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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,157 --> 00:00:05,921 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:06,928 --> 00:00:09,123 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,196 --> 00:00:11,756 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,832 --> 00:00:15,063 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:15,136 --> 00:00:19,129 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:21,401 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 7 00:00:21,475 --> 00:00:23,943 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 8 00:00:24,011 --> 00:00:27,572 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 9 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:30,742 ♪ And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 10 00:00:30,818 --> 00:00:32,945 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 11 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,818 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 12 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:38,984 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 13 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:41,051 ♪ In living color♪ 14 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:44,364 ♪ In living color♪ 15 00:00:44,432 --> 00:00:47,094 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:47,168 --> 00:00:52,333 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:52,406 --> 00:00:54,601 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 18 00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:57,109 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 19 00:00:57,178 --> 00:00:59,112 ♪ Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody ♪ 20 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:02,911 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:02,984 --> 00:01:05,282 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 22 00:01:05,353 --> 00:01:07,514 ♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪ 23 00:01:08,956 --> 00:01:14,223 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪♪ 24 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:18,560 How you doin'? I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans. Thanks for tunin' in. 25 00:01:18,633 --> 00:01:20,931 I know some of y'all sittin' out there thinkin'... 26 00:01:21,002 --> 00:01:23,232 "Yo, homeboy." What? 27 00:01:23,304 --> 00:01:26,205 "Yo, yo, yo! Ho-Ho-Ho-Homeboy!" 28 00:01:26,273 --> 00:01:28,002 What? 29 00:01:28,075 --> 00:01:33,012 "When you gonna put all the best of In Living Color in one show? 30 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,674 "Just pack it up, you know, all that stuff... 31 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:38,617 "Homey, Homeboys, 'Men On,' 32 00:01:38,686 --> 00:01:40,779 all them little doodad things." 33 00:01:40,855 --> 00:01:43,722 Boom! Guess what? I did that for ya. 34 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:46,954 Sit back and check it out. Peace. 35 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:50,095 - [Spectators Chanting] Rocky! - Rocky, I know this is your big comeback... 36 00:01:50,164 --> 00:01:54,931 and I know I came back from the dead to train you, but this fight is pure insanity! 37 00:01:55,002 --> 00:01:59,803 No way, brother. You just wanna humil... humil... 38 00:01:59,874 --> 00:02:02,604 Easy, Rocky. Not too many syllables. 39 00:02:02,677 --> 00:02:07,910 I got light-headed there. Listen, I still got the eye of the tiger. You know that. 40 00:02:07,982 --> 00:02:11,884 Look, Rocky, you got the eye of a tiger and the I.Q. Of a lima bean. 41 00:02:11,952 --> 00:02:15,149 You're not gonna be fighting a man tonight. You'll be fightin' an animal. 42 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,816 Animals don't scare me. 43 00:02:17,892 --> 00:02:22,556 - Yeah? Well, this one will. - [Growling] 44 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:25,565 - [Spectators Chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! - [Bell Ringing] 45 00:02:25,633 --> 00:02:28,659 All right, fans. Here we go. In the red corner... 46 00:02:28,736 --> 00:02:34,072 - the challenger: Rocky Balboa! - [Spectators Cheering] 47 00:02:36,610 --> 00:02:40,307 And in the blue corner, the undisputed champion of the world. 48 00:02:40,381 --> 00:02:45,114 Let's give it up for GraceJones! 49 00:02:45,186 --> 00:02:48,451 [Spectators Cheering Wildly] 50 00:02:56,731 --> 00:03:00,690 - [Bell Rings] - [Announcer] Rocky Vl: The Ultimate Challenge. 51 00:03:00,768 --> 00:03:03,635 [Wild Cheering Continues] 52 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:10,037 - Hello, Rocky. Do you find me sexy? - [Grunts] 53 00:03:10,111 --> 00:03:12,170 I said, do you find me sexy? 54 00:03:12,246 --> 00:03:14,771 [Growls] 55 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:18,910 To tell you the truth, Grace, you're startin' to scare me a little. 56 00:03:18,986 --> 00:03:23,013 [Growls, Grunts] Harder! Faster! Harder! Faster! 57 00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:27,151 Harder! Faster! [Shrieking Laughter] 58 00:03:27,228 --> 00:03:31,494 Enough of the foreplay, Rocky. Is it gonna be your place or mine? 59 00:03:31,565 --> 00:03:35,296 Aw, come on, Grace. I got a wife and kid. 60 00:03:35,369 --> 00:03:38,133 Then I guess it's gonna be mine, Rocky. 61 00:03:39,874 --> 00:03:44,607 - [Spectators Booing] - ♪♪ [Grace Singing] 62 00:03:44,678 --> 00:03:48,273 - Adrian! - ♪♪ [Continues Singing] 63 00:03:48,349 --> 00:03:53,218 - Adrian! - [Spectators Chanting] Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.! 64 00:03:53,287 --> 00:03:58,623 Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.! 65 00:04:02,263 --> 00:04:05,824 [Man Narrating] First, Lou Ferrigno was The Incredible Hulk. 66 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,767 Then Arnold Schwarzenegger was Conan. 67 00:04:08,836 --> 00:04:12,704 And now, world champion female bodybuilder Vera De Milo... 68 00:04:12,773 --> 00:04:15,799 explodes upon the screen as... 69 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:19,004 Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction. 70 00:04:23,818 --> 00:04:25,945 Watch Vera's biceps bulge... 71 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:28,887 as she summons the spirit Dianabol. 72 00:04:28,956 --> 00:04:30,890 [Grunting] 73 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:35,292 Watch her belly bulge as she lets loose the wind of the gods. 74 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,762 [Exhales] 75 00:04:37,832 --> 00:04:42,098 You'll marvel at all of Vera's incredible bulges. 76 00:04:42,169 --> 00:04:45,161 Yaah! Whoa! 77 00:04:45,239 --> 00:04:48,731 What's a girl to do? 78 00:04:48,809 --> 00:04:51,004 Yaah! Whoo! 79 00:04:55,149 --> 00:04:57,583 Yaah! 80 00:04:57,651 --> 00:04:59,846 Thanks for hangin' around. 81 00:05:06,794 --> 00:05:09,126 Hey. No fair. 82 00:05:10,598 --> 00:05:12,589 Ow! 83 00:05:17,571 --> 00:05:19,505 [Whip Cracks] 84 00:05:19,573 --> 00:05:21,564 [Growling] 85 00:05:26,347 --> 00:05:28,542 [Growls] 86 00:05:28,616 --> 00:05:30,550 Ah! 87 00:05:30,618 --> 00:05:33,143 At last we meet, my dreaded Veracosa. 88 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:36,849 I am Kee-Man of the Hanna-Barberians. 89 00:05:36,924 --> 00:05:40,257 I am he that must vanquish thee from thine. 90 00:05:40,327 --> 00:05:42,557 Therefore, I am, I must. 91 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:45,326 I don't understand a word you're saying. 92 00:05:45,399 --> 00:05:47,663 What kind of language is that? 93 00:05:47,735 --> 00:05:51,535 It is the tongue of my native land, Dyslexia. 94 00:05:51,605 --> 00:05:54,233 Now, say you'll be my bride. 95 00:05:54,308 --> 00:05:57,436 And together we will rule the Erudites. 96 00:06:01,615 --> 00:06:05,745 [Laughing] 97 00:06:05,819 --> 00:06:08,515 You are brave as well as beautiful. 98 00:06:08,589 --> 00:06:10,523 That excites me. 99 00:06:10,591 --> 00:06:13,754 You shall never taste my ambrosia, Kee-Man. 100 00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:17,092 - [All Groaning] - For I am Veracosa... 101 00:06:17,164 --> 00:06:20,258 of British Caledonia, keeper of Nautilus... 102 00:06:20,334 --> 00:06:22,768 and deceptor of urinalysis. 103 00:06:22,836 --> 00:06:25,930 Very well. 104 00:06:26,006 --> 00:06:28,099 Then what I cannot have... 105 00:06:28,175 --> 00:06:30,143 take it I shall. 106 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:33,941 Yes. I shall unleash the mammaries... 107 00:06:34,014 --> 00:06:37,643 - that kings and princes have died for. - [Gasps] 108 00:06:39,987 --> 00:06:43,081 I can't believe you just did that! 109 00:06:43,157 --> 00:06:45,887 I am so humiliated! 110 00:06:47,394 --> 00:06:49,726 Now you've asked for it. 111 00:06:52,766 --> 00:06:55,792 No! No, not the poison pit. 112 00:06:55,869 --> 00:07:00,272 - Oh! Oh, no! - Sleep well, Kee-Man. 113 00:07:00,341 --> 00:07:03,367 [Groaning] 114 00:07:03,444 --> 00:07:07,574 Let that be a lesson to all those who practice evil. 115 00:07:07,648 --> 00:07:09,946 When you mess with my breasts... 116 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:13,214 you die like the rest! 117 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:17,018 [Whinnying] 118 00:07:19,393 --> 00:07:22,556 [All Chanting] Vera! Vera! Vera! Vera! 119 00:07:22,629 --> 00:07:25,689 [Narrator] Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction... 120 00:07:25,766 --> 00:07:28,132 coming soon to a theater near you. 121 00:07:28,202 --> 00:07:30,864 [Chanting Continues] 122 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:36,132 ♪♪ [Organ] 123 00:07:41,682 --> 00:07:45,846 Ohh! Oh, Lord have mercy. 124 00:07:55,963 --> 00:07:59,490 - My dear sisters and brethren, - ♪♪ [Organ Stops] 125 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:03,400 We are gathered here to bid farewell to a great blues singer. 126 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:06,997 - Amen. - Mississippi "Fat Back" Witherspoon. 127 00:08:07,074 --> 00:08:11,170 Fat Back! 128 00:08:11,245 --> 00:08:14,612 Now, he-he wanted this to be a joyous occasion. 129 00:08:14,681 --> 00:08:17,013 He didn't want us carrying on. 130 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:21,612 So I present his friend, Mr. Calhoun Tubbs. 131 00:08:21,688 --> 00:08:23,849 Thank you very much. Thank you, Reverend. 132 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:26,950 Look here. No disrespect to the family... 133 00:08:27,027 --> 00:08:32,693 but, uh, Calhoun's 900 Greatest Hits is available on eight-track cassette in the lobby. 134 00:08:32,766 --> 00:08:37,032 $3.95. Of course, you get a complimentary copy, son. 135 00:08:37,104 --> 00:08:42,406 You know, Fat Back wanted this to be a joyous occasion... 136 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:47,937 so I thought I might sing a few songs, tell some funny stories about my good friend. 137 00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:51,917 Now, you all know Fat Back loved him some catfish. 138 00:08:51,985 --> 00:08:55,978 - Amen. - I say, Fat Back loved him some catfish. 139 00:08:56,056 --> 00:09:00,322 - Amen. - The only thing he loved more than some of that channel cat... 140 00:09:00,394 --> 00:09:03,295 was that little baby girl child. 141 00:09:03,363 --> 00:09:06,423 Lord, that girl could cook.! 142 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,527 You know, she done cooked some catfish for him the day he died. 143 00:09:10,604 --> 00:09:13,971 Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go. 144 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:16,635 ♪ Fat Back choked on a catfish ♪ 145 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:19,372 ♪ That stupid girl fed him the bone ♪♪ 146 00:09:19,446 --> 00:09:24,315 - [Sobbing] - Thank you very much. 147 00:09:24,384 --> 00:09:28,480 Now, don't get me wrong now. Fat Back wasn't no skirt chaser. 148 00:09:28,555 --> 00:09:32,548 No, no, no. He did what he did on account of his son. 149 00:09:32,626 --> 00:09:35,390 He loved that boy. Wrote a song about it. 150 00:09:35,462 --> 00:09:37,555 Like to hear it? Here it go. 151 00:09:37,631 --> 00:09:40,794 ♪ Fat Back's wife wasn't nothin' but a skank tramp ♪ 152 00:09:40,868 --> 00:09:43,166 ♪ She had a bastard child ♪♪ 153 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:46,365 [Sobbing] 154 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,308 Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. 155 00:09:50,377 --> 00:09:54,677 You know, that was the first standing ovation I ever got in my long career. 156 00:09:54,748 --> 00:09:57,444 You know, I'd like to thank y'all for letting me take time... 157 00:09:57,518 --> 00:10:02,421 to share these few loving memories about my good old buddy Fat Back. 158 00:10:02,489 --> 00:10:06,152 You know, he was always thinking about his wife and family. 159 00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:10,629 But he lived just for today. That's kind of like what made him so special. 160 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,894 Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go. 161 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:16,902 ♪ Fat Back ain't had no life insurance ♪ 162 00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:19,837 ♪ You're about to lose the house and car ♪♪ 163 00:10:22,075 --> 00:10:24,942 Now that's the second standing ovation I ever got. 164 00:10:25,012 --> 00:10:27,207 Thank you very much. See you next time. 165 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:36,317 - ♪♪ ['80s Pop] - [Announcer] And now... 166 00:10:36,391 --> 00:10:41,226 Public Access Television Channel 53 presents: Men on Vacation. 167 00:10:53,475 --> 00:10:58,503 - Hello. I'm Blayne Edwards. - And I'm Antoine Merryweather. 168 00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:02,482 [In Unison] And welcome to Men on Vacation. 169 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:06,008 Today we'll be reviewing our little European vacation. 170 00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:08,988 From a male point of view. 171 00:11:09,057 --> 00:11:14,586 Here we are on our last stop on our whirlwind gallivant through Europa. 172 00:11:14,663 --> 00:11:18,155 Wait a minute. We got a new sponsor. 173 00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:21,202 Somebody better check their mail. 174 00:11:29,244 --> 00:11:33,476 Tonight's broadcast is brought to you byJewels... 175 00:11:33,548 --> 00:11:36,779 the gum that explodes in your mouth. 176 00:11:38,153 --> 00:11:40,678 I bet you just can't chew one. 177 00:11:40,755 --> 00:11:43,553 And who'd want to? 178 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:46,560 We started our little trip in Greece. 179 00:11:46,628 --> 00:11:48,596 The Greek peoples was so nice. 180 00:11:48,663 --> 00:11:53,362 Yes. They bent over backwards to show us a good time. 181 00:11:53,435 --> 00:11:55,596 Oh, look. Excuse me. 182 00:11:55,670 --> 00:12:00,107 Not you, fish. You go back in the sea. 183 00:12:02,877 --> 00:12:04,970 Garçon. 184 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:09,307 Oh, may I have another Wallbanger? 185 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:14,411 - And for monsieur? - Oui, oui. 186 00:12:21,696 --> 00:12:25,792 - Bottoms up. - Ditto. 187 00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:30,998 Is that little Ricky Schroder? What's he doin' here? Don't let him see me. 188 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:37,375 - Who's that with him? - You know, I think that's Erik Estrada. 189 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:42,781 Oh, well. Anyway. Next we went to Holland, land of dikes. 190 00:12:42,851 --> 00:12:46,048 [In Unison] Hated it! 191 00:12:50,392 --> 00:12:53,327 And from there, it was on to merry old England. 192 00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:56,387 - Remember Big Ben? - Oh, how could I forget it? 193 00:12:56,464 --> 00:13:00,833 It was so nice of him to show us around the city. 194 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:04,463 Excuse me. Big Ben was a clock. 195 00:13:04,539 --> 00:13:08,031 Well, we both know what time that was. 196 00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:10,236 You'd better stop. 197 00:13:13,348 --> 00:13:17,148 You know, it's so chilly out here, my nipples are hard. 198 00:13:21,556 --> 00:13:25,652 Then it was just a hop, skip and jump on to gay Paris... 199 00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:29,493 but we decided to go back to Greece instead. 200 00:13:29,564 --> 00:13:33,261 And then it was on to Scotland. 201 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:37,600 You know, I found it to be quite an open society... 202 00:13:37,672 --> 00:13:41,631 where mens are free to explore the feminine side of their nature. 203 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:46,043 All those hairy legs and skirts holdin' them bagpipes. 204 00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:51,211 Mm-hmm. Not since the Fire Island Halloween Barn Dance... 205 00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:54,949 have I seen so many men in drag. 206 00:13:55,023 --> 00:13:59,050 Just a hint, fellas: Plaid is out this fall. 207 00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:04,929 Our next stop was Sweden, best known for its beautiful, buxom blondes. 208 00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:08,400 [In Unison] Hated it! 209 00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:12,065 So we went back to Greece. 210 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:16,839 But it was very sad when we had to leave our soldier buddies behind... 211 00:14:16,911 --> 00:14:21,712 and travel to our final destination: The French Riviera... 212 00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:23,717 which is where we've been ever since. 213 00:14:23,785 --> 00:14:27,186 Oh, yes. And to sum up our little European vacation, we're gonna have... 214 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:33,091 to give the whole trip a new and improved around-the-world-and-back snap. 215 00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:39,798 Tell a friend. 216 00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:43,031 Tune in next week, when we'll be back in the good old U.S. Of A... 217 00:14:43,104 --> 00:14:45,470 reviewing the new release, Memphis Belle. 218 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:49,067 It's the story of 10 young mens in leather jackets... 219 00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:52,136 all sweaty, standin' next to each other... 220 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:56,673 and them long, hard bombs crammed together in a little old cockpit. 221 00:14:58,453 --> 00:15:02,253 Well, grease my landing gear. I'm coming in for a landing. 222 00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,621 - Toodle-oo! - See you next week! Bye! 223 00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:11,631 ♪♪ ['80s Pop] 224 00:15:20,308 --> 00:15:21,798 Next! 225 00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,810 Listen, do you mind if I go first? 226 00:15:23,878 --> 00:15:26,438 I've got to get back to the stock exchange before 4:00. 227 00:15:26,514 --> 00:15:28,448 Oh, sure, let you go embezzle your millions... 228 00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:31,576 while I struggle to get by off of minimum wage. 229 00:15:31,653 --> 00:15:34,087 I don't think so. 230 00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:36,555 Homey don't play that. 231 00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:43,296 - Sit down. - I don't feel like it. 232 00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:45,389 I said sit down! 233 00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:52,436 - Name. - Homey D. Clown. 234 00:15:52,507 --> 00:15:55,340 Oh, yes. Herman Simpson. 235 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,378 We know all about you. 236 00:15:57,445 --> 00:16:01,006 I'm Sally. I'm your new parole officer. 237 00:16:01,082 --> 00:16:04,609 - What's that, Sally? - It's your file. 238 00:16:04,686 --> 00:16:08,884 Let's see. " Abusive language, failure to perform prescribed..." 239 00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:11,585 Save your breath. That's just another long list of lies... 240 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:14,651 perpetrated by the man to keep a brother down. 241 00:16:14,729 --> 00:16:18,392 Clown, please. Let's place the blame where it belongs. 242 00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:21,833 I believe your anti-social behavior is the real problem. 243 00:16:21,903 --> 00:16:24,463 I'll tell you what the real problem is. 244 00:16:24,539 --> 00:16:27,736 - The real problem is you're nothing but a tool of the man. - You are living in a fantasy. 245 00:16:27,809 --> 00:16:30,243 - Another oppressor. - You wanna blame everybody but yourself! 246 00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:34,077 - You want to break the rules and stay out of jail! - You don't care about me! 247 00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:36,742 [In Unison] I don't think so. 248 00:16:36,818 --> 00:16:41,050 ♪♪ [Melodramatic Classical] 249 00:17:03,011 --> 00:17:05,002 [Snaps] 250 00:17:21,296 --> 00:17:24,288 [Clown Horn Honking] 251 00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:32,963 [Horn Continues Honking] 252 00:17:36,644 --> 00:17:38,578 - Yeah! - It's Homey the clown! 253 00:17:38,646 --> 00:17:41,740 - Hey, Homey, does your nose squeak? - Girl, don't touch my nose. 254 00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:44,341 - Hey, clowny, do a stupid clown trick. - Yeah! 255 00:17:44,419 --> 00:17:46,410 - I'd love to. - Herman! 256 00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,680 - Come on.! - Yeah, come on.! 257 00:17:49,757 --> 00:17:53,284 Okay, childrens. Just one stupid clown trick. 258 00:17:53,361 --> 00:17:55,955 - Yeah! - Yea! 259 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:58,362 Look at Homey's flower. Smell Homey's flower. 260 00:17:58,433 --> 00:18:00,367 [Squeals] 261 00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:04,371 - [Laughing] - Okay, run along, little children. 262 00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:06,430 See? He's a stupid weak clown. 263 00:18:10,278 --> 00:18:13,770 Now, that's more like the Herman I want to see. 264 00:18:13,848 --> 00:18:15,782 He kicked me in my behind, honey. 265 00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:20,412 Oh, that's all right. Because you're starting to act like a real person. 266 00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:23,048 By the way, Mama's coming over on Monday. 267 00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:25,718 And Wednesday you start your new job. 268 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,886 But I got a job, honey bunch. 269 00:18:27,962 --> 00:18:29,930 I'm a clown, remember? 270 00:18:29,997 --> 00:18:32,056 You're not a clown. You're a buffoon. 271 00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:34,465 I'm talking about a real job, Herman. 272 00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:38,904 An entry level position at that fancy new restaurant I told you about. 273 00:18:38,973 --> 00:18:41,237 - Not Chez Whitey. - Yes. 274 00:18:41,309 --> 00:18:44,073 Look. It's high time you stopped playing the fool. 275 00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:47,979 Get yourself out of that ridiculous outfit and into a regular suit. 276 00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:52,251 You know, Herman, I can just picture it. 277 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,380 You wearing one of those nice little red valetjackets. 278 00:18:55,456 --> 00:18:57,390 If you're faithful and humble... 279 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,722 and do exactly what the man tells you... 280 00:18:59,794 --> 00:19:01,728 that means no hostility... 281 00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:04,321 they might even let you inside the restaurant. 282 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,358 The time has come for you to fit into society. 283 00:19:08,436 --> 00:19:11,701 Come on, Herman, give it up and join the establishment. 284 00:19:11,773 --> 00:19:13,707 - The establishment, huh? - Yes. 285 00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:17,211 You want me to put on a little monkey suit and park cars for the man, huh? 286 00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:20,145 Maybe if I do real good, I can move up to washing dishes. 287 00:19:20,214 --> 00:19:22,375 Then maybe waiting tables. Who knows? 288 00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:24,384 Maybe five or six years later... 289 00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:26,545 I'll be able to seat Whitey himself. 290 00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:30,182 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Yes, Herman, I would. 291 00:19:30,258 --> 00:19:32,249 I don't think so. 292 00:19:33,261 --> 00:19:35,195 Homey don't play that. 293 00:19:35,263 --> 00:19:39,461 - I'm telling Daddy. - Good. Give him this when you see him. 294 00:19:41,469 --> 00:19:45,599 Hmm. Now, I wonder where those sweet little childrens went. 295 00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:48,403 There he is! I told you he'd still be here. 296 00:19:48,476 --> 00:19:51,070 Hey, uh... Hey, clown man, do another trick for us, will ya? 297 00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:53,079 - Yeah! - Yeah! 298 00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:56,548 - Another clown trick, huh? - Yeah! - Yeah! 299 00:19:56,617 --> 00:20:01,145 So you can fall down laughing while I degrade and shame myself for your amusement, huh? 300 00:20:01,222 --> 00:20:03,588 - [Children In Unison] Yeah! - You'd like that, wouldn't you? 301 00:20:03,658 --> 00:20:06,183 - Yeah! - Yeah! Homey! Homey! 302 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:08,194 Homey! Homey! Homey! 303 00:20:08,262 --> 00:20:10,093 - Homey! - Sit down! 304 00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:16,261 Gather round, little chickadees. 305 00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:18,771 Homey's got a little love story to tell you. 306 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,105 - Ooh! - Now, which one of you kicked me in my behind earlier? 307 00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:24,110 - He did! - Me! 308 00:20:24,178 --> 00:20:26,669 - Okay, you get up here and be my assistant. - Yeah! 309 00:20:28,015 --> 00:20:31,382 Hey! 310 00:20:31,452 --> 00:20:33,386 Now, once upon a time... 311 00:20:33,454 --> 00:20:35,445 two lonely hearts came together. 312 00:20:35,523 --> 00:20:38,117 - Woo woo. - Wow. - Just like this. 313 00:20:38,192 --> 00:20:41,423 - Ooh. - Ewww. 314 00:20:41,496 --> 00:20:45,330 Then love poured all out from their hearts... 315 00:20:45,399 --> 00:20:47,993 nice and thick-like. 316 00:20:50,037 --> 00:20:51,971 Until Homey realized... 317 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:56,806 that it was just a trick to whiten him up, like so. 318 00:20:56,878 --> 00:21:02,817 And it made his heart beat over and over and over again. 319 00:21:02,884 --> 00:21:05,352 The end. 320 00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:11,056 So, what has our little lesson taught us if nothing else, childrens? 321 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:13,423 [Children In Unison] Homey don't play that. 322 00:21:13,494 --> 00:21:17,430 Very good. Now, let's sing a little Homey love song. 323 00:21:17,498 --> 00:21:20,296 - You do backup for me, would you? - Yeah.! 324 00:21:20,368 --> 00:21:23,462 - ♪ Love is bad ♪ - ♪ Bad ♪ 325 00:21:23,538 --> 00:21:26,439 - ♪ Love is sad ♪ - [Children In Unison] ♪ Sad ♪ 326 00:21:26,507 --> 00:21:29,271 - ♪ Love ain't glad ♪ - ♪ Glad ♪ 327 00:21:29,343 --> 00:21:31,436 ♪ Love is something you wish you never had ♪ 328 00:21:31,512 --> 00:21:34,447 ♪ 'Cause love takes your heart and kicks it around the room ♪ 329 00:21:34,515 --> 00:21:37,450 ♪ Then it tries to set you up and send you to jail ♪ 330 00:21:37,518 --> 00:21:39,748 ♪ It'll make you unhappy for the rest of your life ♪ 331 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:44,484 - I said back me up. - ♪♪ [Singing Haphazardly] 332 00:21:44,559 --> 00:21:47,892 ♪♪ [Haphazard Singing Continues] 333 00:21:47,962 --> 00:21:50,192 Hey, hey.! Hey.! 334 00:21:50,264 --> 00:21:53,097 The white girl is offbeat. 335 00:21:56,804 --> 00:21:58,965 The end. 336 00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:04,200 [Whines] 337 00:22:06,948 --> 00:22:10,406 ♪♪ [Theme] 338 00:22:15,089 --> 00:22:17,319 ♪♪ [Man Vocalizing, Indistinct] 339 00:22:45,019 --> 00:22:50,980 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪♪ 28293

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