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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You for me and me for you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪
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♪ Here comes another one of thosefunky, funny mo'money shows ♪
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♪ A cast for laughsand talented roles ♪
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♪ And sisters with twistersfor you been lookin', listener♪
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♪ It seems you don't believeso you can believe what I convince ya ♪
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♪ Some booty to your short and thoughtWe'll make it snappy ♪
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♪ With jokes and pokesat folks to keep you happy ♪
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♪ No need to holdyour remote control ♪
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♪ ChillThis show's got soul ♪
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♪ All aboard, all aboardThe train never troubles ♪
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♪ You'd better snuggle upcouple up ♪
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- ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It's hard to believebut some of the best things in life are free ♪
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♪ So, fellas, grab your girlTell her that you love her♪
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♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin'when you're livin'in living color♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪
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[With Woman]
Over, under and through the loop.
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Oh, look at Mama's little baby!
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Ah, aren't you adorable?
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- [Doorbell Rings]
- I'll get it.
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Hi, I'm Judy. I responded
to your personal ad.
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- You must be Lonnie.
- Yeah, I'm, uh, Lonnie.
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He's Lonnie. That's my baby.
He wrote the whole personal ad himself.
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- Isn't that just sweet?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, now go on and ask the girl
to come in, Lonnie.
- Uh, would you come in, please?
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Sure.
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Did you ever see such
an adorable little baby?
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Oh. Okay, well, I'm gonna leave you two
alone now, all right?
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Okay. Say bye-bye to Mommy.
Come on.
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[Speaking Baby Gibberish]
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[Gibberish Continues]
Sweet, sweet sweetie!
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[Laughs]
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Uh, why don't we sit down, Judy?
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Okay. Yeah, sure.
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[Exhales]
So, Lonnie, what do you do?
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Well, my mom got me a job
where she works, in her office...
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but what I really want to be
is like a... like a fireman...
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- Mmm.
- Or a cowboy...
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- or like a big giant robot!
- [Laughs]
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Oh, you're funny, Lonnie.
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Yeah, I like a guy
with a sense of humor.
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[Sighs] Oh.
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- That's mine.
- It's really nice.
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- Do you collect these?
- I said that's mine.
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I'm sorry.
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Uh... So, can I offer you
something to drink?
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Yeah, sure. Okay.
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Cheers. Come on. Let's race.
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- I beat you! [Gasping]
- [Laughs]
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So... So, what are you up for?
Uh, movies? Uh, dancing?
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Oh, dancing! Look, I'm gonna play
my favorite song.
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[Man]
♪ One little, two little
three little Indians ♪
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[Singing Along]
♪ Four little, five little
six little Indians ♪
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♪ Seven little, eight little
nine little Indians ♪
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♪ Ten little Indian boys ♪♪
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[Whooping]
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[Laughing]
Oh, no! Lonnie!
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You're... You're fun, you know?
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Most guys I date are so serious.
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[Sighs, Smacks Lips]
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So... So, what do you
want to do now?
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- Suck.
- Lonnie!
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Don't you think that's moving
a little too fast?
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Lonnie, no! Gosh.
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[Sniffling]
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- [Wails]
- Oh, look, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to hurt
your feelings, Lonnie.
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[Sobbing]
You wouldn't...
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Would you give me a hug?
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Oh, sure.
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[Sneezes]
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You know...
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[Sighs] Lonnie, it's really
kind of refreshing to meet a man...
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who's not afraid to cry.
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Do you mind if I slip into
something more comfortable?
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- Maybe we can go for a walk.
- Okay. It's a great idea.
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- Okay. I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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- Ready!
- Oh, my God.
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- Well, come on. Let's go!
- What is that smell?
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Uh-oh.
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I think I made a smelly.
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- I'm out of here.
- Well... Well, wait a minute.
Come on. Wait for me, girl!
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♪♪ [Man Singing]
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♪♪ [Woman Vocalizing]
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[Whistle Blows]
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Help! Help me!
Somebody, help me!
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- Shut up, granny!
- Girl, you better up this purse.
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♪♪ [Man Singing]
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Yo, what the hell is that?
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Hold it right there, fellas.
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I smell injustice. Phew!
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- Oh, no! It's Super Bimbo.
- That's right.
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I'm Super Bimbo... model, actress...
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and defender of, um, stuff!
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I tell you what. You come one more step closer,
and this old lady gets it. I swear.
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You better give it up, punk,before she uses her superpowers.
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Me? Oh, right, yeah.
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Yeah, my superpowers.
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Um... [Giggles]
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Um, do you know
anything about, like...
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[Gasps] cars and stuff?
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I'm having a lot of trouble
with my Miata.
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I put the key in the right hole,
but nothing happens.
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Oh, well... [Chuckles]
Did you press the gas first, baby?
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Oh, God! What's that?
[Giggles]
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Is that one of those
foot thingies?
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Oh, yeah. [Chuckles]
See, what you gotta do is...
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No, no, man. No, man.
Don't listen to her, man.
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She's bombarding you with
her helpless slut ray, man.
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Where does the gas go?
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The gas go all the way
up in there.
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Hey, man. I got to stop this.
Man... Hey, man!
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Hey! Hey, stand back, mister,
or you'll be sorry.
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I know I have it
in here somewhere. Ah!
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All right. Let that old lady go,
or I use my super hold. I will!
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[Gasps] Lasts all day
and holds beautifully.
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- [Giggles]
- Yo, man. Look what she did to me, man!
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- You got to stop her. Take her down!
- Hey, man.
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- What you want me to do?
- I know what you should do.
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- Let her go, or you're next.
- Okay.
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A'ight. A'ight, Super Bimbo.
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If a train leaves Chicago at 12:30,
and it's going 27 miles an hour...
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- Oh, no. Not math!
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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- Stop! Somebody stop him!
- Take this!
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And if cashews are $4.98 a pound,
and peanuts are 79 cents a pound...
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- and Johnny only has $1.25...
- Oh, God. No!
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I'm losing power.
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How could you?
I'm a bimbo!
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Come on, Super Bimbo. Just think
of the problems in terms of simple fractions.
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Shut up!
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If I could only get
to my secret weapons.
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See anything you like,
big boy?
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Don't look, man!She's hypnotizing you!
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You're getting sleepier.
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- Uh-huh.
- Hey, man. Snap out of it, man!
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Don't look at her implants, man!
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Oh, Joey, man! You booby-trapped!
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Oh.
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I love you, Super Bimbo.
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- Come home with me, please.
- Really?
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[Snickers] Okay.
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- Thanks, Super Bimbo.
- You're welcome.
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And, listen, call me.
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No matter where you are,
no matter how far, just call my name.
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I'll be there in a hurry,
and that you can depend and never worry.
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Did I say that right?
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Get a job, Super Bimbo.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Hey, man. Don't leave me here!
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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[Man]It's the DefJam Comedy Hour...
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with the deffest, the dopest,the freshest, the nastiest...
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the stank-bootiest young black comicson the scene today.
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Uh-uh. But you know
what I can't stand?
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I can't stand a man
that don't wash his ass.
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[Laughing, Cheering]
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[Man] Yeah!The DefJam Comedy Hour...
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where the best part of the showis in the audience.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.
You ever wipe a booger on the wall...
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and the booger look at you
and say, "What's up, y'all?"
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And then she like... [Bleeps]
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But, see, you didn't 'cause she... [Bleeps]
You know what I'm sayin'?
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[Bleeps]
That's all I'm sayin'.
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[Man] So move over,
Showtime at the Apollo...
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because the DefJam Comedy Hour
is in your face.
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- [Screams]
- [Explosion]
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[Explosion]
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That's what I'm sayin'. 'Cause I leave 'em smokin',
you know what I'm sayin'?
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I leave 'em smokin'.
I got 'em smokin' in here, "G"!
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[Man] DefJam Comedy Hour.
Check it out!
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[Man]Welcome to Juicemania...
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the show that takes a lookat the wonderful world ofjuice.
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This week... theJuice Weasel.
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And now, here's your host,Gordy Langston!
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- Hi, everybody!
- [Cheering]
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Are you as excited
as I'm being paid to be?
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We've been paid too!
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Oh, that's all right,
and it's also incredible!
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Hey, let's bring out today's host...
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the incredible, most amazing guest
we've ever had...
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JuicyJay Corners!
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- [Cheering]
- Come on! Wow!
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Wow!
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Wow! JuicyJay, that was
an incredible feat of strength.
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Thank you, Gordy. I took my whole family
on long trips like this.
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Wow. Wow, man.
Where's your family now, Jay?
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They're all dead.
I outlived 'em all.
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That's the beauty
of theJuice Weasel.
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Wow. That's incredible,
huh, audience?
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- You! Come on up here.
- Me?
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Come on up!
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- You seem like a healthy young man.
How old are ya?
- I'm 21.
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- Twenty-one, huh?
- Yes. [Grunts]
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He's 21, but I'm still standin'.
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I found the secret of eternal life.
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I looked into God's eyes,
and you know what I saw?
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- TheJuice Weasel.
- Hey, folks! Can you tell me what time it is?
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[With Audience]Time tojuice!
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[Chanting]
Juice! Juice! Juice! Juice!
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[Chanting Continues]
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Gordy, that's how much organic matter
you need every day.
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Now, you could eat it
in that form...
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but sooner or later, you're gonna
get tired of wiping your butt.
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Another problem is fruit.
How do you get at it?
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Look! What do I do with it?
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You need to be a NASA scientist
to get inside that thing.
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Have you ever tried to drink
a raw carrot, Gordy?
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[Gagging]
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It can't be done.
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Wow, I get it. Now, that's
where theJuice Weasel comes in.
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Yes!
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TheJuice Weasel separates
the fiber from the juice...
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saving only the most
essential elements.
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That's the beauty of my design, Gordy.
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- I want you to try something.
- Sure, Jay.
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- A little concoction I made before the show.
- Okay.
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[Gags]
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Ew! Ew, that tastes like
somebody's dirty undershorts.
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- Not just somebody's, Gordy. They're mine.
- [Coughs]
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But, see,
the undershorts are gone.
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All that's left
is the life-giving juice.
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- That's incredible!
- Isn't that great? Isn't that great?
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[Audience Applauding]
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See, people like to eat the bad stuff
and throw away the good stuff.
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Look at this celery, Gordy.
Look at it!
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- Where does it come from?
- Uh, the dirt, Jay?
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- No, the soil.
- [Gasps]
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You see, the soil is
the most important thing on earth.
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That is Mother Earth
giving us our gifts.
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All life emanates from the soil.
It emanates, Gordy!
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See? So, what I do is
knock out the middle man.
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You got all the minerals
you need right here.
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- That's gonna be beautiful, Gordy.
- Sure is. Right, guys?
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Hell with them! You know...
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another question people ask me,
Gordy, is...
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"Jay, what am I gonna do
about my finances?
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Groceries are too expensive."
[Mumbling]
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Oh, ya son of a... You know?
I could just go off on 'em.
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I'd love to juice them sometime, you know?
Just put their hand in there...
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- We can't do that, can we, Jay?
- [Imitates Grinding]
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You know? But, uh...
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But theJuice Weasel can take
yesterday's leftovers...
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and turn them
into today's smoothie.
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00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:28,406
Sounds pretty good to me. [Chuckles]
But what do you mean, Jay?
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Well, here's a little bag of garbage
I took off my neighbor's lawn.
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- Most people throw eggshells away.
- [Grinding]
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Bad mistake.
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- Oh, look at this, Gordy. We got lucky.
- Hey, wait a minute.
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We got lucky. See? You know, when I see
people throwing stuff like this away...
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it just makes me want to scream.
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Oh, come on now. Insects?
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Don't ever question me, Gordy.
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I know a lot more about nutrition
than you do.
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All right. That's just about ready.
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- Okay. Now, watch this, Gordy.
- Okay, Jay.
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[Man Chanting]Juice! Juice! Juice! Juice!
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[With Audience]
Juice! Juice! Juice! Juice!
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[Exhales, Grunts]
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Notice anything different, Gordy?
270
00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:17,761
Uh, no. What, uh, Jay?
271
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,699
I'm invisible!
272
00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:24,502
Oh. Oh, oh, right.
Yeah, that's incredible.
273
00:15:24,574 --> 00:15:26,565
L-I thought you were talking
about something else.
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00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:29,737
[Chuckles]
275
00:15:29,812 --> 00:15:32,474
Who are you talking to, Gordy?
I'm over here!
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00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:35,949
Wow. That's incredible,
isn't it, audience?
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00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,783
You think that's great...
Oh, look. Look!
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00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,517
- Oh, the vegetables are flyin' by themselves.
- Ooh.
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- Oh, great.
- If you think that's great, Gordy,
wait till you see me fly.
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00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,519
Wait a minute.
Uh, Jay... Wait a minute.
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00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:50,225
- That's not in the script. Jay...
- I can fly. I swear I can.
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- Uh, uh, Leon, stop tape.
- I can fly!
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00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,462
- Wait. What? Jay? Jay. Jay!
- I can fly!
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00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,132
Oh, my God! He jumped
out the window! Stop tape!
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00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,301
- Oh, he jumped! Jay, are you all right?
- [Thuds]
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00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:06,974
It's getting dark.
I'm feeling strangely peaceful.
287
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,314
Oh, my God. Jay,do we need a priest?
288
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:13,116
No, Gordy.
Just give me the juice.
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00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:18,153
[Exhales, Smacks Lips]
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00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,627
Could you pour some of that
on my joints, Gordy?
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[Groans]
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00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:29,864
[Exhales]
I feel much better now, Gordy.
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That proves one thing to me.
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- There's a time to laugh...
- A time to cry...
295
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- A time to live...
- [Together] And a time to juice!
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Tonight we have
from Elektra Entertainment...
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one of the dopest emcees,
Grand Puba.
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Performing
"360, What Goes Around Comes Around."
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Yeah. Say yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, hey.
300
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,363
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey.
301
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,768
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey.
Yo, check it out.
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00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:07,139
Let's resonate for the day as we parlay
live and direct for Living Color.
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00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:10,668
We got my man Stud Doogie in the house.
Big Jeff's in the house.
304
00:17:10,747 --> 00:17:14,478
Big up for people in D.C.
You know what I'm sayin'?
305
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,541
Live and direct with Living Color.
306
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:20,248
- Big Jeff, check it out. Check it out. Check it out.
- Stud Doogie, is ya with me?
307
00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:25,486
- Say what, Alamo?
- Is ya with me?
308
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,495
Hey, yo, check this one out.
309
00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,724
Livin'Color, is ya with me?
310
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,824
Yeah. We'll set it off finally.
311
00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:34,233
Word up. Check it out
as we parlay right about now.
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00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,899
♪♪ [Rapping]
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♪♪ [Rapping Continues]
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♪♪ [Rapping Continues]
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00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:25,602
♪♪ [Ends]
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