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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ And how would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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- ♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody, everybodyeverybody, everybody ♪
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- ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ What's mine is yoursand what's yours is mine ♪
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♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doin living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doin living color♪♪
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[Audience Applauding,Cheering]
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[In Unison] Ladies and gentlemen,
Keenen Ivory Wayans.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Welcome to another show. You know,
some people have criticized me...
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for not having any "Fly Guys"
on the show.
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Some people have gone
as far as to say...
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I might be a little,
uh, threatened by the idea.
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Come on. That's not true at all.
Tonight I'm gonna prove it.
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We're gonna have a very special "Fly Guy"
performing with the Fly Girls tonight.
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He's a great dancer...
young, good looking.
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So after tonight,
I don't wanna hear a word.
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So let's give it up. Joining the Fly Girls,
my man, CarlJamel Taylor.
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[Audience Applauding,Whooping]
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪♪
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Lassie! Oh, Lassie!
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[Dog Barking, Growling]
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[Barking, Growling]
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But Mr. Tompkins, you simply have to fix
some of the things around the apartment.
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I feel it's not safe
for my son Timmy.
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[Mr. Tompkins] I'll teach you to go on
a rent strike. I'm not fixing anything.
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If you aren't out of there by sundown, I'm
gonna send someone over there to help you...
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and your little dog too.
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- Uh-oh.
- [Shrieks]
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Oh, darn. Now we're trapped
and have no way to call for help.
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Yes, we do. Lassie!
Oh, Lassie!
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[Panting] Now, Lassie,
I want you to run and get help.
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Go, girl! Go!
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Meanwhile, Timmy,
let's comfort ourselves with a song.
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- ♪♪ [Singing Campfire Song]
- ♪♪ [TimmyJoins In]
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Oh, a crowbar.! That will help.!
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- Good girl, Lassie.
- [Grunts]
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Now, Lassie, this time I want you to get
a variable-speed Makita band saw...
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with a carbide-tipped blade
and sawdust bag.
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Hurry!
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- ♪♪ [Singing Resumes]
- [Lassie Barking, Growling]
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[Barking, GrowlingContinue]
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Good girl.
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And did you bring
the special A.C. Adapter?
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Good girl, Lassie.
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[Saw Whirring]
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[Barking, Growling]
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I think Lassie's
trying to tell us something.
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- What is it, girl? Do you sense danger?
- [Continues Barking]
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She's barking in Morse code.
Only, we don't know Morse code.
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[Both Sighing]
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- [Timmy] What are you tryin'to tell us, girl?
- Something to do with "arm"?
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Uh, your arm's too short
to box with God?
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Armani?
Giorgio Armani?
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Armistice! Lassie's trying to warn us
that the arms reduction treaty...
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proposed at SALT II would be
disadvantageous to NATO.
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- [Knocking]- [Man's Gruff Voice]Hey, we know you're in there.!
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- Open the door.!Tompkins sent us to collect the rent.!
- [Lassie Growls]
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Sure enough,
there are those evil henchmen now.
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- Good girl, Lassie.
- [Knocking Continues]
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[Man] If you don't open this door,we'll tear it down.
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- Oh!
- Timmy, what are we gonna do?
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[Low, Gruff Voice] If you lay a finger
on this door, I'll chew off your arm...
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and shove it
down your throat.
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- [Man] Uh, come on, guys. Let's get out ofhere.- [Footsteps Departing]
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Heavens to Betsy, Lassie!
You can talk!
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I want you to forget
you ever heard that.
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Aw, Lassie...
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you're the best darn dog
in the whole world!
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[Barking, Growling]
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- [Spectators Chanting] Rocky!
- Rocky, I know this is your big comeback...
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and I know I came back from the dead to
train you, but this fight is pure insanity!
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No way, brother.
You just wanna humil... humil...
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Easy, Rocky.
Not too many syllables.
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I got light-headed there. Listen, I still
got the eye of the tiger. You know that.
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Look, Rocky, you got the eye of a tiger
and the I.Q. Of a lima bean.
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You're not gonna be fighting a man
tonight. You'll be fightin' an animal.
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Animals don't scare me.
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- Yeah? Well, this one will.
- [Growling]
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- [Spectators Chanting]
Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
- [Bell Ringing]
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All right, fans.
Here we go. In the red corner...
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- the challenger: Rocky Balboa!
- [Spectators Cheering]
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And in the blue corner,
the undisputed champion of the world.
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Let's give it up
for GraceJones!
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[Spectators Cheering Wildly]
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- [Bell Rings]
- [Announcer] Rocky Vl: The Ultimate Challenge.
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[Wild Cheering Continues]
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- Hello, Rocky. Do you find me sexy?
- [Grunts]
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I said,
do you find me sexy?
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[Growls]
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To tell you the truth, Grace,
you're startin' to scare me a little.
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[Growls, Grunts]
Harder! Faster! Harder! Faster!
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Harder! Faster!
[Shrieking Laughter]
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Enough of the foreplay, Rocky.
Is it gonna be your place or mine?
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Aw, come on, Grace.
I got a wife and kid.
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Then I guess
it's gonna be mine, Rocky.
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- [Spectators Booing]
- ♪♪ [Grace Singing]
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- Adrian!
- ♪♪ [Continues Singing]
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- Adrian!
- [Spectators Chanting]Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.!
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Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.!Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.!
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♪♪ [Dance]
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[Man] For those sensitive times of the monthwhen emotions run close to the surface...
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Honey, look what I got.
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- Ohh.
- Just because I love you.
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[Gasps] There's only nine.
Where are the other three, cheapskate?
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God, you always
take the easy way out!
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And another thing: I hate the way you
chew your food with your mouth all over it...
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like some sort
of bizarre barnyard animal!
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Just stay away from me!
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I can't seem to do anything right.
Boy, could I use some help.
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[Man]For those special times of the month...
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you need the P.M.S. Defense System.
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Highly trained female counselors will talk you
through even the most irrational P.M.S. Argument.
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For only $300 a year, you'll receivethis transmitter that fits snugly in your ear...
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and keeps you in touchwith P.M.S. Central 24 hours a day.
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Help. My wife has P.M.S.,
and I don't know what to do.
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Don't worry.
I'm right here with you.
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God. You're so insensitive.!
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- Why can't you be taller?
- Hey, give me a...
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[Woman On Transmitter]
Stop. Stop right there. Simply apologize.
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[Sobbing]
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I'm sorry, honey. You're right.
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I'll try to grow tomorrow.
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Tell her you love her.
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I love you.
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- [Exhaling Softly]
- See. It's that... It's that breathing thing.
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In and out and in and out! God!
You drive me crazy! [Screeching, Muttering]
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- [Alarm Blaring]
- [Woman] She's already at Irrational Level Seven.
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This is a Code Red. Don't say a word.
Just get her some pain reliever.
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Don't you see? This place
is dust-ridden, and if I don't dust...
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then you'rejust gonnasuck all the air out of the room.!
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- The bottle is empty!
- Get out of the house! I repeat:
Get out of the house!
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I can't!
I'm trapped in a bathroom!
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- Is there a window?
- Yeah, but it's five floors up.
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- Go for it!
- [Wife Continues Screaming, Sobbing]
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The P.M.S. Defense System: Because no one
should go through these times alone.
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[Knocking]
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Hey! Are you tryin'
to avoid me or what?
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♪♪ [Disco]
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- ♪♪ ['80s Pop]- [Announcer] And now...
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Public Access Television Channel 53presents: Men on Vacation.
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- Hello. I'm Blayne Edwards.
- And I'm Antoine Merrywether.
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[In Unison]
And welcome to Men on Vacation.
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Today we'll be reviewing
our little European vacation.
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From a male point of view.
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Here we are on our last stop
on our whirlwind gallivant through Europa.
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Wait a minute.
We got a new sponsor.
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Somebody better
check their mail.
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Tonight's broadcast
is brought to you byJewels...
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the gum that explodes
in your mouth.
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I bet you just can't chew one.
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And who'd want to?
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We started
our little trip in Greece.
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The Greek "peoples" was so nice.
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Yes. They bent over backwards
to show us a good time.
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Oh, look. Excuse me.
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Not you, fish.
You go back in the sea.
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Garçon.
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Oh, may I
have another Wallbanger?
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- And for monsieur?- Oui, oui.
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- Bottoms up.
- Ditto.
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Is that little Ricky Schroder?
What's he doin' here? Don't let him see me.
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- Who's that with him?
- You know, I think that's Erik Estrada.
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Oh, well. Anyway.
Next we went to Holland, land of dikes.
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[In Unison]
Hated it!
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And from there,
it was on to merry old England.
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- Remember Big Ben?
- Oh, how could I forget it?
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It was so nice of him
to show us around the city.
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Excuse me.
Big Ben was a clock.
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Well, we both know
what time that was.
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You'd better stop.
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You know, it's so chilly out here,
my nipples are hard.
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Then it was just a hop,
skip and jump on to gay Paris...
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but we decided to go back
to Greece instead.
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And then it was on
to Scotland.
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You know, I found it
to be quite an open society...
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where "mens" are free
to explore the feminine side of their nature.
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All those hairy legs and skirts
holdin' them bagpipes.
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Mm-hmm. Not since the Fire Island
Halloween Barn Dance...
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have I seen so many men in drag.
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Just a hint, fellas:
Plaid is out this fall.
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Our next stop was Sweden, best known
for its beautiful, buxom blondes.
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[In Unison]
Hated it!
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So we went back to Greece.
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But it was very sad when we had
to leave our soldier buddies behind...
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and travel to our final destination:
The French Riviera...
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which is where
we've been ever since.
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Oh, yes. And to sum up our little
European vacation, we're gonna have...
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to give the whole trip a new and improved
around-the-world-and-back snap.
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Tell a friend.
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Tune in next week, when we'll be back
in the good old U.S. Of A...
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reviewing the new release,
Memphis Belle.
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It's the story of 10 young "mens"
in leather jackets...
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all sweaty, standin'
next to each other...
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and them long, hard bombs
crammed together in a little old cockpit.
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Well, grease my landing gear,
I'm coming in for a landing.
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- Toodle-oo!
- See you next week! Bye!
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♪♪ ['80s Pop]
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[Audience Cheering,Applauding]
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All right. Thank you very much
for hanging out with us tonight.
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Taking us home: Third Bass.
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[Man Talking, Indistinct] Come on, man. Get
out of my way, man. Let me see everybody, man.
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- Oh, it's like that?
- Yeah, it's like that. Keenen,
this is from the group...
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and our boys Shirt Kings
in Jamaica.
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- Congratulations.
- Bust that.
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Rippin' that up
forJimmy gettin' the job done.
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Too black, too strong for TV,
you know what I'm sayin'?
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We wanna set this off
the right way. Hey, yo, Richie Rich!
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[Indistinct]That's the way we gonna run this.
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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Come on, y'all.! Come on, y'all.!Put those hands in the air.!
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♪♪ [Continues Rapping]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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