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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,224 --> 00:00:05,988 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:06,994 --> 00:00:09,189 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,263 --> 00:00:11,823 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,899 --> 00:00:15,130 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:15,202 --> 00:00:19,195 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:21,468 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 7 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:24,010 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 8 00:00:24,078 --> 00:00:27,639 - ♪ Take it from me it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 9 00:00:27,715 --> 00:00:30,809 ♪ And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 10 00:00:30,885 --> 00:00:33,012 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 11 00:00:33,087 --> 00:00:35,885 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 12 00:00:35,957 --> 00:00:39,051 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 13 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,117 ♪ In living color♪ 14 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,430 ♪ In living color♪ 15 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:47,160 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:47,234 --> 00:00:52,399 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:52,473 --> 00:00:54,668 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 18 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:57,176 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 19 00:00:57,244 --> 00:00:59,178 ♪ Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody ♪ 20 00:00:59,246 --> 00:01:02,977 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:05,348 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 22 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,580 ♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪ 23 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:12,653 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 24 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:15,560 ♪ In living color♪ 25 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:17,564 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 26 00:01:17,632 --> 00:01:19,566 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 27 00:01:19,634 --> 00:01:21,568 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 28 00:01:21,636 --> 00:01:24,799 - ♪ Take it from me it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:24,872 --> 00:01:30,640 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪♪ 30 00:01:30,711 --> 00:01:32,906 [Audience Applauding] 31 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,746 I tell ya, these are the best damn applications I've ever seen. 32 00:01:42,823 --> 00:01:46,315 These two are gonna fit right in here at the Dixie Hills Country Club. 33 00:01:46,394 --> 00:01:49,659 Look at this... Harvard graduates, champion skiers... 34 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:52,790 members of the Glee Club. 35 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:56,564 - [Dogs Growling] - Show them in. Let's get these formalities over with. 36 00:02:04,111 --> 00:02:08,172 Excuse me. Uh, the kitchen entrance is for the caddies. 37 00:02:08,249 --> 00:02:10,513 Well, thanks, but we drive a Volvo. 38 00:02:10,584 --> 00:02:13,212 And frankly, we'd rather keep it in the parking lot. Wouldn't you say, Tom? 39 00:02:13,287 --> 00:02:17,883 - That's right. You don't want the you-know-who's to get it. - That's right. 40 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:23,691 - Who are you? - We're Tom and Tom, the Brothers brothers. 41 00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:27,359 That's right. We hope we're not late. It's just that, uh... 42 00:02:27,435 --> 00:02:30,529 that initiation you put us through was pretty tricky. 43 00:02:30,604 --> 00:02:33,471 Those were the friendliest dogs I've ever seen in my life. 44 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:35,907 - That was very clever of you. - That's right. 45 00:02:35,976 --> 00:02:38,536 And the guy with the billy club, hey, he must be a method actor. 46 00:02:38,612 --> 00:02:41,547 I've got some knots on my noodle, there. 47 00:02:41,615 --> 00:02:44,175 - You might want to feed those dogs, though. - That's right. 48 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:47,948 Ah, but they had the friendliest little smiles, all those teeth. 49 00:02:48,022 --> 00:02:50,115 I haven't seen anything like that in a long time. 50 00:02:50,191 --> 00:02:52,853 I thought Gary Coleman was on my arm. 51 00:02:55,696 --> 00:02:57,664 I think we're ready for the last step though. 52 00:02:57,732 --> 00:02:59,825 We were practicing that handshake. Let's show 'em, Tom. 53 00:03:01,335 --> 00:03:04,668 - Whistle! Whistle! Whistle! Whistle! Whistle! - [Whistling] 54 00:03:04,739 --> 00:03:08,766 That's very inspiring, gentlemen, but I don't think you fit in here. I really don't. 55 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:13,212 I mean, we're all Republicans, and you're probablyJesse supporters. 56 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,272 You bet your last graham cracker and, uh, Velveeta cheese. 57 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:19,410 That's right. I mean, Jesse Helms is a great man. 58 00:03:19,487 --> 00:03:22,183 Any Republican worth his weight in Krugerrands would know that. 59 00:03:22,256 --> 00:03:24,190 That's right. He's done a lot for the tobacco industry. 60 00:03:24,258 --> 00:03:27,193 Why, if it wasn't forJesse, there'd be no cigarettes. 61 00:03:27,261 --> 00:03:30,389 That's right. I mean, what would you do after sex... smoke a ham? 62 00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:33,661 [Both Laughing] 63 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:36,294 Smoked ham. 64 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:39,464 I was talking aboutJesseJackson. 65 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:42,134 Who? 66 00:03:42,209 --> 00:03:46,771 - JesseJackson? - Is he the one between Michael and Tito? 67 00:03:46,847 --> 00:03:51,045 - Yeah. He plays the bongos, doesn't he? - The one that kept the nose. 68 00:03:51,118 --> 00:03:55,953 Look, do I have to spell it out for you people? We don't want your kind around here. 69 00:03:56,023 --> 00:03:58,958 Oh, here we go again, Tom. 70 00:03:59,026 --> 00:04:02,393 Fargenoodle. Bull dookey. 71 00:04:02,463 --> 00:04:05,398 - That's right. Don't blow your stack, man. - No. Doodle noodles. 72 00:04:05,466 --> 00:04:08,094 Double doodle noodles. But don't blow your stack. 73 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:10,603 Well, l-I'm just sick and tired of this kind of prejudice. 74 00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:13,970 Listen here, pal. Just because we're entertainers doesn't make us snobs. 75 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:16,305 That's right. We're people. 76 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:18,902 We are the world. 77 00:04:18,979 --> 00:04:21,072 Kumbaya. 78 00:04:24,785 --> 00:04:27,276 That is not what we meant. 79 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,515 So you're entertainers. 80 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:33,356 Well, then, you might want to meet, uh, the club comedian. 81 00:04:33,427 --> 00:04:36,919 Tom and Tom, meet Billy Bob Baker. 82 00:04:36,997 --> 00:04:39,022 - Billy Bob Baker. - How you boys doin'? 83 00:04:39,099 --> 00:04:41,329 Billy Bob Baker. Billy Bob Baker. 84 00:04:41,402 --> 00:04:44,860 Say, hey, I've got a real corker for y'all. 85 00:04:44,939 --> 00:04:48,932 What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? 86 00:04:49,009 --> 00:04:52,501 - A defendant! - Well, how'd you know that joke? 87 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:55,981 Know it? We wrote it. We use it in our nightclub act. 88 00:04:56,050 --> 00:05:00,384 Sure. Hey, I got one for you. Why's all the aspirin white? 89 00:05:00,454 --> 00:05:04,447 Because you want it to work for you, don't you? 90 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:10,954 I got one! I got one! I got one! I got one! I got one! 91 00:05:14,568 --> 00:05:17,036 How do you babysit a little black kid? 92 00:05:17,104 --> 00:05:19,038 Velcro on the ceiling! 93 00:05:19,106 --> 00:05:22,234 - Oh, darn! He knew it! - They're fans of ours. 94 00:05:22,309 --> 00:05:24,675 You know, Otis, I think we should elect them. 95 00:05:24,745 --> 00:05:29,011 - It may help us settle that discrimination suit. - Hmm. 96 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:32,109 Alrighty, then. Congratulations. 97 00:05:32,186 --> 00:05:34,347 You're the new Dixie Hill Country Club Toms! 98 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,514 Ooh! 99 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:40,151 Oh, thank you. Oh, gosh. I'm speechless. 100 00:05:40,227 --> 00:05:42,252 This is... This is the happiest day of my life. 101 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:46,698 L-I haven't been this honored since I won the Bryant Gumbel look-alike contest. 102 00:05:50,537 --> 00:05:53,438 And I won the Byron Allen look-alike contest. 103 00:05:56,176 --> 00:05:59,111 Oh, gosh. I tell you what. How about we sing about it, Tom? 104 00:05:59,179 --> 00:06:01,977 - Yeah, let's do that. - Howard? 105 00:06:02,049 --> 00:06:04,244 - Howard? - Coming right up, sir. 106 00:06:07,254 --> 00:06:09,518 - Say. - Is that Uncle Ben? 107 00:06:17,097 --> 00:06:19,088 Hit it. 108 00:06:20,768 --> 00:06:24,534 ♪ If you need a token then just count on us ♪ 109 00:06:24,605 --> 00:06:28,439 ♪ We'll fulfill your quota We won't make a fuss ♪ 110 00:06:28,509 --> 00:06:32,445 ♪ Although our skin is dark it's no problem, you see ♪ 111 00:06:32,513 --> 00:06:37,541 ♪ Your golf balls and ours are both white as can be ♪♪ 112 00:06:47,795 --> 00:06:50,389 Hello, I'm Oprah Winfrey. 113 00:06:50,464 --> 00:06:53,524 And for those of you who still don't get it... 114 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,694 I'm gonna show you one more time. 115 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:59,261 This is your brain. 116 00:07:02,476 --> 00:07:04,910 This is your brain on drugs. 117 00:07:08,916 --> 00:07:11,350 This is your brain on alcohol. 118 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:20,788 This is your brain on hard roll with bacon and tomato. 119 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:25,321 Any questions? 120 00:07:28,936 --> 00:07:31,803 Pathetic. 121 00:07:31,872 --> 00:07:34,136 Just pathetic. 122 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:38,907 They don't have enough words to describe how bad you guys were yesterday. 123 00:07:38,979 --> 00:07:43,348 To say that you blow chunks would be an understatement. 124 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,476 Roll the film. 125 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:51,888 So far so good, Cooper, but here's where you lose it. 126 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:56,323 What the hell was that? 127 00:07:56,397 --> 00:07:58,558 It was a touchdown dance, Coach. 128 00:07:58,632 --> 00:08:03,296 You call that a touchdown dance? I call that a hootenanny! 129 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:06,498 [All Laughing] 130 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:12,307 Shut up.! The rest of you werejust as ridiculous.! Watch this. 131 00:08:19,019 --> 00:08:23,217 Shut it off. Pathetic! 132 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:28,057 We're 10-0, and we're still the laughingstock of the entire league. 133 00:08:28,128 --> 00:08:30,653 You need help, people! 134 00:08:30,731 --> 00:08:34,690 So today we're gonna be working with Guy Stemple from the city ballet. 135 00:08:34,768 --> 00:08:37,430 Guy, they're all yours. 136 00:08:37,504 --> 00:08:39,870 Thanks a lot, coach. 137 00:08:42,109 --> 00:08:44,873 Much too wet. 138 00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:47,539 What's with this guy, Coach? I think he's a... 139 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:51,277 Choreographer, Peterson. A choreographer. 140 00:08:51,351 --> 00:08:53,649 He knows exactly what I am! 141 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,780 Now listen up, maggots! 142 00:08:56,857 --> 00:09:01,885 For the next week, I am your mother, your father, your sister and your brother. 143 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:07,398 I am your worst nightmare, misters! 144 00:09:07,468 --> 00:09:09,834 Now let's go. Come on. Up on your feet, everyone.! Come on.! 145 00:09:09,903 --> 00:09:12,895 [Blows] 146 00:09:12,973 --> 00:09:18,377 All right, let's go now! It's one, two, three, four and one, two, three, four. 147 00:09:18,445 --> 00:09:22,211 And kick ball right. There you go. Now sashay to the left. Come on. 148 00:09:28,755 --> 00:09:31,656 - [Blows] - [Panting] 149 00:09:31,725 --> 00:09:33,886 Swim! Swim! Come on! Come on, swim! 150 00:09:33,961 --> 00:09:36,088 - You can do it! Come on! - [Sobbing] 151 00:09:36,163 --> 00:09:39,894 - I can't do it! - You can do this! 152 00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:42,765 All right, now come on. Let's glaze the doughnut. Glaze. And glaze. 153 00:09:42,836 --> 00:09:45,566 And glaze. And glaze. All right, sprinkle on those jimmies. 154 00:09:45,639 --> 00:09:47,698 Come on. Sprinkle thosejimmies on. 155 00:09:47,774 --> 00:09:49,901 [Chuckles] 156 00:09:49,977 --> 00:09:52,878 What are you guys doin'... [Sighs] 157 00:09:52,946 --> 00:09:56,814 Look, if you guys don't want it, then I don't, all right? 158 00:09:56,884 --> 00:10:00,877 It's just that I promised myself that... that I wouldn't... 159 00:10:00,954 --> 00:10:02,922 [Sighs] Just forget it, all right? 160 00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:05,117 I am out of here! 161 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:12,632 - Can we try it again? - What? 162 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:17,068 I said, uh, can we try it again? 163 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:21,506 [Sighs] All right, now look. What I need you guys to do... 164 00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:27,407 [Guy] Now let's sell the sizzle as well as the steak.! 165 00:10:27,481 --> 00:10:31,315 Come on, guys. The guy up in seat triple "Z"paid for a ticket. 166 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:34,218 Let's give him a show.! 167 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:37,883 Fellas, if we do this on Sunday... 168 00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:43,525 we are really gonna be something. 169 00:10:43,597 --> 00:10:47,533 [Cheering] 170 00:10:52,472 --> 00:10:55,134 [Man On P.A.] Peterson's open.! He makes the catch.! 171 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:59,908 He's on the 15, the 10, the five.! Touchdown.! 172 00:11:01,949 --> 00:11:05,544 All right! Whoo-hoo! You sweet baby! 173 00:11:05,619 --> 00:11:08,144 I knew you loved us! I knew it! 174 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:15,060 ♪♪ [Disco] 175 00:11:21,902 --> 00:11:24,063 ♪♪ [Man Singing] 176 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:55,758 ♪♪ [Continues] 177 00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:00,931 ♪♪ [Ends] 178 00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:10,683 [Cheering] 179 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,792 [Man] We never won another game... 180 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:25,321 but Guy's memory is a flame that will sizzle in our hearts... 181 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:27,890 [Sniffles] forever. 182 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:39,643 Now, Lil Magic, forget what that director said... 183 00:12:39,713 --> 00:12:42,238 'cause tonight you got to get on the good foot, baby... 184 00:12:42,316 --> 00:12:45,217 'cause there's a big talent agent sittin' right out there in the audience... 185 00:12:45,285 --> 00:12:47,253 - and this is our big chance. - Don't worry, Mama. 186 00:12:47,321 --> 00:12:50,154 This time I'm gonna get discovered and I'm gonna make lots of money... 187 00:12:50,223 --> 00:12:52,555 - and I'm gonna get our lights turned back on... - Uh, Lil Magic. 188 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:55,493 - And I'm gonna buy some new lard to fry the chicken in... - Uh, Lil Magic. 189 00:12:55,562 --> 00:12:58,963 - And I'll pay to get the other half of your weave done... - Oh, hush up! 190 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:02,931 - Sorry, Mama. - Oh, that's okay, baby. 191 00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:05,699 Just follow Mama's cue, hear? I'm gonna be right in the front row. 192 00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:07,763 - Okay, Mama. - Stand up straight. 193 00:13:09,676 --> 00:13:12,201 Move! 194 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,281 I'm so glad you could make it, Mr. Conrad. 195 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:19,649 Well, it's my job to find talent and I've heard your son has a lot of it. 196 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,315 Oh, that little Chicken McNugget couldn't act his way out a paper bag! 197 00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:27,827 Everybody know my Lil Magic is the one that got the real talent. 198 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,885 Start the show! 199 00:13:32,566 --> 00:13:35,433 [Whistling] 200 00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:41,171 The Fulton County Community Project proudly presents... 201 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:44,142 Please, Mama, Don't Eat the Government Cheese. 202 00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:51,341 What? Laid off again? 203 00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:54,581 Woman, don't start with me! 204 00:13:54,654 --> 00:13:59,284 But that's the sixth time this month! What are we supposed to eat? 205 00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:01,327 Come on, baby, now don't worry. 206 00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:04,091 This is America... land of milk and honey. 207 00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:06,564 We can always eat that government cheese. 208 00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:09,761 Oh, that's right! I forgot about that government cheese! 209 00:14:09,836 --> 00:14:13,169 What? Again? But this is the fifth time in a row. 210 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,108 Please, Mama. Don't eat the government cheese. 211 00:14:17,177 --> 00:14:22,240 - [Screams] - Hi! I'm the government cheese! 212 00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:26,479 - Who's that? - That's my Lil Magic, only the most "talentedest"... 213 00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:30,387 "brilliantedest," cheesiest little lady in the whole wide universe, that's who. 214 00:14:30,457 --> 00:14:33,517 And Miss Smile Bright 1987! See! 215 00:14:33,593 --> 00:14:36,084 He came here to see my little boy. 216 00:14:36,163 --> 00:14:38,222 Oh. This is his big solo. 217 00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:43,893 ♪ It might look like Velveeta ♪ 218 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,598 ♪ But please, Mom... ♪♪ 219 00:14:46,673 --> 00:14:48,766 ♪ And I am telling you ♪ 220 00:14:48,842 --> 00:14:51,333 [Both Singing] 221 00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:54,107 - Yeah! - ♪ You're the best man I'll ever know ♪ 222 00:14:54,181 --> 00:14:56,513 - Do it like I told you, baby! - [Lil Magic Singing] 223 00:14:56,583 --> 00:15:00,246 - ♪♪ [Ends] - Oh, you ain't leavin' yet. She's just gettin' started. 224 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,187 Yo, Magic! Do your MichaelJackson, baby! Do your MichaelJackson! 225 00:15:03,256 --> 00:15:05,554 ♪♪ [Pop] 226 00:15:08,795 --> 00:15:11,923 All right now, baby. Pick up the Frigidaire, honey. 227 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,228 Pick up the Frigidaire, baby. There you go. 228 00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:19,000 Now do your Moonwalk.! Do your Moonwalk, Lil Magic. There you go. 229 00:15:19,072 --> 00:15:21,700 Do the somersault! Somersault, honey! The somersault! 230 00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:25,233 There you go! [Laughing] 231 00:15:25,312 --> 00:15:28,338 Now saw yourself in half. Lil Magic, saw yourself in half. 232 00:15:28,415 --> 00:15:31,179 You can't.! No, no, no, baby.! Baby, baby, you can't do that.! 233 00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:35,847 - Now I ask, you ever seen something so wonderful? - [Gasping] 234 00:15:35,922 --> 00:15:39,915 I've never seen anything like that in my life! 235 00:15:39,993 --> 00:15:42,325 - Thank you, Mama. - You were so wonderful. 236 00:15:42,395 --> 00:15:44,454 I got somebody here want to meet you! 237 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:50,293 - Mama, you think he liked me? - Oh, yeah. 238 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:53,828 - He was scared of you. - Oh, I knew it! I knew it! 239 00:15:53,907 --> 00:15:57,866 Now I'm gonna get my own TV show called The Lil Magic of Bel Air. 240 00:15:57,944 --> 00:16:00,913 - Uh, Lil Magic... - Uh-huh. And they're gonna fly me to Hollywood... 241 00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:03,347 on a big plane that says Lil Magic. 242 00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:07,284 - Uh, Lil Magic... - Then I'm gonna put my feet and hands in Grauman's Theater... 243 00:16:07,354 --> 00:16:10,881 - Oh, hush up! - Sorry, Mama. 244 00:16:10,957 --> 00:16:13,790 Oh, that's all right, baby. Now go and catch him before he get in his car. 245 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:18,024 - Now watch out for the first hurdle! - ♪♪ [Singing] 246 00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:25,366 ♪♪ [Man Singing] 247 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,708 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 248 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,292 ♪♪ [Continues] 249 00:16:58,138 --> 00:17:00,402 ♪♪ [Ends] 250 00:17:05,612 --> 00:17:08,706 All right, children. I want everybody to settle down... 251 00:17:08,782 --> 00:17:11,080 because with us today is Fire Marshall Bill. 252 00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:16,453 And he's gonna be teaching us about safety in the classroom, okay? Fire Marshall Bill! 253 00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:22,161 - Howdy, kids! - Howdy, Fire Marshall Bill! 254 00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:27,098 I know what you're thinking. We're all perfectly safe in this classroom, right? 255 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,101 - Right! - Wrong! 256 00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:32,900 Just about everything you see in here is a potential hazard. 257 00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:34,907 Let me show you something. 258 00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:40,607 Lets just say you're changin' the water in this here fish tank... 259 00:17:40,681 --> 00:17:44,777 and you accidentally fill it with gasoline, like so. 260 00:17:44,852 --> 00:17:47,821 Later that night the janitor comes in... 261 00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:51,119 there's a power outage, he lights himself a match and... 262 00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:55,621 Boom! He's cooking fish sticks! 263 00:17:58,866 --> 00:18:04,236 Now here's another all-too-common danger in the classroom... 264 00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:06,238 the movie projector. 265 00:18:06,306 --> 00:18:08,638 Sure looks like fun... 266 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:13,009 but it can be very, very deadly. 267 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:17,449 Now, let's just say you're the audio-visual helper for the day. 268 00:18:17,518 --> 00:18:22,546 You go to plug this baby in and you just happen soaking your bunions in a bucket of water. 269 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,649 [Yelling] 270 00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:27,751 [Explosion] 271 00:18:27,828 --> 00:18:30,820 Oh, my gosh! I hope he's okay! 272 00:18:30,898 --> 00:18:33,332 Never better. 273 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,336 Now let's talk about C.P.R. 274 00:18:37,404 --> 00:18:39,304 Drop and roll! Your hand's on fire! 275 00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:43,643 So it is. Well, then, drop and roll is a good idea. 276 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:47,202 But suppose you got a handful of thumbtacks... 277 00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:49,476 and you accidently roll over them like so? 278 00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:51,541 [Yelling] 279 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:59,422 Now the fire is out, but you look like Hellraiser. 280 00:19:00,694 --> 00:19:04,960 Say! You kids did a nifty job on this mural. 281 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,358 Shall we study its basic elements? 282 00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:11,131 You've got paper and you've got paint. 283 00:19:11,204 --> 00:19:13,297 A deadly combination! 284 00:19:13,373 --> 00:19:15,364 Let me show you something. 285 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:18,768 Let's just say, for the sake of argument... 286 00:19:18,845 --> 00:19:23,407 that the Earth is being occupied by strange crab-like creatures from another planet. 287 00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:28,045 One of them needs a light. You whip out your Zippo, you flick your wick. 288 00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:30,954 Somebody says, " Look! It's Yoko Ono on a moped!" 289 00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:34,118 And boom! You're off to the races! 290 00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:38,062 - Now how do we put this out? - Uh, smother it with a blanket? 291 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:41,191 You could do that, that's for sure. Anybody else? 292 00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:45,102 Um, you could ask the crab-like people for assistance? 293 00:19:46,239 --> 00:19:49,402 Get real, big kid! How about you, missy? 294 00:19:49,476 --> 00:19:54,675 - Get a fire extinguisher! - Excellent, Miss Tompkins, but let's give the kids a chance. 295 00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:58,047 No! The classroom is on fire! Kids, come on! 296 00:19:58,118 --> 00:20:02,179 So it is. Everybody remain calm! 297 00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:06,388 I am a Fire Marshall! 298 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,691 By the way, what's on the other side of this wall? 299 00:20:09,763 --> 00:20:12,027 [All] The chemistry lab! 300 00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:15,591 - Uh-oh! - [Explosion] 301 00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:20,567 [Sirens Blaring] 302 00:20:24,911 --> 00:20:29,075 It's okay, children. All the kids have been accounted for. 303 00:20:29,149 --> 00:20:32,414 - Our school, it's gone! - [Girl] Yeah. 304 00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:37,187 When will they ever learn? 305 00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:39,225 Oh, well. 306 00:20:39,292 --> 00:20:41,283 Who wants marshmallows? 307 00:20:41,361 --> 00:20:45,263 - Yeah! - We need sticks. 308 00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:49,860 Sticks? [Laughing] 309 00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:53,030 Not when you're with Fire Marshall Bill you don't. 310 00:20:53,106 --> 00:20:56,439 - Let me show you something. - [Whistle Blows] 311 00:21:04,818 --> 00:21:07,048 Thanks for hanging out with us tonight. 312 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,179 We got... We got a special treat for you. 313 00:21:09,256 --> 00:21:13,625 Our guests come all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, on the Motown recording label. 314 00:21:13,694 --> 00:21:16,595 Uh, in the '70s, there was theJacksons... 315 00:21:16,663 --> 00:21:19,894 then came New Edition, then came The Boys. 316 00:21:19,966 --> 00:21:22,093 So tell 'em who we got here tonight. 317 00:21:22,169 --> 00:21:24,865 - Another Bad Creation. - Another Bad Creation. 318 00:21:27,674 --> 00:21:33,203 Yo, 1991. A.B. C... Another Bad Creation. 319 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:37,944 Kickin' it on In Living Color. So stamp it, you suckers! 320 00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:39,849 This is for all you ladies. 321 00:21:42,556 --> 00:21:44,547 ♪♪ [Singing] 322 00:22:00,907 --> 00:22:03,034 - Yeah! - Say yeah! 323 00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:06,102 - Yeah! - Somebody scream! 324 00:22:06,179 --> 00:22:08,272 ♪♪ [Continues] 325 00:22:25,265 --> 00:22:26,960 Come on! 326 00:22:32,739 --> 00:22:35,902 ♪♪ [Continues] 327 00:22:40,847 --> 00:22:43,145 ♪♪ [Continues] 328 00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:52,381 ♪♪ [Ends] 28000

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