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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,654 --> 00:00:04,747 - [Laughing] - ♪ In living color♪ 2 00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:08,519 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 3 00:00:08,593 --> 00:00:10,527 ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:16,760 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:18,995 ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:20,071 --> 00:00:22,005 ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:22,073 --> 00:00:24,007 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 8 00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:26,066 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 9 00:00:26,144 --> 00:00:28,009 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - Hi-yah! 10 00:00:28,079 --> 00:00:29,512 ♪ In living color♪ 11 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:32,174 ♪ And how would ya... How would ya... How would ya f... ♪ 12 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:34,184 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 13 00:00:34,252 --> 00:00:36,413 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 14 00:00:36,487 --> 00:00:39,923 [Echoing] ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 15 00:00:39,991 --> 00:00:43,483 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:43,561 --> 00:00:45,620 ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:48,188 ♪ In living color♪ 18 00:00:48,266 --> 00:00:51,793 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 19 00:00:51,869 --> 00:00:56,135 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 20 00:00:56,207 --> 00:01:00,906 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:04,914 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 22 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,916 - [Turntable Scratching] - ♪ In living color♪♪ 23 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,418 [Laughing] 24 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:15,887 [Chattering] 25 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,520 All right, class. Class! Stop it! 26 00:01:18,596 --> 00:01:20,530 Take your seats. Take your seats! 27 00:01:20,598 --> 00:01:24,967 I don't want to see any of you after school. Good. 28 00:01:25,036 --> 00:01:29,234 Now, class, we're gonna have a new student join our class today. 29 00:01:29,307 --> 00:01:32,333 He's a little bit older than the rest of us... [Chuckles] 30 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:35,402 But he wants to finish his education, okay? 31 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,277 - Um... - Where is he? 32 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:39,441 - Yeah, where is he? - [Footsteps] 33 00:01:40,485 --> 00:01:43,648 Uh, ha-ha... Carl Williams? 34 00:01:43,721 --> 00:01:45,746 You can call me the Tooth, 'cause all my friends call me that. 35 00:01:45,823 --> 00:01:47,814 - [Laughing] - Uh... 36 00:01:47,892 --> 00:01:51,555 - 'Cause you have one tooth? - Well, you know, I never really thought about it. 37 00:01:51,629 --> 00:01:54,564 But I do have one tooth. 38 00:01:54,632 --> 00:01:57,362 Uh, I have brought you the traditional apple. 39 00:01:57,435 --> 00:02:00,495 [Gasps] Oh, well, thank you! 40 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:04,632 - Ain't no thing. - It's got... It-It... It has a tooth bite in it. 41 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:07,576 Yeah, well see, it's all good. See, I got hungry waiting on that... 42 00:02:07,645 --> 00:02:10,341 on that big green school bus that come pick us up, man. 43 00:02:10,415 --> 00:02:13,350 Big green? That sounds like a-a garbage truck. 44 00:02:13,418 --> 00:02:15,909 Hey, no wonder they had me hanging off the back of that thing. 45 00:02:15,987 --> 00:02:19,184 - You know, I was thinking, it sure was stinking. - [Bell Ringing] 46 00:02:19,257 --> 00:02:24,194 Yeah, well, what's up? Yeah! Bring it on. Let's box. 47 00:02:24,262 --> 00:02:25,991 You ain't got nothing. You ain't got nothing. 48 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:28,429 Uh, uh, Toothy. What are you doing? 49 00:02:28,499 --> 00:02:30,831 - Yeah. I'm tryin' to get up in his head. Whassup? - [Laughing] 50 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:32,995 - Huh? Whassup? - Uh, Mr. Williams? 51 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,004 Mr. Williams. Mr. Williams, please... 52 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,664 Don't throw in the towel, teacher. I'm telling you... 53 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:38,732 I could take him. He ain't nothin' but skin and bones. 54 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,404 Mr. Williams, since you're new, how would you like to lead the class... 55 00:02:41,479 --> 00:02:44,471 - in the Pledge of Allegiance? - Oh, it's all good. 56 00:02:44,549 --> 00:02:48,781 I pledge allegiance to... 57 00:02:48,853 --> 00:02:50,844 the United States of A-Amera... 58 00:02:51,956 --> 00:02:54,117 - America. - Yeah, basically. 59 00:02:54,192 --> 00:02:57,684 And uh, to the republic for a standing eight count... 60 00:02:57,762 --> 00:03:01,596 and after that, you should go into your neutral corners until I call for you. 61 00:03:01,666 --> 00:03:05,568 No blows below the belt and you have the right to remain silent. 62 00:03:05,636 --> 00:03:10,073 Anything you say can and will be used against you, and let's all stand forJudge Wapner. 63 00:03:14,545 --> 00:03:16,877 - Nice try, Carl. Would you please sit down? - Amen. 64 00:03:17,715 --> 00:03:19,649 Um... [Laughing] 65 00:03:19,717 --> 00:03:23,915 Now, the subject for today is the human anatomy, all right? 66 00:03:23,988 --> 00:03:26,786 Now, who would like to tell me... 67 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:29,452 how many bones are found in the human body? 68 00:03:29,527 --> 00:03:31,791 - Yes? - You know, I know I'm out of place and I don't mean... 69 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:35,390 to step in front of the white girl, but I would like... 70 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:39,459 I would like to answer the question, and I believe it is 733? 71 00:03:39,537 --> 00:03:42,529 [Laughing] No. 72 00:03:42,607 --> 00:03:45,474 - No. That's way too many bones. - Well, you shoulda seen the X-rays... 73 00:03:45,543 --> 00:03:49,604 - after I had the Holyfield fight. - You fought Evander Holyfield? 74 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:54,140 Yes I did. I was in the cheap seats and I was going, you know, to my seat... 75 00:03:54,218 --> 00:03:56,209 Tryin' to get by somebody? And I slipped and fell... 76 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:58,278 'cause I was tryin' to catch my peanuts, 'cause them peanuts, they was good... 77 00:03:58,356 --> 00:04:00,017 - You know what I'm saying? - I see. 78 00:04:00,091 --> 00:04:03,527 Yes. All right, let's move on to our lab subject. 79 00:04:03,594 --> 00:04:06,392 Wait, now today, we're going to dissect this frog... 80 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:09,399 to see what the internal makeup is. 81 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:12,163 - Who would like to volunteer? - You know, I may be out of line... 82 00:04:12,236 --> 00:04:14,329 - Ah, no.! - But I don't want to get ahead of anybody else, but... 83 00:04:14,405 --> 00:04:17,033 - Well, well... - but I would love to see the frog. 84 00:04:17,108 --> 00:04:20,737 - Carl, of course. Come on, now, you see... - [Breaks Wind] 85 00:04:20,811 --> 00:04:24,508 Oh, excuse me. [Indistinct] 86 00:04:26,817 --> 00:04:29,183 - All right, boys, boys. All right. - You better chill out, Jack. 87 00:04:29,253 --> 00:04:31,187 - All right, boys. - Tevin Campbell. 88 00:04:31,255 --> 00:04:34,918 All right. What we need to do... 89 00:04:34,992 --> 00:04:36,425 - Are we ready? - Yeah. 90 00:04:36,494 --> 00:04:38,894 Okay. [Laughs] What we need to do... 91 00:04:38,963 --> 00:04:43,297 is carefully open up the frog's thoracic cavity with the scalpel. 92 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,767 - Yeah. - Now, do you know what a thoracic cavity is? 93 00:04:45,836 --> 00:04:49,602 Well, basically, I have had a lot of cavities and, uh... 94 00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:51,608 - Which has left me the way I am. - Uh-huh. 95 00:04:51,676 --> 00:04:54,975 So I don't need no instrument, 'cause all I need is these gloves to open 'em up... 96 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:56,980 'cause l... these are precise, you know, these are... 97 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:59,209 - precise instruments, know what I'm saying? - Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:59,283 --> 00:05:01,376 - [Grunts] You know what I'm saying? - [Screams] Oh! 99 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:03,682 What are you doing? 100 00:05:03,754 --> 00:05:05,688 You've ruined the specimen. 101 00:05:05,756 --> 00:05:09,192 Oh, you need a specimen? Well, let me run to the bathroom real quick and I'll have you... 102 00:05:10,661 --> 00:05:13,152 Mr. Williams, I don't want to have to see you after school! 103 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,825 Oh. You don't or you do? 'Cause, you know, it sounded like, you know, I'm tryin' to... 104 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:18,892 you know, get my little thing goin'... I'm in training right now... 105 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,699 so I gotta save all my fluids, you know... 106 00:05:20,771 --> 00:05:23,205 but I'll make a exception with you, you know what I'm saying? 107 00:05:23,274 --> 00:05:28,473 Hey, girl! Yo, you know, you was right, Mick. 108 00:05:28,546 --> 00:05:30,980 Women do sap your energy, man. I'm crazy. 109 00:05:31,048 --> 00:05:34,074 Fine. Class dismissed. Get of here. I don't want to see any of you anymore. 110 00:05:34,151 --> 00:05:36,142 [Bell Ringing] 111 00:05:41,392 --> 00:05:43,622 [Helicopter Whirring] 112 00:05:47,131 --> 00:05:50,157 ♪♪ [Funk] 113 00:05:53,204 --> 00:05:55,331 ♪♪ [Turntable Scratching] 114 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:14,348 - [Man Speaking] - ♪♪ [Ends] 115 00:06:18,229 --> 00:06:21,357 ♪♪ [Jazz] 116 00:06:26,704 --> 00:06:30,731 From Cell Block 9, Prison Cable Network presents: 117 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:33,834 Lights Out with Angel Martinez. 118 00:06:33,911 --> 00:06:37,779 Featuring Tiny and the Lethal Injection Orchestra... 119 00:06:37,848 --> 00:06:40,146 and me... Charlie Magic. 120 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:48,257 Now, a man who hasn't lost his appeal, he just likes it here... 121 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,987 Angel... 122 00:06:52,563 --> 00:06:54,622 Martinez.! 123 00:07:01,939 --> 00:07:04,840 Hi-hi! 124 00:07:04,909 --> 00:07:07,844 [Spanish Accent] Yeah, I mean, it was very cold last night in my cell block. 125 00:07:07,912 --> 00:07:10,506 - How cold was it? - It was so cold last night... 126 00:07:10,581 --> 00:07:13,641 I had to set three guards on fire just to keep my feet warm. 127 00:07:13,718 --> 00:07:15,481 - ♪♪ [Rimshot] - [Laughing] 128 00:07:15,553 --> 00:07:17,783 Now, let's welcome Tiny and his band. 129 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,790 Tiny, you are looking so good tonight, man. 130 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:23,418 Especially since I'm missing my conjugal monthly visits. 131 00:07:23,494 --> 00:07:27,430 Uh, thank you. It's nice to be here once again with you, Angel. 132 00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:31,457 Now, I would like to introduce the band. This all them. 133 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,799 Now it's time to bring out our first guest. 134 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:37,602 He's the most popular inmate we have here, PeteyJohnson. Come on out, Petey. 135 00:07:37,675 --> 00:07:41,441 ♪♪ [Honky-Tonk Saxophone] 136 00:07:55,926 --> 00:07:59,657 - Don't try to get in my circle, man. - Okay. 137 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,130 Unless you're part of the Family. 138 00:08:02,199 --> 00:08:05,100 Sometimes Charlie gets very, very emotional. Petey... 139 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:07,729 why don't you tell us about... well, we already know about your little secret... 140 00:08:07,805 --> 00:08:10,330 but why don't you tell everybody about it? 141 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,375 [Hoarsely] Well, I recently had a sex change. 142 00:08:12,443 --> 00:08:14,638 [Chuckles] Thank you. 143 00:08:14,712 --> 00:08:17,203 Mad Dog, down at the laundry room, did it with a few, uh... 144 00:08:17,281 --> 00:08:20,182 steam presses and some tools he stole from woodshed. 145 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:23,778 - I gave Charlie the leftovers. - [Grunts] 146 00:08:23,854 --> 00:08:28,723 Now, let me ask you one question. Why did you get the operation in the first place? 147 00:08:28,793 --> 00:08:30,727 [Sighs Deeply] 148 00:08:30,795 --> 00:08:34,891 I've always felt like a woman stuck in a man's body. 149 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:38,196 Ay, usually around here, it's a man in a man's body. 150 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:41,932 [Laughing] By the way, how much did that operation cost you? 151 00:08:42,006 --> 00:08:45,635 Listen, Angel, this operation set me back 8,000 cigarettes. 152 00:08:45,709 --> 00:08:48,075 Look, I wouldn't even worry about something like that. 153 00:08:48,145 --> 00:08:51,239 - Look like you better go on back and git you some bigger breasts. - Oh, my God! 154 00:08:51,315 --> 00:08:55,684 Tiny! Tiny, oh man, you scared away the guest, man. 155 00:08:55,753 --> 00:08:58,449 - I'm sorry. - Get outta here, man. 156 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:02,185 Well, I guess that means it's time for stupid punk tricks. 157 00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:04,853 Now remember, this is not a competition. 158 00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:11,334 This is merely an exhibition. Do we have a, uh, Rosie Negro? 159 00:09:11,402 --> 00:09:15,736 - ♪♪ [Drums] - ♪♪ [Honky-Tonk Sax] 160 00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:31,316 Rosie. This is one big fellow. What is his name? 161 00:09:31,388 --> 00:09:33,879 - Well, I call my little chicken "Fresh Meat." - My name is... 162 00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:38,292 - Angel! - My name is Jack Porter! My name is Jack Porter. Ow! 163 00:09:38,362 --> 00:09:41,957 [Laughing] Isn't that very cute? [Laughs] 164 00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:44,626 Now, is your friend going to do some tricks for us tonight? 165 00:09:44,702 --> 00:09:49,105 Maybe he gonna let us grab on them big succulent breasts-es-es he got! 166 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,107 - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. 167 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,575 Me and my pal Fresh Meat, we prepared a little skit for y'all. 168 00:09:53,644 --> 00:09:57,546 - [Jack] What? - We happy to present a skit called "A Fistful of Puppet." 169 00:09:57,615 --> 00:10:00,743 Okay, Fresh Meat and Rosie. 170 00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:04,487 Say hello, Fresh Meat. 171 00:10:04,555 --> 00:10:07,388 - I have a house in Glendale. I'm an insurance salesman. - Say hello! 172 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,392 - Hello. - All right. 173 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:13,260 - Do you know why I like you better than a real dummy? - Why? 174 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,389 'Cause you don't give me splinters. 175 00:10:15,466 --> 00:10:17,297 Get your hands off me. I'm not yours anymore. 176 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:20,633 Okay, that means you gonna have to finish this act with Big Hands Johnson. 177 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:25,141 No. Look. I'm in here for tax evasion. Someone call my lawyer. 178 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,973 I got to have you! I got to have you! 179 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:33,142 - I want them breast-es-es. I want them big breast-es-es. - [Hollering] 180 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,481 - How dare you? - The good news from the warden. 181 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:38,612 We just had our show renewed for another ten years. 182 00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:41,487 You've got to be kidding. Well, join us tomorrow for a cooking demonstration... 183 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,322 with Jeffrey Dahmer... he loves dark meat. 184 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,989 ♪♪ [Show Theme] 185 00:10:55,973 --> 00:10:58,533 ♪♪ [Hip-Hop] 186 00:11:34,044 --> 00:11:36,239 ♪♪ [Ends] 187 00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:42,442 Hey, look here. Hey, it's a single file line, man, I done told you. 188 00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:45,386 Y'all stay in line, 'cause I ain't letting in nobody in with no special passes. 189 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,787 - I mean, nobody today. Nobody. You heard me, nobody... - Nobody! 190 00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:50,793 - You runnin' with... Ain't nobody... - Hi, guys. 191 00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:53,261 Oh, yeah. 192 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:57,198 - W-W-When we say yes, it's Hostess. - Yeah. 193 00:11:57,267 --> 00:12:00,668 - I can go in? - Oh, yeah, you can go in, but can I go in? 194 00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:06,269 Hey, you ain't nobody, Cat in the Hat! 195 00:12:06,343 --> 00:12:09,039 Hey, man, maybe you don't recognize my voice. 196 00:12:09,112 --> 00:12:11,603 I'm Cool Papa Pop. I'm here to introduce Salt 'n' Pepa. 197 00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:14,514 We're L.A.'s funkiest hip-hop station. WFKNY? 198 00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:17,678 - Is that right... WFKNY? - Yeah, yeah. N-n-n-. 199 00:12:17,754 --> 00:12:20,222 [Stammering] 200 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:22,281 Be that as it may, guys. I gotta get in to see Salt. 201 00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:24,793 - Hey, hey, hey. - Well, be that as it may, son... 202 00:12:24,861 --> 00:12:27,830 I guess you big-time and all that, huh? So I guess you know everybody. 203 00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:30,025 Well, tell me this... how big is Big Daddy Kane? 204 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:33,297 Yeah, w-w-where Monie at? Monie in the middle. W-W-Where's she at? 205 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:35,930 In the middle? 206 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,133 Look, I got no idea what you guys are talking about. I just got... 207 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,676 - Hey, hey, hey! - That's what I thought, man, so you need to back on up... 208 00:12:40,744 --> 00:12:42,678 to the back of the line, understand what I'm sayin'? 209 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:45,476 Wait like everybody else or I'll bust you upside your colored head. 210 00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:48,346 Hey, get out of here, goggles. 211 00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:50,818 All right, losers. You're gonna hear from my lawyers about this. 212 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,587 - Hey, hey, hey... - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 213 00:12:53,657 --> 00:12:57,024 - Hey, hold up, Ren and Stimpy. - Yeah. 214 00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,561 - Where you think y'all going? - We're from the record company. 215 00:12:59,629 --> 00:13:02,097 We got CDs and posters for Salt 'n' Pepa to sign. 216 00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:06,261 Anyway, Yul Brynner, check this out. You're from a record company... big-time, huh? 217 00:13:06,336 --> 00:13:10,033 Like Atlantic or Virgin or something like that, am I right? 218 00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:12,438 - That's right. Please let us by. - Hey, hey, hey. 219 00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:15,876 Look. I tell you what. You get back with your eight-track tapes... 220 00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,847 - and you go to the back of the line, like everybody else. - That's right. 221 00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:21,213 Steven Seagal. Look like Steven Seagal. 222 00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:24,276 Yeah, Steven. You look like Steven Seagal. 223 00:13:24,354 --> 00:13:30,293 - No, I don't. - Y-Y-Yes, you do. Now, g-g-g-get on. 224 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,590 - Go ask Steven Seagal. - I don't have time for this. 225 00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:34,926 [Karate Yelling] 226 00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:38,325 [Screaming] 227 00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:45,873 That's right, bro. You see what I'm saying. 228 00:13:45,942 --> 00:13:48,570 Oh, man! This is outrageous. 229 00:13:48,645 --> 00:13:53,275 - Ho, ho, ho, ho. - Ho, ho, ho, ho. Halle Berry from Inglewood. 230 00:13:57,721 --> 00:14:00,519 Y-Yeah. C-Coffee with... with a little cream in it. 231 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,991 Mm-hmm. Uh, please let me by. I own the store. 232 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,153 - Hey, hey, oh, oh, oh. - Oh, yeah, sure, yeah sure, you own this store. 233 00:14:06,229 --> 00:14:09,630 [Laughs] Betty Right says she own the store. 234 00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:12,167 Uh-uh-uh-uh, you hardly o-own a decent wig. 235 00:14:13,236 --> 00:14:15,170 [Laughing] 236 00:14:15,238 --> 00:14:18,503 - Wig look like a microphone. - [Clears Throat] 237 00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:23,808 I don't know who hired you two "idjits," but action shall be taken. 238 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:28,249 "Idjits?" "Idjits?" Well, take action, Action Jackson. 239 00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:30,309 Uh-oh. L-L-Look. 240 00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:34,517 - [Man] How about an autograph? - [Screaming] 241 00:14:34,591 --> 00:14:36,582 [TVAudience Cheering] 242 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:59,004 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 243 00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:03,348 - H-Hold on a minute, Wilson and Phillips. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 244 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:07,880 - [Stuttering] Must be a little n-n-nippy outside. - Twin Peaks. 245 00:15:07,957 --> 00:15:09,982 Yo, we're Salt 'n' Pepa, fool. 246 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:13,325 That's right, and we here for a personal appearance today. 247 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:14,658 - This is 'em! - Oh, is that right? 248 00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:17,359 These ladies say they S-Salt 'n' Pepa? 249 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:21,962 Who are you, uh-uh-um, Mrs. Dash, I guess... ♪ Molly McButter ♪ 250 00:15:22,038 --> 00:15:27,066 - No, I'm Spinderella. Read the sign. - Read it, baby. 251 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,304 Yeah, Spinderella. [Laughs] Wait, wait. 252 00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:32,644 Just a minute. Yeah, you Spinderella, where your glass slipper at? 253 00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:37,049 He-He with all that, um, you know, just let us in and we give you a autograph later. 254 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,644 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Wait a minute. Hold on. 255 00:15:38,721 --> 00:15:40,416 You're gonna go in and be signing autographs... 256 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:43,015 and tell people how they can make it in the business and all that stuff, huh? 257 00:15:43,093 --> 00:15:46,790 Exactly. So would you all please move outta our way so we can go about our business? 258 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:51,197 - Hey, hey, hey. - Mr. Wanna-Be-the-Man, we are Salt 'n' Pepa, okay? 259 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,100 All right, well, if you Salt 'n' Pepa, l-I'm Public Enemy. 260 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,468 - ♪♪ [Raps] - [Stammering] 261 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,939 ♪♪ [Raps] 262 00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:01,875 If you don't get out my way, you gonna have some enemies out here, now. 263 00:16:01,945 --> 00:16:03,936 - Hey, hey, hey! - Okay, so you want to go there. 264 00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:06,277 - You wanna go there, huh? - You wanted me to go there. 265 00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:08,283 N-Next step, lingerie and aspirin. 266 00:16:10,787 --> 00:16:13,620 [All Chattering] 267 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:17,387 - [Audience Wailing] - Okay, okay. All right. Time out. Time out. 268 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,394 Someone's gonna put an eye out out here. 269 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:22,226 Now, ah, is there some kind of a problem, Miss Salt, Miss Pepa? 270 00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:26,598 - They won't let us... - Oh, Th-There's your problem, right here. 271 00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:31,167 You see, there ain't really a problem. What I was just trying to do was get them in... 272 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,334 because, you know, they got the signs. 273 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,536 Well, next time, try to be a little more courteous. 274 00:16:35,612 --> 00:16:39,139 That's right, baby. Girl, he probably can't even spell the word. 275 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,150 Mm-hmm. 276 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,551 Outta the way. I say, all right, get yourself a dictionary so you can spell. 277 00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:49,752 Get a Funk & Wag... a Funky... a Wag. 278 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,028 - [Thumps] - [Squeals] 279 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,894 - Hey man, what are you doin'? - Her perm didn't take. 280 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,735 Let's go on back to the old school. 281 00:17:00,803 --> 00:17:04,432 - Yeah, let's go back to the old school. - [Making Noises] 282 00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:13,039 Ladies and gentleman, EastWest recording artists... 283 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:17,985 To Be Continued coming at you hard with "One On One." 284 00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:19,646 Hit me, child. 285 00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:24,750 [Man Speaking, Indistinct] 286 00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:31,330 ♪♪ [Rapping] 287 00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:19,208 ♪♪ [Continues] 288 00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:17,137 ♪♪ [Ends] 25976

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