair. 242 00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:39,628 None ofThe Man's games are fair, son. 243 00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:42,290 I'm sleepy, Dad. Where's my room? 244 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:45,061 Oh, that's over in the west wing. Follow me, son. 245 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,872 There you go. 246 00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:56,036 Will you sing me a lullaby, Dad? 247 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,946 Normally, I'd hit you upside your head... 248 00:15:00,016 --> 00:15:04,885 but since you visitin', what the hell? 249 00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:09,050 ♪ Hush, little Homey Don't say a word ♪ 250 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:13,027 ♪ Ain't that a siren you just heard ♪ 251 00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:16,065 ♪ Here comes a car with flashin' lights ♪ 252 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:19,192 ♪ To rob little Homey of his human rights ♪ 253 00:15:19,268 --> 00:15:23,227 ♪ Which have been denied... ♪ since every black clown in the days of our forefathers... 254 00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:27,265 - when they cut off little Kunta Klownte's foot, and The Man... - [Knocking] 255 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,710 I'll get that. 256 00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:42,416 That's for the oppression you're about to unload on me. 257 00:15:42,492 --> 00:15:46,622 Well, l... Actually, it seems there's been a terrible mistake. 258 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,857 I have got to take the boy back to his mother. 259 00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:52,128 Apparently, he, uh, ran away from home. 260 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,529 Come here. 261 00:15:57,607 --> 00:16:01,043 So you ran away from home, huh? 262 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:04,546 You tried to use Homey as your backup. 263 00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:09,176 You have no respect for authority and decided to play by your own rules. 264 00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:11,482 I'm proud of you, son. 265 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:15,285 I got a little surprise for you. 266 00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:18,987 This is Homey's first sock. 267 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,264 Use it wisely, my son. 268 00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,629 I will, Father. Are there others like us? 269 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,032 Yeah, but they scared to put on the makeup. 270 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:30,933 Well, I suppose this is where we have to hug... 271 00:16:31,007 --> 00:16:33,669 and have that tender Walt Disney moment, huh? 272 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,406 And I'm supposed to clutch your legs and cry as they drag me away from you. 273 00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:43,515 [Together] I don't think so. Homey don't play that. 274 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,612 - Isn't this a touching scene. - [Together] Shut up. 275 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,983 - Yes. Come here. - Now both of y'all... 276 00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:52,550 get the hell outta here 'fore I kick you down the stairs. 277 00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:55,028 - Right. Yes. - Hey, Junior? 278 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,760 Give that to your mama. 279 00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:10,239 Yo, what's up? Tonight we have Future Records/MCA... 280 00:17:10,313 --> 00:17:13,180 recording artist Wreckx-N-Effect featuring Teddy Riley. 281 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,184 Unfortunately, Arkell couldn't be here tonight. 282 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,277 So, Arkell, this one's for you. 283 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,345 Wreckx-N-Effect, "Rump Shaker." 284 00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:24,359 Oh, yeah. We're gonna do this. 285 00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:28,090 All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom. 286 00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:31,156 ♪♪ [Rapping] 287 00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:38,037 ♪♪ [Continues] 288 00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:33,615 ♪♪ [Ends] 23690

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