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[Man] How many timeshas this happened to you?
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Okay, Grandma,
now I want you to go on...
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and blow out
those candles.
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[Man] Your party's ruined,and you're the laughingstock of the family.
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What did I do
to deserve this?
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[Man] You forgot to use Krazy Poly-Dente,from the makers of Krazy Glue.
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Just a few drops will keep your denturesfirmly in place for the entire day.
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Feel safe to takea big bite oflife again.
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Yes, Krazy Poly-Dentesolid bond...
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can even keep an 80-year-old womansuspended in midair.
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Not even the 350 horsepowerof a Ford Mustang...
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can release the gripon Krazy Poly-Dente.
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Ready, Granny?
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Mmm! And it's yummy too.
Must be tapioca.
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[Man] Don't have an accident.Use Krazy Poly-Dente.
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You for me and me for you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪
- ♪ All right ♪
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♪ Here comes another one of thosefunky, funny mo'money shows ♪
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♪ A cast for laughsand talented roles ♪
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♪ And sisters with twistersfor you been lookin', listener♪
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♪ It seems you don't believeso you can believe what I convince ya ♪
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♪ Some booty to your short and thoughtWe'll make it snappy ♪
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♪ With jokes and pokesat folks to keep you happy ♪
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♪ No need to holdyour remote control ♪
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♪ ChillThis show's got soul ♪
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♪ All aboard, all aboardThe train never troubles ♪
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♪ You'd better snuggle upcouple up ♪
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- ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It's hard to believebut some of the best things in life are free ♪
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♪ So, fellas, grab your girlTell her that you love her♪
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♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin'when you're livin'in living color♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪
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My boy,
valedictorian.
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- I am so proud of you, Son.
- Mm-hmm.
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Go and take those things off,
and get ready for your party.
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Mama made all your
favorite dishes.
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The party is just for me this time, right?
No one else.
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- Just for you. This is your special night. Just for you.
- [Doorbell Rings]
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I'll get it, honey.
♪♪ [Whistles]
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Aaah! Oh!
Ah, Cousin Elsee!
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Um... Uh,
what the hell...
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I mean, uh, uh,
what a pleasant surprise.
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You know come hell or high water, I ain't
gonna miss one of these baby's graduations.
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- Now where is that boy? I can only stay a minute.
- Oh, w-w-wait.
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How'd you know we were having a party?
We didn't tell anybody.
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Oh, I woke up this morning
with shooting pains in my kneecaps.
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I said to myself,
"Somebody's bakin' a ham somewhere."
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Now why don't you come on over here
and give your Cousin Elsee a hug.
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- Uh...
- Oh, yeah. Oh, that's nice.
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You're a good boy.
That's good.
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That's good.
That's real good.
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Cousin Elsee...
[Groans]
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I think you're getting
a little carried away.
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Look, why don't you
have a seat on the couch...
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and help yourself to
whatever's on the table.
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- I'll go get Curtis.
- Okay, why don't you...
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get me something to drink
while you're up.
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I'm thirstier than a scorpion
after he ran a marathon. [Laughs]
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"A scorpion after
he ran a marathon!"
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I'm crazy! They need to lock me up
and throw away the key.
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Cousin Elsee,
what the hell are... I, uh...
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So nice of you
to drop by.
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Hey, I can only
stay a minute...
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but why don't you come on over here,
and give your Cousin Elsee a hug.
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Oh, so sweet
and tender.
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- Oh, yeah. Oh!
- Cousin Elsee, please!
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Oh. Oh.
Let me look at you.
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Oh, girl,
you done got so skinny.
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Look like Olive Oyl
O.D.'ing on Slim-Fast.
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[Laughs]
"Olive Oyl O.D.'ing on Slim-Fast!"
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I'm crazy! They need to put me
in an electric chair and turn on the juice.
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Uh, so how have
you been, Elsee?
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Long as I take
my blood pressure medication...
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and oil my pacemaker,
I'm gonna keep on keepin' on.
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You think a little sugar diabetesand cancer...
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are going to stop me?
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No, sirree.
Not Cousin Elsee.
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Uh, listen, Cousin Elsee...
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if you that sick,
why don't you go see a doctor?
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Oh, girl, doctors don't know nothin'!
All they want is your money.
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I had this doctor tell me that I got
a psychological disorder.
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Do I look like I got
a psychological disorder to you?
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Get your ass...
Go ahead, man.
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Oh, I think I see
the graduation boy.
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How are you doing, baby?
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Cousin Elsee
got a present for you.
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Close your eyes. Now what is it in life
you want more than anything?
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- For you to take your hairy,
bulletproof-wearing glasses...
- Curtis!
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Now close your eyes
and open your hand.
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Open your hand.
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- Oh, a nickel.
- Yeah, that's right, honey.
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When I was coming along,
a nickel would buy you...
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four pounds of collard greens,
three bushels of oatmeal...
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and a peep show.
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Now, what do you do to nice Cousin Elsee
for giving you a gift?
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- Look, Cousin Elsee, don't start that.
- Come on, now.
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Yo! Get...
Cousin Elsee!
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Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
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Elsee, wait a minute.
Hey, hey, hey. That's enough!
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Now, that is my son
you're humping on.
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- Oh. I'm sorry.
- Now, look, we really appreciate you coming by...
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but now it's time
for us to eat, so...
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Oh. So where
can I wash my hands?
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[Together]
You're staying for dinner?
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Oh, you don't
have to ask me twice.
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Well, look, Cousin Elsee,
the pork chops aren't nearly done.
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So if you have to go on
and leave, we understand.
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Oh, child, after you
did all that hard work...
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Cousin Elsee
ain't going nowhere.
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And let me tell you
a little story about pork chops.
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Now, pork chops can be eaten
in all sorts of stages.
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Wasn't until the white man
invented that oven...
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they made up that lie
about the raw pork and worms.
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I'm telling you they just wanted to sell ovens,
that's what that was all about.
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Yeah, well, you know,
better safe than sorry.
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"Better safe than sorry."
That sound like a condom ad to me.
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[Laughs]
"A condom ad!"
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I am a fool on wheels.!
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I'm a lunatic. They need to
slice open my head and lobotomize me.
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Yeah, well, uh...
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Son, what do you think, uh, you're going
to be doing in college next year?
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Dad, I was thinking about
joining the wrestling team...
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but I'm having problems
with my takedowns.
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Ooh, takedowns. Did I hear somebody
say something about takedowns?
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Yeah, it's takedowns.
It's a wrestling term.
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Yeah, I know what it is. I used to be
the Lennox Avenue Wrestling Champ in '48.
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- You big donkey-looking...
- Oh!
- Curtis!
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Oh, now Cousin Elsee gonna show you
how to do a little takedown.
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Cousin Elsee, what... C-Cousin...
Damn, Cousin Elsee!
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Get off me! Hey!
Hey, Daddy, Daddy! Get off me!
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Aaah!
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Oh, wait...
Wait a damn minute!
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Now, come on, Elsee.
Elsee, this is my house.
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- Damn!
- I won't take that.
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- Get your cousin off of my son!
- My cousin? I thought she was your cousin!
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Oh, wait a damn...
Who the hell are you?
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- Get outta my damn house!
- [All Yelling]
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Hi, I'm Rosie Perez,
the choreographer for the Fly Girls...
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and this is my partner,
Arthur Rainer.
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Tonight, we're going to do
something different...
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and present the sensual choreography
of Mr. Alex Magno.
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Thank you, Rosa.
I hope you guys like it.
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♪♪ [Soul]
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- ♪♪ [Ends]
- [Applause]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Bronson Pinchot...
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whose character, Balki, has made America
and Hollywood a much better place.
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Over here, Balki.!
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Bronson, Mann's Chinese Theatre
is happy and proud...
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to immortalize you
in cement.
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Thank you, Johnny.
Thank you very much.
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What's up like that?
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- Howard Tibbs III.
- Yeah, and my name's Clavell.
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And we are
Funky Finger Productions.
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Bringin' you a day in the life
of Funky Finger, Hollywood-"sty-rle."
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Hey! What the hell
are you guys doin' in here?
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- Get out of here!
- You ain't gotta be pushin' me, man.
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Don't he look like
a bespeckled Pillsbury Doughboy?
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Fake kangaroo-ass.
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- There's my limo, man!
- Yeah, let's get on this bad boy.
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Man, this is what I call a stretch limo.
Room for 50, man.
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Hey, yo, Jeeves,
is the bar in the back?
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Put in your fare
or get off the bus.
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Man, I will hang
my stocking...
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Hey! Whoa! Hey!
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Now, this is where we go
to procure the duckets.
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You know, to finance
this evening's butt-naked festivities.
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And you know... That's right.
It's about the money.
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We are preferred
customers in this joint.
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- Look out!
- Check it out!
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Say, say, say...
Hey!
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Clavy, Clavy. Come on, now!
Come on, Clavy!
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It told you suckers,
stay outta here.
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[Gunshots]
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Hey, hold up, man.
Homeboy is trippin'.
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- On the strength.
- He must've woke up
on the wrong side of the crib.
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- Ya know!
- Hey, speakin' of cribs...
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what about that big Hollywood
schmooze gig we about to go to?
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[Laughs] Where all the stars
gonna be hangin' tonight, home-bucket.
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Come on.
Let's skedaddle.
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Party time!
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- Man, this party is dead.
- Ain't nothin' but a bunch of stiffs, man.
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Come on, y'all.
Let's bring this party to life.
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Hey, what's up, Arsenio...
Now, wait a minute, man.
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This is not
anatomically correct.
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Can't be. You gonna have to
staple a pumpkin to your ass.
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- There's Sammy.
- Hey, don't I look like him sometimes?
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Man, only on tax day.
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00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:40,383
Now, ain't that
a"coinkydink"?
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Yo, Elvis, man, do me a favor
and tell these people that you're dead.
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- Come on, man.
- Let us move on, man.
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00:11:48,562 --> 00:11:50,894
I'm lookin' for
Al Green in here.
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00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:55,799
Kenny, on the for real tip, you mean
they liposucked fat right outta the booty?
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Diana, girl, the only real hair
on your head is your eyebrows.
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Let's go and skedaddle.
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Y'all ain't even played
B.T. Express yet.
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00:12:08,148 --> 00:12:13,711
Now, finally, here we are at the Funky Finger
Producciones facilités.
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Right smack-dab
in the middle of Hollywood.
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00:12:16,256 --> 00:12:19,521
Now, dig, this is where
we tape all our shows and films.
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Now, tonight we're doin'
a Funky Finger movie of the week.
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- It's remake of The Miracle Worker.
- But here's the kicker.
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It's a musicale.
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- Look at yourself, man.
- I'm sorry. All right. Here we go.
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Let me put my glasses on.
Cock the skimmer.
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You know, I'm still
a pretty... [Garbled]
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- Let's do this.
- Here we go.
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Take number one of...
What's the name of this?
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- I Believe In Miracles.
- All right. The musicale.
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One, two,
you know what to do!
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- ♪ I believe in miracles ♪
- ♪♪ [Imitating Guitar]
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♪ Where you at
You sexy thing ♪
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♪ I believe in miracles ♪
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♪ Where you at
You sexy thing ♪
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♪ I believe in miracles ♪
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Hey, hey, Clavy.
It will lock up, man.
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All right.
Let's try that again.
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♪ Where you at ♪
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♪ Where you at ♪
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♪ Where's my hat ♪
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♪ Where you at ♪♪
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Well, lookee here.
Hey, fine brown.
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Let me ask you somethin', big legs.
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Are you related
to Pam Grier?
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'Cause you certainly
have that star qualité...
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that we need
in our newest film project...
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Basic In-Stank.
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- Do you get it?
- So you boys lookin' for a little talent, are ya?
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Clavy, tell her we're on the up-and-up.
Show her one of our business cards.
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Oh, bet ya, by golly. Wow.
Now, let me see here... I think l...
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- You know, I'm fresh out. Howard...
- Bam!
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Now look here.
Pay no attention to all that.
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That's just my cable bill.
But you can kick in and pay for that.
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We are gonna be
partners now.
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I don't think you boys understand.
I don't perform for free.
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- Clavy, what ya holdin'?
- Well, how about this five spot?
Will that entice you?
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- Bam!
- Damn skippy!
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Oh, man, that's a new
type of free.
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Mm-mmm. L.A.P.D., boys.
You goin' downtown.
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What? You ain't
no real roller.
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This isn't quite
the ending we planned.
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Well, look here, Howard.
Think on the bright side, man.
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This would be a perfect locale
for our new film...
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- Penitentiary VI, man.
- All right. Let's move along.
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Hey, look here. Get Leon Isaac
on the phone. He always pay a fool.
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♪♪ [Hip-Hop]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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- Gee, Wes, I'm so glad you let me be in your movie.
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, sir.
You are going to have to leave.
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- This is a closed set.
- Hey, it's-it's all right. Look...
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How would you like to be
in all the action? Every scene.
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A guy called in sick. I need a stunt double.
How'd you like the job?
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Wow! Would I! My big break.
Wes, you're the greatest!
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Don't ever kiss me again.
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What kind of guy would I be if I didn't
look out for all the little people...
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- that stood next me all these years, huh?
- Right.
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- Excuse me, Wes,
but we're ready for the fight scene.
- Sure.
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All right, people!
Places!
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Bucking Broncos with Wes Rawls.
Scene three, take one.
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And... action!
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That badge
don't scare me.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Well, how about this?
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Cut.!Stunt double.
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Wow! I get to
punch the bad guy!
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Action.
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This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
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Cut.!Oh, you were beautiful.!
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- Thanks...
- Thanks so much, Wes.
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Marty. Marty, I'm sorry.
I just didn't feel it that time.
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- I felt it.
- My concentration was off. My motivation...
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- I have to do another.
- Whatever Wes wants, Wes gets.
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Okay? Let's do it again, people.
Back to the top!
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And... action!
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This town ain't...
Ooh!
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Cut!
Check the gate!
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- [Groans]
- That was good for me.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Wes.
We got a hair in the gate.
288
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- Can we, please, have one more?
- Again?
289
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- Sure.
- You are a peach. A true professional.
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Back to the top, people.
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One more time.
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And... Holding, please.
Let's stay sharp.
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There we go.
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And... action!
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Cut.!
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So you think you're tough, huh?
Ever ride a bull?
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I bet he ain't ever even seen one afore.
[Indistinct]
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Just long enough to know
when I'm talking to one's droppings.
299
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All right, cowboy. Let's see how tough you are
after you ride Red Lightning here.
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Cut.!Stunt double.
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Oh, heck, no.
I'm not riding that thing.
302
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Look, I never use it,
but, um, I like to know it's there.
303
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Hey, what kind of
big brother would I be...
304
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to let my baby brother
do something this dangerous.
305
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You're sitting this one out.
I'm handling this.
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Hey, thanks, Wes.
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Hey, little brother,
how'd you like to do a love scene now?
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- Wow! Would I!
- Well, you even get to go first this time.
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All right.
Places, people.
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And... action.
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Why, if you ain't
the prettiest girl...
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I've ever... seen before.
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00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:22,855
What's that?
Lipstick on your collar?
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I'll teach you to cheat on me,
you low-down, dirty snake.
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No, no! Not...
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- I'm sorry!
- You jealous little hellcat, you.
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I see that fire's
still burning hot.
318
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Let's see if we can
make it burn hotter.
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And... cut.
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People, that's a wrap.
Wes, always good seeing you.
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The incomparable
Wes Rawls, everybody.
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- Thanks again, man.
- Thank you.
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Wow, Wes. That was
tougher than I thought.
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- Hey, but you did a good job.
- Yeah?
325
00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:04,391
So good I'm thinking about
putting you in my next movie.
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00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:07,331
- Wow. What's it called?
- It's called Beef Behind Bars.
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- Prison film.
- Cool!
328
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,602
Yeah, I play a character
named Fresh Meat.
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00:19:12,672 --> 00:19:15,368
- You'd do a nude scene wouldn't you?
- Absolutely.
330
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- Good. You like showers?
- Yeah, I could use one right now.
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00:19:18,878 --> 00:19:21,438
[Laughs]
Lots of husky men?
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Come on. I'll tell you
more about it later.
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Straight off his new single
and rollin' with special guests...
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2Pac from Juice
and Flavor Flav from P. E...
335
00:19:33,459 --> 00:19:37,691
please welcome Heavy D. And the Boyz
performing their new single...
336
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"You Can't See
What I Can See."
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♪♪ [Vocalizing]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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♪♪ [Continues]
340
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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