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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ And how would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beatAnd at night ♪
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- ♪ It was safe to walk down the street ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody, everybodyeverybody, everybody ♪
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- ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ What's mine is yoursand what's yours is mine ♪
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♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doIn living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doin living color♪♪
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[Audience Applauding, Cheering]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. David Alan Grier.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
My name is David Alan Grier...
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and welcome to
In Living Color's tribute... to Broadway.
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Paul, if you will,
a spotlight, please.
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[A Cappella]
♪ Broadway ♪
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♪ Broadway ♪
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♪ Broadway-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪
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[Faster]
♪ Oops, look out for that taxicab ♪
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Ow!
♪ I just got stabbed ♪
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♪ On Broad ♪
[Grunts] ♪ Way ♪
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[Grunts]
♪ On Broadway ♪
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♪ On ♪♪
[Laughing] Oh, my...
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[SW1]
[In High Voice] It's a chickie!
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It's a chickie!
It's a chickie!
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- ♪♪ [Resumes Show Tune]
- [Keenen Laughing]
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- ♪♪ [Hip-Hop]
- ♪♪ [Stops]
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪♪
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- ♪♪ [Jazzy Saxophone, Slow]
- [Siren Blast]
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- ♪♪ [Continues]
- [Chatter On Police Radio]
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Good evening, ma'am. [Sighs]
Do you know why I stopped you?
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Say, what is this...
20 questions?
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Uh, do you mind
steppin' out of the car?
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Not if you don't mind getting
a look at great set of gams.
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Care for a smoke?
Or is that against the Boy Scout oath?
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Uh, may I see
your license, please?
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So, you want to play rough, do you?
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- [Lighter Hits Ground]
- Sure, copper. I've got nothing to hide.
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Read it and weep.
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Uh, you're
Velma Mulholland?
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Sure I'm Velma...
sure as 10 dimes will get you a dollar.
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Any more questions, Inspector,
or may I be on my way?
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- Is this your car?
- Sure, it's my car. You seen me drivin' it, ain't ya?
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Can't a gal go out for a couple of Yoo-Hoos
and a carton of Luckys...
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without bringing in the Feds?
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Look, lady,
this is merely a technicality.
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I wasn't suggesting that you'd done anything.
I just wanted to ask you a couple of questions.
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All right, you dirty screw, I'll sing.
I'll sing like a canary.
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I was born in Flatbush, Brooklyn,
to a couple of sweet folks...
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whose only fault was
they were poor as church mice.
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I left home when I was five,
and I've worked my fingers to the bone...
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to try to make
something of myself.
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I've slung hash in every greasy spoon
from here to Kalamazoo.
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I may not be the brightest dame in town,
but I've got a heart of gold.
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And if that's a crime, well, slap those steel
bracelets on me and throw me in the slammer.
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Throw me in the slammer, copper.
That's what you've got to do.
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That's the long and short of it.
It's all there in black and white.
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Say, say, say.
Watch it with the fists, Zsa Zsa.
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- [Sobs]
- I'll put you in a choke hold.
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Look, I only stopped you 'cause
your left taillight is out.
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Oh, sure, flatfoot.
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Lights out. Jig's up.
Bases loaded. Goose is cooked.
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I've heard it all, copper. You hear me?
I've heard it all. Just take me away, will you?
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Take me away. You'll get your lousy promotion.
I only hope you can live with yourself.
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Lady, this is just a summons.
It's not a subpoena.
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I don't know what the hell
you're talkin' about...
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and frankly,
I don't think you do either.
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But there's a diner up the road...
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and I think you should go up there
and have a cup of coffee and cool out.
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And fix that damn taillight.
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What's the matter, copper...
too much woman for you?
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Too close to the flame? Too hot to handle?
Well, I've heard that one before.
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You're not the first, and with any luck,
you won't be the last.
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So long, sucker.
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It's time.
What is your final request?
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[Breathing Heavily]
Music.
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I wanna hear some music.
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What kind of music... country, soul? What
do you want... Steely Dan, the Eagles... what?
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Soul music.
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The best damn soul music
you can find.
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Prisoner 43628, Rudy Francis Burke,
this is your last request.
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Please put your hands together for the soulful
stylings of Cephus and Reesie Merriweather.
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- ♪♪ [Piano, Up-tempo]
- Hey! How's everybody doin'?
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- You know, we so glad to be here tonight.
- ♪♪ [Continues]
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- Is everybody havin' a good time?
- I am!
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- You know, Reesie? Somebody's not smilin'!
- I am!
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- I said, somebody's not smilin'!
- [Yelping]
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- I am!
- Prisoner 43628, this is for you.
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- [Reesie Squeals]
- [Laughing] Come on, baby. Here we go.
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♪♪ [Singing " Ain't No Mountain
High Enough"]
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- Wait a minute, now, Reesie.
- ♪♪ [Stops]
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You mean, if I was on one side of Mount Everest
and you was on the other...
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you'd still come and get me?
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- Yeah, Cephie.
- That's a very high mountain.
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- [Squeals]
- [Laughs]
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♪♪ [Both Resume Singing Loudly]
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- Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Cephus.
- ♪♪ [Stops]
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- You mean to tell me...
- Uh-huh.
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If we were on opposite sides of the Amazon River,
you'd still come get me?
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- Yes, Reesie.
- [Squeals]
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- You know you ain't got no boat, Cephus.
- [Both Laugh]
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♪♪ [Both Resume]
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- ♪♪ [Stops]
- Wa-a-a-ait a minute now, Reesie.
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You mean to tell me, if I was stuck in the middle
of the San Fernando Valley...
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at the side of the road with a flat tire,
you would still come to get me?
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Yes, Cephus. I would.
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- You know you ain't got no spare.
- [Laughs]
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- ♪♪ [Vocalizing Scream]
- Okay. I think I've heard enough.
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- Okay. Cephus? See, we gonna bring it
down now. We gonna bring it down.
- All right.
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Now, there's somebody very special
in the audience tonight.
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Now, some of you may call him
a convicted murderer...
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but we like to call him
"Ru-u-udy-y-y."
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Rudy, is that a gun
in your pocket?
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Rudy, you tryin' to steal my woman?
Just kiddin', man.
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- Stand up, Rudy.
- Stand up. Come on, Rudy. Stand up, man.
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- Come on.
- Is this some kind of a joke?
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- Rudy, this is for you.
- Yo-o-ou.
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♪♪ [Both Resume]
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[Rudy Yelling]
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Come on, baby.!
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- Come on. Sing that.
- Kill me!
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- ♪♪ [Both Slow Down, Hold Note]
- ♪♪ [Piano Tremolo]
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- ♪♪ [Resume, Faster]
- ♪♪ [Piano Resumes]
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Somebody throw that switch!
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Please!
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- ♪♪ [Slow Down, Hold Note]
- [Whimpering]
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- ♪♪ [Resume, Faster]
- Oh, God.! Send me to hell.!
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Why? Warden, please.!
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♪♪ [Faster, Indistinct]
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♪♪ [Both Vocalizing]
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Rudy! Oh, Rudy! Come on.
Get up, now, man.
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- Come on!
- Almost up there, Rudy!
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- That's right. Take my hand. Come on.
- Come on.
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[Man]He's excited. She's excited.
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Everybody's excited for...
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[Together]
Do You Feel Lucky?
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Join host Dirty Harryfor Fox's new game show...
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where contestants spin...and win.!
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- Come on, bullet! [Yelps]
- [Gunshot]
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- Win big cash.
- One...
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[Audience]Two, three...
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- [Man] Win big prizes.
- Come on, bullet!
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- [Gunshot]
- Win big fun.!
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[Groans]
Oh, yeah.
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So, for a shoot-'em-upgood time...
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I won.
[Groans]
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You won't want to missFox's all-new game show...
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- [Audience, Together] Do You Feel Lucky?
- [Gunfire]
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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[Applauding]
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Praise the Lord.
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Yes, indeed. Welcome back
to the First Church of Discount Sin.
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- I am the Reverend Ed Cash.
- And I am the Doctor Reverend Carl Pathos.
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- And tonight we're gonna set you free.
- Amen.
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- We're gonna loosen you up.
- Praise the Lord.
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- We're gonna let it all hang out.
- I left my underwear at home tonight, brother.
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- Well, maybe not "hang out" like that.
- Pardon me, brother.
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We like to call ourselves the 595 Club...
that's right, marked down from 700.
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See, tonight our first special
is a two-for-one sale on adultery.
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Alleluia!
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Yes, indeed. So, if you are already
in a sinful relationship...
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but you got your eye
on somebody else...
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you can be forgiven for both of them
for just 99.95...
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even less on our
Frequent Sinner Plan.
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Oh, yes. You'll save almost five dollars per sin,
and the 10th sin is... what?
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- [Woman] Free.
- Free. That's right.
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- And how wonderful it is to be free of sin.
- Oh, praise the Lord.
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Free from the haunting feeling that you've
stooped to the weakness of the flesh.
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- Preach, brother. Preach on.
- You've driven to that remote
motel and watched that woman...
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do vile things with items from all four
of the basic food groups. [Sobs]
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You lost me there, brother.
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[Continues Sobbing]
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- I am spiritual scum!
- Yes, you are, but look at there.
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- ♪♪ [Church Organ, Fanfare]
- It's time for our bluelight special.
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- Yes, indeed.Our featured sin for tonight is bigamy.
- [Breathing Heavily]
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Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna go even further.
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I'm gonna make it any sin
beginning with the letter "B."
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You can get discount rates
right now on blasphemy...
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- burglary, bribery...
- Reverend...
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what about
the big "B"?
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Sounds like someone's been...
[Imitating Sheep] a ba-a-ad boy.
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You're sheddin'
on my coat, please.
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So let's go to the phones right now. Line two,does your sin begin with the letter "B"?
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[Boy On Speaker] No. I was wonderingwhen you were getting to the "M's."
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Ooh!
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Remember,
it is written...
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"If the right hand offendeth thee,
then cut it off and cast it away."
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But of course, here, for a mere donation
of 29.95, you can just wash that away.
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I can smell the bargain.
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- Line three, what is your sin?
- [Man On Speaker] It's my wife.
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She's had affairs with the mailman,the bottled-water man...
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the TVcable manand the gas man.
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Well, it sounds like she needs
a little personal counseling.
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Why don't you have her come by the studio,
and I can lay my healin' hands on her?
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It's too late for that.I'm callin'from death row.
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[Rev. Cash] Uh-oh. Sounds like you needsome forgiveness in a hurry.
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And lucky for you, I can speak to the Lord
right away on your behalf.
220
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And I will speak to him through tongues.
You just hold on a minute. I got his 800 number.
221
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Peter Piper picked a pepper,
pickled pepper, pick a pepper...
222
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- Peter Piper pick... pick...
- Sounds like we got a bad connection, brother.
223
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I think so. I should try again.
224
00:14:56,357 --> 00:15:00,157
Seashell, she sells by the seashore
with the seashells, she shell...
225
00:15:00,228 --> 00:15:02,219
Another bad connection.
226
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Let me try this one.
Try the beeper number.
227
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Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do.
Do, my, mi, fa, so, la, ti...
228
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And that bring us
back to... what?
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"Dough." That's right.
230
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- As in "donation." Let's see the tote board.
- Bring it down.
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♪♪ [Church Organ, Fanfare]
232
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Eleven dollars?
233
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Eleven dollars? Now, that's pitiful.
I know y'all done sinned more than that.
234
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I done sinned with half of you
more than that in this room now.
235
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You know, my colleague, Oral Roberts,
was told by the Lord...
236
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to raise eight million dollars...
237
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- or the Lord would take his life.
- Yes, he was.
238
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Now, Reverend Cash and myself
find ourselves in a similar situation.
239
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Amen. See, now, you all... the peoplethat called in for the adultery special...
240
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you gotta keep in mind, we still have
the numbers to your spouses, see.
241
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So if y'all don't start callin',
we gonna do some callin' of our own.
242
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We're gonna reach out
and tell somebody.
243
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Yes, indeed.
244
00:16:05,927 --> 00:16:09,055
Uh-oh, I can feel the Lord workin'.
Look at here.
245
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- It's a miracle, brother!
- Yes, indeed.
246
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,928
- Brother Carl, take us out with a song.
- Gladly.
247
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♪ He'll rip my lips off
and poke my eyes out ♪
248
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♪ And use my colon
for double Dutch ♪
249
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♪ And then He'll take my head
and stuff it in the toilet ♪♪
Come on, everyone.
250
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- Come on, everyone.
- [No Singing]
251
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
252
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- [Man] If you were charmed by Pretty Woman...
- Hey, you wanna go out?
253
00:17:16,297 --> 00:17:19,027
- Anybody goin' out, already? Is anybody...
- You're gonna love the sequel:
254
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:24,402
Pretty Buffed Woman, starringchampion female bodybuilder Vera de Milo.
255
00:17:24,472 --> 00:17:27,464
How 'bout a little booty, cutie?
256
00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:37,574
Come on, honey. Loser!
257
00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:45,720
[In Deep Voice]
Hi, there, handsome. How about a date?
258
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:48,728
Uh, no thanks.
Maybe some other time.
259
00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:55,331
[Retches]
260
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,367
Hey! What the...
261
00:18:01,442 --> 00:18:06,038
- Guess what? It's Sadie Hawkins Day.
- [Tires Squealing]
262
00:18:06,114 --> 00:18:09,641
How about a lift
to your hotel, moneybags?
263
00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:16,179
[Coughing]
264
00:18:16,257 --> 00:18:18,555
I think I'm gonna stick around
for another week or so.
265
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:22,027
Uh, actually...
my plane leaves tomorrow morning.
266
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:24,087
I don't think so.
267
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,096
[Spits, Coughs]
But I think I could reschedule.
268
00:18:30,171 --> 00:18:35,199
Really? I can't believe this.
It's a dream come true.
269
00:18:35,276 --> 00:18:37,437
Take me shopping,
bubblehead.
270
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[Fabric Tears]
271
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[Tears]
272
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[Growling]
273
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Next!
274
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This'll do. Charge it.
275
00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:38,898
[Whinnying]
276
00:19:42,944 --> 00:19:46,675
[Groaning]
277
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[Man]Vera de Milo is a Pretty Buffed Woman.
278
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[Strained]
What do you want from me?
279
00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:57,014
I want the fairy tale.
280
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[Whinnies, Blows]
281
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Coming soon to a theater near you.
282
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Thank you very much.
283
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,104
Thanks for coming
to the show.
284
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Listen here.
Uh, the gentleman I'm gonna bring on...
285
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:21,538
to take us home tonight, um...
286
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:24,847
It's very...
It's a very special moment for me.
287
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:29,982
This guy, um, was there when I did
my very first film, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.
288
00:20:30,057 --> 00:20:33,117
He did the theme song,
"Jack of Spades,"
289
00:20:33,194 --> 00:20:36,925
and, um, really added something special
to the film, and I'm glad he's here tonight.
290
00:20:36,998 --> 00:20:40,627
Performing from the classic album
Criminal Minded...
291
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a man who's in a class by himself,
the preacher, the prophet, the poet...
292
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KRS-One.
293
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- One, two. One, two. Yes.
- ♪♪ [Drumbeat Starts]
294
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And as you open up
your Christmas gifts...
295
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we're gonna give you a little Christmas classic,
and it goes a little something like this.
296
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This goes out to the New York crew
in the house. New York, make some noise.
297
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- [Cheers]
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
298
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As you know, this is the mighty
Boogie Down Productions.
299
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And this is not Milli Vanilli. We are live!
[Laughs]
300
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So check it out.
So check it out.
301
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♪♪ [Rapping]
302
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[Laughs]
New York, make some noise in the house!
303
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- [Cheers]
- ♪♪ [Scatting]
304
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♪♪ [Resumes Rapping]
305
00:22:44,492 --> 00:22:47,052
- [Laughs, Stops Rapping]
- ♪♪ [Drumbeat Continues]
306
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'Nuff respect.
'Nuff respect.
307
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This is Boogie Down Productions.
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