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Ladies and gentlemen, I would
now like to bring to the podium...
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former presidential candidate,
Mr. Ross Perot.
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Thought I was gonna
hang glide, didn't you? Huh?
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Thank you very much.
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Now, I felt it was important that
I come back and apologize...
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for a remark I made in front
of this group a few weeks ago.
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Apparently, some folks got upset...
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when I referred to African-Americans
as "you people."
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I am truly sorry for that.
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Is that good enough for you? Huh?
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Now, come on, now.
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'Cause I got nothing bad
to say about black people.
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Black folks, in my opinion...
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are some of the smartest entrepreneurs
this country has ever seen.
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That's right. Yep. They can
set up a business anywhere.
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You check out any stoplight
in any major city.
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See how many young, hard-working
black men jump on your car
and clean the windshield.
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Without Windex.
They just use a dirty rag and spit.
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Now, I think that's something special.
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Now, you can also be proud
of your leaders in this country.
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White politicians can't balance a budget,
the economy or the deficit.
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But that Marion Barry, boy.
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He balanced women, drugs,
F.B.I. Sting operations...
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and still found time
to run the nation's capitol.
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Come on!
Now, come on, now!
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That's just good old American
stick-to-itivness.
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Now, I felt bad about what
I said last time I was here.
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And that's why I brought along
a little plan to help you...
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guys.
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Okay? How many people here
would like zero unemployment...
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never have to worry a day in their lives
again about food or housing costs...
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and pay no bills?
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How many people like that, huh?
How would you like that?
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Now, let me show you
how we can do this.
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We can accomplish this very goal
just by you working for Ross Perot.
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Ohh!
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Now, if you were
to work for me, okay?
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You would provide a valuable...
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"Service," you see?
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Then, you'll be guaranteed...
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"Labor."
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You see? You see?
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And then you
will become an "Asset"...
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to the community.
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You see?
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And by doing that,
you will produce things that are...
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"Val-u-able."
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And you will never,
ever have to worry about...
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"Expenses"...
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as long as you live.
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Now, how about that for a plan?
Is that so bad?
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Huh? Is that so bad?
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What'd I say?
What did I say?
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Boy, there is no pleasing you people,
is there? Huh? Let go of me.
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Get off me!
Get off me!
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You for me and me for you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪
- ♪ All right ♪
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♪ Here comes another one of thosefunky, funny mo'money shows ♪
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♪ A cast for laughsand talented roles ♪
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♪ And sisters with twistersfor you been lookin', listener♪
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♪ It seems you don't believeso you can believe what I convince ya ♪
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♪ Some booty to your short and thoughtWe'll make it snappy ♪
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♪ With jokes and pokesat folks to keep you happy ♪
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♪ No need to holdyour remote control ♪
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♪ ChillThis show's got soul ♪
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♪ All aboard, all aboardThe train never troubles ♪
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♪ You'd better snuggle upcouple up ♪
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- ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It's hard to believebut some of the best things in life are free ♪
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♪ So, fellas, grab your girlTell her that you love her♪
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♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin'when you're livin'in living color♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
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- ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪
- ♪ All right ♪
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♪ Here comes another one of thosefunky, funny mo'money shows ♪
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♪ A cast for laughsand talented roles ♪
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♪ And sisters with twistersfor you been lookin'listener♪
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♪ It seems you don't believe so youcan believe what I convince ya ♪
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♪ Some booty to your short and thoughtWe'll make it snappy ♪
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♪ With jokes and pokesat folks to keep you happy ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪
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Please welcome,
Keenen Ivory Wayans.
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[Cheering, Applause]
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- [Man] All right!
- All right!
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[Cheering, Applause Continues]
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All right, thank you. Welcome
to a new season of In Living Color.
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Thanks for joining us tonight.
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Got a whole lot new things for y'all,
startin' with the new additions to The Fly Girls.
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I want to start here with
the O.G. Fly Girl, right here.
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This is Deidre Lange from
Plainfield, New Jersey. Give it up.
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[Applause]
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Standing next to her is our latest additionfrom uptown New York, Jossie Harris.
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[Applause]
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And from Oakley, California,Lisa Thompson.
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- [Mouths Word]
- [Applause]
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And last year's new addition fromboogie-down Bronx, Jennifer Lopez.
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[Applause]
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We got some new cast members
for you to meet.
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I want you to meet a very
talented comedic actress.
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Come on out here, Ally.
Alexandra Wentworth.
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[Applause]
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And just when you thought it was over, we
got another one. He's the baby of the bunch.
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You saw him in Mo'Money.
He's hanging with his big brother now.
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Come on out here,
Marlon Wayans.
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[Applause]
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That's all you got for me?
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- Come on!
- No, wait. Hold on.
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Hold on, we got... we got some others...
some other new cast members.
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Y'all, come on out.Come on out.
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Georg Stanford Brown,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Monkey-mouth Davidson.
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These people are so obnoxious,
they would not allow me to have my moment.
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So, the cast is here
to join in and that's cool.
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Well, we gonna
get the show started.
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- Before we do, I want to
say hello to my man Twist.
- Twist!
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- Twist is all right!
- Yo! Yo! Yo!
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Now, wait, hold on!Folks back home call him Leroy Casey.
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- Gotta say that for the moms.
- That's right.
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All right. Y'all chill. We gonna get ill.
We'll be right back. Peace.
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We have risen...
Risen from the ashes of the riots.
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As your city council representative...
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I am proud today...
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to inaugurate the re-opening of this
beautiful new community market.
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So, I hear you folks like
to take shots at firemen.
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- Who are you?
- I'm Fire Marshall Bill Burns...
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and, frankly, I'm a little pissed.
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Sir, please, the riots are over.
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The riots may be over, ma'am,
but the hazards remain.
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Attention, shoppers!
Today's special is civil unrest.
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Let me show you something!
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Let's say the justice system
just let you down big-time...
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and you decide the market here owes you
a couple of cases of your favorite malt liquor.
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You're pushing your cart down the aisle.
It has a wobbly wheel.
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Somebody says, " Hey, look, there's Chief
Daryl Gates going down Crenshaw on a unicycle."
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Where, where, where?
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[Screams]
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Yo, man, doesn't that hurt?
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Son, you don't know what pain is
until you've capped a Saudi oil fire...
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with your tongue!
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Uh-oh! I see a baby
that needs to be spanked.
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What the heck do you think
you're doing, Leatherface?
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I'm just grinding some meat, man.
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Well, you better pop a No-Doz.
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Those meat grinders can be
a narcoleptic's nightmare.
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Let me show you something!
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What if you were up all night
carrying a three-piece leather sectional...
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on your back down Vermont Avenue?
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You're grinding the meat,
you're completely exhausted...
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a couple of cops here out front beating
the hell out of Rodney Allen Rippy...
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you get confused...
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and you mistake your left hand
for a pound of ground round.
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Like so!
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No! Don't! No! No!
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- [Grunting]
- [Whimpering]
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Next thing you know,
you look a bread thief in Baghdad.
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[Laughing]
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Wrap that up for me, will you?
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[Coughing]
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♪ Here we go
gathering guts in May ♪♪
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Hey! Mr. Goodwrench, can I borrow
those pliers for a second?
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Yeah.
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- [Grunting]
- Ooh! Ohh!
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Where the hell was the lesson in that?
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Hey! Can't I do anything for fun?
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Put that under your pillow, son.
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No, buddy,
you can keep those.
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Stop this at once!
Everything is safe here!
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I am in charge of this situation.
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I beg to differ, Puppetmaster.
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You have no idea how close
you are to total...
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destruction.
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Now, just for the sake of argument,
let's pretend you're Caucasian...
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but you forget
and you accidentally say the "N" word.
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Suddenly, you feel
a sharp pain in your jaw...
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and you realize you've been
coldcocked by Meadowlark Lemon.
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That could be quite
a numbing experience, even for me...
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the foreman
of the Simi Valley jury.
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By the way, is anyone else here
going to the Policeman's Ball?
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[Clunk]
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I'm sensing a little bit
of racial tension.
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Well, two can play at that game.
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- [Grunting]
- [Thud]
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Price check on human life!
[Laughing]
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- I'm gonna break off the rest of that nose.
- Hey!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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- [Man] Don't push me!
- [Shouting]
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Just the big stuff, folks!
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- I think they said something about your mother.
- You menace!
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You have started another riot!
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To you, it's a riot, ma'am.
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But to some folks,
it's an insurance opportunity.
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Let me show you something!
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I know you are not
going to throw that!
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Don't worry, ma'am.
I am a Fire Marshall.
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[Sirens Blaring, Distant]
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Why are we doing this?
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Now where are we gonna shop?
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Can't we all just get along?
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Can't we get along?
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Attention, shoppers.
All merchandise must go.
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[Laughing]
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Hi, I'm Rodney King.
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And I'm Reginald Denny.
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And we're here to give you young people
a friendly word of advice.
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- Always think before you act.
- Right.
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See, it's not whether
you win or lose, but...
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Is it over when the fat lady sings?
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Can't we all just get along?
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Staying in school
and staying off drugs is fine...
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but it ain't gonna do you any good at all,
if you don't have sense enough to...
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[Both]
Stay in your car.
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Right. See, we were stupid.
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We got outta our cars.
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We didn't use our heads
and now look what happened.
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We may have won the battle,
but the early bird got the worm.
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Can't we all just get along?
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And your friends are
gonna try to tempt you.
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They're gonna say,
"Hey, come on. Get out of your car.
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What can it hurt?"
Take if from us...
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[Both]
It hurts.
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Right. See, it's like Confucius said...
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"He who hesitates..." Uh...
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[Whispering]
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"Can lead a horse to water, but he can't
get that bird out of his bush."
237
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:07,461
Can't we all just get along?
238
00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:11,695
- So, take it from us, Reginald Denny...
- And Rodney King...
239
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,828
[Both]
Stay in your car.
240
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- You wanna drive?
- No, man. Let's...
241
00:14:17,074 --> 00:14:19,338
- [Siren Blaring, Distant]
- Let's talk about it in the car.
242
00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:21,934
- We could take the bus.
- No, there's people on the bus.
243
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- All right.
- [Siren Continues]
244
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[Sighs]
245
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Oh, the devastation.
The pain.
246
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,719
We must be united
and work together as brothers...
247
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:46,701
for only if we are united can we properly
renovate and rehabilitate this area.
248
00:14:46,768 --> 00:14:49,236
Mr. Olmos, I want to help.
Just let me help.
249
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:52,000
Sweep up a yard, my brother.
250
00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:55,339
- What could I do?
- Gather the garbage.
251
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:59,779
Mr. Olmos, I just wanted to tell you
that you're my hero.
252
00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:01,782
No. No, my child.
253
00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,785
I'm just an actor who talks sincerely...
254
00:15:04,853 --> 00:15:07,947
and whose face looks like
the Latino side of the moon.
255
00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:11,284
Now, let's get moving.
256
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:15,592
There is so much to do.
So very many ways to be seen.
257
00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:20,464
All right, people, listen up.
258
00:15:20,535 --> 00:15:22,799
This house needs more work.
259
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:24,839
More sweat and strain.
260
00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:30,640
You, clean up my Mercedes.
You, tile my new wine cellar.
261
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,840
And, you.
262
00:15:33,915 --> 00:15:37,009
Fill myJacuzzi with Jell-O
and get naked.
263
00:15:37,085 --> 00:15:42,455
- Hey.
- With your help, I can erect
what was not standing.
264
00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:51,222
All right, people, let's go.
265
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,495
Listen to me.
Come here.
266
00:15:56,138 --> 00:15:58,368
I want to pontificate.
267
00:15:59,474 --> 00:16:01,908
You have wallpapered.
You have painted.
268
00:16:01,977 --> 00:16:05,743
You've saved of thousands
of remodeling dollars.
269
00:16:05,814 --> 00:16:09,477
But what lies ahead
is the biggest job of all.
270
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:13,612
- And what's that?
- Fixing my face.
271
00:16:13,688 --> 00:16:16,088
Everybody get the putty knives.
272
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:21,996
Make me look good.
I want to be governor one day.
273
00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:26,466
[Whirring]
274
00:16:26,535 --> 00:16:29,095
- ♪♪ [Hip-Hop]
- ♪ Get it ♪
275
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♪♪ [Ends]
276
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,135
[Chattering]
277
00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:16,642
Hey, how you doin'?
It's me, Bonita Butrell.
278
00:17:16,718 --> 00:17:21,621
Child, I was on my way home from playing bingo
and got caught up here in these here riots.
279
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:24,853
People actin' like heathens. Takin'
everything that ain't glued to the ground.
280
00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:27,793
- [Siren Blaring, Distant]
- Course Miss Bonita always
had herself something.
281
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:29,797
Didn't have to wait for Rodney King...
282
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,958
to get bopped upside the head
to get me a little something.
283
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:40,235
Course you wouldn't want to
look a gift horse in the mouth, either.
284
00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:43,771
Oh, there go my baby,
Cisco Peterson.
285
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,779
Hey, Cisco,
how you doin', honey?
286
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,839
That's a fine TVyou got there.
And don't feel bad about taking it...
287
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,647
'cause I know you never stole
a single thing in your whole life.
288
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,553
[Laughing]
289
00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:57,114
That's a born thief, there.
290
00:17:57,192 --> 00:18:01,652
Mm. When his mama gave birth to him,
he ran off with the placenta.
291
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:04,961
I ain't one to gossip,
so you ain't heard that from me.
292
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,992
Nojustice, no peace!Nojustice, no peace!
293
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:13,097
- No justice...
- Hey, Denise. Look at you, girl,
a regular little politician.
294
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:17,474
And I hear you, baby.
No justice, no peace. [Laughing]
295
00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:20,845
It's more like
no $20 bill, no piece.
296
00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:27,619
That girl spend more time down under
than Crocodile Dundee.
297
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,556
I ain't one to gossip,
so you ain't heard that from me.
298
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,559
Hey, Mr. Kim!
299
00:18:32,627 --> 00:18:36,461
I'm so glad they didn't touch your restaurant.
That's a fine restaurant.
300
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,863
Fine restaurant.
[Chuckles]
301
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:42,802
Too bad a cat won't go by
unless it's on a scooter.
302
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,806
But I ain't one to gossip,
so you ain't heard that from me.
303
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:49,469
Hey, lookee here. There go now
Jody Biscuitfill from that news show.
304
00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:52,809
Hey, Jody, how you doin'?
I'm so proud of you.
305
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,977
You're the smartest little thing on TV.
[Chuckles]
306
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,283
Dumbest little thing
is more like it. Mm-hmm.
307
00:19:00,355 --> 00:19:02,915
Take her three days
to watch 48 Hours.
308
00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:06,620
And... And that ain't
the half of it.
309
00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:09,926
The girl got to moon herself
to count to two.
310
00:19:09,998 --> 00:19:12,558
But I ain't one to gossip,
so you ain't heard that from me.
311
00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:15,159
- How we doin' there, ma'am.
- Hey, officer, how you doin'?
312
00:19:15,236 --> 00:19:17,204
Doing fine.
Look, we're looking for this lady...
313
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:19,672
who's been doing
a lot of looting in this area.
314
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:23,040
Her name is a Miss, uh, Miss Jenkins.
315
00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:26,638
No!
[Moaning]
316
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:31,311
No. No! Lordy! Don't you say
nothin' bad about Miss Jenkins.
317
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,753
She's a fine woman, fine woman.
Wouldn't take nothing from nobody.
318
00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:38,350
That's a fine woman, honey.
Don't you talk about Miss Jenkins.
319
00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:42,760
I'll turn into Ice-T on your ass.
320
00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:48,565
Don't talk about Miss Jenkins.
She's a fine woman, fine woman.
321
00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:51,071
Just don't turn your back on her.
322
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:54,973
Woman's fingers are stickier
than a booger in a jar of honey.
323
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:58,274
I ain't one to gossip,
so you ain't heard that from me.
324
00:19:59,814 --> 00:20:02,180
Let me get on out of here.
325
00:20:07,088 --> 00:20:11,252
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326
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:14,784
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327
00:20:14,863 --> 00:20:18,196
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328
00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:22,269
♪♪ [Rap]
329
00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:24,498
One, two, one two!
330
00:20:24,572 --> 00:20:26,540
This is Redman coming to you live.
331
00:20:26,608 --> 00:20:30,942
Bringin' you the brand-new funk
for 1992 era, my brother.
332
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,108
Physically and direct
from Milltown, New Jersey, and Brooklyn.
333
00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:37,242
I ain't having none of that.
334
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:39,650
Yo, Twin, how it's goin' down, baby?
335
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:42,087
♪♪ [Man Singing]
336
00:21:10,318 --> 00:21:12,843
♪♪ [Continues]
337
00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:40,011
♪♪ [Continues]
338
00:22:10,512 --> 00:22:15,245
♪♪ [Rapping In Foreign Language]
339
00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:20,482
♪♪ [Continues Rapping In English]
340
00:22:47,816 --> 00:22:50,546
♪♪ [Continues]
341
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,281
♪♪ [Ends]
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