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Hi, boys and girls.
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Your friend Pee-wee
has been on a new adventure...
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which is why it's time to buy
the new improved Pee-wee doll.
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Ha!
[Chuckling]
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This one's even
anatomically correct.
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That's right.
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Just like Fu Manchu...
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the new Pee-wee doll
is a master of disguise.
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Not only that... Ha!
[Chuckles]
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The new Pee-wee doll
comes with turbo fist.
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So little Pee-wee
can beat this drum.
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[Laughing]
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Little Pee-wee can beat
most anything except a bum rap.
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So hurry on down
to your local toy store...
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and pick up
the new Pee-wee doll today.
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Ha!
[Chuckles]
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As always, pull my string,
and I'll talk.
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I have the right
to an attorney.
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I have the right
to remain silent.
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And what if I did
some charity work instead? Ha!
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[Man] Yes, it's the new and improvedPee-wee doll from Sleazo.
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Pee-wee's porn house, trench coat,handcuffs and bail bond sold separately.
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You for me and me for you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪
- ♪ All right ♪
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♪ Here comes another one of thosefunky, funny mo'money shows ♪
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♪ A cast for laughsand talented roles ♪
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♪ And sisters with twistersfor you been lookin', listener♪
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♪ It seems you don't believeso you can believe what I convince ya ♪
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♪ Some booty to your short and thoughtWe'll make it snappy ♪
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♪ With jokes and pokesat folks to keep you happy ♪
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♪ No need to holdyour remote control ♪
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♪ ChillThis show's got soul ♪
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♪ All aboard, all aboardThe train never troubles ♪
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♪ You'd better snuggle upcouple up ♪
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- ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It's hard to believebut some of the best things in life are free ♪
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♪ So, fellas, grab your girlTell her that you love her♪
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♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin'when you're livin'in living color♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪
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- ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪
- ♪ All right ♪
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♪ Here comes another one of thosefunky, funny mo'money shows ♪
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♪ A cast for laughsand talented roles ♪
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♪ And sisters with twisters for youbeen lookin', listener♪
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♪ It seems you don't believeso you can believe what I convince ya ♪
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♪ Some booty to your short and thoughtWe'll make it snappy ♪
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♪ With jokes and pokesat folks to keep you happy ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪♪
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[Applause]
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All right. Well, good to have you here
on our first show.
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Thank you for joining us.
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Got a lot... a lot of new stuff.
A lot of new stuff.
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Got a new set.
You likes?
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[Audience]Yeah.!
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Got some new gear.
You likes?
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- [Audience Cheering]
- Got a couple of other new things
I think you're gonna like.
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First of all, we have a new Fly Girl,
coming all the way from Bronx, New York...
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Miss Jennifer Lopez.
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We got some new additions to the cast
I'd like to bring out...
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right now before
we get the show started.
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Come on out here, y'all.
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- Now, the first one...
- [Cheering]
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The first one is a...
is a old face...
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but a little something new.
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Formerly known as SW1,
Shawn Wayans now joining the cast officially.
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[Cheering]
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Very funny... Very funny stand-up comedian,
actor, Steve Parks joining us.
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[Cheering]
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And this...
this country bumpkin...
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right here from Texas...
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- very funny stand-up comedian, Jamie... Foxx.
- Foxx.
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[Cheering]
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Oh. Oh.
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Now... Now, Shawn is now in the cast,
so replacing him...
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- another homeboy from the Bronx...
- From the Bronx.
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- D.J. Twist in the house.
- [Audience Cheering]
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A'ight. Y'all sit still
and let us do what we do best.
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We'll be right back.
Peace.
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- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You for me and me for you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪
- ♪ In living color♪♪
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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[Man Speaking]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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Look at what I got.
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Time for your medicine.
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[Man] Coming this Christmas,it's Rick James at his Super Freakiest...
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"supercreepiest"everin Misery II.
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[Whimpers]
It's been a lot of fun, Mr. James...
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but, uh,
it's getting late...
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and seeing as the party's been over
for a couple of days...
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don't you think
I could lea...
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Ah, but I got a new party happening, baby,
and it's in my pants.
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- No.
- Don't you want to be there?
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No. No, really. You're too kind,
but I should be going.
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What?
What's the matter? Aw!
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Oh, pooh. Goodness gracious.
Look what you made me do.
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Heavens to betsy.
What a dirty mess.
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I'm such a dirty birdie,
dirty birdie.
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Please, Mr. James. Untie me.
I want to go now.
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I can't believe this.
After all I've done for ya?
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Cookin', cleanin', letting you suck face
with my girlfriend while I watch.
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And this is all
the thanks I get?
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"Oh! Mr. James,
the ropes are too tight."
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"Oh! My hands are
falling asleep."
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"Ow! I need a Band-Aid!"
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"Oh, Mr. James, please.
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No more knife tricks."
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Oh, who you think you're talking to,
you new-wave freak?
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You know, uh, did I ever tell you
what a really big fan of your music I am?
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- Bigger than Teena Marie?
- Oh, yes. Much, much bigger.
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You know, I just love what M.C. Hammer did
with your "Super Freak."
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M.C. Hammer?
Did you say M.C. Hammer?
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M.C. Hammer ain't nothin'
but a big stinky-pants doody!
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Ain't nothin' but a dinky!
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My father knew who...
But a dinky!
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- I hate M.C. Hammer! You love M.C. Hammer?
- No.
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Well, why don't you just marry M.C. Hammer,
Mrs. Woman?
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Let me tell you something else,
smelly-bottoms.
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I know something you don't know.
M.C. Hammer got cooties.
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Now, I don't think I need to
be around you for a while.
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♪♪ [Funk]
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- So you like Hammer, baby?
- No.!
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- Oh, yeah. You like Hammer.
- No.! L... I don't.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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- It's Hammer time!
- No!
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- Ya drink-servin' bitch.
- No!
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♪♪ [Sings]
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[Man]
Misery II, starring Rick James.
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He's a very funked-up host.
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Previously on In Living Color.
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You're not Homey the Clown.
You're Homey the Man.
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[Sobbing]
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You're a sucker.
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[Chattering]
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[All Barking]
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So, when do I get to
meet the Man?
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Homey, the, uh, Man
doesn't just see anyone.
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Say what?
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You've got to be a complete sellout
to meet the Man.
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What you talkin' about,
Mr. Charlie?
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Did I show you my new look?
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Not bad, Homester,but I, uh...
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- I denounced Farrakhan.
- Well, JesseJackson did that.
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- I dated Vanna White.
- Who didn't?
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Did I mention Rodney King
was way out of line?
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You did it, Homey!
You totally sold out!
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I get to meet the Man.
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Well, well, well.
Homey the Clown.
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Well, well, well.
If it ain't the Man.
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Mr. Establishment.
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Whitey himself.
Ofay. White Devil. Cracker...
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Hey. That's enough.
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We've got big plans
for you, Homey.
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But before we can have you
become an official member...
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of the Establishment...
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it is customary to...
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kiss the ring of the Man.
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Excuse me a second.
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[Kiaiing]
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I don't think so.
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Homey never played that.
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It was all part of Homey's master plan
just to bop the Man.
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Kiss this.
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You fool.
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You don't know
what you've done.
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Oh, yes, I do.
I just got even with your ass. See ya.
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[Door Closes]
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[Girl]Hey, everyone.! Homey's back.!
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He's back!
Homey, how you been?
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A'ight.
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Fair enough, children. Let's sing
the Homey the Clown comeback song.
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[All]
Yeah!
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- ♪ Homey the Clown ♪
- ♪ Homey the Clown ♪
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- ♪ Never mess around ♪
- ♪ Never mess around ♪
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- ♪ Even when the Man thought he had him ♪
- ♪ Even when the Man ♪
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- Sorry.
- ♪ Even when the Man
thought he had him down ♪
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♪♪ [All Singing Incoherently]
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♪ But that was Homey's plan
to get to the Man ♪
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♪ And infiltrate
the Establishment ♪
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♪ And show them that Homey can't be bought
or sold just like some damn Kunta Kinte ♪
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♪ Whose foot they cut off
and they had him hobbling around ♪
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♪ Like some chicken
with his foot cut off ♪
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♪ And the mama say, Hey, boy
You better go out and find that damn shoe ♪♪
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- Sing the song.
- ♪♪ [Singing Incoherently]
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All right, all right, children.
Very good. Very good.
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So, what has Homey's little adventure taught us,
if nothing else, "childrens"?
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That material things mean nothing
compared to keeping your dignity.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah, very good. Very good.
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Now, let's walk off
into the sunset together, shall we?
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- Okay!
- Yeah!
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That's far enough.
Now, get the hell away from me.
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- Hey, Homey.
- What?
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Since you taught us
that material things...
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compare nothing to having a chance
to bop the Man...
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- What?
- Can I have your car?
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- [Engine Starts]
- Oh, you'd like that car, huh?
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- Yeah. It's nice.
- Touch it.
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I don't think so.
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Homey don't play that. You know,
there's a thin line between dignity and stupidity...
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and you crossed that line,
jackass.
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Go home on the bus.
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You better hurry up
and get on that bus, boy.
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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[Man] And now, another episodeofThe Head Detective.
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Ninety-three,
ninety-four...
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- ninety-five, ninety-six.
- Hey, what are you doing?
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My exercises.
Ninety-seven, ninety-eight...
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ninety-nine,
a hundred.
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Whoo! Boy, I gotta
get my weight down.
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I'm tired of being
called fathead.
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You better hurry up
and get your disguise on.
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You know we're supposed to get that Rosemont
diamond back from Johnny Peluso tonight.
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Hey, why do I always
have to wear the disguise?
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Because you're the best.
You're the master, Head.
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I mean, who's the department
gonna get? Me?
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Think I could have pulled off that little circus
number you did last month? Remember that?
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00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,415
Yeah. It was great until
the elephant mistook me...
232
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,419
for a giant goober
and tried to eat me.
233
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:52,220
Hey. I can't do it alone.
We're partners, remember?
234
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,225
Okay.
235
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,227
As long as
I don't have to look silly.
236
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,525
Head, trust me.
237
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,034
[Clears Throat] Excuse me.
A reservation for a Dr. And Mrs. Reynolds.
238
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:06,003
Dr. Reynolds.
Table for one and a quarter.
239
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,865
Well, big boy,
are you gonna seat us...
240
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:13,639
or were you gonna spend all night staring
at my little old bazookas?
241
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,307
No, no, no.
For you...
242
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,475
I got our best table.
243
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:22,112
Right next to
Mr. Peluso. Follow me.
244
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,199
That's Peluso.
245
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,329
Now, look, I'm goin'
to get the diamond.
246
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,465
- Go ahead. I'll keep his bodyguards busy.
- Good luck, partner.
247
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,071
Uh, Mr. Peluso,
I'm Dr. Reynolds.
248
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,008
Have a seat.
249
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,694
Either that's your wife,
or your bowling ball is gay.
250
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:09,201
Look, I'm not here to chat.
I'm here to buy a diamond.
251
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,429
Psst.
252
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:21,211
Boys, boys, please don't
fight over little old me.
253
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,840
[Chuckles]
You a Capricorn, ain't ya?
254
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,147
Hey, baby. Why don't you let me
buy you somethin'? I bet you like hats.
255
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,211
My, my. You're just like
all the rest.
256
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:32,746
You wine me and dine me,
then roll me out the back door.
257
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,850
You the finest little thing up in here.
258
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,861
Would you like to dance?
259
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,420
With you, handsome, I'd love to.
260
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,467
Oh, yeah.
261
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,162
This is beautiful.
262
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,604
Tell me, Peluso.
How'd you get this through customs?
263
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,165
There's one orifice on the body
they never check.
264
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:55,146
Finger bowl, please.
265
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:58,342
Hey, you know what?
You're a pretty good dancer.
266
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:02,478
Why, thank you,
but I bet you say that to all the heads.
267
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:09,493
Oh, my. Is that a gun in your pocket,
or are you Pee-wee Herman?
268
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,392
- Oh!
- Hey, boss. Look!
269
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,299
See you in court,
Peluso.
270
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,965
- Stop that guy!
- Head...
271
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,770
- I gotta hide the diamond quick.
- Where?
272
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,367
- [Splats]
- Oh!
273
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,275
Look, man, this is
a tough one, Head.
274
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,075
I don't know if we can
get out of this.
275
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:32,140
Nonsense, buddy. Remember when
you played for the Lakers?
276
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,618
- Are you saying what I think you're saying?
- Yes.
277
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,179
- You were the greatest dribbler.
You could dribble past anybody.
- Head, that's too dangerous.
278
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,418
- Go for it.
- No way.
279
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,688
Damn it!
Partner, just do it.
280
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,526
All right.
Come on!
281
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,936
Get those guys!
282
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,945
Whoo! You did it, partner. You did it!
283
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:04,915
We did it, Head.
Remember. We're a team.
284
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,714
Hey, hey, hey, easy.
The diamond.
285
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,951
[Man] This has been another episodeofThe Head Detective.
286
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,733
Well...
287
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,965
in case you're wondering...
288
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,267
we just keep growing 'em
in the Wayans family.
289
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,434
This is, like, in case the show
is on the air for another 10 years...
290
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,443
then he'll be joining
the cast next.
291
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,445
- This is my nephew, Damien.
- [Woman] Yeah.
292
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,708
So...
293
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,411
I have... I have him in comedy prep school now,
so he should be ready.
294
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:44,718
Well, thanks for joining us. Hope you had
a good time. We had a good time doing it for you.
295
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,781
We'll see you next week.
Peace.
296
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,851
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