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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,286 --> 00:00:04,414 [Man] And now we bring you this special Elvis update. 2 00:00:04,489 --> 00:00:06,980 Hello. I'm Bill Bixby coming to you live... 3 00:00:07,058 --> 00:00:09,458 from the remote field in Alpina, Michigan... 4 00:00:09,527 --> 00:00:11,495 where there's been another Elvis sighting. 5 00:00:11,562 --> 00:00:14,030 With me is Tom Carter, who spotted Elvis first. 6 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:17,499 Tom, tell us exactly what you saw. 7 00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:22,062 Well, Billy here found some Elvis droppings over behind Rosie's Diner. 8 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:24,631 When we got there, we spotted him in the Dumpster. 9 00:00:24,709 --> 00:00:27,735 Well, I flushed him out, and boom, he took off like a rabbit. 10 00:00:27,812 --> 00:00:30,679 And now we got him cornered over there behind that tree. 11 00:00:30,748 --> 00:00:33,740 I see. And how can you be sure this is the real Elvis? 12 00:00:33,818 --> 00:00:37,310 Well, I know the King, and that's him. 13 00:00:38,589 --> 00:00:40,523 Good enough. 14 00:00:40,591 --> 00:00:43,583 Look. There he is. Get a picture of that. 15 00:00:43,661 --> 00:00:45,925 - Look at those markings. - [Dog Barking] 16 00:00:45,997 --> 00:00:49,228 - The telltale muttonchops. It's all there, folks. - Let the dogs go, boys. 17 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,268 - [Barking] - Go get him, boys. 18 00:00:51,336 --> 00:00:53,804 Lfhe gets to the highway, we done lost him. 19 00:00:53,871 --> 00:00:55,634 You're not gonna kill him, are you? 20 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,902 No, we'rejust gonna put some tranquilizers in him. 21 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,273 We already got two darts in him now. 22 00:01:00,345 --> 00:01:03,473 Of course. The King has always had a high tolerance for tranquilizers. 23 00:01:03,548 --> 00:01:05,516 - [Tom] Hey. There he goes.! - [Gunshot] 24 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:09,542 - Whoo.! - [Men Laughing, Cackling] 25 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:11,645 [Man] Hold up. Hold on. He's getting up. 26 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,021 - [Man #2] Shoot him again.! - [Bixby] Are we getting this? 27 00:01:14,092 --> 00:01:16,083 - [Groaning] - [Tom] We got him now, boys. 28 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,287 He's down. He's down. 29 00:01:18,363 --> 00:01:21,764 Oh, this is great. This is... The search is over, ladies and gentlemen. 30 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,824 Elvis lives, and we're gonna prove it. 31 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:27,564 My agent told me not to do this. Can you believe it? 32 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:30,163 This is really something. Oh, my gosh. 33 00:01:32,076 --> 00:01:36,240 Let's see if we can get a word with the King. Elvis, I'm Bill Bixby. 34 00:01:36,314 --> 00:01:38,680 - Why did you fake your own death? - [Groans] 35 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,684 - Can he hear me? - [Screams] 36 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,777 [Man] Look out.! He's coming to.! 37 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:45,516 Okay. He's more afraid of us than we are ofhim. 38 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:48,320 [Bixby] He's gone. He's gone. Oh, man. 39 00:01:48,393 --> 00:01:52,056 Incredible, ladies and gentlemen. Three darts in him, and he's still going. 40 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:55,122 Oh, we had hoped to bag the King today, but, uh... 41 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:57,463 I guess once again he gets through our dragnet. 42 00:01:57,535 --> 00:01:59,867 - [Screaming] - [Man] Oh, he's charging.! 43 00:01:59,937 --> 00:02:01,871 Go! Go! Go! 44 00:02:01,939 --> 00:02:03,998 - Jesus! Into the car! - [Screaming] 45 00:02:04,075 --> 00:02:07,636 Oh, God! Go! In the car! In the car! 46 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:10,146 - [All Yelling] - Oh, geez! 47 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,648 - Get in.! - Get in the car. 48 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:16,483 - May have bitten off more than we can chew. - Brace yourselves. He's rammin'. 49 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:18,579 Oh, damn it. I dropped the keys. 50 00:02:18,656 --> 00:02:20,647 - [Yelling] - Take him out.! 51 00:02:20,725 --> 00:02:24,320 - [Screaming] - [Horn Honking] 52 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:27,421 We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. 53 00:02:27,498 --> 00:02:28,487 - How you livin'? - What? 54 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:29,658 - How you livin'? - What? 55 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:31,861 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 56 00:02:34,305 --> 00:02:38,571 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 57 00:02:38,643 --> 00:02:42,909 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 58 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:46,780 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 59 00:02:46,851 --> 00:02:51,117 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 60 00:02:51,189 --> 00:02:53,817 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 61 00:02:53,891 --> 00:02:56,052 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 62 00:02:56,127 --> 00:02:58,595 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 63 00:02:58,663 --> 00:03:00,187 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 64 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,391 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 65 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:04,435 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 66 00:03:04,502 --> 00:03:06,527 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 67 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,697 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 68 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:10,968 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 69 00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:13,010 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 70 00:03:13,077 --> 00:03:14,874 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 71 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:16,311 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 72 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:18,075 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 73 00:03:18,149 --> 00:03:21,380 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 74 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:23,477 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 75 00:03:23,554 --> 00:03:25,920 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 76 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:29,323 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 77 00:03:29,393 --> 00:03:35,229 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 78 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:39,736 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 79 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:41,032 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 80 00:03:41,105 --> 00:03:43,403 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 81 00:03:47,345 --> 00:03:49,472 [Man] Coming from Twentieth Century Fox... 82 00:03:49,547 --> 00:03:51,515 The Fist That Rocks the Cradle. 83 00:03:51,582 --> 00:03:53,516 A tale about a parent's worst nightmare. 84 00:03:53,584 --> 00:03:57,042 As you know, we've already interviewed several potential nannies for our children. 85 00:03:57,121 --> 00:03:59,385 And since you weren't referred to us by an agency... 86 00:03:59,457 --> 00:04:03,120 we were wondering, could you tell us what your qualifications are to be a nanny? 87 00:04:05,596 --> 00:04:07,564 Well... 88 00:04:07,632 --> 00:04:11,124 I'm a five-time Women's World Bodybuilding champion... 89 00:04:11,202 --> 00:04:14,137 and I can bench-press 240 pounds. 90 00:04:14,205 --> 00:04:16,730 I've always wanted to have children of my own... 91 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:20,436 but a few years ago, during a crazy bodybuilding fad... 92 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:23,537 I had my uterus made into a tobacco pouch. 93 00:04:24,549 --> 00:04:26,517 Care for a pinch? 94 00:04:26,584 --> 00:04:30,418 [Man] They wanted the perfect nanny. She wanted the perfect family. 95 00:04:30,488 --> 00:04:32,752 What's a girl to do? 96 00:04:37,228 --> 00:04:39,162 You're my baby now. 97 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:41,596 My baby. 98 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:44,430 You won't be hungry anymore. 99 00:04:44,502 --> 00:04:46,629 Let's see if I'm lactating. 100 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,136 [Grunting] 101 00:04:56,581 --> 00:04:58,879 Soup's on. 102 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:09,521 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 103 00:05:10,595 --> 00:05:13,428 You call that suckling? Come on, baby. 104 00:05:13,497 --> 00:05:15,488 Go for the burn. 105 00:05:20,438 --> 00:05:22,372 I can't understand it, Doctor. 106 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,635 The baby just won't take my milk anymore. 107 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:27,303 Well, there's a simple explanation for this. 108 00:05:27,378 --> 00:05:29,505 Sometimes it's normal for a newborn to... 109 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:33,949 reject its mother's milk during the early months of growth. 110 00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:38,387 Okay. But then how the hell can you explain this? 111 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:41,681 [Man] She started as the nanny. 112 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,125 Now she's the head of the household. 113 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:48,222 ♪ La, da, da La, da, da, da, da ♪ 114 00:05:48,299 --> 00:05:52,429 ♪ Dee, dee, dee, dee ♪♪ 115 00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:54,869 See anything interesting? 116 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:57,305 Vera, I heard noises. What are you doing? 117 00:05:57,375 --> 00:06:00,276 I was just making myself a B.L. T... 118 00:06:00,344 --> 00:06:03,939 bacon, lettuce and testosterone. 119 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:07,109 But I can save it for the second course. 120 00:06:08,886 --> 00:06:11,787 - Stay back. - Why don't you just admit it? 121 00:06:11,856 --> 00:06:15,053 When you make love to your wife, it's my face that makes you shiver. 122 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,060 Vera, stay back. 123 00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:19,187 How come you're so nervous? 124 00:06:19,263 --> 00:06:24,565 Is there something about the way I move that you find distracting? 125 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:28,332 - No. - Maybe what you need... 126 00:06:28,406 --> 00:06:31,000 is a potent aphrodisiac. 127 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:35,001 Not the passion pit. 128 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:39,282 Ah. 129 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:41,545 Now you're starting to loosen up. 130 00:06:41,619 --> 00:06:45,111 Whoo! [Whinnies] 131 00:06:45,189 --> 00:06:48,283 [Whinnying Louder] 132 00:06:48,359 --> 00:06:50,554 What is going on here? 133 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,994 I am not gonna let you steal my family. 134 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:58,327 Oh, my God! Look! 135 00:06:58,402 --> 00:07:01,132 She's landed on the picket fence. 136 00:07:01,205 --> 00:07:04,641 The nightmare's finally over. 137 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:08,770 [Man] But little did they know, their nightmare had only begun. 138 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:13,613 Like I said, no pain, no gain. 139 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:16,118 242... 140 00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:18,382 243. 141 00:07:18,456 --> 00:07:21,914 That's it, baby. You're not gettin' any younger. 142 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,890 [Man] The Fist That Rocks the Cradle... 143 00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:28,363 is the fist that rules the world. 144 00:07:28,432 --> 00:07:32,732 Go for the burn. Yes. Just like that. Uh-huh. 145 00:07:35,639 --> 00:07:38,836 - Hey, man. Are you sure about this men's movement thing, man? - Hey, man... 146 00:07:38,909 --> 00:07:42,310 I don't know if I can talk about all my personal stuff with some dude. 147 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,940 There's some things that only guys understand. Why don't you just give this a try? 148 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:47,950 - Hey, Roy, man. - Hey. 149 00:07:48,018 --> 00:07:49,952 - How you doing? - Love ya, man. 150 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:52,511 - All right. You must beJimmy. - Hey, what's up, man? 151 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:54,581 - Welcome to our Men's Wilderness Group. - All right. 152 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:58,150 All right, man. Hey, everybody. We've got a new member to our group. 153 00:07:58,229 --> 00:08:00,595 - Everyone say hi toJimmy. - [All] Hi, Jim. 154 00:08:00,664 --> 00:08:02,598 All right. Who wants to start? 155 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:05,430 Uh, I will. 156 00:08:05,503 --> 00:08:07,903 - My name is Roy. - [All] Hi, Roy. 157 00:08:07,972 --> 00:08:11,601 And, um, I got some feelings that I'm having a hard time expressing, man. 158 00:08:11,675 --> 00:08:14,542 Well, go with it, man. Let the you come through. 159 00:08:14,612 --> 00:08:18,548 - Well, you know, after me and my woman, we make love... - [Man] Yeah. Yeah. 160 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:21,176 She wants to hug and cuddle and all that, you know? 161 00:08:21,252 --> 00:08:23,186 - What about my needs? - Yeah. 162 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:27,088 You know, after making love, I want a sandwich. Can I get a sandwich? 163 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:29,718 - What about me? - Yeah. 164 00:08:29,794 --> 00:08:32,228 I'd make you a sandwich, man. 165 00:08:32,296 --> 00:08:36,426 Hey, man. This ain't nothin' to be embarrassed about. Its about sharing, man, tonight. 166 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,798 Yeah, well, you're sharing a little bit too much. 167 00:08:40,304 --> 00:08:43,205 Well, you know, uh, if I could talk, man. 168 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:46,004 Can I talk? 169 00:08:46,076 --> 00:08:48,476 - My name is Willy. - Hi, Willy. 170 00:08:48,546 --> 00:08:50,537 Yeah. You know, and I got feelings too, man. 171 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:53,014 You know, like, every weekend we play basketball in the park. 172 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,017 They play some pickup games and stuff. 173 00:08:55,085 --> 00:08:57,246 And usually when they're picking teams and stuff... 174 00:08:57,321 --> 00:09:01,087 usually... they don't ever pick me, man, and, uh... 175 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,320 We want you, Willy. 176 00:09:04,395 --> 00:09:07,364 You know, and sometimes, you know, I just... I feel unwanted, man. 177 00:09:07,431 --> 00:09:09,399 And sometimes I just want to stand up, man, and just say... 178 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,867 "Yo, man! I'm here, man! I'm open. I got him posted! 179 00:09:12,937 --> 00:09:14,928 - He's posted!" - [All] Go! 180 00:09:15,005 --> 00:09:18,668 - You're open! - But they don't throw me the ball, man. 181 00:09:18,742 --> 00:09:22,371 I just want to yell, man. [Howls] 182 00:09:22,446 --> 00:09:26,576 Whoo! Whoo! 183 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:30,017 - [Whimpers] - Nice share, Willy. 184 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:33,420 That was a nice share. All right, Jim. You want to share something? 185 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,651 Ah, yeah, look here, man. You know what? 186 00:09:35,726 --> 00:09:38,422 I think I'm gonna pass on this one, man. [Laughs] 187 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,123 Y'all are bugged, man. I ain't gonna be... 188 00:09:41,198 --> 00:09:43,792 Hey, man. What's so bugged about it? Eh? 189 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,802 We're all human beings here. 190 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:48,930 And so we touch each other every once in a while. It's just skin. 191 00:09:50,741 --> 00:09:52,732 - Okay, my name is Lou. - [All] Hi, Lou. 192 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:55,142 [Spits] 193 00:09:57,815 --> 00:09:59,840 Little while back I was sport fishing... 194 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:04,013 uh, had a 200-pound marlin on a 150-pound test line really giving me a fight. 195 00:10:04,088 --> 00:10:06,989 Uh, I was just about to get him into the boat, too... 196 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:09,025 when I suddenly realized that I... 197 00:10:09,093 --> 00:10:11,391 really never knew my father. 198 00:10:11,462 --> 00:10:13,396 [Sighs] 199 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:16,194 I guess what I'm trying to say is... 200 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,260 that I hurt. 201 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:25,198 Somebody hold me. 202 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:31,270 Lou, it's okay, man. It's okay. 203 00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:33,339 Oh, man. 204 00:10:34,518 --> 00:10:36,611 Thank you, man. 205 00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:39,451 - Oh, Thomas. You're beautiful. - All right. 206 00:10:39,523 --> 00:10:43,152 You're always helping us out, man. What's going on with you? 207 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:47,664 - Well, I'm Thomas Shepherd. - [All] Hi, Thomas. 208 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,461 Oh, man. Well... 209 00:10:50,534 --> 00:10:52,968 - something I never really told anybody. - [Lou] Whew.! 210 00:10:53,037 --> 00:10:55,301 - I came from a very strict home... - [Lou] Yeah. 211 00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:59,331 - And, you know, I always... I always had to be grown-up. - Mmm. 212 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:02,538 But, you see, there's... there's a little boy... 213 00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:05,446 and he lives right in here. 214 00:11:05,516 --> 00:11:06,949 - What's his name? - Timmy. 215 00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:08,951 [All] Hi, Timmy. 216 00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:11,886 He never got the chance to come out and play, you know. 217 00:11:11,956 --> 00:11:14,857 - Mr. Shepherd... - Yeah? 218 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,950 Can Timmy come out to play? 219 00:11:21,632 --> 00:11:23,566 [Lou] Come on out, Timmy. 220 00:11:23,634 --> 00:11:26,660 [Roy] Come on. You can do it, man. Come on. 221 00:11:26,737 --> 00:11:29,865 [Lou] Come to Daddy. 222 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,238 [Childlike] I'm here! 223 00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:35,039 I'm here, everybody! 224 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,046 I'm here! 225 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,048 That's great, Timmy! 226 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,210 Let's play hide-and-seek. Come on, guys. Come on. Let's play hide-and-seek. 227 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,221 - Okay. Maybe later. Maybe later, Timmy. - No. Now. Come on! Now! 228 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:48,190 I said later! Sit on the rock until I tell you further! 229 00:11:49,593 --> 00:11:51,527 Oh, look, guys. 230 00:11:51,595 --> 00:11:53,620 You know, like, when we first got here, man... 231 00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:56,564 I thought y'all was just a bunch of freaks, man, but... 232 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,761 I'm starting to realize, man, there's a lot of me in all of y'all. 233 00:11:59,837 --> 00:12:01,771 - All right! - All right. 234 00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,864 All right! 235 00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:06,943 What is it, Timmy? 236 00:12:07,011 --> 00:12:09,036 I just made a stinky. 237 00:12:15,886 --> 00:12:17,911 Go on with what you were saying, man. 238 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,979 Uh... 239 00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:23,659 well, I just... 240 00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:25,695 I got something I want to share too, man. 241 00:12:25,763 --> 00:12:27,924 - Go with it, man. Go with it! - All right. Here we go. 242 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,932 - Y'all ready? - [Lou] Yeah. 243 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,299 Okay. Uh, you know, last week, man... 244 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:36,635 I was with my wife, and we were driving to her mother's house, you know. 245 00:12:36,707 --> 00:12:41,041 And I'd never been there before, so, uh, I started thinking, "I'm getting lost." 246 00:12:41,111 --> 00:12:43,409 And I found myself, you know, wanting to pull over... 247 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,381 and actually ask directions or stop at a gas station. 248 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:51,183 And finally I just... Well, I pulled over, and, uh, I told my wife I was lost. 249 00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:55,091 What? 250 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:59,528 And then I gave her the map, and I asked her for some help. 251 00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:03,464 - You gave her the map? - No! Little punk, man! 252 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:08,062 I don't know what's with you, man, but this is a men's movement. [Spits] 253 00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:11,835 Look. Don't look at me. I don't know nothin' about this. Nothin'! Get off me, man. Punk! 254 00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:13,843 Come along, Thomas. Let's get out of here. 255 00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:17,974 Timmy, come on! 256 00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:22,886 Hey, guys! Wait up! 257 00:13:25,242 --> 00:13:27,437 [Man] First came House Party... 258 00:13:27,511 --> 00:13:29,479 then came House Party 2... 259 00:13:29,546 --> 00:13:32,947 and now the House is throwing the biggest bash of'em all in... 260 00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:35,451 House Party 3. 261 00:13:36,453 --> 00:13:38,444 Starring Teddy Kennedy. 262 00:13:40,157 --> 00:13:44,594 [Howling] 263 00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:46,687 I am a party animal. 264 00:13:46,764 --> 00:13:49,130 And I have the court papers to prove it. 265 00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:52,760 [Braying] 266 00:13:54,438 --> 00:13:56,872 Who wants to earn a T-bill the hard way? 267 00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,906 [Man] Also starring the Keating Five. 268 00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,776 Special guest star, Anita Hill. 269 00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:07,840 Miss Hill, it was just awful the way Clarence Thomas treated you. 270 00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:09,613 Yes, it was, Senator. 271 00:14:09,687 --> 00:14:14,386 Thank goodness there's people like us to stand behind the women of this country. 272 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:17,621 Oh... You're so right, Senator. 273 00:14:17,695 --> 00:14:20,755 [Man] Plus a special appearance by Vice President Dan Quayle. 274 00:14:20,831 --> 00:14:23,698 Rock and roll! [Laughing] 275 00:14:26,537 --> 00:14:30,735 House Party 3, your tax dollars at work. 276 00:14:33,744 --> 00:14:38,511 [Man] Coming soon to a theater near you, Ghost II. 277 00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:42,951 Oh, yes. I'm in contact with the spiritual world... 278 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,614 and I have reached your husband. 279 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,225 This is him now. 280 00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:54,023 Ah, my dear wife... 281 00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:57,727 there's one thing I forgot to tell you... 282 00:14:57,801 --> 00:15:00,167 uh, before I died. 283 00:15:00,237 --> 00:15:02,205 [Grunts] 284 00:15:03,607 --> 00:15:05,541 [Grunts] 285 00:15:05,609 --> 00:15:08,942 ♪ I've gotta be me ♪ 286 00:15:09,012 --> 00:15:11,446 What are you saying? 287 00:15:11,515 --> 00:15:14,143 Uh, I'm sorry. I'm getting some interference. 288 00:15:14,218 --> 00:15:17,847 ♪ I've gotta be me ♪♪ 289 00:15:17,921 --> 00:15:20,014 That's not my husband. 290 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,024 Why, you're nothing but a cheat. 291 00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:26,161 What the hell happened? 292 00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:30,667 I'm back, and it's good to be here, babe. 293 00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:32,964 Hey, have I played this room before? 294 00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:34,833 Is this some kind of joke? 295 00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:38,068 No, no, no. It is Sammy, babe. 296 00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:41,305 And you brought me here from that big Golden Nugget in the sky... 297 00:15:41,378 --> 00:15:44,245 and I love you for your magical ways. 298 00:15:44,314 --> 00:15:46,373 Is it really you, Sammy? 299 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:48,680 Of course it's me. Check this out. 300 00:15:48,752 --> 00:15:51,516 Hey, George. Spotlight, please. 301 00:15:52,856 --> 00:15:55,654 ♪ I've got high hopes ♪ 302 00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:58,695 - ♪ I've got high hopes ♪♪ - Oh, please. 303 00:15:58,762 --> 00:16:01,731 Any cheap impressionist can do Sammy. 304 00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:03,790 All right. Then check this out, babe. 305 00:16:04,902 --> 00:16:06,870 ♪ Kow, kow kow, kow, ka chow ♪ 306 00:16:06,937 --> 00:16:09,098 ♪ Kow, kow kow, kow, ka chow ♪ 307 00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:12,540 ♪ Don't do the crime if you can't do the time ♪ 308 00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:14,543 ♪ No, no ♪ 309 00:16:14,611 --> 00:16:17,671 ♪ Keep your eye ♪♪ 310 00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:19,978 Okay, okay. It is you. 311 00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:23,713 No one else would take credit for singing the theme song from Baretta. 312 00:16:23,787 --> 00:16:26,221 Well, it's no Jumpin'Jack Flash... 313 00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,850 but it helped pay for the jewelry, babe, okay? 314 00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:32,555 What are you doing here? I don't handle talent for Comic Relief. 315 00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:35,996 No, no. That's not it, babe. You see, I need your help, Whoopi Goldberg. 316 00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:40,469 - Why me? - Well, I guess because we have that kind of blackJew thing. 317 00:16:40,537 --> 00:16:43,768 You know what I mean. Don't jive me on this, Whoopi. 318 00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:45,968 [Man] One more song to sing. 319 00:16:46,043 --> 00:16:50,480 One more big performance, and only she could help. 320 00:16:50,547 --> 00:16:53,107 Your husband sent me, and he's here with me now. 321 00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:56,914 This is not funny, and if you don't stop it, I'm gonna call 911. 322 00:16:56,987 --> 00:16:59,080 I told you she wouldn't believe me. 323 00:16:59,156 --> 00:17:01,317 Tell her, um, um... ♪ Here come the judge ♪ 324 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:03,416 ♪ Here come the judge Here come the judge ♪♪ 325 00:17:03,493 --> 00:17:06,621 He says: ♪ Here come the judge Here come the judge ♪ 326 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:09,996 Yeah, well, right now here comes the police, because that's who I'm calling. 327 00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:12,001 - She's not buying it. - Ah, look, don't worry. 328 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:15,300 I think that was a little bit too hip for the room. All right. Check this out. 329 00:17:15,372 --> 00:17:19,001 Do my fake Hollywood laugh. [Laughs] 330 00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:21,237 I can't do you, Sammy. 331 00:17:21,311 --> 00:17:23,245 Look, Whoopi. I know you can do this. 332 00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:26,714 Just mix a little Herman Munster and Kermit the Frog. 333 00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:29,183 [Mimicking Laugh] 334 00:17:29,253 --> 00:17:32,245 Are you okay? Do you want some water? Do you need to sit down? 335 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:36,349 No, no. I'm fine. It didn't work. Now what? 336 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:39,054 Tell her I love her. 337 00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:41,154 He says he loves you. 338 00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:44,530 Sammy would never say it like that. 339 00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:46,796 Tell her I said... 340 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:49,395 ♪ Sha boing, boing, boing ♪ 341 00:17:49,473 --> 00:17:52,909 - What? - Just tell her. She'll know. 342 00:17:52,976 --> 00:17:56,571 He says: ♪ Sha boing, boing, boing ♪ 343 00:17:58,582 --> 00:18:00,516 Sammy? He is here. 344 00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,552 Sammy. Sammy, where are you? 345 00:18:02,619 --> 00:18:06,385 He's here, and he has a message. 346 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:10,916 Look, this is for you because I think you are such a beautiful cat. 347 00:18:10,994 --> 00:18:13,224 All right. This is one of my favorite tunes... 348 00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:15,629 and I'm gonna lay it on you right now, you dig? 349 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,710 ♪ I knew a man His name was Sam ♪ 350 00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:32,806 ♪ He danced for you ♪ 351 00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:36,819 ♪ The old soft shoe ♪ 352 00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:42,655 ♪ But when he left the I.R.S. Took what was due ♪ 353 00:18:43,894 --> 00:18:48,194 ♪ And left you blue ♪ 354 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:53,694 ♪ They took everything they could find ♪ 355 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:56,796 ♪ Everything they could find ♪ 356 00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:59,205 ♪ Except my love for you ♪ 357 00:19:01,578 --> 00:19:07,210 ♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪ 358 00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:12,278 ♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪ 359 00:19:12,356 --> 00:19:14,381 ♪ Dance ♪♪ 360 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:18,326 - I love you, babe. - I love you too, Sammy. 361 00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:20,386 Now hug me like you hugged Nixon. 362 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,265 - [Man] Ghost II. - [Sammy] Check it out, babe. 363 00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:34,676 Performing the title cut from the sound track Juice... 364 00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:39,478 please welcome MCA's recording artist, Eric B. And Rakim. 365 00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:42,484 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 366 00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:46,990 ♪♪ [Rapping] 367 00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:06,275 ♪♪ [Rapping Continues] 368 00:20:29,132 --> 00:20:31,100 ♪♪ [Rapping Continues] 369 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,100 ♪♪ [Record Scratching] 370 00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:21,483 ♪♪ [Rapping Continues] 371 00:22:17,407 --> 00:22:19,375 ♪♪ [Rapping Continues] 372 00:22:52,008 --> 00:22:54,442 ♪♪ [Ends] 30861

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