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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,854 --> 00:00:05,982 I still don't understand why you brought me here today. 2 00:00:06,057 --> 00:00:11,154 Well, honey, you're older now and Mama thinks it's time to show you something very special. 3 00:00:11,229 --> 00:00:16,098 - Ta-da! - Wow, look at all these names. 4 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:20,501 These must be the names of people who donated money to keep the park beautiful. 5 00:00:20,571 --> 00:00:26,066 - Hmm, not exactly. - Then these must be the 1,000 points of light. 6 00:00:26,144 --> 00:00:31,980 No, Missy. These 20,000 names are the women who've slept with Wilt Chamberlain. 7 00:00:36,721 --> 00:00:40,748 You mean there's a monument to that? 8 00:00:40,825 --> 00:00:45,387 Honey, that's just the tip of the iceberg. You see that name up there? 9 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:50,264 - Mom! - That's right. Me. Me! [Laughs] 10 00:00:50,335 --> 00:00:52,394 Mom, that's great. 11 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:54,802 - Oh.! - You never cease to amaze me. 12 00:00:54,872 --> 00:00:57,102 Well, honey, you know... 13 00:00:57,175 --> 00:00:59,439 one of these days maybe you'll get lucky and you'll meet Wilt... 14 00:00:59,510 --> 00:01:02,877 and then your name will be on the wall of fame. 15 00:01:02,947 --> 00:01:05,609 Well, thanks all the same, but, uh... 16 00:01:05,683 --> 00:01:07,776 I've already been there, homie. 17 00:01:09,754 --> 00:01:11,949 You little rascal. 18 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:14,423 You don't have to tell me why them call him The Stilt. 19 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:16,722 [Both Laugh, Squeal] 20 00:01:16,794 --> 00:01:22,755 Oh, girl. Oh, I guess my little girl's a full-grown skeezer. 21 00:01:31,075 --> 00:01:32,064 - How you livin'? - What? 22 00:01:32,143 --> 00:01:33,235 - How you livin'? - What? 23 00:01:33,311 --> 00:01:35,438 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 24 00:01:37,882 --> 00:01:42,012 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 25 00:01:42,086 --> 00:01:46,352 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 26 00:01:46,424 --> 00:01:50,224 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 27 00:01:50,294 --> 00:01:54,560 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 28 00:01:54,632 --> 00:01:57,260 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 29 00:01:57,335 --> 00:01:59,496 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 30 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:02,038 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 31 00:02:02,106 --> 00:02:03,630 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 32 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:05,835 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 33 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:07,878 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 34 00:02:07,945 --> 00:02:09,970 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 35 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,140 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 36 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,411 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 37 00:02:14,485 --> 00:02:16,453 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 38 00:02:16,521 --> 00:02:18,614 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 39 00:02:18,689 --> 00:02:20,054 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 40 00:02:20,124 --> 00:02:21,819 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 41 00:02:21,893 --> 00:02:25,124 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 42 00:02:25,196 --> 00:02:27,221 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 43 00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:29,664 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 44 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:33,067 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 45 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:38,973 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 46 00:02:39,043 --> 00:02:43,480 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 47 00:02:43,548 --> 00:02:44,776 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 48 00:02:44,849 --> 00:02:46,646 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 49 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:54,050 [Man] Christy Brown, the hero from My Left Foot, is back... 50 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:57,253 and he's notjust kickin'his handicap, he's kickin'some ass... 51 00:02:57,328 --> 00:03:02,061 as Ireland's champion kickboxer in My Left Foot of Fury. 52 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:04,124 [Yells] 53 00:03:11,008 --> 00:03:16,105 - 'Nother pint there, Christy? - Not tonight, Reg. I'm wheelin'. 54 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:20,514 - I said no! - Hey! Leave her alone. 55 00:03:24,088 --> 00:03:26,648 Who's gonna make me? 56 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:30,160 - I am. - And who's gonna help ya, gimpy? 57 00:03:30,228 --> 00:03:32,321 I am. 58 00:03:33,998 --> 00:03:36,660 Van Damme, brass knuckles. 59 00:03:36,734 --> 00:03:39,430 [Man] Reunited with his Belgian brother, Jean-Claude Van Damme... 60 00:03:39,504 --> 00:03:41,995 he's putting his foot down where it counts. 61 00:03:46,544 --> 00:03:48,808 Van Damme, nunchakus. 62 00:03:51,782 --> 00:03:54,216 [Karate Yells] 63 00:03:54,285 --> 00:03:57,015 [Yells Continue] 64 00:03:58,222 --> 00:04:02,181 Anybody else want some? Huh? Huh? 65 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:06,128 [Yells, Grunts] 66 00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:11,224 Van Damme. 67 00:04:14,438 --> 00:04:17,965 Wheelbarrow. Wheelbarrow. 68 00:04:20,244 --> 00:04:23,008 Damn it, I love a good fight. 69 00:04:27,885 --> 00:04:30,945 [Man] Christy Brown, Jean-Claude Van Damme... 70 00:04:31,022 --> 00:04:33,820 kicking into high gear in My Left Foot of Fury. 71 00:04:35,259 --> 00:04:37,352 You don't know how to make no love. 72 00:04:37,428 --> 00:04:39,521 Boy, I know how to make love to a woman. 73 00:04:39,597 --> 00:04:42,566 I might be old. I may not be able to ride 'em like I used to... 74 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:45,534 but I can still fit the saddle. [Laughs] 75 00:04:45,603 --> 00:04:47,764 - Hey, what's up? - Hey there. 76 00:04:47,838 --> 00:04:50,363 How you doin', young man? That's a nice tie you got there. 77 00:04:50,441 --> 00:04:53,103 Thank you. Hangin' in there, huh? How long the wait? 78 00:04:53,177 --> 00:04:55,737 Well, see, it's two hours if you want to get with me... 79 00:04:55,813 --> 00:04:59,180 but you can go right up in Mac's chair if you want to. 80 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:02,344 - That's okay. I'll come back later. - All right. That's a smart man. 81 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:04,581 Oh, no. Here he comes. 82 00:05:06,591 --> 00:05:08,957 Move your feet, sucker! 83 00:05:10,595 --> 00:05:12,688 Boy, you got ears? Move your damn feet. 84 00:05:12,763 --> 00:05:15,197 - Hey, man. What's your problem? - What you say, sucker? 85 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:18,394 - I said, "What's your problem?" - Fine, and you? 86 00:05:18,469 --> 00:05:21,267 You know he can't hear ya, don't ya? 87 00:05:21,339 --> 00:05:24,467 He deaf as a swamp rat. Watch this. 88 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:29,502 - Mac, did you change your drawers yesterday? - What you say, sucker? 89 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:33,812 I said, did you change your stinky drawers yesterday? 90 00:05:33,884 --> 00:05:36,853 No, thank you. You know I don't eat no chitlins. 91 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:39,014 See what I mean? He's just as deaf as he wanna be. 92 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:41,081 Why doesn't he get a hearing aid? 93 00:05:41,158 --> 00:05:43,149 Oh, he can hear when he wanna hear. 94 00:05:43,227 --> 00:05:45,855 If it's somethin' important for him, he can hear that. Watch this. 95 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:50,765 [Whispers] Now when Mac leaves, we gonna drink up all his bourbon. 96 00:05:50,835 --> 00:05:55,431 Y'all better not touch my liquor, or somebody gonna get cut! 97 00:05:55,506 --> 00:05:58,100 See, he can hear. You ain't gonna cut nobody up in here, man. 98 00:05:58,175 --> 00:06:00,439 - See what I mean? - [Laughs] 99 00:06:00,511 --> 00:06:03,139 Yo, what's up, money? 100 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:06,479 How you doin', son? I ain't got no money for ya, but I can cut your hair. 101 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:10,418 Hey, man. What's the wait like up in here? I need a cut bad. 102 00:06:10,488 --> 00:06:12,456 You do need one. But check this out. 103 00:06:12,523 --> 00:06:14,650 All these people here are waitin' on me... 104 00:06:14,725 --> 00:06:17,592 but you can go first up in Mac's chair, if you want. 105 00:06:17,662 --> 00:06:19,687 - Bet. I'll sit in Mac's chair. - [Laughs] 106 00:06:19,764 --> 00:06:22,733 - You new here, ain't ya? - Yeah. How you know? 107 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,927 Just a lucky guess. 108 00:06:25,002 --> 00:06:27,061 Poor thing. 109 00:06:30,274 --> 00:06:33,368 - What you want, young man? - I just want a trim. Just trim it up... 110 00:06:33,444 --> 00:06:35,571 - Take it all off? - Nah, I want a trim. 111 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,671 - East Coast or West Coast? - Nah, I just want a trim... 112 00:06:37,748 --> 00:06:40,046 - You want a tail in the back? - I don't want no tail... 113 00:06:40,117 --> 00:06:42,108 - You want initials right across the back? - No, man. 114 00:06:42,186 --> 00:06:44,381 - You don't want your name across the back? - I just want a trim... 115 00:06:44,455 --> 00:06:47,447 Point to the wall what you want, sucker. 116 00:06:47,525 --> 00:06:50,323 Right there. The dude with the little ears. 117 00:06:51,762 --> 00:06:54,060 One Globetrotter comin' up! 118 00:07:16,153 --> 00:07:18,417 [Coughs] 119 00:07:36,307 --> 00:07:38,298 [Clippers Buzzing] 120 00:07:43,314 --> 00:07:45,874 - Hold s... - Ouch, man! 121 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:48,817 - What'd you say, sucker? - I said, "Ouch, man." That hurt. 122 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:52,117 - So you do want the tail in the back? - Yo. What did you... 123 00:07:52,189 --> 00:07:54,783 - What... Let me see what you did to my hair. - Hold still, now. 124 00:07:54,859 --> 00:07:57,453 - Let me see what you did to my hair. - Just calm down. 125 00:07:57,528 --> 00:08:00,019 [Coughing] 126 00:08:07,972 --> 00:08:09,963 Ouch, man! 127 00:08:11,809 --> 00:08:16,405 - Ten dollars. - Yo, man. I ain't givin' you nothin'. 128 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,005 - You must be crazy, man. - Where's my tip, sucker? 129 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:22,075 Tip? I'll break the tip of my shoe off in your old crazy ass. 130 00:08:24,221 --> 00:08:26,212 Come on, boy. 131 00:08:27,658 --> 00:08:31,754 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 132 00:08:57,925 --> 00:09:00,485 My name is Benny, and I'm an alcoholic. 133 00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:02,859 - Hi, Benny. - Hello, Benny. 134 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:06,229 - [Woman] Welcome, Benny. - Whoo! 135 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:10,430 I am glad to say that I haven't had a drink of alcohol in six months. 136 00:09:10,504 --> 00:09:13,473 - That's great. - Yeah! 137 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:24,174 Don't fret, mon toupee. Frenchie has arrivé and it is time to par-tay! 138 00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:26,242 ♪ I just wanna party sometime ♪ 139 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,312 ♪ Party sometime Party sometime ♪♪ 140 00:09:29,389 --> 00:09:31,721 - Come on, Benny. Do the funky penguin with me. - Get off... 141 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:34,590 Oh, no. Not again, Frenchie. How did you find me? 142 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:37,960 Oh, man. It wasn't easy, mon friend Grey Poupon. 143 00:09:38,031 --> 00:09:41,194 I followed you out of that porno shop down there on Cahuenga... 144 00:09:41,268 --> 00:09:43,259 and I knew you had to be goin' to a party... 145 00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:46,033 else you wouldn't have bought that blow-up doll. 146 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:48,097 - Get your sharecroppin' hands off of me! - Excuse me. 147 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:51,975 Excuse me, but I'm afraid you have the wrong place. This is A.A. 148 00:09:52,045 --> 00:09:54,843 Oh, that's a good thing, 'cause my car broke down about six blocks. 149 00:09:54,915 --> 00:09:56,906 I think it might have been the battery... 150 00:09:56,984 --> 00:09:58,975 but it sure was hard to drive with that boot on. 151 00:09:59,052 --> 00:10:01,043 Know what I mean? 152 00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:05,581 Not Triple "A". This is a meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous. 153 00:10:05,659 --> 00:10:07,820 What are you talkin' about? You're not anonymous. 154 00:10:07,895 --> 00:10:11,262 There's Richie, there's Benny, Janice... Hi, Janice. 155 00:10:11,331 --> 00:10:13,526 Get out of here! Get out of here, Frenchie! 156 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,433 No, wait a minute. I am the group leader. Sit down! 157 00:10:16,503 --> 00:10:19,529 Now, everybody is welcome to stay, and anybody with an outfit on like that... 158 00:10:19,606 --> 00:10:21,597 is in dire need of assistance. 159 00:10:21,675 --> 00:10:24,542 Hey, any woman with a wig got nerve talkin' about my outfit. 160 00:10:26,013 --> 00:10:28,140 Got some nerve, there. 161 00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:32,949 - Now, who's next? - Jenny, you go next. 162 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,011 Go, Jenny. 163 00:10:37,691 --> 00:10:40,751 Hi, um... Well... [Clears Throat] 164 00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:45,025 I remember when I knew I had hit rock bottom. 165 00:10:45,098 --> 00:10:49,762 I left work and went straight to a bar. [Clears Throat] 166 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:54,000 And the next thing I knew, I was in a... 167 00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:57,009 a Gremlin with some... 168 00:10:57,077 --> 00:11:00,604 some greasy-looking guy I had never seen... 169 00:11:00,681 --> 00:11:04,879 and I had my... dress up over my head... 170 00:11:04,952 --> 00:11:09,548 and I don't even know where my wedding ring is. [Sobs] 171 00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:12,421 Well, I'll beJean Natéed. That was you? 172 00:11:12,492 --> 00:11:16,019 Well, baby, I pawned your wedding ring, but I brought your drawers back. 173 00:11:16,096 --> 00:11:18,189 Here you go, baby. 174 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,691 Oh, I know. 175 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:25,499 - This is what can happen from alcohol! - Oh, that wasn't alcohol, baby. 176 00:11:25,572 --> 00:11:27,904 ♪ That was a just a love machine ♪ 177 00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:30,671 ♪ And he won't work it for nobody but you ♪ 178 00:11:30,744 --> 00:11:32,735 Sir, I don't think you understand. 179 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,804 - We are alcoholics. - Uh-huh? 180 00:11:34,881 --> 00:11:37,372 I was once up to two bottles ofJ&B a day. 181 00:11:37,451 --> 00:11:39,885 I don't know how long I can stay dry. 182 00:11:39,953 --> 00:11:44,287 Hey, man, that ain't nothin'. I was up to three and a half bottles ofT.C.B. Light a day. 183 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,724 I switched over to Afro Sheen, and I'm never dry. 184 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,784 [Screams] 185 00:11:50,297 --> 00:11:52,492 Buddy, you just don't get it. 186 00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:57,526 I drank myself out of a job, a marriage and a home. 187 00:11:57,604 --> 00:12:01,370 Hey, man. Don't feel bad. My mama told me when I was six, I drank out the toilet. 188 00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:04,700 - Look, look. Frenchie. Frenchie. - Uh-huh? 189 00:12:04,778 --> 00:12:07,372 - Perhaps you can help us with our role-playing. - All right. 190 00:12:07,447 --> 00:12:09,642 - Um, Janice. Janice. Janice! - Janice. 191 00:12:09,716 --> 00:12:12,412 - Janice. - Come on, Janice. 192 00:12:12,486 --> 00:12:14,818 - Okay. - Oh, you are somethin' else. 193 00:12:14,888 --> 00:12:17,356 Now, Janice, Frenchie is alcohol. 194 00:12:17,424 --> 00:12:20,689 - Now explain to him the way you feel. - [Sighs, Clears Throat] 195 00:12:22,295 --> 00:12:27,460 All right. I admit it. I'm addicted to you... 196 00:12:27,534 --> 00:12:32,096 - Oh. - To your smell, the way you intoxicate me. 197 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:36,905 The thought that I can't go a single day without you just gives me the shakes. 198 00:12:36,977 --> 00:12:39,241 Well, baby, if all that happens just lookin' at me... 199 00:12:39,312 --> 00:12:41,303 wait till I slip you some tongue. 200 00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:44,145 - Come here! - [Screams] 201 00:12:44,217 --> 00:12:46,310 - Hey, hey! - I can't do this. 202 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:49,981 Why don't you just tell us how alcohol has affected your life? 203 00:12:50,057 --> 00:12:53,857 What you talkin' 'bout, man? I don't need no alcohol to get no women. 204 00:12:53,927 --> 00:12:58,990 All I need is a RickJames eight track, bottle of musk oil and $22. 205 00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:01,432 Man, what can a girl get for $22? 206 00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:05,597 Nothin', but I can get the boot off my car. What do you think? 207 00:13:05,672 --> 00:13:09,233 You know somethin'? If this guy can get women without drinkin', there's hope for us all. 208 00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:11,869 - You gonna listen to... - Hey, man. That sound like a party to me. 209 00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:15,540 Come on, y'all. Kick it off on four. One, two, three, four. 210 00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:17,742 ♪ I just wanna party all the time ♪ 211 00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:21,049 ♪ Party all the time Party ♪♪ 212 00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:24,318 - Come on, girl. Move your legs. - Whoo-hoo! 213 00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:31,191 [Man] Are you tired of that same old bald head? 214 00:13:31,264 --> 00:13:34,495 Tired of washing it, shining it, but you still come up with the same old look? 215 00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:39,198 Well, now there's Skully Conditioning Head Cream. 216 00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:43,538 Try Skully. Used like shampoo, Skully breaks down your scalp... 217 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:46,909 to make your skull soft and manageable. 218 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:52,145 Create your own styles, like the non-hairy, non-dairy Mister Softee. 219 00:13:52,219 --> 00:13:55,052 Or the Flesh Fade. 220 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:59,350 - Get Skully. You'll turn heads. - [No Audible Dialogue] 221 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:02,293 Thanks, Skully. 222 00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:08,295 [Man] Skully. Who thought your head could have so much body? 223 00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:12,998 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 224 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:25,244 [Gunshots] 225 00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,223 ♪♪ [Ends] 226 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,162 ♪♪ [Women Singing] 227 00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:46,296 [Man] Public Access Channel 96 presents Men On Film. 228 00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:48,671 ♪♪ [Ends] 229 00:14:51,111 --> 00:14:56,777 - Hello. I'm Blayne Edwards. - And I'm Antoine Merrywether. 230 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:59,512 [Together] And welcome to Men On Films. 231 00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:02,521 Tonight, we have a brand-new sponsor. 232 00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:07,083 Ballpark Franks. They plump when you heat 'em. 233 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,924 - I'll bet they do. - [Chuckles] 234 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,624 They almost can't fit into the bun. 235 00:15:12,699 --> 00:15:16,135 This week, we're going to answer some of our critics... 236 00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:21,231 who say we can criticize films but we don't know how to actually make cinema. 237 00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:24,209 The truth is, we've been making a lot of films over the years. 238 00:15:24,277 --> 00:15:28,805 Mm-hmm. But tonight, we're gonna focus on our feature films. 239 00:15:28,882 --> 00:15:31,612 So sit back, relax, and enjoy this: 240 00:15:31,685 --> 00:15:35,177 The first Men on Film festival. 241 00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:40,022 This show is all about us. ♪ It's my turn ♪♪ 242 00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:47,932 We begin with a Western picture called The Magnifent Nine. 243 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:53,098 This wonderful flick starred Blayne in the title role... 244 00:15:53,173 --> 00:15:58,201 and I have to say, Blayne, you just exploded onto screen. 245 00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,303 Kudos.! 246 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:05,750 Let's take a look at an exciting scene from The Magnifent Nine. 247 00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:07,980 ♪♪ [Piano] 248 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,491 ♪♪ [Piano Continues] 249 00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:16,825 Supposed to wear it to the side. 250 00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:23,460 Bartender, I want something stiff to drink. 251 00:16:23,536 --> 00:16:25,663 Jack Daniels? 252 00:16:25,739 --> 00:16:28,333 He look anything like you? 253 00:16:40,854 --> 00:16:43,015 [Humming] 254 00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:48,686 Say, I'm lookin' for Butch. 255 00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:52,721 - ♪♪ [Piano Stops] - I'm Butch. Who's lookin' for me? 256 00:16:58,571 --> 00:17:02,667 Well, if it isn't Johnny Ringo. 257 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:07,541 That's a mighty big piece of steel you got strapped to your leg. 258 00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:15,045 This town's not big enough for both of us, Ringo. 259 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,749 I'm ridin' you all the way back to Frisco. 260 00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:20,952 Go ahead. Make my day. 261 00:17:21,027 --> 00:17:23,757 - Come to Mama, girl. - [Squeals] 262 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:27,493 Butch, I miss you so much. I ain't seen you since the barn dance. 263 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:29,899 What happened to you? You left your spurs over my house. 264 00:17:29,969 --> 00:17:32,494 How did you get out of the handcuffs, girl? 265 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:36,365 Hated it. 266 00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:41,509 'Toine, do I see the little green-eyed monster peekin' out? 267 00:17:41,581 --> 00:17:44,243 Just a little bit. 268 00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:46,649 Everyone knows the real reason why you got that part. 269 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,188 It was the time you spent on that casting couch. 270 00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:52,656 Excuse me, Miss Thing, but both of us spent time on that couch. 271 00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:59,491 So's anyway, our next film is a thrilling adventure starring... 272 00:17:59,566 --> 00:18:01,966 this thing over here... 273 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:06,301 set in the dark, dank, moist confines of a World War II submarine. 274 00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:09,570 - It's called Deep Sea Men. - Oh, hush. 275 00:18:09,642 --> 00:18:12,941 Dismissed, sailor. 276 00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:16,379 ♪♪ [Whistling] 277 00:18:16,449 --> 00:18:19,577 Uh, Captain, I'm all finished in the boiler room. 278 00:18:19,652 --> 00:18:22,177 Request permission to put my shirt back on. 279 00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:27,625 Permission denied, sailor. Oh, by the way, those smudges look fabulous. 280 00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:31,095 Go put on those little shorts I like so much. Go on. 281 00:18:31,164 --> 00:18:33,428 Captain, enemy ships at 6:00 and 9:00. 282 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,695 Oh. 'Scuse me. 283 00:18:41,341 --> 00:18:43,332 Fire torpedoes! 284 00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:46,208 Torpedoes are jammed in the tubes, sir. We can't get 'em to move. 285 00:18:46,279 --> 00:18:48,770 Oh, phooey! 286 00:18:48,848 --> 00:18:52,215 Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to guide this one in myself, men. 287 00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:54,719 I'm going down in the hole. 288 00:18:54,788 --> 00:18:56,779 'Scuse me. 289 00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:07,798 Here I come, you Nazi bastards. Whee! 290 00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:15,571 - Yeah. - That was fabulous. 291 00:19:15,642 --> 00:19:18,133 - You were good. - Thank you. 292 00:19:18,211 --> 00:19:20,645 But you wasn't me. So... 293 00:19:20,713 --> 00:19:26,015 - You just determined to work my last good nerve, ain't you? - Yes, I am. 294 00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:30,579 I have just three words to describe my performance. Won-der-ful, and I'm through. 295 00:19:32,492 --> 00:19:34,619 You know, I was disappointed... 296 00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:39,131 when my film was not released with its original title, Das Booty. 297 00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:41,360 Oh, well. That brings us to our most recent... 298 00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:45,268 and I must say our most successful colaboración... 299 00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:48,637 the boxing classic, Kid Fist. 300 00:19:50,343 --> 00:19:53,938 - I think he likes me. - Hey, let go of me, muchacho. 301 00:19:54,013 --> 00:19:56,982 - [Man] Come on. - Go, Fist, go. Go! 302 00:19:57,050 --> 00:20:00,417 Hold still. Boink! 303 00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:03,251 - I hope that hurt, beast. - [Bell Rings] 304 00:20:04,991 --> 00:20:07,824 - Yeah, Fist! - Thank you. 305 00:20:07,894 --> 00:20:11,489 Hold the rope, girl. Ooh. Ah. 306 00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:13,862 Aw, geez, he's good. 307 00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:17,425 All that Latin blood just pulsing away in him. And he's cute. 308 00:20:17,504 --> 00:20:21,600 - Maybe I should do a couple of rounds. - Come back here. 309 00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:28,003 - Don't swallow. - I never do. 310 00:20:28,081 --> 00:20:30,106 Oh, look at my eye. It's all puffy. 311 00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:34,347 - I know. I could fix it with a little Vaseline. - Oh, I've heard that before. 312 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,684 - [Bell Rings] - Listen, if he hits you again, you tie him up. 313 00:20:36,756 --> 00:20:38,815 Okay. I don't think he's into that. 314 00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:41,588 Yoo-hoo, Pedro. 315 00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:47,622 Let's give Kid Fist the new Men on Film patented festival flamenco snap. 316 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,760 Olé! [Chuckles] 317 00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:54,637 Well, I think this should put to rest all that carping and caterwauling... 318 00:20:54,707 --> 00:20:58,507 about who can and who cannot make movies around here. 319 00:20:58,578 --> 00:21:00,569 Join us next week when we take a look... 320 00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:02,945 at our new Christmas film, The Last Boy Scouts. 321 00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:06,645 Mm-hmm. Zip up your sleeping bags, 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy night. 322 00:21:06,719 --> 00:21:09,085 - I hope so. - Good night, everyone. 323 00:21:10,757 --> 00:21:14,056 ♪♪ [Women Singing] 324 00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:18,154 ♪♪ [Ends] 325 00:21:19,966 --> 00:21:23,265 - [Indistinct] - Okay, that's my man. 326 00:21:23,336 --> 00:21:25,327 Yo, my man Steve wants to say somethin'. 327 00:21:25,405 --> 00:21:27,737 Once again, thanks for chillin' with us. 328 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,798 Catch us next Sunday at 8:00. 329 00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:32,140 And my man Steve wanna say a little somethin' to y'all. 330 00:21:32,211 --> 00:21:34,839 Yo, yo, yo, yo! What's up? 331 00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:39,874 Chinatown in the house. Koreatown in the house. 332 00:21:39,953 --> 00:21:42,683 Little Tokyo in the house. 333 00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:45,315 What Steve really wants to say is, peace! 334 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,382 - Peace! - Peace! 335 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:52,090 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 28957

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