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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,386 --> 00:00:03,377 - How you livin'? - What? 2 00:00:03,454 --> 00:00:04,512 - How you livin'? - What? 3 00:00:04,589 --> 00:00:06,580 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:08,192 --> 00:00:12,185 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 5 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:16,666 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:16,734 --> 00:00:20,226 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:20,305 --> 00:00:24,867 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 8 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,433 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 9 00:00:27,512 --> 00:00:29,673 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 10 00:00:29,747 --> 00:00:32,215 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 11 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:33,807 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 12 00:00:33,885 --> 00:00:36,012 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 13 00:00:36,087 --> 00:00:38,055 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 14 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:40,147 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 15 00:00:40,224 --> 00:00:42,317 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 16 00:00:42,393 --> 00:00:44,588 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 17 00:00:44,662 --> 00:00:46,630 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 18 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:48,791 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 19 00:00:48,866 --> 00:00:50,231 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 20 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:51,996 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 21 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:55,301 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 22 00:00:55,373 --> 00:00:57,398 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 23 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,841 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 24 00:00:59,911 --> 00:01:03,244 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 25 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:09,150 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 26 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:13,782 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 27 00:01:13,858 --> 00:01:15,120 ♪ Go, go, go ♪♪ 28 00:01:15,193 --> 00:01:18,162 ♪♪ [Theme: Dance] 29 00:01:18,229 --> 00:01:21,198 You are strong, you are beautiful, you are perfect. 30 00:01:21,265 --> 00:01:25,167 Welcome once again to the show by, for and about women... 31 00:01:25,236 --> 00:01:28,501 - Go on Girl. - All right. 32 00:01:28,573 --> 00:01:31,303 I'm your host, Shawanda Harvey. 33 00:01:31,376 --> 00:01:33,776 Tonight, we're pitting the independent woman of the '90s... 34 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:36,609 against the traditional homemaker of the past. 35 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:40,640 Please welcome the very motherly, Mrs. George Bush. 36 00:01:40,718 --> 00:01:42,811 - Go on, girl! - Go on, girl! 37 00:01:42,887 --> 00:01:46,015 - [Audience Applauding] - Thank you so much. 38 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:48,888 Please, call me Barbara, Shanaqua. 39 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,192 - Uh, please call me Shawanda, Barbara. - Hmm? 40 00:01:53,264 --> 00:01:55,255 Girl, you are sound, you are strong. 41 00:01:55,333 --> 00:02:00,066 - You are a shining example of womanhood. - Oh, thank you, Shiitake. 42 00:02:00,138 --> 00:02:05,508 Incidentally, uh, I brought you something... an apple pie that I baked myself. 43 00:02:05,576 --> 00:02:08,670 - Mmm! - Go on, girl. 44 00:02:08,746 --> 00:02:12,648 My next guest is the very independent, Miss Hillary Clinton. 45 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,117 [Audience] Go on, girl! 46 00:02:15,186 --> 00:02:19,054 - [Audience Applauding] - Girl, you are bold, you are bad, you are beautiful. 47 00:02:19,123 --> 00:02:21,887 - Welcome, sister. - Thank you, Shawanda. 48 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:24,450 It's a pleasure to be here. I'm sorry I didn't bring anything. 49 00:02:24,529 --> 00:02:26,827 But I'm a partner in a very prestigious law firm... 50 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:30,129 and I don't sit around the house baking cookies all day. 51 00:02:30,201 --> 00:02:33,034 [Laughing] Well, Shenandoah... 52 00:02:33,104 --> 00:02:37,234 I'm not going to apologize, really, for believing that being a mother... 53 00:02:37,308 --> 00:02:41,768 was more important than pursuing some personal, rather selfish, career goals. 54 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,714 Oh, she does have a point. 55 00:02:44,782 --> 00:02:47,910 Perhaps I should stay at home and make sure that my children don't grow up... 56 00:02:47,985 --> 00:02:50,783 and become savings and loan crooks. 57 00:02:50,855 --> 00:02:54,052 - Or adulterers. - Excuse me? 58 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:57,219 Well, uh, sister, they say that this horny Gomer Pyle husband of yours... 59 00:02:57,295 --> 00:02:59,820 did go off and sleep with that other woman. 60 00:02:59,897 --> 00:03:02,866 Now, that's never been proved. I mean, I know my Bill. 61 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:05,425 Who doesn't? 62 00:03:06,537 --> 00:03:08,471 I trust him. 63 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:11,201 And I could care less about some allegations made by a desperate woman. 64 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:15,302 In fact, it means so little to me, I can't even remember this woman's name. 65 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:17,870 I believe it was Gennifer Flowers, dear. 66 00:03:17,949 --> 00:03:20,645 I hold no grudges against her. 67 00:03:20,718 --> 00:03:24,484 I just want to become First Lady so I can become more involved in the social issues. 68 00:03:24,555 --> 00:03:27,422 I mean, in fact, I've already started a new support group. 69 00:03:27,492 --> 00:03:29,426 It's called Mothers Against Sluts. 70 00:03:29,494 --> 00:03:33,157 Well, this sister is dedicated. This sister is daring. 71 00:03:33,231 --> 00:03:36,166 This sister is drinking! 72 00:03:36,234 --> 00:03:38,225 Ask her about the affair her husband had. 73 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,270 [Chuckles] 74 00:03:40,338 --> 00:03:46,140 Well, my goodness, Shaka Zulu, that was never confirmed. 75 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:49,270 That was never confirmed at all. It was not proven. 76 00:03:49,347 --> 00:03:51,838 It was an allegation made by some very jealous people. 77 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:54,441 Well, what do you expect? Your husband used to run the C.I.A. 78 00:03:54,519 --> 00:03:56,783 I mean, if he can hide missiles under the Ayatollah... 79 00:03:56,854 --> 00:04:00,085 he can sure as hell hide a few pairs of nasty boxers! 80 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:03,752 Sisters, sisters, please! Now, you are better than this. 81 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:05,921 You are proud. You are persevering. 82 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:09,398 Girl, you a pig! 83 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:13,961 You can't really blame her. She's just trying to fill in all those wrinkles! 84 00:04:14,038 --> 00:04:16,063 Oh, yeah? 85 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:19,837 Well, your daughter's so ugly, Woody Allen wouldn't even touch her! 86 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:25,045 Sisters, please! Now, now, now. 87 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:27,846 Haven't we suffered enough at the hands of men? 88 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:30,979 We must unshackle ourselves from the vices of the weaker sex. 89 00:04:31,055 --> 00:04:34,149 We must band together and find our true selves. 90 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:36,819 - Shawanda, you are so right. - I know. 91 00:04:36,894 --> 00:04:39,089 - This isn't the real me. - Mm-hmm. 92 00:04:39,163 --> 00:04:41,131 - I hate this dress! - I do too. 93 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,895 - This is the real me. - Wow! Were you on Hee Haw? 94 00:04:44,969 --> 00:04:47,028 No! 95 00:04:47,104 --> 00:04:49,038 Dukes of Hazzard. 96 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:51,040 And I'm not some stuffed corporate type. 97 00:04:51,108 --> 00:04:54,077 I'm a party girl and I wanna rock! 98 00:04:54,145 --> 00:04:56,909 - Oh, my! - You've gone a little too far, girl. 99 00:04:56,981 --> 00:05:01,941 You know something, Chaka Khan, I've got something I'd like to tell you too. 100 00:05:02,019 --> 00:05:05,648 I am not who I pretend to be. They force to me to dress this way. 101 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:08,521 Oh, now, don't you go on, girl. 102 00:05:08,593 --> 00:05:12,188 They forced me to masquerade as George's mother for too long! 103 00:05:12,263 --> 00:05:14,231 I want to live! I want to live! 104 00:05:14,298 --> 00:05:17,461 I'm not even fat! 105 00:05:17,535 --> 00:05:19,594 I've got an idea. Let's go to Chippendales... 106 00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:22,969 and cram some of that campaign support into some jock straps! 107 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,974 - Well, all right! - Ar! Ar! Ar! 108 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:27,943 Last one there buys the margaritas. Whoo-hoo! 109 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:32,439 Now, that's what a domineering man will do for you, sisters. 110 00:05:32,516 --> 00:05:34,916 Now, if Bush and Clinton can't satisfy their own wives... 111 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,216 what are they gonna do for the rest of the country? 112 00:05:37,288 --> 00:05:40,223 Until next time, Go on Girl. Wait up. 113 00:05:48,699 --> 00:05:53,295 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have actually bent the spoon... 114 00:05:53,371 --> 00:05:58,035 using merely the powers of my incredible mind. 115 00:05:58,109 --> 00:06:02,045 - [Applause] - Isn't that wild? Isn't that wild? 116 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:04,274 Now, the Kreskin challenge. 117 00:06:04,348 --> 00:06:08,011 I will give $10,000 to anyone in this room... 118 00:06:08,085 --> 00:06:12,988 who can duplicate or surpass what I'm doing here tonight. 119 00:06:13,057 --> 00:06:15,992 Is there anybody in the room who is versed... 120 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:19,257 in the art of psychic phenomenon? 121 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:22,993 Yo, yo, yo, Kreskin! Let me get in on this challenge, man. 122 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:25,001 - You want to do this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:06:25,069 --> 00:06:28,266 - You would like to come in here and show us your stuff? - Yeah, yeah. Let me get on it. 124 00:06:28,339 --> 00:06:31,103 - [Woman] Wow! - Isn't that wild? 125 00:06:31,175 --> 00:06:33,609 Oh, you poor sucker. 126 00:06:33,678 --> 00:06:35,669 Okay. What is your name, sir? 127 00:06:35,746 --> 00:06:39,477 Uh, my name is The Amazing... [Clears Throat] uh, Laurent. 128 00:06:39,550 --> 00:06:44,317 The Amazing Laurent. Well, Laurent, I love a challenge. 129 00:06:44,388 --> 00:06:46,788 You, give me your hand. 130 00:06:48,392 --> 00:06:50,917 [Sniffing] I'm sensing... 131 00:06:52,963 --> 00:06:57,400 I'm sensing that in the last month you've had visitors. Am I correct? 132 00:06:57,468 --> 00:07:00,335 - Yeah, my parents were just here on vacation. - That's right. 133 00:07:00,404 --> 00:07:02,804 Isn't that wild? 134 00:07:02,873 --> 00:07:05,068 All right, all right. 135 00:07:07,111 --> 00:07:09,079 [Blows] 136 00:07:09,146 --> 00:07:12,274 All right, give me a pound. All right. 137 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,409 Now, I believe in the past month... 138 00:07:15,486 --> 00:07:18,455 you was up against a wall assuming the position. 139 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:21,980 - Yeah, I was pulled over by the police twice. - Ha ha. 140 00:07:22,059 --> 00:07:24,459 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 141 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:28,123 - I can even tell you exactly what the police said, right? - Right. 142 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:30,793 - " You fit the description of somebody we lookin' for." - Yeah. 143 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,802 - "Step away from the vehicle." - Yeah. 144 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,804 - "Sit your butt on the curb." - Yeah. 145 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,806 - "Put your hands behind your neck." - Yeah. 146 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:38,865 - "You got any drugs in this car?" - That's what he said. 147 00:07:38,943 --> 00:07:40,877 - "You look like you high on P.C.P." - Yeah. 148 00:07:40,945 --> 00:07:43,004 - " You been associating with known gang members?" - Hell, yeah... 149 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,516 - "Wasn't you in the car with Rodney King?" - No, man! 150 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:50,918 That's what he said! That's what he said, dawg! That's what he said, man! 151 00:07:50,988 --> 00:07:55,220 Isn't that amusing? [Chuckling] 152 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:59,251 Quite amusing... indeed. 153 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:04,597 But not quite an example of psychic phenomenon. 154 00:08:04,668 --> 00:08:07,637 - Watch and learn. Madam. - Oh! 155 00:08:09,807 --> 00:08:14,369 I sense that during the last year this lady has changed careers. 156 00:08:14,445 --> 00:08:18,040 But she does not like her new job. Am I correct? 157 00:08:18,115 --> 00:08:21,642 Huh? Yes! That's right. 158 00:08:21,719 --> 00:08:24,085 Hey, I do hate my new job. 159 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,385 - Isn't that wild? - That's weak. 160 00:08:26,457 --> 00:08:29,358 Isn't that amazing? Top that, Laurent. 161 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,360 All right, all right. 162 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,726 Uh, I'm sensing in the last year... 163 00:08:33,798 --> 00:08:36,790 you couldn't find not near no parts of no job, right? 164 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:39,028 That's right, and I was looking too. 165 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:41,037 Ah! Ah! 166 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:43,767 And I'm also sensing that you would have loved to have that job... 167 00:08:43,841 --> 00:08:47,004 - that old white lady's over there bitching about. - In a minute. 168 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:53,007 Why don't you tell us something more specific about her? Intimate details. Huh? 169 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:57,850 All right. Okay. And I'm also sensing, uh, that... 170 00:08:57,922 --> 00:08:59,856 - Yo, girl, that a wig? - Hell, no. 171 00:08:59,924 --> 00:09:03,587 All right. Uh, I'm sensing that, in the last month... 172 00:09:03,661 --> 00:09:08,758 you, uh, burned up the back of your neck, uh, in the kitchen more than once with a hot comb. 173 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:13,395 - Damn, if he ain't right! He is good! - Yeah! Ha ha! 174 00:09:15,739 --> 00:09:18,936 Through my telekinetic powers... 175 00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:22,536 I will now read what is inside your purse. 176 00:09:22,613 --> 00:09:28,245 I'm seeing a word... "phenomenon." No. 177 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:33,814 Uh, I'm seeing the letters T-W-A. Do they mean anything to you? 178 00:09:33,891 --> 00:09:37,520 Yes. I have a plane ticket on TWA. 179 00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:40,359 Isn't that eerie? 180 00:09:40,431 --> 00:09:42,456 Come on, gimme those, girl. 181 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:44,524 - Don't! Don't... - Hey, hey, hey, hey! All right! Okay! 182 00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:47,833 - Get away from my purse! - You gonna get it back! You gonna get it back! 183 00:09:50,808 --> 00:09:53,140 Sit down. Would you stop that? 184 00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:59,914 I'm, uh, sensing some letters. 185 00:09:59,984 --> 00:10:04,114 I'm sensing three letters... T-C-B. That mean anything to you? 186 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,986 - That's my activator! - Ha ha! 187 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:10,322 - There they are. - Give me that! 188 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:14,956 Damn! And judging from that attitude, I'm sensing three more letters... O-B-G. 189 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:19,662 Those my tampons! How did he know about them? My tampons? 190 00:10:19,737 --> 00:10:23,935 I know your game now. Let me pick the person. 191 00:10:24,008 --> 00:10:27,842 Tell me what that lady is thinking right over there? 192 00:10:27,912 --> 00:10:30,642 All right, all right. Excuse me. All right, man. 193 00:10:32,483 --> 00:10:34,474 - Bitch, you scared of me? - Yes! 194 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,543 All right, give me my money. Give me my money. Give me my money. 195 00:10:37,621 --> 00:10:39,555 - No. - Give me my money. 196 00:10:39,623 --> 00:10:41,557 - I don't think so. - Give the man his money. 197 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:44,560 Give me my money! Give me... All right, see, see. 198 00:10:44,628 --> 00:10:47,756 This is how it started, right? This is how it started, Normandy and Florence. 199 00:10:47,831 --> 00:10:50,629 Right? Right up here. All right, look, I got one last prediction. 200 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:54,228 I sense in this room hostility, I sense anger... 201 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:59,607 and if you don't give me my money right now, I sense a natural ass whupping! 202 00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:04,677 The Amazing Laurent, ladies and gentlemen. 203 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,148 - The Amazing Laurent. - Hey, Laurent, wait up. 204 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:10,550 Letitia, wait! Letitia! Leti... 205 00:11:17,438 --> 00:11:21,966 - Go on, get in there. - Don't touch on me, boy! Don't touch me! 206 00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:25,137 Get on out of here. [Chuckles] 207 00:11:25,213 --> 00:11:27,511 Roam around, Rome. Roam around, Rome. 208 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:30,142 Feels like home. Feels like home. Love the smell. 209 00:11:30,218 --> 00:11:33,415 Ah, what's up? Tell them what time it is, Rome? 210 00:11:33,488 --> 00:11:35,752 Hey, yo, check this out. 211 00:11:35,824 --> 00:11:38,657 - My name is Tony Roam. - "T." 212 00:11:38,726 --> 00:11:42,321 And this is man, Snuff Alofagus. 213 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,661 - What's your last name, Snuff? - Alofagus. 214 00:11:44,732 --> 00:11:48,031 That's right. And this is our cell. 215 00:11:48,102 --> 00:11:50,036 We running this joint now. 216 00:11:50,104 --> 00:11:52,698 Anybody got a problem with that? 217 00:11:52,774 --> 00:11:54,708 - Thought so. - Right. 218 00:11:54,776 --> 00:11:56,971 That's right, 'cause if you do, my man Snuff over here... 219 00:11:57,045 --> 00:12:01,004 is gonna snuff you out and then I'm a just roam around. 220 00:12:01,082 --> 00:12:03,141 Tony Roam. 221 00:12:03,218 --> 00:12:05,618 Yo, Roam, check that out right there. 222 00:12:05,687 --> 00:12:07,621 Do my eyes deceive me? 223 00:12:07,689 --> 00:12:09,680 I'm about to go Captain Kirk on that butt. 224 00:12:09,757 --> 00:12:13,921 - I'm about to go where no man has ever gone before. - Well, beam me up, Scotty. 225 00:12:13,995 --> 00:12:16,327 [Tony] Oh! 226 00:12:16,397 --> 00:12:21,266 Hey, cutie, for a pack of Camels, I'll make your toes curl up. 227 00:12:21,336 --> 00:12:23,361 Yo, you better go Tom Cruise on that. 228 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,066 Word! I'm getting far, far away from that ho. 229 00:12:28,676 --> 00:12:30,735 Yo, shorty, what's up, man? 230 00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:33,542 Shorty, why don't you hook me up with a cigarette? Give me a smoke, man. 231 00:12:33,615 --> 00:12:35,640 Yo, man, tell him the Surgeon General warning. 232 00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:39,710 Yo, the Surgeon General warning say smoking gonna stunt your growth. 233 00:12:39,787 --> 00:12:42,449 Looks to me like was homeboy was breast fed on cigarettes. 234 00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:44,514 Hold on. What's up? 235 00:12:44,592 --> 00:12:49,222 - [Coughing] - Uh-oh. Yo! You better chill out, Tattoo. 236 00:12:49,297 --> 00:12:52,494 All right. That's enough out of you two chumps. 237 00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,797 What you 'oing do? 238 00:12:54,869 --> 00:12:56,894 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What's up? What's up? 239 00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:59,371 - Aw, he done did it now. I'm going crazy. - Go crazy, bro. 240 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,374 - Yeah, hold this. - Yeah. 241 00:13:01,442 --> 00:13:03,410 - Hold that. Give me my hat. - Give me it. Give me it. 242 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,412 - Holding it? - Yeah. 243 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,471 - What's up now? I'm goin'jailhouse on you! - What's up? 244 00:13:07,548 --> 00:13:10,176 - What's up? Jailhouse! - Yeah, yeah! 245 00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:12,378 - Hold these! - Yeah, yeah, boy! Give me, give me! 246 00:13:12,453 --> 00:13:16,014 Hold the pose. What's up now? What's up now? 247 00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:18,285 - Oh, that's it! - Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Yeah! 248 00:13:18,359 --> 00:13:20,589 You think I'm jokin' now! What's up now? 249 00:13:20,662 --> 00:13:23,722 I'm gonna take a walk on you, boy! What's up? 250 00:13:23,798 --> 00:13:27,256 - Oh, he think I'm bluff... I'm gonna let it all out! - [All Shouting] 251 00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:29,235 Shut up! Take it off. 252 00:13:30,939 --> 00:13:33,806 Boy. [Chuckles] Give me my pants back, man. 253 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:36,309 Yo, you lucky they stopped him. 254 00:13:36,377 --> 00:13:38,607 You know, I'd hate to hit you in the mouth. 255 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,513 I might want to kiss you later. 256 00:13:41,582 --> 00:13:45,109 Yo, yo, yo! You better apologize right now... 257 00:13:45,186 --> 00:13:49,384 - because he gonna goJeffrey Dahmer on you. - That's right, boy. 258 00:13:49,457 --> 00:13:54,156 I cut your big ass up, put it in my freezer and I'll come back and kick it later. 259 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:58,456 - And what are you gonna do? - Who me? 260 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,093 - I'll go Milli Vanilli on you. - Ooh! 261 00:14:01,169 --> 00:14:04,070 - And what's that? - That's when I pretend to kick your butt... 262 00:14:04,138 --> 00:14:06,936 but then go get someone more talented to do it for me. 263 00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:09,772 [Chuckles] 264 00:14:09,844 --> 00:14:13,075 - Go get him, Snuff. - Oh, man, chill. Uh, what's up, man? 265 00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:15,377 - Come on, play the floor. - Oh, play the floor. 266 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,475 Oh, that's it! You asking for it! 267 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,543 I'm goin' low! I'm LoJack! Give me the ball! 268 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,554 Shabba do! Shabba do! Shabba do! Shabba do! 269 00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:25,023 Now Vogue! Vogue! Strike a Vogue! 270 00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:27,323 - Strike a pose, baby. Strike a pose. - Come on, Vogue. 271 00:14:27,395 --> 00:14:29,693 What's up? 272 00:14:29,764 --> 00:14:32,358 That's so shiny on you. 273 00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:35,027 All right, all right, break it up. 274 00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:37,833 Yes, break it up. Alvin! Thaddeus! 275 00:14:37,905 --> 00:14:42,001 Didn't I tell you to quit sneaking in those movie theaters? 276 00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:44,510 You done seen Pinocchio twice already. 277 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:48,948 Ah, Ma, I told you it's not Alvin and Thaddeus. It's Snuff and Roam. 278 00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:52,475 When I get you home, I'm gonna go Flip Wilson on you. 279 00:14:52,553 --> 00:14:54,487 What's that? What's Flip Wilson? 280 00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:58,321 That's when I whup you so bad... 281 00:14:58,393 --> 00:15:01,885 - nobody will hear from you for 20 years. - Oh, man! 282 00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:04,397 Hey, Flip, what you doing man? 283 00:15:04,465 --> 00:15:06,729 [Mumbling] 284 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,571 ♪♪ [Hip-Hop] 285 00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:13,163 ♪♪ [Man Singing] 286 00:15:27,388 --> 00:15:29,720 ♪♪ [Continues] 287 00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:05,184 ♪♪ [Ends] 288 00:16:07,028 --> 00:16:10,657 I'll do anything I can to help you with the investigation, Detective. 289 00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:12,665 What do you want to know? 290 00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:15,634 Well, uh, let me get right to the point, Miss Tramell. 291 00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:18,433 I need to ask you some questions about Steve Derrick. 292 00:16:18,506 --> 00:16:20,565 Uh-huh. 293 00:16:20,641 --> 00:16:22,768 When was the last time you saw him? 294 00:16:22,844 --> 00:16:24,778 - The last time? - Yeah. 295 00:16:24,846 --> 00:16:28,304 - He was lying down here on this bed. - Whoa. Oh. 296 00:16:28,382 --> 00:16:30,942 Uh, was he? Um, why don't you, uh... 297 00:16:31,018 --> 00:16:34,954 show me exactly what happened, sort of flesh out the details. 298 00:16:35,022 --> 00:16:38,856 Maybe I can get all of the evidence I need. 299 00:16:38,926 --> 00:16:40,985 Whatever you want. 300 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,955 You're the cop. 301 00:16:45,032 --> 00:16:46,966 [Sighs] 302 00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:49,002 He was all tied up. 303 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:52,733 Naked... and helpless. 304 00:16:52,807 --> 00:16:54,934 Oh. [Chuckles] 305 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:57,239 And, um... 306 00:16:57,311 --> 00:16:59,370 then what happened? 307 00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:01,608 Then my girlfriend took over. 308 00:17:01,682 --> 00:17:03,513 Girlfriend? 309 00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:13,119 I love you. 310 00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:19,933 I think this was yours. 311 00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:23,027 Still got the flavor. 312 00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:25,698 Ooh, it's a policeman. How you doing? 313 00:17:25,773 --> 00:17:29,038 Is that a Taser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 314 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:33,706 [Chuckles] Hey, look, I wish could see you, but your voice sounds lovely. 315 00:17:33,781 --> 00:17:37,615 Okay, then. Well, if you think the voice is milky smooth, wait till you see the whole package. 316 00:17:37,685 --> 00:17:41,985 - You gonna freak. - Is that right? Oh, I love a freak too. 317 00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:45,253 Hey, look, why don't you tell me what happened between you and Derrick? 318 00:17:45,326 --> 00:17:49,854 Okay, then. First of all, I stripped down to my unmentionables, right? 319 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:52,229 My Victoria's Secretions. 320 00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:57,167 - I know you like that, right? - Oh, God, yes. 321 00:17:57,238 --> 00:18:01,004 And then I creeped up on him like I was a gorilla in the mist. 322 00:18:03,678 --> 00:18:06,909 [Imitating Gorilla] 323 00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:09,973 - Ooh. - And got down on him like he was a helpless rabbit. 324 00:18:10,051 --> 00:18:13,043 Ooh! Hunt me down and take me, sugar. 325 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,418 Hey, like a bowl of grits. 326 00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:20,956 Hey, is that a... Hey, I thought cops only carried a.38. 327 00:18:21,028 --> 00:18:24,725 Well, baby, what you dealing with here is.357 magnum. 328 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,700 Hey, Dirty Harry. 329 00:18:27,768 --> 00:18:31,932 - Sugar. - Look, why don't you make my day? 330 00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:35,271 Take off this blindfold. Let's play a little show and tell. 331 00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:38,176 Okay, hey, that's my song. ♪ Show and tell ♪ 332 00:18:38,246 --> 00:18:40,680 [Both] ♪Just a game I play ♪ 333 00:18:40,748 --> 00:18:44,309 - ♪ When I wanna say, l... ♪ - [Screaming] 334 00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:47,684 [Screaming Continues] 335 00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,689 Who put a wig on Charles Barkley? 336 00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:51,987 I thought you said you wanted to freak too. 337 00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:54,960 Hey, I wanted to freak. I don't want to be with a damn freak. 338 00:18:55,029 --> 00:18:56,997 That's the only way you can be freaky too. 339 00:18:57,064 --> 00:18:59,532 Why you tripping? You know I got you? 340 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,364 You ain't got to go nowhere. I have you. 341 00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:04,734 So, why you tripping, huh? 342 00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:07,171 Why don't you just relax and take this too. 343 00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:09,232 Come on, don't you want to bump uglies? 344 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:12,108 - Bump uglies? Bump uglies? - Yeah. 345 00:19:12,179 --> 00:19:15,842 Honey, look like you took ugly face on. 346 00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:19,317 Well, first of all, why you tripping like that? You know I'm your love beast. 347 00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:23,118 Love beast, huh? Somebody left the cage open at the zoo, that's for damn sure. 348 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,283 Oh, you tripping now. Why you tripping now? You gonna make... 349 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:27,725 [Screaming] No, don't kill me! Don't kill me! 350 00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:29,763 - Oh, God, don't kill me! Don't kill me! - Just shut up! 351 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,764 - Be quiet. - Don't ki... Don't ki... 352 00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:33,857 I ain't gonna ki... I ain't go... Shut up. 353 00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:36,698 I ain't gonna kill you. I just gotta pick something outta my teeth. 354 00:19:39,607 --> 00:19:42,906 Oh, God. Oh, I thought you were gonna kill me. 355 00:19:42,977 --> 00:19:45,605 - And then you know what I'm gonna do? - What you gonna... 356 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,741 I'm gonna rock your world. 357 00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:54,483 Kill me. 358 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:56,785 Kill me. Go ahead. Just right there. Stick it right in the neck. 359 00:19:56,857 --> 00:19:58,791 - Oh, you so crazy. - Please. 360 00:19:58,859 --> 00:20:03,262 - Wait a minute. First of all, what happened to the.357? - Shoot me in the eyes. 361 00:20:03,331 --> 00:20:05,265 See, I have this problem all the time. 362 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:08,234 They always get nervous and stuff 'cause they can't handle this type of woman. 363 00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:10,236 I'm too much for 'em. 364 00:20:10,304 --> 00:20:12,670 But what we need to do is just relax ourselves, you know? 365 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:15,265 All I need to do is just have me a little smoke... 366 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:17,777 so you can get your mind together, you know? 367 00:20:23,117 --> 00:20:25,642 Then I'll let you imagine what you've been missing. 368 00:20:26,987 --> 00:20:29,046 [Screaming] 369 00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:33,082 - What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? - [Screaming Continues] 370 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,994 Mother of God! I've seen the face of Satan himself! 371 00:20:37,064 --> 00:20:39,532 Why don't you give the devil his due too? 372 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,262 - [Screaming] - What's wrong with you? Where you going? 373 00:20:42,336 --> 00:20:44,930 - Where you going? - [Screaming] 374 00:20:45,005 --> 00:20:49,032 I lied! I lied! Derrick wasn't killed! He was scared to death! 375 00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:58,982 - What's wrong with you? - Police! Police! 376 00:21:03,023 --> 00:21:06,959 [Audience Ahhing] 377 00:21:07,027 --> 00:21:09,621 I was gonna rock his world too. 378 00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:12,990 [Sobs] 379 00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:19,197 - Well, thanks for joining us. We'll be back next week. - ♪♪ [Hip-Hop] 380 00:21:19,273 --> 00:21:21,935 So, don't forget to tune in. Peace. Love you, Ma. 381 00:21:22,009 --> 00:21:24,000 Love you, Ma. 382 00:22:17,164 --> 00:22:19,155 ♪♪ [Ends] 32846

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