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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,224 --> 00:00:05,988 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:06,994 --> 00:00:09,189 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,263 --> 00:00:11,823 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,899 --> 00:00:15,130 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:15,202 --> 00:00:19,195 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:21,468 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 7 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:24,010 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 8 00:00:24,078 --> 00:00:27,639 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 9 00:00:27,715 --> 00:00:30,809 ♪ And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 10 00:00:30,885 --> 00:00:33,012 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 11 00:00:33,087 --> 00:00:35,885 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 12 00:00:35,957 --> 00:00:39,051 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 13 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,117 ♪ In living color♪ 14 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,430 ♪ In living color♪ 15 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:47,160 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:47,234 --> 00:00:52,399 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:52,473 --> 00:00:54,668 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 18 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:57,176 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 19 00:00:57,244 --> 00:00:59,178 ♪ Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody ♪ 20 00:00:59,246 --> 00:01:02,977 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:05,348 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 22 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,580 ♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪ 23 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:14,155 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪ 24 00:01:15,596 --> 00:01:17,621 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 25 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:19,632 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 26 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,725 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 27 00:01:21,802 --> 00:01:25,260 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 28 00:01:25,339 --> 00:01:30,470 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪♪ 29 00:01:30,544 --> 00:01:32,512 [Audience Applauding, Cheering] 30 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:34,741 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenen Ivory Wayans. 31 00:01:41,722 --> 00:01:43,883 Thank you. Thank you very much. 32 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:47,621 Well, once again, me and my crew come here to do our thing. 33 00:01:47,695 --> 00:01:50,596 Glad you could join us. Sit back. Have some fun. 34 00:01:50,665 --> 00:01:52,599 Shawn, set it off. 35 00:01:55,169 --> 00:02:00,266 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪ 36 00:02:01,842 --> 00:02:03,742 ♪ In living color♪♪ 37 00:02:12,286 --> 00:02:14,982 - All right, pal. - Wow. 38 00:02:15,056 --> 00:02:16,990 - Great place. - Food looks great too. 39 00:02:17,058 --> 00:02:18,992 Love the ambience. 40 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:23,053 Man, they always give this table to the brothers. 41 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:25,064 - Great. - How'd they know we were related? 42 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:30,066 Oh, well, you know, Tom. Everybody knows the Brothers Brothers. 43 00:02:30,137 --> 00:02:32,935 We're celebrities, gosh darn it. [Chuckles] 44 00:02:33,007 --> 00:02:36,670 I mean, why do you think they always put us in the back by the kitchen? 45 00:02:36,744 --> 00:02:38,678 - Oh. - So people won't mob us. 46 00:02:38,746 --> 00:02:40,714 - Oh, is that it? - Yeah. 47 00:02:41,949 --> 00:02:43,917 Wow. Those must be our dates. 48 00:02:43,984 --> 00:02:46,043 - Yes. - One of'em's a great looker. 49 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,216 I know, but look at the other one. Eww. 50 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:55,322 - Hi, I'm Theresa. - Hi, I'm Pam. 51 00:02:55,396 --> 00:02:57,330 - Hi. How are you? - Hi, Pam. 52 00:02:57,398 --> 00:02:59,866 - You must be the Toms. - Yeah, that we are. 53 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:01,868 - Toms. Have a seat. - Have a seat. 54 00:03:01,936 --> 00:03:03,927 - Oh, thanks. - Careful. 55 00:03:04,004 --> 00:03:05,995 - You okay? Watch your legs. - [Gasps] 56 00:03:11,712 --> 00:03:15,273 So, what do you gals do for a living? 57 00:03:15,349 --> 00:03:17,840 - Well, I'm a hand model. - No! 58 00:03:17,918 --> 00:03:19,852 - Yeah! - Oh, great. 59 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,911 I'm in my third year of medical school. 60 00:03:21,989 --> 00:03:24,924 When I graduate, I plan on opening a clinic in the inner city. 61 00:03:24,992 --> 00:03:27,790 [Together] Wow. A hand model. 62 00:03:27,862 --> 00:03:30,592 - Yeah. Look at this. - Wow. 63 00:03:30,664 --> 00:03:33,030 - Whoa-hoa! Boy. - How do you do that? 64 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:37,264 Well, it's pretty tricky, but I studied. 65 00:03:37,338 --> 00:03:40,034 - Look like an "A" student to me, wouldn't you say? - Thanks. 66 00:03:40,107 --> 00:03:43,565 - ♪♪ [Rock] - Hey. Wow! 67 00:03:43,644 --> 00:03:46,977 Tom! "California Girls," man, our favorite song! 68 00:03:47,047 --> 00:03:49,208 Hey, it's my favorite song too! 69 00:03:49,283 --> 00:03:51,217 - No. - Yes! 70 00:03:51,285 --> 00:03:53,515 Let's go out there and dance our boogie-woogie stuff... 71 00:03:53,587 --> 00:03:55,578 on the dance floor with the get-down baby! 72 00:03:55,656 --> 00:03:58,716 [Screams] 73 00:03:58,793 --> 00:04:02,354 - Watch yourself. Watch yourself. - Oh! How can I watch myself? 74 00:04:02,429 --> 00:04:05,057 I'll watch you for you. 75 00:04:05,132 --> 00:04:07,430 He's so much hipper than I am. 76 00:04:08,836 --> 00:04:11,202 Just look at him go. Go, Tom. 77 00:04:11,272 --> 00:04:13,297 Tom, go under. 78 00:04:15,409 --> 00:04:18,776 Look at those moves. Don't you just love this song? 79 00:04:18,846 --> 00:04:20,837 Huh, actually, I prefer rap. 80 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:24,043 I like the political statement it makes. 81 00:04:24,118 --> 00:04:28,384 Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you know, that, I think, is very important. 82 00:04:28,455 --> 00:04:31,083 - Yeah. - I mean, that's why I like "Don't Worry, Be Happy," 83 00:04:31,158 --> 00:04:34,855 - because it has a very powerful message. - Yeah. 84 00:04:34,929 --> 00:04:36,863 Well, I suppose. 85 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:39,729 - Oh, you're so... - Whoo! 86 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,701 - That was great. - Watch yourself. 87 00:04:42,770 --> 00:04:46,103 - Okay! [Giggling] - That was great, Tom. 88 00:04:46,173 --> 00:04:48,698 - Hey, Tom, you'll never guess, man. - What? 89 00:04:48,776 --> 00:04:51,677 - Marcia's her favorite Brady too! - Get outta here! 90 00:04:51,745 --> 00:04:55,875 Remember this one? "Oh, my nose!" 91 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:59,613 - "Marcia Bumps Her Nose," 1972! I remember that. - Yes! 92 00:04:59,687 --> 00:05:01,848 - I got one.! I got one.! - What? 93 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:05,153 ♪♪ [Singing] 94 00:05:14,835 --> 00:05:16,700 - I love Patty Duke! - Okay. Okay. Okay. 95 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:18,465 - How about this one? - All right. Go. 96 00:05:18,539 --> 00:05:22,805 ♪♪ [Singing] 97 00:05:33,354 --> 00:05:35,288 - Don't remember that? - Would you like to order? 98 00:05:35,356 --> 00:05:37,290 What's that? 99 00:05:37,358 --> 00:05:39,758 Oh, it's the theme from TheJeffersons. You don't remember that? 100 00:05:39,827 --> 00:05:42,261 - Thomas Jefferson had a series? - No. 101 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:44,320 No, it was about a successful black businessman... 102 00:05:44,398 --> 00:05:46,332 who moved to the East Side of New York. 103 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,335 - That's not gonna last long at all. - There goes the neighborhood. 104 00:05:52,072 --> 00:05:54,700 Hey, I've got a great idea. 105 00:05:54,775 --> 00:05:56,709 - What? - Let's all dance! 106 00:05:56,777 --> 00:05:58,836 Wow! You're just so smart! 107 00:05:58,913 --> 00:06:00,847 - Come on. - [Squealing] Wow! 108 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:05,579 - Race ya. - I know. Let's do the bunny hop. 109 00:06:05,653 --> 00:06:07,587 [Pam] I love the bunny hop.! 110 00:06:08,656 --> 00:06:10,590 Hey, sister, can I get you anything? 111 00:06:10,658 --> 00:06:14,219 Yeah, you can tell those two Toms something from me. 112 00:06:14,295 --> 00:06:16,229 [Whispering, Indistinct] 113 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:20,333 ♪ Bolly-lolly-lolly ♪♪ 114 00:06:20,401 --> 00:06:22,961 Oh! Hop! Hop! Hop! 115 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:25,164 - Bump! Let's do the bump! - Oh, okay. 116 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,805 - Bumping. - Oh, this is too much for me, Tom. 117 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:31,470 Oh, my goodness. 118 00:06:36,917 --> 00:06:40,751 - I feel dizzy. - You are such a great dancer. 119 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:43,119 Thanks. 120 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:45,624 - Hey, wait a minute. - [Together] What? 121 00:06:45,693 --> 00:06:48,423 - Where is Theresa? - Oh! 122 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,486 She left. And she said to tell you two Toms... 123 00:06:50,564 --> 00:06:53,362 you make Bryant Gumbel look like Flavor Flav. 124 00:06:55,369 --> 00:06:57,303 - Wow. - Who's Flavor Flav? 125 00:06:57,371 --> 00:07:01,102 I know the guy, and Bryant better get his teeth fixed, 'cause that's not attractive. 126 00:07:01,175 --> 00:07:03,200 I gotta tell ya. 127 00:07:03,277 --> 00:07:08,044 I wouldn't want to look like Flavor Flav, or be named after him. 128 00:07:08,115 --> 00:07:11,141 What's he gonna name his kid, Taste-o Taste-o? 129 00:07:16,290 --> 00:07:19,157 - You're so witty. - You make us feel so great. 130 00:07:19,226 --> 00:07:22,423 - Oh, gosh. - I don't even know how to say it in words. 131 00:07:22,496 --> 00:07:25,124 - Well, Tom, I got an idea. - What is it, Tom? 132 00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:28,760 - How about we say it in a song? - You're a smart Tom. 133 00:07:28,836 --> 00:07:31,100 - Hey, busboy, bring us our instruments. - Busboy. 134 00:07:31,171 --> 00:07:35,631 - Wow. Just like an Elvis movie. - Thanks, boy. 135 00:07:36,744 --> 00:07:40,145 ♪♪ [Folk] 136 00:07:40,214 --> 00:07:44,048 ♪ You dance with your thumbs up You wear saddle shoes ♪ 137 00:07:44,118 --> 00:07:47,713 ♪ You don't have opinions that challenge our views ♪ 138 00:07:47,788 --> 00:07:51,519 ♪ Your skin is so creamy Your eyes are so blue ♪ 139 00:07:51,592 --> 00:07:55,323 ♪ We're a match made in heaven 'cause we're just like you ♪ 140 00:07:55,396 --> 00:07:58,092 ♪ We're a match made in heaven ♪ 141 00:07:58,165 --> 00:08:03,228 ♪ 'Cause we're just like you ♪♪ 142 00:08:18,152 --> 00:08:20,620 [Man Narrating] Over 5,000 inmates are prisoners... 143 00:08:20,687 --> 00:08:23,554 not only of their cells, but of illiteracy. 144 00:08:23,624 --> 00:08:26,684 That's why Barbara Bush is tearing down those bars... 145 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,218 with her "Read in Jail"campaign. 146 00:08:30,297 --> 00:08:32,288 Here's Buddy. He just, uh, started your program. 147 00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:34,300 [Clearing Throat] 148 00:08:34,368 --> 00:08:38,702 Thanks to your program, I can read my sentence now. 149 00:08:38,772 --> 00:08:43,800 [Haltingly] "Tri-ple life sen-sentence... 150 00:08:43,877 --> 00:08:47,335 "with n-n-no hope... 151 00:08:47,414 --> 00:08:49,905 for parole." 152 00:08:49,983 --> 00:08:53,612 - Congratulations. - Well, now, let me introduce you toJohn here. 153 00:08:53,687 --> 00:08:55,678 You know, he's a real success story. 154 00:08:55,756 --> 00:08:57,690 Thank you, Mrs. Bush. 155 00:08:57,758 --> 00:09:01,421 Before I could read, I was forced to rob convenience stores for a living. 156 00:09:01,495 --> 00:09:03,588 But since joining your literacy program... 157 00:09:03,664 --> 00:09:06,098 a whole new world has been opened up to me... 158 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:08,259 embezzlement. 159 00:09:08,335 --> 00:09:12,203 Yeah, we're so proud of him. And finally here, there's, uh, Oswald. 160 00:09:12,272 --> 00:09:15,764 [Clears Throat] He's one of our, uh, most enthusiastic students. 161 00:09:15,843 --> 00:09:19,142 - [Clears Throat] - Oh, yeah. 162 00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:23,377 The pancreatic philosophy of your book, you understand... 163 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:27,045 has "syphillized" the shaft, you dig? 164 00:09:27,121 --> 00:09:30,989 And opened my "mucal" membranes, you understand... 165 00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:33,925 to a world... oh, yes... 166 00:09:33,994 --> 00:09:37,930 a world of nocturnal commissions. 167 00:09:39,566 --> 00:09:41,966 - Warden, may I? - Guard! 168 00:09:42,035 --> 00:09:44,094 Run a lockup. 169 00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:49,840 So, what you're saying then, Oswald... 170 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:52,344 is that the viscous "mammarian" glands... 171 00:09:52,412 --> 00:09:54,607 - Mm-hmm. - Which "scrofulate" my work... 172 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,548 - Right. - Clearly disembowel the "placentitude"... 173 00:09:57,618 --> 00:10:00,143 of the very "recticitality"... 174 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:02,950 - Uh-huh. - Of my virtue. 175 00:10:03,023 --> 00:10:05,116 Ah, exactly. "Pubile." 176 00:10:05,192 --> 00:10:08,355 - It is the quasi-menstrual... - Mm-hmm. 177 00:10:08,428 --> 00:10:11,522 - Excuse me, Quasimodo... - Point taken. 178 00:10:11,598 --> 00:10:13,930 Phlebitis that makes your book so, uh... 179 00:10:14,001 --> 00:10:16,595 [Sniffs] Clitoric. 180 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:20,265 - Oh, yes. - And reminiscent of the Oedipus... 181 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:23,434 or the "Pedipus," depending on which end is up. 182 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:26,104 Uh! I think I'm beginning to see the light. 183 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:29,638 The entire premise of my book was wrong. 184 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:34,551 - Way off. - Well, I'd better start on a new version immediately. 185 00:10:34,621 --> 00:10:38,682 [Narrator] Barbara Bush. Doing her part in the fight against illiteracy. 186 00:10:43,397 --> 00:10:45,957 ♪♪ [Dance] 187 00:11:26,073 --> 00:11:28,667 Hey, Evelyn Woods... 188 00:11:28,742 --> 00:11:30,676 purchase the product or vacate the premises. 189 00:11:30,744 --> 00:11:33,611 What are you supposed to be, a Guardian Angel? 190 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,614 No, I'm not, nor do I care to be... 191 00:11:35,682 --> 00:11:38,378 even if they reconsider my application. 192 00:11:38,452 --> 00:11:42,548 - So, uh, who are you? - My name is Dickie Peterson... 193 00:11:42,623 --> 00:11:44,557 Cherub ofJustice... 194 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,559 here to protect and serve! 195 00:11:46,627 --> 00:11:48,561 So what? 196 00:11:48,629 --> 00:11:50,563 So get yourself a library card. 197 00:11:50,631 --> 00:11:53,429 [Scoffs, Chuckles] Oh, brother. 198 00:11:58,905 --> 00:12:01,601 - [Radio Static] - Situation resolved. 199 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:10,009 - Hey, Frank, how's it goin' tonight? - Hey, Dickie, how you doin'? 200 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:13,052 - Pretty good. Pretty good. Sorry I'm late though. - Good. 201 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,578 Uh, you don't really have to be on time, Dickie. You don't really work here. 202 00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:20,760 Yeah, well, that's no excuse. 203 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,352 I better put myself on report. 204 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:26,092 - Excuse me. - Dickie, I got a customer here, all right? 205 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:30,432 - Come on. - Okay, Frank. I better check into home base. 206 00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:33,200 - [Static] - Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel. Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel. 207 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:36,970 - Come in Gray Squirrel. - [Woman] Dickie? Is that you, Dickie? 208 00:12:37,044 --> 00:12:41,378 Mom, the code name is Woodchuck. You're supposed to use the code name. 209 00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:44,008 I don't care what the code name is. 210 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:48,418 It's 4:00 in the morning, and if you don't get your butt home right now... 211 00:12:48,488 --> 00:12:50,479 - Maintain radio silence! - [Static] 212 00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:01,830 - What's he, one of these Guardian Angels? - Uh, no. 213 00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:04,598 No. No, I'm not, nor do I care to be... 214 00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:07,139 even if they decide to return my phone calls. 215 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:11,534 Uh, how much did you say this was? 216 00:13:11,611 --> 00:13:15,172 - I think it was 79 cents. - Hmm, I thought it was 89. 217 00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:18,274 Hold it. I'll be right back. 218 00:13:18,352 --> 00:13:20,582 Dickie, man, you don't have to... 219 00:13:20,654 --> 00:13:23,418 Eighty-nine cents.! Hold that guy.! 220 00:13:24,858 --> 00:13:26,792 Thanks, Dickie. 221 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,794 That's what I'm here for, Frank. 222 00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:38,704 You got away with your little scam this time. 223 00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:40,706 Next time you're goin' down. 224 00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,765 Get lost. 225 00:13:44,244 --> 00:13:47,611 Yo, man! What's up with that? 226 00:13:47,681 --> 00:13:49,774 - It's okay, Frank. It's okay. - Yo, man. 227 00:13:50,784 --> 00:13:53,378 He can run, but he can't hide. 228 00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:56,149 Someday I'll see him in the street, and then boom! 229 00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:58,157 Death touch. 230 00:13:58,225 --> 00:14:01,524 Hey, was it worth it, Mr. 10-Cent Discrepancy? 231 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:04,621 Dickie, calm down. You're gonna get in trouble, man. 232 00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:08,566 - You're my best friend, Frank. - I am? 233 00:14:08,635 --> 00:14:11,001 Possibly the closest friend I've ever had. 234 00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:13,437 Really? 235 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,941 You want to terminate that friendship, Frank? 236 00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:18,773 Then don't tell me how to do my job! 237 00:14:18,845 --> 00:14:21,871 The duties of this trademark yellow beret must always come first. 238 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,746 Now if you'll excuse me... 239 00:14:24,818 --> 00:14:26,786 I'd better give that parking lot a once-over. 240 00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:34,689 Frank, you're not gonna believe... 241 00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:36,695 - what's goin' on on that bench outside! - What? What? 242 00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:40,665 - What? What? - Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel. Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel. 243 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,998 - We have a situation here. - A guy and a girl makin' out, Dickie. 244 00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:45,037 - What? - It's just a guy and a girl makin' out. 245 00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:49,701 - Hey, get your hands off her! And your tongue too! - Di-Dickie! 246 00:14:49,776 --> 00:14:52,540 - [Blows Landing] - Man, Dickie. 247 00:14:52,612 --> 00:14:54,546 - Why don't you just mind your... - [Grunts] 248 00:14:54,614 --> 00:14:56,741 - [Panting] - Dickie, what is wrong with you, man? 249 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:04,046 Hey, are you all right, man? 250 00:15:05,058 --> 00:15:08,118 Crazy chick. 251 00:15:08,195 --> 00:15:12,564 I had him down on the ground, and she just started kicking me. 252 00:15:12,632 --> 00:15:14,566 That's appreciation for ya. 253 00:15:14,634 --> 00:15:16,568 Man. 254 00:15:16,636 --> 00:15:19,969 Let me see. It's pretty bad. Why don't you just go ahead on home, okay? 255 00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:24,500 - You mean back to the base? - Yeah, back to home base. 256 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:27,274 W-Why don't you get Gray Squirrel to put something on that. 257 00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:30,682 All right? 258 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:34,846 Okay, Frank. If that's your preference. 259 00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:37,651 Looks like everything here is pretty much under control now anyway. 260 00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:39,658 Thanks to the Cherubs ofJustice. 261 00:15:41,161 --> 00:15:43,721 Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel. Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel. 262 00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:46,322 - Situation resolved. I'm comin' home. - [Static] 263 00:15:48,535 --> 00:15:51,504 - See you tomorrow night, Frank. - All right, Dickie. Take it easy, man. 264 00:15:53,173 --> 00:15:55,607 Uh-oh. Spoke too soon. 265 00:15:55,675 --> 00:15:58,667 Hey, where do you think you're going with that shopping cart? 266 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:00,770 Dickie, man! Dickie! 267 00:16:00,847 --> 00:16:02,781 Damn! 268 00:16:10,214 --> 00:16:12,148 Ladies and gentlemen... 269 00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:15,049 as you know, we voted at our September meeting... 270 00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:18,611 to invite one of the poor unfortunates from our city streets... 271 00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:21,624 to join us at our Thanksgiving luncheon. 272 00:16:24,161 --> 00:16:26,629 Thank you. It was felt that his presence here... 273 00:16:26,697 --> 00:16:29,530 would make us appreciate the things we have... 274 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,661 as well as generally make us feel good for feeding a poor person. 275 00:16:33,737 --> 00:16:35,671 So, without further ado... 276 00:16:35,739 --> 00:16:37,673 here now is Anton Jackson. 277 00:16:37,741 --> 00:16:39,766 Anton? 278 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,610 [Brays] 279 00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:50,950 I hope I'm not too late. 280 00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:54,354 The limo dropped me off too soon. 281 00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:58,293 It had one of them bumpers you couldn't hang on to. [Laughs] 282 00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:01,388 That's quite all right, Mr. Jackson. 283 00:17:01,465 --> 00:17:03,592 We've reserved a place for you. 284 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,692 Where, o-over there? 285 00:17:05,769 --> 00:17:08,829 Well, if you like. Please feel free to pick your seat. 286 00:17:08,906 --> 00:17:11,704 Oh, thanks. I don't mind if I do. 287 00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:18,241 These drawers been crawlin' up my behind all day. 288 00:17:18,315 --> 00:17:20,249 [Sniffs] Oh! 289 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,353 See here, old chap. 290 00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:29,585 Wouldn't you like to freshen up before dinner? 291 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,754 Cleanliness is next to Godliness, I say. 292 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:37,096 Oh, thanks a lot. I wouldn't want the Lord... 293 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:41,126 to see me giving thanks with this up my nose. 294 00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:45,170 Hey, could you put that in your napkin for me? 295 00:17:47,911 --> 00:17:50,846 Uh, Mr. Jackson, as our guest... 296 00:17:50,914 --> 00:17:52,848 would you like to say a few words? 297 00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:57,546 Oh, certainly. I'd love to impose a toast, if I may. 298 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,856 There's wine. Drink up. 299 00:18:02,926 --> 00:18:04,951 May your liquor be cold... 300 00:18:05,028 --> 00:18:07,656 your women be hot... 301 00:18:07,731 --> 00:18:10,097 and all your problems slide off like snot. 302 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,158 Drink up, man. 303 00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:16,439 Everybody drink up. 304 00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:18,975 Mr. Jackson, l... I wonder if you wouldn't be so kind... 305 00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,476 as to do the honors with the turkey. 306 00:18:21,545 --> 00:18:24,105 Hey, I ain't never done nothin' with no turkey before! 307 00:18:24,181 --> 00:18:26,843 Who told you that? Clarence? He's lyin'. 308 00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:30,318 Okay. Once, when I was desperate. 309 00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:33,550 And the turkey kept teasing me, going, "Gobble, gobble, gobble." 310 00:18:36,026 --> 00:18:41,054 No, eh, uh... Mr. Jackson, I was simply asking if you would like to cut the turkey. 311 00:18:41,131 --> 00:18:43,292 Oh, I might as well. 312 00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,426 I just cut the cheese. [Laughs] 313 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:53,473 How about a wing? Here's a wing for you. 314 00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:56,138 You can have a wing. 315 00:18:56,213 --> 00:19:00,047 I bet you like dark meat. [Brays] 316 00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:04,914 How about a leg for you? 317 00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:09,616 Oh, look, the wishbone. 318 00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:15,898 You feel lucky? [Brays] 319 00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:20,197 - Uh... - Go ahead and take a pull. 320 00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:24,172 U-Uh, Mr. Jackson, if you'll just be seated, then I'll serve the turkey. 321 00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:29,008 Oh, you'll serve the turkey. All right, then I'll just serve the potatoes, the sweet p... 322 00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:32,606 Hey, this gravy is cold. 323 00:19:32,683 --> 00:19:35,345 Oh! 324 00:19:41,058 --> 00:19:42,992 Where you goin'? Where you goin', man? 325 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:46,257 To the restroom. I don't... 326 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:49,197 [Gags] 327 00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:51,860 - Feel well. - Where you going? 328 00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:56,729 No need to go. I travel with my own facilities. 329 00:19:56,807 --> 00:19:58,900 - [Gasps] - Hey! 330 00:19:58,976 --> 00:20:01,035 Just put the lid back on. 331 00:20:04,615 --> 00:20:07,277 What's wrong? 332 00:20:07,351 --> 00:20:10,320 Look, uh, Miss Mary? 333 00:20:10,387 --> 00:20:13,447 Hey, what about the honors? 334 00:20:13,523 --> 00:20:15,514 What about the rest of... 335 00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:19,289 Hey, I'll see you later, baby. I got my eye on you. 336 00:20:21,298 --> 00:20:24,028 [Brays] 337 00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:27,696 All right, fellas, it worked. Come on in. 338 00:20:27,771 --> 00:20:30,103 Boo Boo! JoJo! Come on. Get in here. 339 00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:34,141 Come on. Everybody, come on. Come on in. 340 00:20:34,211 --> 00:20:36,145 Pick a seat. Pick your seat. 341 00:20:40,751 --> 00:20:45,051 All right. Before we eat, let's bow our heads and say thanks. 342 00:20:45,122 --> 00:20:48,353 - [Together] Thanks. - All right. Let's eat. 343 00:20:48,425 --> 00:20:51,553 I'd like to impose another toast. 344 00:20:51,628 --> 00:20:55,689 Yeah, this is B.Y.O.B. B... Bring your own bag, baby. 345 00:20:58,335 --> 00:21:01,270 May we all be thankful for what we got. 346 00:21:01,338 --> 00:21:04,330 [Joining In] And all our problems slide off like snot. 347 00:21:04,408 --> 00:21:06,399 - Drink up. - Just like snot. 348 00:21:20,657 --> 00:21:22,955 All right. 349 00:21:23,026 --> 00:21:25,085 Thank you. 350 00:21:25,162 --> 00:21:27,187 We had a lot of fun tonight. 351 00:21:27,264 --> 00:21:31,030 Takin' us home tonight is a young man I've had the pleasure of watching grow. 352 00:21:31,101 --> 00:21:34,628 He used to be a D.J. For B.D.P., and now he's now out on his own. 353 00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:36,639 Shawn, tell 'em who he is. 354 00:21:36,707 --> 00:21:40,143 Some of them... Some people call him the TR808. I call him D Nice. 355 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:43,270 - Yo, D, drop some funk. - [Cheering] 356 00:21:43,347 --> 00:21:45,440 ♪♪ [Hip-Hop] 357 00:21:45,515 --> 00:21:47,449 One, two... Check it out. 358 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:50,179 For all of you who don't know who I am, my name is D Nice. 359 00:21:50,253 --> 00:21:52,585 You know what I'm sayin'? And I'm live on In Living Color. 360 00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:54,988 And I'm gonna break it down like this. 361 00:21:55,058 --> 00:21:56,992 ♪♪ [Rapping] 362 00:22:34,398 --> 00:22:37,629 ♪♪ [Continues] 363 00:22:54,117 --> 00:22:56,210 ♪♪ [Continues] 364 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:04,686 ♪♪ [Ends] 29550

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