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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ And how would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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- ♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody, everybodyeverybody, everybody ♪
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- ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ What's mine is yoursand what's yours is mine ♪
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♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doin living color♪♪
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[Audience Cheering,Applauding]
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Yeah, I'm standing by. Vice President Quayle
will be approaching shortly.
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- [Radio Squeals]
- Roger. I got that one, Deep Throat.
The eagle has landed.
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Tweety is out of his cage.
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He's flying over the cuckoo's nest.
Three minutes till condor.
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Who are you?
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Dickie Peterson, Cherub ofJustice,
here to protect and serve!
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Well, the Secret Service
will take care of this, kid.
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The last thing we need is some
Guardian Angel troop hanging around here.
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I am not a Guardian Angel, sir,
nor do I care to be...
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unless they start returning
my phone calls, but fast.
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You're gonna have to
step behind that line.
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Go undercover?
Mingle with the crowd? Roger!
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I know this is against
Cherub regulations...
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but, uh, you're Secret Service.
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I think I can trust ya.
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- Woodchuck?
- It's my code name.
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Use it sparingly
and only in an emergency.
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You are gonna eat that,
aren't you?
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Yeah. Okay,
I'll be right there.
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[Gasps]
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Unauthorized disposal
of classified document.
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I'm gonna have to
put him on report.
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Also, leaving his post.
Two more demerits.
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Looks like I'm gonna have
to secure this perimeter myself.
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Hussein!
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Sorry about that, miss.
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Merely a trained reflex reaction
triggered by potential terrorist activity.
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For all I know, that hot dog
could have been a Scud missile...
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and its bun,
the mobile launcher.
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You are an idiot!
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Sticks and stones
may break my bones, miss...
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but names are not gonna put
that hot dog back in your mouth.
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Sure, go ahead. Get another one.
I'll do it again.
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- [Radio Squeals]
- Situation resolved.
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All right, everybody.
Surprise inspection.
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The second most powerful man in the
entire world is gonna be by here any second...
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and I swear by this trademark
yellow beret...
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that every man, woman and child
in my sector will pass muster.
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Hey! News flash.
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The '60s are over.
Get a haircut, transvestite!
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- Suck in your gut.
- [Gasps]
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I better check
into home base.
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Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel. Woodchuck
to Gray Squirrel. Come in, Gray Squirrel.
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[Old Woman]
Dickie? Is that you, Dickie?
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Yes, Gray Squirrel,
it's Woodchuck!
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Listen, Woodchuck. What are these
magazines I found under your bed?
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Uh, merely reference material for the scenario
file of my Cherubs ofJustice crime lab.
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No, it's not.
It's filthy smut.
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When you get home,
I'm going to take you over my knee...
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[Imitating Radio Squeals]
Uh, you're breaking up, Gray Squirrel.
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Gray Squirrel? Uh, I can't...
[Muttering]
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Maintain radio silence.
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- [Cheering]
- The vice president!
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♪♪ [March]
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Did you see the way
he looked at me?
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Did anybody see that?
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I think we had a moment there.
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- [Chattering]
- What's that guy doin'?
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The vice president's in trouble!
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- Sorry. I didn't see you.
- Hussein!
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- I was aiming for the trash can.
- I'll bet you were, Taxi Driver.
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I bet you didn't count on
Dickie Peterson, human shield...
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getting between you
and the vice president, did ya?
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Unfortunately, I don't have the authority
to detain you at this moment.
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But I promise you, mister...
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one day it'll be just you and me.
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And then, boom!
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Death touch.
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Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel.
Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel.
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Evil plan aborted.
Tweety is back in his cage.
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Sylvester, once again,
has been thwarted.
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Judging by the length
of my shadow...
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it is about 1800 hours,
which means it's time for Cherub chow.
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So get those Ding Dongs ready.
I'm comin' home!
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[Knob Jingling]
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Gray Squirrel, it's locked.
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- Gray Squirrel?
- [Audience Cheering]
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[Glass Shattering]
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[Phone Beeping]
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[Man]
Due to the volume of calls to 911...
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your call is being answered
by the M.X. System.
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If you are witnessing
a murder, press 1.
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If you are being assaulted,
press 2.
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If you are being robbed,
press 3.
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[Beeps]
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If you are being robbed
in a single-family home, press 1.
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If you are being robbed
in an apartment, press 2.
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If the perpetrator is stilloutside your apartment, press 1.
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If the perpetrator has enteredyour apartment, press 2.
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If the perpetrator
is a Caucasian male above six feet...
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and over 175 pounds
with identifiable tattoos...
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press 1.
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If he has no tattoos, press 2.
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If you didn't hear
your specific situation clearly...
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this tape will repeat.
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If you are witnessing
a murder, press 1.
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♪♪ [Classical]
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You've done a wonderful job
organizing the recital, Janice.
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I'm quite sure donations
will be generous.
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Well, thank you, Mrs. Beaumont.
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I just hope we've raised enough money
to keep the opera house open.
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Oh, I'm certain we will,
my dear.
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Unless, of course, there's
some unforeseen disaster. [Laughing]
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Well, ménage à trois, everybody!
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- I have "entray-vooed."
- [Audience Applauding]
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I am ready to party!
Now where is Oprah?
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I'm sorry, but I think you're
a bit confused. This is the opera.
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What? You mean there
ain't gonna be no women on here...
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talkin' about their panties
possessed by the devil?
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- Who are you?
- I'll give you a hint.
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I'm hip, I'm slick, and all the women love
my G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip.
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Well, you'll have to excuse us.
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I think we see somebody
over there we know.
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Oh, bon soufflé, mon bidet.
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Oh, my God.
It's that idiot, Frenchie.
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Um, excuse me.
I have to freshen up.
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[Frenchie]Janice.! Hey, Janice.
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- It's me, Frenchie, baby.
- [Groans]
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- How you doing, woman?
- What are you doing here?
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Well, don't be so El DeBarge.
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It wasn't easy
findin' you, you know.
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Remember when we was
in the Laundromat?
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You said, "Close your eyes"
when I asked you for a piece of sugar.
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You said, " Close your eyes and count to
a hundred." I opened my eyes, you was gone.
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Don't worry. You dropped a little something
on the Laundromat floor.
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I took it down to the police station.
Had your fingerprints dusted.
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They gave me your license plate number.
I followed you down here.
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I just wanted to return
these to you, baby.
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[Gasps]
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I love a woman
that wears safari drawers.
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You know, I got some on
right now. Wanna see?
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No!
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Janice. Janice.
I don't believe I've met your friend.
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- He's not my friend.
- That's right. It's much more than that.
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We go together
like toes and jam.
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- [Groans]
- Yes.
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Well, Don Pardo. My name is Leonard,
but all my friends call me "Frenchie."
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Oh. Oh, dear.
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Frenchie, let me
spell it out for you.
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Mrs. Beaumont
is the C.E.O. Of a top S & L.
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Yes, but I'm out tonight
for a little R & R.
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[Laughing]
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- Que coincidence.
- [Beaumont] Oh.
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That's right. I got B.O.
From the local Y.M.C.A.
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And I'm out for a little T & A.
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Well, I've never been
so insulted in all my life!
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She sure got enough "A."
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Frenchie, I have something
very important to do...
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- Uh-huh.
- Somewhere else.
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You stay here. Just stay.
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Don't follow me.
Don't move. Just stay.
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Whatever you say,
mon petite commode.
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Some foie gras, sir?
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Oh, looks like
mon doo-doo to me.
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It's goose liver pâté.
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Oh, great. Then these chitlins and
hot sauce will go with that just fine.
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Go on. Pass that around.
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This is nice.
Hey, Zorro.
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You know, I wore that same
costume last Halloween.
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Won first place down at Mr. Rick's
Sugar Shack. Sure did.
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Won a Confunkshun single, and didn't
even have to get my T-shirt wet.
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What is wrong with these people?
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Janice! Hey, Janice.
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You lookin' mighty Häagen-Daz.
Look like you missed me, baby.
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You know, in my Harvard days,
I once shot six three-pointers in a row.
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- Oh.
- Mmm, very impressive.
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Well, last New Year's eve,
I put 12 Reese's pieces up my nose...
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shot 'em into a Dixie cup
from across the room.
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[Man Over P.A.]Ladies and gentlemen, intermission is over.
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- Take your seats for the secondportion of tonight's program.
- Oh, it's party time.
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[Barking]
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♪♪ [Classical]
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♪♪ [Singing In Italian]
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[Shouting]
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Wait a minute, man.
What's all this yelling about?
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This is worse than
a Patti LaBelle concert, man.
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[Shouting] What is this? You are
the biggest buffoon I have ever met!
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- Ah, gotcha. I'm a baritone.
- [Grumbling]
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But you all don't worry
about the party now.
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'Cause I used to play for Sly and the Family
Stone, so I'm gonna get the music goin'.
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See, this here opera stuff is fine,
but it's just a little too tres limousine.
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You can't dance to it.
Excuse me, Don Corleone.
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How 'bout "Super Freak" on four?
Un, deux, trois, four!
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- ♪♪ [Piano]
- Ah, shucks now. Janice, this is for you.
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♪♪ [Singing]
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Stop!
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I can't tell you
how sorry I am about this.
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Sorry? This is disgraceful!
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If this is the only performance
you people can afford...
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I'm gonna double my donation
to see that this doesn't happen again.
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I assure you, this is never...
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Oh, Janice, keep your fiancé,
French Fry, singing.
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On four.
Un, deux, trois, four!
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- ♪♪ [Piano]
- Aw, shucks now. Funky chicken!
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That's right.
Come on, Janice.
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All right, people.
Come on now.
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Let's get this party goin',
man. Soul Train!
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Now, do the Soul Train.
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♪♪ [Singing]
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East Coast! West Coast!
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East Coast! West Coast!
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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[Announcer]Has wearing real fur become a hassle?
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Are animal rights activistsbringing you down?
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Then say hello to the Clear ConscienceFur Farm and Outlet Store.
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Here at Clear Conscience, 90% of our peltscome from rodents that die of old age...
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right here in our own luxuriousrodent retirement home.
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The rest of our pelts come to usthanks to Mother Nature.
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For instance, this unlucky little fellowwas struck down by lightning...
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while these little guys were struckby severe animal depression...
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and mass suicide.
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So the next time you have a run-inwith an animal rights activist...
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flash him the labelon the inside of your sable.
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Clear Conscience...we'll skin no hide before its time.
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- Hey, can I help you?
- Hiya, Johnny.
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- The name's Jimmy.
- Jimmy, Johnny, Joey. What's in a name?
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Anyway, give me a double dip,
black and white.
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And, hey, Johnny,
don't forget the cherry.
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[Chuckles]
Name's Jimmy.
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Sure got strong arms, Johnny.
I bet no one pushes you around.
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Nope, sure don't.
All right.
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Put the sprinkles
on there. Ta-da.
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A cherry.
That'll be a dollar.
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A dollar? Well, I thought
it would cost a quarter.
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Oh, fiddlesticks. I just spent
my last buck at the picture show.
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I'll tell you what. Just give me the quarter.
Bring the rest when you come back, okay?
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Oh, Johnny, you're the greatest.
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I was nothin', a nobody,
a bum in the street...
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but you came along and picked me up, dusted
me off and turned me into something special.
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I'm yours, Johnny, forever.
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Look, lady, thanks a lot, all right.
Just enjoy your ice cream.
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Bring me my change
when you can.
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Oh, Johnny,
I could never repay you...
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not after what
you've done for me.
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Oh, Johnny, the two of us
will be great together.
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We'll be thick as thieves, like birds
of a feather, two peas in a pod.
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We'll board the next train
to Niagara.
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- Train to Niagara?
- A train to Niagara, slow boat to China.
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Ah, Johnny, I'd go to hell
in a handbasket with you.
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Look, lady, that's enough.
Hey, yo, Larry!
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Larry, I'm gonna take
my break now, man. I'm outta here.
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- Lady, there's help around. Seek it.
- Wait!
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Johnny?
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Don't go.
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- ♪♪ [Piano]
- ♪♪ [Singing]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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So long, Johnny.
See you in my dreams.
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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Now, I know you haven't
seen Little G. In a long time...
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but I still think it's time you had that talk
with him about the birds and the bees.
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I know you don't know
what to say to him...
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but I still think it's best
if it comes from you.
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Little G.!
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Your daddy's gonna have
that talk with you now, okay?
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Flatulate yourself
over here, my little zygote.
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Flatulate! Flatulate!
Don't be redundant.
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Now, you see,
when a man liposucks...
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a woman's, uh, mammogram...
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it is the titillating expression
between lubrication...
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of two secreting adults,
ya dig?
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Yeah, yeah. A protractor.
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's
like Frosted Mini-Wheats.
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[Laughter, Applause]
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No, no, it's much more
"mucazoid" than that...
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my little "geniphilia."
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It's the adolescent Dukakis...
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that is calculated,
ya understand...
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by the insane,
or, uh, Hussein...
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dependent on
the confrontation forthwith...
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furthermore, posthaste,
post office...
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creating a mediocre-type arsenic,
uh, uh, "treatyology," ya understand?
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Am I being "cruex"?
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- Uh, gesundheit.
- Uh-huh.
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- A most spectacular off-ramp.
- Uh-huh.
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- But sometimes, I'm defa... defla...
- Defecated.
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- Defecated...
- Right.
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- By my misfortune.
- Uh-huh.
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That's... That's very antiseptic,
my little hors d'oeuvre.
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But do not homogenize
the Neutrogena...
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or 'gina,
depending on the woman.
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All right?
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That's so Nintendo.
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My own giblets
are under surveillance.
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Oh, that's deep.
That's deep.
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That's my son there.
You've radiated mucho ambivalence...
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as the French people say.
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Time's up.
Let's go, Oswald.
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Hey. Remember. Don't constipate
your mother's hemorrhoids.
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I won't.
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Fornicate my redemption!
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I'll recede to my own bowels.
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[Audience Applauding]
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[Audience Cheering]
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- We had a...
- We had a...
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- [Laughs]
- All right. Go ahead.
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We... Sorry. Go ahead.
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- We...
- We...
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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♪♪ [Theme]
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♪ You can do what you wanna... ♪♪
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