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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,252 --> 00:00:03,652 ♪♪ [Rock] 2 00:00:07,058 --> 00:00:10,619 Hi, I'm Cindy Crawford, and this is M.T.V.'s Rock the Vote... 3 00:00:10,695 --> 00:00:13,721 coming to you from L.A.'s Hard Rock Cafe. 4 00:00:13,798 --> 00:00:17,131 And we're asking the future of America... the M.T.V. Generation... 5 00:00:17,201 --> 00:00:19,567 what they think about the election issues. 6 00:00:19,637 --> 00:00:22,504 Excuse me. Cindy Crawford, M.T.V. 7 00:00:22,573 --> 00:00:25,736 In this election year, what's the number one issue for you? 8 00:00:26,978 --> 00:00:29,446 There's too many guns. 9 00:00:29,514 --> 00:00:32,506 Yeah, there shouldn't be so many guns. 10 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:34,881 Yeah, they should just, um... 11 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:38,820 take all the guns and bullets and put 'em in a big... 12 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:41,688 - Um, I don't know... - Canister. 13 00:00:41,759 --> 00:00:44,227 Yeah, a big canister. Yeah. 14 00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:48,061 And they should just... dump 'em in the sea. 15 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:51,898 Wow, that's a really good solution. 16 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:55,336 How do you feel about the problems with the homeless? 17 00:00:55,406 --> 00:00:57,704 Now, that's a really big problem. 18 00:00:57,775 --> 00:01:01,939 Yeah, there are a lot of homeless people, man. 19 00:01:02,013 --> 00:01:05,244 Why can't they just take all the homeless people... 20 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:07,443 and gather 'em up in a big... 21 00:01:07,518 --> 00:01:09,952 - Um, I don't know... - Canister. 22 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:14,082 Yeah, and then just dump 'em in the sea. 23 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:16,922 Strong words indeed. 24 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:20,157 Hi. Cindy Crawford, M.T.V. News. 25 00:01:20,231 --> 00:01:22,199 What do you feel about the environment? 26 00:01:22,266 --> 00:01:24,962 Uh, I'm for it. 27 00:01:25,036 --> 00:01:27,766 Okay, thank you. 28 00:01:27,839 --> 00:01:30,239 Hi, Cindy Crawford, M.T.V. News. 29 00:01:30,308 --> 00:01:32,640 - Could you tell us the difference between... - Hi. 30 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:35,338 The Republicans and the Democrats? 31 00:01:35,413 --> 00:01:39,474 Oh, yeah. The Republicans have an elephant... 32 00:01:39,550 --> 00:01:43,646 and the Democrats have a little... horsie. 33 00:01:43,721 --> 00:01:46,417 Wow. And they say young people aren't informed. 34 00:01:46,491 --> 00:01:49,392 Now, if you were president, what would you do? 35 00:01:50,495 --> 00:01:53,430 Oh. If I were president... 36 00:01:53,498 --> 00:01:57,491 I would make it a law that, uh, everybody got along... 37 00:01:57,568 --> 00:02:00,128 nobody stole or murdered each other. 38 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,001 And how would you enforce that? 39 00:02:03,574 --> 00:02:05,542 I'd make it a law. 40 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:09,108 That's a really good idea. 41 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:11,114 Thank you. 42 00:02:11,182 --> 00:02:14,549 The voice of young America coming through loud and clear. 43 00:02:14,619 --> 00:02:18,077 So get out and vote because voting is really, really important. 44 00:02:18,156 --> 00:02:20,624 I think Madonna said it best when she said... 45 00:02:20,691 --> 00:02:22,921 "Voting is really, really important." 46 00:02:22,994 --> 00:02:25,519 For M.T.V. News, I'm Cindy Crawford. 47 00:02:25,596 --> 00:02:27,530 ♪♪ [Rock] 48 00:02:28,766 --> 00:02:29,790 - How you livin'? - What? 49 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:31,357 - How you livin'? - What? 50 00:02:31,436 --> 00:02:33,427 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 51 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:40,068 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 52 00:02:40,144 --> 00:02:44,103 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 53 00:02:44,182 --> 00:02:47,549 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 54 00:02:47,618 --> 00:02:52,351 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 55 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:54,448 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 56 00:02:54,525 --> 00:02:56,823 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 57 00:02:56,894 --> 00:02:59,362 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 58 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,954 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 59 00:03:01,032 --> 00:03:03,159 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin'listener♪ 60 00:03:03,234 --> 00:03:05,600 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 61 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,797 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 62 00:03:07,872 --> 00:03:10,033 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 63 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,938 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 64 00:03:12,009 --> 00:03:13,943 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 65 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:15,945 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 66 00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:17,378 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 67 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,143 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 68 00:03:19,217 --> 00:03:22,448 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 69 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,545 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 70 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:27,557 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin'when you're livin'in living color♪ 71 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:31,823 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 72 00:03:31,896 --> 00:03:36,162 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 73 00:03:36,234 --> 00:03:39,829 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 74 00:03:39,904 --> 00:03:42,839 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪♪ 75 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,272 Thank you for comin'. 76 00:03:50,348 --> 00:03:54,250 [Sobbing] He's with the Lord now. 77 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:57,776 There, there. All right. It's all right. 78 00:03:57,855 --> 00:04:00,119 - All right. Wait. - [Straining] 79 00:04:00,191 --> 00:04:02,125 Wait a minute. What in... 80 00:04:02,193 --> 00:04:04,855 Oh, God, it's Cousin Elsee! 81 00:04:04,929 --> 00:04:07,921 Cousin Elsee! What are you doing here? You weren't invited. 82 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:11,162 Oh, I woke up this morning, and my breath was so stinky... 83 00:04:11,235 --> 00:04:13,829 even my feet were complaining about it. 84 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,965 I said to myself, the only thing that can smell worse than that... 85 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:19,703 is the rotten dead corpse of old Uncle Luther. 86 00:04:19,777 --> 00:04:22,211 - That's Uncle Clarence, Elsee. - Oh, that's right! 87 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,214 Luther's funeral was this morning. 88 00:04:24,282 --> 00:04:26,273 This is my fourth one today. 89 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:29,979 I done see more lifeless bodies than at The Byron Allen Show. 90 00:04:31,722 --> 00:04:34,691 Could we all please be seated? We're about to get underway. 91 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:41,855 What is that smell? 92 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,867 Oh, I'm sorry. That was me. 93 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:47,598 The last funeral was catered by Taco Bell. 94 00:04:47,672 --> 00:04:50,607 I guess I better make a run for the border. [Laughs] 95 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:56,004 Anthony! Is that my little Anthony? 96 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,071 Don't you act like you don't know Cousin Elsee... 97 00:04:58,149 --> 00:05:00,140 when we used to take baths together. 98 00:05:02,353 --> 00:05:05,049 I remember when this boy would not take a bath. 99 00:05:05,122 --> 00:05:08,580 You had to beat him upside the head with a billy club to get him in the tub. 100 00:05:08,659 --> 00:05:11,958 Mm-hmm. He had more crust on him than a sourdough pizza. 101 00:05:12,029 --> 00:05:13,656 Hey... 102 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:17,792 So, now, Anthony, you gonna introduce me to this sweet little devil? 103 00:05:17,868 --> 00:05:21,770 Yeah. Cheryl, this is my cousin Horsie... I mean, Elsee. 104 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,898 - Elsee, Cheryl. - Hi, baby. 105 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:26,739 Look at this precious little morsel. 106 00:05:26,811 --> 00:05:30,042 Hair so soft! Is this a weave? 107 00:05:31,282 --> 00:05:33,944 Oh, God, and thighs so taut! 108 00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:36,919 The inner thighs all taut. 109 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:41,584 Breasts all firm and perky... nipples sticking up like turkey testers. 110 00:05:41,659 --> 00:05:45,390 [Clears Throat] Can we get underway now, please? 111 00:05:45,463 --> 00:05:47,397 [Elsee] Yes, we can. 112 00:05:47,465 --> 00:05:49,626 Clarence was a fine man. 113 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:52,100 [Laughs] 114 00:05:52,169 --> 00:05:56,037 I was just thinking about something funny. 115 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:58,268 Yes, sirree! 116 00:05:58,342 --> 00:06:01,470 I remember when I was just a little girl... 117 00:06:01,545 --> 00:06:07,040 and old Clarence sat me on his knee and gave me a nickel and a kiss. 118 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:09,609 Well, I got so hot and bothered! 119 00:06:09,687 --> 00:06:11,917 Oooh-whee! 120 00:06:11,989 --> 00:06:14,958 Talk about water on the knee? 121 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:17,017 "Talk about water on the knee"! [Laughs] 122 00:06:17,094 --> 00:06:19,028 I'm a lunatic! 123 00:06:19,096 --> 00:06:22,532 They need to put me in some Tupperware and lock me away. 124 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,693 Elsee, please! This man has passed away. 125 00:06:24,769 --> 00:06:27,602 - Would you show some respect? - Oh, sure I will. 126 00:06:27,672 --> 00:06:30,607 - Now, what did he die of? - Cancer. 127 00:06:30,675 --> 00:06:33,769 Oh, that cancer is something else. 128 00:06:33,844 --> 00:06:37,109 I lost an ovary and my prostate to cancer. 129 00:06:37,181 --> 00:06:39,149 - Your prostate? - Oh, sure. 130 00:06:39,216 --> 00:06:41,548 Cousin Elsee got a little bit of everything. 131 00:06:42,953 --> 00:06:45,820 - Now, let me just pay my respects. - Thank you. 132 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:47,881 Oh, dear lord! 133 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:50,085 Dear... Oh! Dear... 134 00:06:50,161 --> 00:06:52,129 Oh, my heart! 135 00:06:52,196 --> 00:06:54,790 Oh, look. She's passed out cold. 136 00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:57,231 She needs mouth... Oh! Somebody. 137 00:06:58,736 --> 00:07:01,170 Reverend, Reverend, Reverend. 138 00:07:01,238 --> 00:07:03,604 Well, l... l... I guess I got to. 139 00:07:09,647 --> 00:07:11,581 Aaah! 140 00:07:11,649 --> 00:07:15,016 Elsee! Cousin Elsee! 141 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:18,544 Back! Back, you unholy Donkey Kong. 142 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:22,887 Cousin Elsee! 143 00:07:24,729 --> 00:07:27,926 Now, come on. Just pay your last respects and leave. Please! 144 00:07:29,133 --> 00:07:31,067 Oh. 145 00:07:31,135 --> 00:07:35,538 Whoa, boy. It's a shame to see you go, Cleavon. 146 00:07:35,606 --> 00:07:38,575 - Clarence! - Whatever. 147 00:07:38,642 --> 00:07:43,170 One thing's for sure... I can say you look exactly the way I remember you. 148 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:47,784 Yep. Exactly. 149 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,288 Well, now that you're going on... 150 00:07:51,355 --> 00:07:55,086 I guess Cousin Elsee should just say good-bye and move on. 151 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:59,254 - H-Hey... - Oh, my God! 152 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:01,798 [Clamoring] 153 00:08:03,434 --> 00:08:05,834 Woman, you blasphemous gorilla. 154 00:08:09,306 --> 00:08:11,774 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 155 00:08:53,918 --> 00:08:56,148 ♪♪ [Fades] 156 00:08:57,555 --> 00:09:00,718 [Man] They're neglected, they're unwanted, they're young. 157 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,351 And, you know, they're available. 158 00:09:03,427 --> 00:09:06,487 Hi, l-I'm Woody Allen. 159 00:09:06,564 --> 00:09:09,226 For just $40 a month, you know... 160 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:14,203 which is, mind you, a lot less than the cost of your one hour of analysis... 161 00:09:14,271 --> 00:09:18,970 you could not only feed one of these... these gorgeous, delicious Asian girls... 162 00:09:19,043 --> 00:09:23,139 you know, y-you could also date one. 163 00:09:24,548 --> 00:09:26,709 Believe me, they don't have... They don't have homes. 164 00:09:26,784 --> 00:09:28,718 You know, th-they don't have clothes. 165 00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:32,620 They don't even have breasts yet. 166 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:36,854 You know, just-just think of it as an investment for your future, you know. 167 00:09:36,927 --> 00:09:39,293 Just-Just-Just look at the difference you can make. 168 00:09:39,363 --> 00:09:41,297 You know, right here... 169 00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:43,890 You know, 15 years ago, this girl was just... 170 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:47,369 a tiny orphan living in utter squalor. 171 00:09:47,438 --> 00:09:51,306 But, you know, just... Ooh, just look at her now. 172 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:54,401 Ooh, me so hungry. 173 00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:57,242 - Guess who? - Papa Woody! 174 00:09:58,415 --> 00:10:00,849 Yes, dear. Papa... You know, just... 175 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:04,217 You know, don't... don't, uh, you say anything. [Clears Throat] 176 00:10:04,288 --> 00:10:08,247 I believe it was Sigmund Freud who, uh, once said... 177 00:10:08,325 --> 00:10:11,055 you know, a girl's first love is her father. 178 00:10:11,128 --> 00:10:15,462 But, you know, if I could just interject right here, you know, at this juncture. 179 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,796 It was a lot easier at that point... 180 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:21,668 to sneak into a seedy motel under an assumed name. 181 00:10:21,739 --> 00:10:25,607 You know, I don't think I'm being facetious or really even didactic... 182 00:10:25,676 --> 00:10:30,409 when I say, you know, it's not everyone who's got a wife naive enough... 183 00:10:30,481 --> 00:10:34,975 to, you know, bring one of these nubile, young goddesses home with her, you know. 184 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:38,044 But, you know, hey, look what it's done for me. 185 00:10:38,122 --> 00:10:41,853 And when it comes to women, I've always been a total loser. 186 00:10:41,926 --> 00:10:44,053 You know, when I was... when I was breast-feeding... 187 00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:47,120 I remember my mother, she said to me, you know... 188 00:10:47,197 --> 00:10:50,257 "I'd kinda like to get to you know you better." 189 00:10:50,334 --> 00:10:52,894 But, you know, the real beauty of this offer... 190 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:56,736 is it's totally tax-deductible. 191 00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:58,741 You know, so please call... 192 00:10:58,809 --> 00:11:01,607 1-300-date-the-children. 193 00:11:03,013 --> 00:11:06,915 And if-if-if a woman named Mia answers the phone, you know... 194 00:11:06,984 --> 00:11:10,818 just... hang up and try after 11:00. 195 00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:13,823 Her medication will have kicked in by then. 196 00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:17,650 Go, "K-nicks"! 197 00:11:17,728 --> 00:11:21,027 [Chuckles] That's Knicks, my little blossom. 198 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,430 The New York Knicks. 199 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,434 [Announcer] Date the Children. 200 00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:28,835 When a million dollars in therapyjust isn't enough. 201 00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:37,507 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 202 00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:42,182 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 203 00:12:11,656 --> 00:12:14,750 Mother Brooks, I don't know how we can thank you for all your advice. 204 00:12:14,826 --> 00:12:17,954 Who needs a marriage counselor? After 50 years of being together... 205 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,429 y'all got to be the expert on staying together. 206 00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:24,457 That's true, sweetheart. I can't believe what people today get divorced over. 207 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,664 - Mm-hmm. - Why, I remember when Mr. Brooks here... 208 00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:31,573 when I caught him in bed with your Aunt Louise and your Cousin Lester. 209 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:35,704 I said to myself, " Well, at least he's keeping it in the family." 210 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:38,943 Well, the water got rough, but the ship didn't sink! 211 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,877 That's right, honey. We were raised to believe that when people got married... 212 00:12:43,955 --> 00:12:46,719 they should stay married, through thick and through thin. 213 00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:48,986 - Oh, yes, sir. - For better of for worse. 214 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,994 Till death do us part. 215 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,053 Now, that's exactly how it's gonna be. 216 00:12:53,131 --> 00:12:56,794 Me and Miss Brooks gonna be together till the day that we die. 217 00:12:56,868 --> 00:12:58,836 Well, I hope that's a long time coming. 218 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,531 Y'all two take care, hear? We love you both. 219 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,540 - All right, now. - Bye, children. 220 00:13:07,445 --> 00:13:09,413 You know, Mrs. Brooks... 221 00:13:09,481 --> 00:13:14,009 Iookin' at your tired, dried-up, wrinkled husk of a body... 222 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,315 made me a might thirsty. 223 00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:19,117 Would you mind fixin' me a nice, cold glass of lemonade? 224 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:22,091 Oh, why, certainly, Mr. Brooks. Anything to help a man... 225 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,391 who can't stand on his own two feet 'cause he ain't got no spine. 226 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,038 [Sneezes] 227 00:13:39,811 --> 00:13:42,507 - Here you go, Mr. Brooks, your lemonade. - Oh! 228 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,639 Glory be! Uh-huh. 229 00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:48,846 Yeah, and here's to 50 years of bein' together. 230 00:13:50,321 --> 00:13:52,881 Mr. Brooks, you ain't going to light up one of those... 231 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,790 old, nasty, foul-smelling cigars, are you? 232 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,124 Well, yes, I am. This is the only thing in this house... 233 00:13:58,196 --> 00:14:00,130 that ever gave me satisfaction. 234 00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:03,326 Oh, well, what do you expect, Mr. Brooks? 235 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:07,303 That stinky cigar smokin' better than you ever have. 236 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,802 Well, now long as we on the subject... 237 00:14:12,877 --> 00:14:15,607 of funky smells, Miss Brooks... 238 00:14:17,282 --> 00:14:19,341 Them feets of yours is so big and nasty... 239 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:22,250 you the only woman I know can fill up a mason jar... 240 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,550 with her own toe jam. 241 00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:28,683 That's mighty ironic coming from you, Mr. Brooks... 242 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,251 with all that burping and passin' gas you do. 243 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,196 I don't know if I'm sleeping with my husband or Mt. Pinatubo. 244 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,061 Oh, Mr. Brooks, I think I'd like to get a better look... 245 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,037 at your life insurance policy. 246 00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:43,471 Do you mind pluggin' that lamp in over there for me? 247 00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:46,772 Well, not at all, Miss Brooks. Not at all. 248 00:14:47,812 --> 00:14:50,007 Let me just find this thing here. 249 00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:52,914 - Are you grounded, Mr. Brooks? - I beg your pardon? 250 00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:57,180 Oh, I hope I didn't wet you. I'm sorry. 251 00:14:57,255 --> 00:15:00,486 Oh, Lord. I guess it ain't as wet as it usually get... 252 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:03,584 when you forget to wear that damn diaper in bed. 253 00:15:07,098 --> 00:15:10,534 - Well, I'll wear my diaper if you wear some socks. - [Laughs] 254 00:15:10,602 --> 00:15:13,765 Those toes of yours look like a row of Brazil nuts. 255 00:15:15,073 --> 00:15:17,769 If you so worried about covering things up... 256 00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:21,243 please would you stop wearing them see-through negligees? 257 00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:24,338 You're body make my stomach spoil. 258 00:15:24,415 --> 00:15:26,406 You got so much hair on your chest... 259 00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:29,044 I need a damn weed whacker to find one of those... 260 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,213 shriveled, lopsided nipples you got. 261 00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:34,087 Is that so? Well, Mr. Brooks... 262 00:15:34,158 --> 00:15:36,683 with your false teeth, your glass eye, your wooden leg... 263 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:39,457 your plastic hip, your pacemaker and your hearing aid... 264 00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:42,693 you got more attachments than a Hoover Automatic. 265 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,235 At least my parts ain't drooping, Miss Brooks. 266 00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:48,272 Your butt hangs so low... 267 00:15:48,339 --> 00:15:52,298 you can walk and cover your tracks at the same time. 268 00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:54,937 Mr. Brooks, would you get that ball of yarn for me, please? 269 00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:58,710 Oh, why, sure, Miss Brooks. Why, sure, Miss Brooks. 270 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,774 [Gunshot] 271 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:05,615 Damn kid with the firecrackers! 272 00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:09,023 Here's your yarn, Miss Brooks. Whatcha knittin'? 273 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,062 - Oh, I'm knittin' a muzzle... for your mama. - Uh-oh. 274 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,655 Uh-oh. It's on now. 275 00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:18,463 Oh, it's on now. Speaking of mamas... 276 00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:21,767 Your mama's so cockeyed... 277 00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:25,536 she can watch a tennis match, and she don't even move that big head of hers. 278 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,704 - You gone and done it now, Mr. Brooks. - Come on! 279 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,839 - Ooh! - Ooh! 280 00:16:30,915 --> 00:16:33,213 I see you still got your hook. Well, here I go. 281 00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:37,520 - Uppercut! - [Groans] 282 00:16:37,588 --> 00:16:40,557 Mr. Brooks, now you done worked me up. Let me get my blood pressure medication. 283 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,150 - Ooh, and my heart... - Mr. Brooks! 284 00:16:43,227 --> 00:16:45,161 [Doorbell Rings] 285 00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:47,459 Help! 286 00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:50,558 We've fallen, and we can't get up! 287 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,067 Grandpa, I left my wallet... 288 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,368 Why, you frisky little devils! 289 00:16:56,441 --> 00:16:58,739 After all those years, Grandpa. 290 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,744 Well, we still together! 291 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,939 Well, since you're down there now... 292 00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:09,681 Please welcome E.M.I. Recording artist... 293 00:17:09,754 --> 00:17:12,052 Gang Starr, featuring Nice & Smooth. 294 00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:16,856 Doin' their new current single, "DWYCK"! 295 00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,862 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 296 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:21,922 [Gang Starr] Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 297 00:17:24,402 --> 00:17:27,633 Ya know what time it is! Get up out your seat. Make some noise. 298 00:17:27,705 --> 00:17:29,468 How many people in the place love your mother? 299 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,599 If you love your mother, put you hands up like this... 300 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,610 and wave from side to side. 301 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,908 - Say hey-oh! - [Audience] Hey-oh! 302 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,608 - Say hey-oh! - Hey-oh! 303 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,446 Somebody scream! 304 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,850 [Screaming] 305 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:48,085 ♪♪ [Rapping] 306 00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:43,977 [Man Speaking] 307 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,455 ♪♪ [Rapping Continues] 308 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,868 ♪♪ [Continues] 309 00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:55,479 ♪♪ [Rapping] 310 00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:54,267 Peace to Brooklyn. Peace to uptown, the Bronx. 311 00:20:54,345 --> 00:20:56,006 ♪♪ [Fades] 25800

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