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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You for me and me for you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪
- ♪ All right ♪
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♪ Here comes another one of thosefunky, funny mo'money shows ♪
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♪ A cast for laughsand talented roles ♪
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♪ And sisters with twistersfor you been lookin', listener♪
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♪ It seems you don't believeso you can believe what I convince ya ♪
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♪ Some booty to your short and thoughtWe'll make it snappy ♪
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♪ With jokes and pokesat folks to keep you happy ♪
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♪ No need to holdyour remote control ♪
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♪ ChillThis show's got soul ♪
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♪ All aboard, all aboardThe train never troubles ♪
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♪ You'd better snuggle upcouple up ♪
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- ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It's hard to believe but someof the best things in life are free ♪
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♪ So, fellas, grab your girlTell her that you love her♪
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♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin'when you're livin'in living color♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪♪
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[Audience Applauding]
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[Announcer]And now, Jay Leno!
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[Squeaky Voice]
Thank you. Thank you.
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That's a great round of applause there.
It gets me real excited.
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Makes me so excited,
my voice goes real high.
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You know, tonight we have
a really similar show for you...
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but why don't we start out
by introducing you...
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to Branford Marsalis
and the Tonight Show band.
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[Audience Applauding]
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Let's get right to the news.
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Here's some of the headlines
that are happening around our country.
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People are sending them to us.
First headline:
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"Crazed Gunman Mows Down
15 in Post Office."
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Aren't these people taking this
Elvis stamp thing a little too seriously?
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All right.
Second headline says...
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"Bank Robbed,
Four Security Guards Killed."
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And well worth
the $3.35 an hour, I must say.
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Anyway, let's get started.
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My first guest
is the first bald person...
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to win a Grammy since Isaac Hayes.
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Please welcome Sinéad O'Connor.
Come on out here, Sinéad.
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♪♪ [Band Playing]
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All right, Sinéad.
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Sinéad, let's rise for the singing
of our national anthem.
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Huh? Kiddin'ya! Okay.
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It's good you cantake a joke like that.
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I guess it's good to see you again.
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I guess the lesson
for the young girls out here is...
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that you should never use
the drive-through window at Supercuts.
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Oh, that's very funny, Mr. Leno.
Make your jokes.
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But I'm not a girl, you know.
I'm a woman.
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This is just the sort of sexist attitude
I dealt with all my life...
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even in my own homeland of Ireland
where a grown woman is called a lassie.
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Lassie, huh? You look more
like a Mexican hairless to me...
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Uncle Fester.
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You know, make your
little jokes, Mr. Leno...
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but I'm not here on your show
to promote my career.
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This is capitalist business.
That's what this is.
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This is the prime minister of Norway.
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Her country allows the killing
of thousands of whales.
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You know, I went
whale watching once.
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I heard the captain yell
"There she blows..."
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and I thought somebody
had spotted Madonna.
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[Audience Groans]
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Now, what has this cute, littleguy done to deplete whatever?
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Nothing, but I just
find him really irritating.
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Well, I got one for you, Mrs. Clean.
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Tear this one up.
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No. Arsenio's a fine man,
and very politically correct.
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- You know, when we were dating,
he'd often say to me...
- Dating? Dating?
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You were dating Arsenio Hall?
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- Yes. What of it?
- You have fallen from grace.
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You are not longer
invited on this show.
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- You have slept with the anti-host.
- [Audience Groans]
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Can you imagine if she
and Arsenio had a kid?
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With her bald head
and his triangle head...
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he'd come out lookin'
like a "yield" sign with a nose ring.
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Like this.
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That is it! I'm leavin'!
Fight the real enemy!
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Yeah? Why don't you
go join a karate class?
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See if they can snatch
the pebble from your hand, huh?
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Okay, we're gonna take a short
commercial break here and be right back.
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Hey, hold on. Hold on here.Wait a second.
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What happened
to Branford and the band?
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Oh, snap.
They had to run off early.
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They had to do
The Arsenio Hall Show.
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Well, that's it.
They're banned.
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They're banned.
The band is banned.
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I don't care.
I don't need 'em anyway.
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I don't. As long as I still
have my audience, right?
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[Audience Makes Barking Sounds]
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[Sighs]
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Well, I say if you can't beat 'em...
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you might as well get busy
with some of that Dorito-eatin'...
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controversy-duckin',
motor cycle-ridin'...
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producer-firin'Johnny
Should've Stayed Funk, huh?
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♪♪ [Drums]
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Hi. I'm Cher... singer,
actress, mother, model, slut...
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and you're probably wondering
what I'm doing hawking beauty products...
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when everyone knows my face has seen
more cuts than a Thanksgiving turkey.
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Well, I've made goo-gobs
of money doing this.
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And I'm Lorie Daves.
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And you're wondering how
someone who looks like this...
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could possibly have something
to say about beauty.
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You see, there were days when I didn't
feel good about how I looked...
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no matter how many young men
I had around me.
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But then I found out about the incredible
beauty system of Lorie Daves...
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and realized money was more important
than grinding a boy scout.
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[Laughing]
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Lorie, I used your product
for over a year...
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before I realized that
it wasn't your product at all.
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It was merely being around you
that made me look so great.
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[Sighs]
Exactly, Cher.
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That's the secret
of beauty, you see.
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It isn't so much
looking good yourself...
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but rather sitting next to someone
who can't help but make you look good...
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[Together]
By comparison.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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All of a sudden, I feel
light as a feather and rich too.
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And your hair even looks better.
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[Cackling]
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But, Lorie, what about all the millions
of people that purchase your products...
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that don't have the benefit
of being next to you?
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Well, that's what makes
my system so special.
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They can find an unattractive
person of their own...
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at D.M.V., Kmart, Weight Watchers...
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or any of the Slavic countries.
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Lorie, this is fun.
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Now let's hear from
another satisfied customer.
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- This is my best friend, Chelsea.
- Hi, Chelsea.
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Chelsea, why did you agree
to participate in this commercial?
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Because your perfume's not selling...
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and you said we had to do this.
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Read the cue card, honey.
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Oh. Because I wanted
to feel better about myself...
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and the Lorie Daves hair care system
is the product that can help.
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Having tried the products,
how do you feel?
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- Okay, I guess.
- Now go sit by Lorie.
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Wow! I feel great.
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Is that me?
I look beautiful.
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- You sure do, Chelsea.
- [Laughs]
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See what my system can do for you?
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And it can do that for anybody.
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Janey, come over here.
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Come on over here, Janey.
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Ohhh, come to mommy.
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[Gasps]
It does work!
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I'm gonna buy the Lorie Daves
hair care system today.
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[Cackling]
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And, guys, you don't
have to be left out either.
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[Grunts]
Hey, I feel beautiful.
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And you can too.
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[Announcer]The Lorie Daves Beauty System.
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Because there's alwayssomeone uglier.
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- You look good.
- Because I don't.
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[Cackling]
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Hi. I'm George Hamilton.
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Throughout my illustrious career...
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I have been frequently complimented
about my golden bronze pigment.
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You see, with a little help
from that hole in the ozone...
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over the years my epidermal layer
has gotten so thick and leathery...
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that, quite frankly,
it's as dead as my career.
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That's why today
I'm offering directly to you...
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the George Hamilton Luggage Collection.
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How do I know it's good?
Because it's made out of my skin.
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Let my loss of elasticity
become your key to durability.
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There's never a need to worry
about those clumsy baggage handlers.
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Uh-oh.
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[Screaming]
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[Grunting]
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That feels good.
♪♪ [Singing]
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Sigourney Weaver
wears army boots, you fur ball!
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[Grunting]
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You think you can destroy what took me 50 years
of loafing around the pool to build? Ha-ha!
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Give it your best shot, primate!
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Order now, and you'll get
these matching rump hide belts.
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The next time someone asks you
if you know George Hamilton...
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you can say, " Know him?
I beat my kids with him!"
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[Announcer]Order your collection now.
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[Announcer]Live from the Lola Falana Recreation Center...
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in beautiful downtown Detroit...
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it's the first ever Black People's Awards.
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Sponsored by Nappy Sheen,the makers of Super Comb...
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with John Amos by phone,Jim Brown via hologram...
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El Debarge via satellite,Kim Fields by fax machine...
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Isaac Hayes/Sherman Hemsleylook-alikes...
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Mr. TitoJackson, Horace Silvers...
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and special in-studio guest,Fast Eddie Griffith.
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Now please welcome the hostfor this evening's affair...
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"tabulous"Lamar Hightower!
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Get pumped, y'all.
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Hey, how y'all doin'?
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- [Woman] We a'ight!
- [Laughs]
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Now, you know, everybody wanna
take home the coveted Pookie.
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But only the winners can win.
I wish everybody can win. I do.
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Give it up for the nominees.
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Go on, girl.
Go on up in there.
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Look here.
Let's get started.
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Our first presenter is the multitalented
performer and host of Funk Fever.
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Y'all give it up for me,
Lamar Hightower.
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- ♪♪ [Funk]
- Oh, stop it.
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Now the awards.
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The nominees in the "ca-tag-ory"...
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for Best Black Sassy Next Door Neighbor...
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is Joyce Frye!
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Honey, the darker the meat,
the sweeter the treat.
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[Laughs]
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[Lamar]Mae Brown.
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Not with my man you won't!
Uh-uh-uh-uh!
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[Applause]
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And Ms. Larry.
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We-e-ell! It must be
Tha-a-a-anksgiving...
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because the turkey
just walked in the door!
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[Applause]
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Ooh, now that was movin'!Give it up all the big-legged ladies.
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I'm excited.
How 'bout y'all?
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Okay, the Pookie goes to... me.
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Just kiddin'. The Pookie
goes to Ms. Larry.
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- [Screaming]
- ♪♪ [Funk]
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[Screaming]
Oh, this is a long time comin'...
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and I'm winnin' this
for everybody here!
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And I got to say that black people
have got to stick together...
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if we're gonna keep on makin' the success
that we makin' in this business!
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[Squeals] Now I'd like to thank
the people who have helped my career.
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Thank you, Bernie Schwartz,
Cy Ribernitz...
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Morton Alan Finklestein...
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and most of all,
Menachem Gold, thank you.
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All right.
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And now to present the award...
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for the best scared brother
on a "po-lice" show...
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She's the voice of all the black people
on The Simpsons...
239
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and she's the black mom
on the nationally televised...
240
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Black Track laxative commercials.
241
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You may also remember
she just lost to Ms. Larry.
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Please give it up
for Mae Brown and Ms. Larry.
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♪♪ [Funk]
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Let's just do this.
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The nominees for Best Scared
Brother on a Police Show are...
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John Winfieldin Jake and the Fatman.
247
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I tell ya anything ya need to know, man.
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[Whimpering]
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Just don't kill me, man.
250
00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:34,224
[Applause]
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[Ms. Larry]Frank Ford in Law and Order.
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I told you, man. I'm clean.
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Please don't kill me. I've got...
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five kids, man.
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[Applause]
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00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:54,250
[Mae]Daryl Simmons in Hunter.
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[Screaming]
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[Gasps, Screaming]
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And the Pookie goes to...
260
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Da-a-aryl Simmons!
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♪♪ [Funk]
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Uh, yes, thank you.
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Naturally, this makes up for all
of the studying I've done.
264
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I mean, those four years at Harvard...
265
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two years at Yale
and my six years at Stratford.
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I'd just like to say that it all paid off
in that one role I played in Hunter...
267
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the thug next to the water fountain.
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I'd just like to say thank you.
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All right. And nowto present our next award...
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put your hands together
for two ofTV's hottest talents.
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I know you're gonna love
these brothers.
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Please welcome LennyJohnson,
star of Gimme Five...
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and my man Louie Bradford,
star of Slap Me Some Skin.
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♪♪ [Funk]
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Gimme five.
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Slap me some skin, bro.
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Just so everybody knows, Louie here
is throwing a big party at his house...
278
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and everybody's invited.
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What you talkin' about, Lenny?
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And the nominees
for Best Black Actress are...
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Whoopi Goldberg,
Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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[Applause]
283
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Whoopi Goldberg, HBO Comic Relief.
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[Applause]
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Whoopi Goldberg, Sister Act.
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[Applause]
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And, uh, "Whoppy" Goldberg,
"Sa-raf-ina!"
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[Applause]
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And the Pookie goes to...
Whoopi Goldberg for Sister Act.
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♪♪ [Funk]
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Wow. Uh, this is such a big surprise.
292
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I mean, uh, my competition
was so tough.
293
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You know, I can't believe this.
294
00:17:22,635 --> 00:17:26,435
You know, I give myself a Jewish name,
and you criticize me;
295
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I marry a white guy,
and you dog me;
296
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I make a movie in South Africa,
and you hate me;
297
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now you're givin' me this award
that's gettin' my hands all greasy.
298
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What the hell
is wrong with you people?
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Hold up. Whoopi.
Hold up, baby.
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That ain't all you win. In addition,
you get the new Super Comb.
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Try that on, girl.
Come on up, everybody.
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Come on. Let's have all the nominees
back onstage. Go on, take it.
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Come on. That's it for this
evenin', ladies and gentlemen...
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but now I want everybody to join in the
theme song to the Black People's Awards.
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♪♪ [Funk]
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♪ The Black People's Awards ♪
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♪ The Black, Black People's Awards ♪
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♪ You win, I win, she wins, he wins ♪
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♪ At the Black ♪
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♪ People's Awards ♪♪
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Good night, everybody.
Good night.
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♪ Black People's Awards
Black People's Awards ♪
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Tonight's special guest is new
on the scene, and he's definitely hot.
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His name is A.D.O.R., and he's
straight off the Atlantic Records.
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Here he is singing "Let It All Hang Out."
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♪♪ [Singing Rap]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Song Ends]
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