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Hi, I'm Julie from the
In Living Color switchboard.
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- [Phone Ringing]
- I'm about to let you in on an incredible offer.
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we'll send along absolutely free...
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In Living Color's outtakes,
bloopers and blunders.
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Oh, my God!
Look what happened...
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by accident!
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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Operators are standing by.
SW1, kick it.
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ And how would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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- ♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody, everybodyeverybody, everybody ♪
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- ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ What's mine is yoursand what's yours is mine ♪
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♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doin living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doin living color♪♪
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[Audience Applauding, Cheering]
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[Man Narrating]First, Lou Ferrigno was The Incredible Hulk.
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Then Arnold Schwarzeneggerwas Conan.
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And now, world championfemale bodybuilder Vera De Milo...
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explodes upon the screen as...
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Veracosa,
Mistress of Destruction.
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Watch Vera's biceps bulge...
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as she summonsthe spirit Dianabol.
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[Grunting]
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Watch her belly bulgeas she lets loose the wind of the gods.
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[Exhales]
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You'll marvel at allof Vera's incredible bulges.
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Yaah! Whoa!
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What's a girl to do?
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Yaah! Whoo!
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Yaah!
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Thanks
for hangin' around.
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Hey. No fair.
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Ow!
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[Whip Cracks]
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[Growling]
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[Growls]
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Ah!
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At last we meet,
my dreaded Veracosa.
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I am Kee-Man
of the Hanna-Barberians.
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I am he that must
vanquish thee from thine.
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Therefore, I am, I must.
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I don't understand
a word you're saying.
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What kind of language
is that?
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It is the tongue
of my native land, Dyslexia.
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Now, say you'll be
my bride.
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And together we will rule
the Erudites.
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[Laughing]
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You are brave
as well as beautiful.
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That excites me.
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You shall never taste
my ambrosia, Kee-Man.
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- [All Groaning]
- For I am Veracosa...
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of British Caledonia,
keeper of Nautilus...
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and deceptor
of urinalysis.
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Very well.
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Then what
I cannot have...
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take it I shall.
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Yes. I shall unleash
the mammaries...
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- that kings and princes have died for.
- [Gasps]
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I can't believe
you just did that!
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I am so humiliated!
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Now you've asked for it.
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No! No, not
the poison pit.
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- Oh! Oh, no!
- Sleep well, Kee-Man.
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[Groaning]
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Let that be a lesson
to all those who practice evil.
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When you mess
with my breasts...
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you die like the rest!
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[Whinnying]
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[All Chanting]
Vera! Vera! Vera! Vera!
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[Narrator]
Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction...
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coming soonto a theater near you.
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[Chanting Continues]
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[Man Narrating] They drove you crazywith their top-500 hit "We Tight."
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They revolutionized dinner theaterwith their show...
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Please Don't Chew
With Your Mouth Open.
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And now, Cephus and Reesiesing all your holiday favorites...
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including their 24-minuteversion of"Deck the Halls."
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♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of ♪
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♪ Ho-o-o-llee-ee-ee ♪
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Now, hold it
right there, Reesie!
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- What are we deckin'?
- I'm deckin' the...
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♪ Ho-oo-oo-oo-oo ♪
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♪♪ [Exaggerated
Vocalizing]
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♪ Not the kitchen
Whoo ♪
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[Narrator] You'll get their49-minute version of"Silent Night."
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Shh! Shh!
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♪ Silent night ♪
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Now, hold it Reesie.
What kind of night you say that was?
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Shh! Shh! I said it was
a silent night.
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Oh, Reesie, I'm talkin' too much.
Better hush up.
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Shh! See no evil, hear no evil.
Silent night.
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Put a sock in it!
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♪♪ [Exaggerated Vocalizing]
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Now, wait a minute, Reesie.
I'm confused.
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Was the night silent
or was it holy?
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It was silent
and holy, Cephus!
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- Oh, you mean holy, holy.
- You crazy.
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- Like a sock!
- ♪♪ [Exaggerated Vocalizing]
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[Narrator]And best of all, if you act now...
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you can receive this eight-C.D.Collector's edition...
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of the "Twelve Daysof Christmas. "
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♪ On the ninth day
of Christmas ♪
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♪ My true love
sent to me ♪
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♪ Nine chickens leapin' ♪
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- ♪ Eight black-eyed peas ♪
- ♪ Seven candied yams ♪
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- ♪ Six corn bread muffins ♪
- ♪ Five pounds of grits ♪
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- That's right.
- ♪ Four neck bones ♪
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♪ Three ham hocks
Two cans of Spam ♪
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♪ And some chitlins
and some pig's feet ♪♪
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[Stammering]
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♪ Nine chickens leapin'
Eight black-eyed peas ♪
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♪ Seven candied yams
Six corn bread muffins ♪
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♪ Five pounds of grits ♪
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- ♪ Five ♪
- S-Seven...
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♪ Nine chickens leapin'
Eight black-eyed peas ♪♪
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[Narrator] It's a holiday albumyou'll enjoy for years to come...
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and you'll only have toplay it once.
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Send $ 19.99 today to...
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♪♪ [Singing Continues]
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♪♪ [Dance]
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Now, this is a replica of the habitatofbirds from the Brazilian rain forest.
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Now, can anyone tell me
why these birds are endangered?
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Edna? Edna?
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Oh. Yes.
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I believe I can tell you,
Mrs. Keegan.
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These birds are endangered
because when they fly south...
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sometimes they go too far, going past
the South Pole up to the North Pole...
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and get hit by Santa's sled.
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That's enough, young lady.
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If I hear one more of your outrageous
stories, I'm gonna have to call your mother.
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- Whatever you say, bubble butt.
- What did you say?
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I said, " Gosh, I can't wait
to see King Tut!"
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Good, because that's
where we're going next.
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But before we go,
does anybody know the correct answer?
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Yes, Parnell.
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Those fowl are being threatened because
the tropical rain forests are being cut down...
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at the alarming rate
of 7,000 acres a day.
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- Duh!
- Very good, Parnell.
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All right, class. Now, let's move on
to the next exhibit, all right?
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Follow me.
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Parnell!
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Look at this, Parnell.
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It's just like that movie,
The Birds. Ah! Oh!
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Save me, Parnell! Please!
They'll poke my eyes out! [Screaming]
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Nice try, Count Barfula.
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But those birds have been dead and stuffed
for about nine billion years!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, for your information, Parnell...
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I happen to be able to talk to
the animals, just like Dr. Dolittle.
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Look.
[Gibberish]
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That's mature.
Not!
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Parnell, I've got a great idea.
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You be Tarzan, and I'll beJane,
beautiful princess of the jungle.
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I don't wish to be caught
in your tender trap.
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Besides, you look more like
"Cheeta-bo-beet-a, I smell your stinky feet-a."
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Oh, good one, I'm sure.
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Hey, guess what, Parnell.
I'm your cousin, the industrious beaver.
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- [Chewing Noises]
- Shut up.
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Timber!
[Screams]
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Maximum put-down!
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Way to go! That display has brought joy
to the hearts of millions.
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Now we gotta fix it,
Vomitola Khomeini!
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♪ I see your hiney
Out front and shiny ♪
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♪ Better hide it
before I bite it ♪
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Hey, what's down here?
[Screams]
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Knock it off,
Puke-asaurus Rex.
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- If that's your idea...
- If that's your idea...
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- You're never gonna...
- You're never gonna...
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- You're not bu...
- You're not bu...
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[Mrs. Keegan]Edna Louise, Parnell.!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Oh, thank goodness
you've arrived.
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Mrs. Keegan,
it was terrible.
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All the birds from... from
Desert Land came over...
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with all the birds
from Rain Forest Town...
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and they were crashing and banging,
having a big battle...
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Stop it! Stop it right now, Edna Louise.
That is the absolute last straw.
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I'm going to call your mother
and have you suspended, young lady.
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Oh, Mrs. Keegan, please don't call
my mother. Don't do it.
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I'll do my homework.
I'll do everybody's homework.
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Oh, Mrs. Keegan,
can't we just settle this like adults?
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No, we can't.
That's enough from you.
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- Mrs. Keegan?
- Yes, Parnell.
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It was all my fault.
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I became so fascinatedby the foliage...
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that I had to get a closer look,
and I accidentally knocked it over.
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Edna was... just trying
to help me clean it up.
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All right, Edna.
I won't call your mother this time.
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But both you and Parnell...
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are gonna spend the rest
of the afternoon on the bus.
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Now, clean up his mess.
I'm gonna go join the other children.
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Okay.
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Parnell, Parnell...
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does that mean
you love me or what?
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Try again, Crapalonia!
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It was just a matter
of my own protection.
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If you get kicked out, you'll probably have
to find a job in the fast-food industry...
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and you'll have bad acne,
and when I order my fries...
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I'll have to look at your
pimply, pus-y head.
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It just not worth it,
"Edna-Pedna, go drop dead-na."
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That spells love
to me, man!
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Parnell is in love with me!
I just knew it!
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[Squeals]
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♪♪ [Dance]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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There he is. Come on.Let's go see Santa Claus.!
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[All Cheering]
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[All Chanting]
Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa!
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Santa! Santa! Sa...
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Santa don't live here anymore.
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It's Homey Claus.
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How come you don't
got w-w-white hair and a white beard?
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00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,342
Oh, surround my face
with white...
240
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:46,046
so I can look some sort
of damn North Pole negative.
241
00:14:46,121 --> 00:14:48,681
I don't think so.
242
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,691
Homey don't play that.
243
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:56,356
Hey. Can we sit on your lap and tell you
what we want for Christmas?
244
00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:58,626
[All]Yeah.!
245
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,827
Oh, so let I
get this straight.
246
00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:04,065
You want me to lower myself
so that you can assume...
247
00:15:04,139 --> 00:15:07,836
a superior position
and then demand tribute.
248
00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:10,377
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
249
00:15:10,445 --> 00:15:12,845
I don't think so.
250
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:15,109
Homey don't play that.
251
00:15:16,752 --> 00:15:18,686
I tell you what.
252
00:15:18,754 --> 00:15:20,949
You can sit on this.
253
00:15:26,461 --> 00:15:29,794
You can have your knee,
and I can keep my dignity.
254
00:15:29,865 --> 00:15:33,323
But, Homey,
w-w-what's dignity?
255
00:15:33,402 --> 00:15:35,836
Here, let me show you.
256
00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:43,810
- See how you feel right now?
- Yeah.
257
00:15:43,879 --> 00:15:47,440
Well, dignity is
the opposite of that.
258
00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:52,819
Now then, little girl...
259
00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:55,880
what do you want
from Homey Claus?
260
00:15:55,957 --> 00:16:00,053
Uh, a Malibu Barbie
with her own condo!
261
00:16:01,463 --> 00:16:03,795
- A Malibu Barbie?
- Yeah!
262
00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:06,663
Well, I ain't got
no Malibu Barbie.
263
00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:09,533
I got Compton Carlotta.
264
00:16:13,308 --> 00:16:17,404
And this is her Section 8
housing in foreclosure.
265
00:16:19,214 --> 00:16:21,307
Hey, this is a milk carton...
266
00:16:21,383 --> 00:16:24,580
and this is a turkey baster
with an Afro!
267
00:16:25,754 --> 00:16:27,722
- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you.
268
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:38,757
- I want...
- I don't care what you want, cave boy.
269
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,935
This is what you get.
270
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:45,871
It's Sticko,
the world's greatest toy.
271
00:16:45,941 --> 00:16:49,502
- It's a stick.
- I know, but it ain't just an ordinary stick.
272
00:16:49,578 --> 00:16:53,173
You could be a baseball player, like...
What's that big, fat white boy's name?
273
00:16:53,248 --> 00:16:55,182
Babe Ruth.
274
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,218
I don't want to be
a baseball player.
275
00:16:57,285 --> 00:17:00,220
Well, then you can play the flute,
be the Pied Piper of Hammer time.
276
00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:02,153
- ♪♪ [Flute Sounds]
- I don't want to be a flute player.
277
00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:04,249
Then here. Why don't you
just go lead the parade?
278
00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:07,489
- I don't want to lead...
- I said, lead the damn parade!
279
00:17:10,432 --> 00:17:13,333
Big kid,
come sit down.
280
00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,528
Hi, Homey!
281
00:17:15,604 --> 00:17:19,096
You scream in my ear again, big kid,
it's gonna be me and you.
282
00:17:19,174 --> 00:17:22,769
- Sorry, Homey.
- Now, what can Homey Claus get for you?
283
00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:26,541
Okay. Homey, I would like
a refracting telescope...
284
00:17:26,615 --> 00:17:32,076
model 897560-392504.
285
00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:36,318
You know, something I can look at all
the constellations and the stars with.
286
00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:39,326
Oh, so you're not just a big, dumb kid,
you're a brainy kid.
287
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:42,955
- Yeah, Homey.
- Homey's got just the thing for you.
288
00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:45,022
Here you go.
289
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:49,733
But, Homey, this isn't
no refracting telescope.
290
00:17:49,805 --> 00:17:51,966
It's better than that.
It's an observatory.
291
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,702
Go ahead. Why don't you
put it on your head.
292
00:18:07,856 --> 00:18:10,552
Didn't you see
all the wonderful stars?
293
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:13,627
Yeah.
294
00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:19,793
Excuse me, children. I got to bring some
Christmas joy into this young man's heart.
295
00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:23,395
- ♪♪ [Whistling]
- Hey!
296
00:18:23,471 --> 00:18:25,496
I saw you take that toy.
297
00:18:25,574 --> 00:18:28,771
Now, if you need a toy and can't afford one,
Homey Claus will give you one.
298
00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:32,336
I got money.
I stole it so I can be in a gang.
299
00:18:32,414 --> 00:18:36,043
It's part
of my initiation.
300
00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:38,745
- What?
- My initiation.
301
00:18:40,822 --> 00:18:43,154
He's a ignorant
little fool.
302
00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:48,621
So you want to be in a gang, huh?
Make you feel like a big man, huh?
303
00:18:48,697 --> 00:18:52,360
- Yeah.
- Since you're a big man, Homey's
got something special for you.
304
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:54,368
- Yes, look in the bag.
- Let me see.
305
00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:56,904
- I don't see nothin'.
- You gotta look closer.
306
00:18:56,972 --> 00:18:59,907
- Now what do you see?
- Hey! Get... Nothing!
307
00:18:59,975 --> 00:19:03,775
That's the same thing your dumb ass
get out of a gang... nothing.
308
00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:09,340
Can I go now?
309
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:13,513
Well, I guess since it's Christmas, I should
let you off with just a warning, huh?
310
00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:16,182
I don't think so.
311
00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:18,192
Homey don't play that.
312
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:25,122
All right, little childrens, gather around.
My belt is fallin'.
313
00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:31,831
- That means it's time to sing Christmas carols.
- [All] Yeah!
314
00:19:31,907 --> 00:19:34,535
All right.
Repeat after me.
315
00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:36,839
♪ Silent night ♪
316
00:19:36,912 --> 00:19:39,107
- ♪ Silent night ♪
- ♪ Silent night ♪
317
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,546
♪ Homey's night ♪
318
00:19:41,616 --> 00:19:43,777
- ♪ Homey's night ♪
- ♪ Homey's night ♪
319
00:19:43,852 --> 00:19:46,047
♪ All was calm ♪
320
00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:48,749
- ♪ All was calm ♪
- ♪ All was calm ♪
321
00:19:48,823 --> 00:19:50,450
♪ All was bright ♪
322
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,390
Bright like the light that
the cop shined in my damn face.
323
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:55,327
He knew I didn't do nothin'. Threw me on
the floor and put that damn thing in...
324
00:19:55,397 --> 00:19:57,558
Started beatin' me like I was a fool.
I didn't do it.
325
00:19:57,632 --> 00:20:00,066
He knew I didn't do it!
He knew it! And y'all ain't singing.
326
00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:02,968
[All Reciting, Indistinct]
327
00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:10,202
[Continues]
328
00:20:13,682 --> 00:20:18,346
That was beautiful.
You almost made Homey misty-eyed.
329
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:21,014
I said "almost."
Now, y'all go on, get out of here.
330
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,489
Bye, Homey!
331
00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:28,359
Hey, Homey!
Homey!
332
00:20:29,831 --> 00:20:31,958
Merry Christmas.
333
00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:38,236
What, you trying to have
a special moment with me?
334
00:20:38,306 --> 00:20:41,571
You want Homey to reveal a tender side,
show he wasn't completely hardened...
335
00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:43,668
by the Man's
prison system?
336
00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:45,679
Yeah.
337
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,448
I don't think so.
338
00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:53,646
Homey don't play that,
not even on Christmas.
339
00:20:53,722 --> 00:20:55,747
Now, get the hell
out of here.
340
00:20:57,492 --> 00:20:59,221
Hey kid.
341
00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:02,730
You ain't movin' fast enough.
I said get the hell out of here.
342
00:21:20,248 --> 00:21:21,449
All right.
343
00:21:21,449 --> 00:21:22,245
All right.
344
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:28,018
Thank you very much. Tonight
is a very special night for all of us here...
345
00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:31,183
because we're celebrating
finishing our 25th episode.
346
00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:33,784
So thanks to everybody
at home and here...
347
00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:35,796
who helped to make
the show a success.
348
00:21:35,864 --> 00:21:38,264
Now, let's get out of here.
See you next week.
349
00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:43,736
♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
350
00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:45,932
♪ In living color♪
351
00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:48,601
♪ In living color♪
352
00:21:48,676 --> 00:21:52,077
♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
353
00:21:52,147 --> 00:21:55,275
♪ In living color♪
354
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:57,545
♪ In living color♪
355
00:22:03,525 --> 00:22:05,925
♪ In living color♪
356
00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:14,129
♪ In living color♪
357
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,966
♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
358
00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:21,372
- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
359
00:22:21,443 --> 00:22:25,140
♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
360
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:28,307
♪ In living color♪
361
00:22:28,383 --> 00:22:30,374
♪ In living color♪
362
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,613
♪ In living color♪
363
00:22:36,591 --> 00:22:39,253
♪ In living color♪
364
00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:46,767
♪ In living color♪
365
00:22:46,835 --> 00:22:50,066
♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
366
00:22:50,138 --> 00:22:54,700
- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
367
00:22:54,776 --> 00:22:58,234
♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
368
00:22:58,313 --> 00:23:03,012
- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪♪
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