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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,252 --> 00:00:04,813 [Man] Mark Jackson prepares to shoot. 2 00:00:04,889 --> 00:00:07,483 He eyes the hoop. The ball is up. 3 00:00:07,558 --> 00:00:10,823 And it's good.! He does it.! That's 49 consecutive free throws. 4 00:00:10,895 --> 00:00:13,557 Forty-nine in a row. Mark's going for 50 straight. 5 00:00:13,631 --> 00:00:16,725 - Mark, uh, how do you feel? - Get your checkbook ready. 6 00:00:16,801 --> 00:00:18,769 I'm one shot away from payday. 7 00:00:18,836 --> 00:00:23,296 The scene: Clippers's practice. The challenge: Can MarkJackson sink 50 consecutive free throws? 8 00:00:23,374 --> 00:00:28,539 - The wager: $5,000. Mark, how are you feeling? - Loose. 9 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:31,138 Any truth to the rumor that MichaelJordan has a piece of the action today? 10 00:00:31,215 --> 00:00:32,375 - No. - MichaelJackson? 11 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,610 - No. - Pete Rose? 12 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:34,845 - No. - M-MagicJohnson? 13 00:00:34,919 --> 00:00:36,079 - No. - Keith Jackson? 14 00:00:36,154 --> 00:00:37,553 - No. - All right. 15 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:40,182 This one is for all the cash. Here we go, Mark. Take it away. 16 00:00:40,258 --> 00:00:42,226 He looks at the bucket and... Oh, my goodness! 17 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:44,591 Out of nowhere, Tonya Harding, cranked up on doughnuts and cheap liquor... 18 00:00:44,662 --> 00:00:47,426 has clubbed MarkJackson! [Yells] 19 00:00:47,498 --> 00:00:52,458 [Yells] Why? Why? Ow! 20 00:00:52,537 --> 00:00:55,904 - [Laughing] - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,909 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 22 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:03,208 ♪ In living color♪ 23 00:01:03,281 --> 00:01:07,945 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 24 00:01:08,019 --> 00:01:10,180 ♪ In living color♪ 25 00:01:11,255 --> 00:01:13,189 ♪ In living color♪ 26 00:01:13,257 --> 00:01:15,191 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 27 00:01:15,259 --> 00:01:17,250 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 28 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,193 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - Hi-yah! 29 00:01:19,263 --> 00:01:20,696 ♪ In living color♪ 30 00:01:20,765 --> 00:01:23,359 ♪ And how would ya... How would ya... How would ya f... ♪ 31 00:01:23,434 --> 00:01:25,368 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 32 00:01:25,436 --> 00:01:27,597 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 33 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:31,130 [Echoing] ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 34 00:01:31,209 --> 00:01:34,667 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 35 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,805 ♪ In living color♪ 36 00:01:37,882 --> 00:01:39,372 ♪ In living color♪ 37 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:42,977 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 38 00:01:43,054 --> 00:01:47,320 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 39 00:01:47,392 --> 00:01:52,091 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 40 00:01:52,163 --> 00:01:56,099 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 41 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:58,101 - [Turntable Scratching] - ♪ In living color♪♪ 42 00:01:58,169 --> 00:02:00,603 [Laughing] 43 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,266 That's all the way to the airport. Come on. Time's a-wastin, Josh. 44 00:02:06,344 --> 00:02:09,040 Let's move it. Come on. That stuff... All right. No, no... 45 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:12,446 Wait. No. That stuff stays here till Mr. Ewing's done with the interview. 46 00:02:12,517 --> 00:02:15,918 - Geez, get it together, will ya? - Man, it smells like... [Indistinct] 47 00:02:15,987 --> 00:02:19,753 Hey, brother, what's up? Excuse me, home plate. [Laughs] 48 00:02:19,824 --> 00:02:22,725 Now, did I hear you mention Patrick Ewing? 49 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:26,594 - Yes, the NBA is bam-tastic. - Who-Who-Who the heck are you guys? 50 00:02:26,664 --> 00:02:28,996 That's so nice of you to ask, Home Depot. 51 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,261 - I'm Clavell. - And I'm Howard Tibbs III. 52 00:02:31,335 --> 00:02:34,429 - [Together] And we are Funky Finger Footwear. - You dig it? 53 00:02:34,505 --> 00:02:37,531 Let me give you one of my cards. You know, I'm fresh out. Howard. 54 00:02:37,608 --> 00:02:40,577 - Bam! - [Yells] 55 00:02:40,645 --> 00:02:45,082 Uh, this says call Mistress Raven at 976-BUTT. 56 00:02:45,149 --> 00:02:47,583 Oh, that's my girlfriend Sheila's business line. 57 00:02:47,652 --> 00:02:49,813 Man, ask her to bang on the fire extinguisher four times. 58 00:02:49,887 --> 00:02:51,980 - The first 14 seconds are free, my man. - Oh. 59 00:02:52,056 --> 00:02:56,152 You don't have to tell me. Listen, uh, uh... 60 00:02:56,227 --> 00:02:59,390 I don't wanna break the bad news, but if you want Mr. Ewing's autograph... 61 00:02:59,464 --> 00:03:01,432 you gotta wait courtside like all the other fans. 62 00:03:01,499 --> 00:03:05,401 Fans? Au contraire, Fred Astaire. 63 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:07,404 Now, we are "bidness" men... 64 00:03:07,472 --> 00:03:11,067 and we're here to offer Mr. Ewing a lucrative contract... 65 00:03:11,142 --> 00:03:14,134 to endorse our new line of basketball shoes. 66 00:03:14,212 --> 00:03:16,874 - Howard. - Bam! 67 00:03:18,082 --> 00:03:20,016 Oh, look out now. Ho, ho, ho. 68 00:03:20,084 --> 00:03:22,644 Watch yourself. 69 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,654 I think big man done broke my foot, man. 70 00:03:24,722 --> 00:03:27,054 Oh, that's all right now. [Laughing] 71 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:30,389 Now, are you Mr. Ewing's "representacion"? 72 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,986 Uh, no. I'm just the equipment manager, Big Dave. 73 00:03:33,064 --> 00:03:35,123 Uh, but, uh, I'll tell you guys. 74 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:37,531 - Mr. Ewing has his own shoe company. - [Laughs] 75 00:03:37,602 --> 00:03:40,264 No biggie, Homo sapien. See, 'cause he gonna change his tune... 76 00:03:40,338 --> 00:03:43,330 when he sees our dazzling Funky Flier TV commercial... 77 00:03:43,407 --> 00:03:45,341 in rough cut form, you understand. 78 00:03:45,409 --> 00:03:50,005 - Howard! - ♪♪ [Scatting] 79 00:03:50,081 --> 00:03:52,072 Bam! 80 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,879 - I got a bad heart. - All right now. 81 00:03:54,952 --> 00:03:57,785 You might wanna cut back on the Fatburgers. [Laughs] 82 00:03:59,056 --> 00:04:01,286 - All right, Budrow. Kick it. - Hey, Budrow. 83 00:04:01,359 --> 00:04:04,726 We trying to get a few words with basketball star Isiah Thomas... 84 00:04:04,795 --> 00:04:06,820 to see why he only wears the Funky Flier. 85 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:09,594 - Go on. Get some, bro. - Man, get that crap outta my face. 86 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:12,898 Man, how does he do the things he does? Got to be the shoe. 87 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:16,929 Got to be the shoe. Hey, man, I hear Rodman's in trouble, man. 88 00:04:17,008 --> 00:04:18,942 Go on. Touch it. Hold it one time, man. 89 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:21,001 Hey, man, it smells like a dead, wet Chia Pet. 90 00:04:21,078 --> 00:04:23,012 Hey man, what's your problem, man? 91 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,140 - I'm not Lambier, man. I will kick my foot off... - Come on. Not here. 92 00:04:26,217 --> 00:04:28,777 Hey, watch it, watch it! Look out! Security! 93 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:31,955 Thanks a lot, guys. It's pretty good. 94 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:34,150 - Pretty darn good, if you ask me. - Thank you, man. 95 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:36,557 - You know that's right. - All up in there. 96 00:04:36,627 --> 00:04:38,857 - Hey, hey, hey, Red, hold up. - Hey, bro, what's up? 97 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:42,127 No, you ain't got me like that. 98 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,690 Ewing, is this you? And what's up, man? [Laughs] 99 00:04:44,769 --> 00:04:47,897 Do I look like Ewing? I'm John Starks. What's up? 100 00:04:47,972 --> 00:04:50,133 - What's up? That's what I thought. - Uh... 101 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,767 - All right now, brother. Go get it on with you. - Okay now? 102 00:04:52,843 --> 00:04:55,471 - Okay now. God Bless you. - All right. 103 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,480 - Guys... - Patrick Ewing! 104 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,517 - What's up, man? - Who? Nice try. 105 00:05:00,585 --> 00:05:03,918 You're too small. I can help you out. 106 00:05:03,988 --> 00:05:07,287 Y-Y-You get home safe now, brother. [Coughing] 107 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:10,555 - That ain't him? - Hey! 108 00:05:10,628 --> 00:05:13,392 - What's up? - You out here again? 109 00:05:13,464 --> 00:05:15,932 Man, if all three of y'all rolled up, come on with it. 110 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,025 - What's up, Dave? - Oh, man! 111 00:05:20,605 --> 00:05:22,539 Man! 112 00:05:22,607 --> 00:05:26,509 Patrick Ewing, what's up, man? How's it goin' up there, man? Doot! 113 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,239 What floor you on? Hey, now! [Laughs] 114 00:05:29,313 --> 00:05:31,247 Man, I'm honored, I'm sure. Excuse me, brother. 115 00:05:31,315 --> 00:05:34,148 - Look here. My name's Clavell. - And I am Howard Tibbs III, man. 116 00:05:34,218 --> 00:05:38,621 - Excuse me. - And we need to talk "bidness." 117 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:40,987 Thanks, guys, but I already have somebody to wash my car. 118 00:05:41,058 --> 00:05:43,492 - Oh, you wrong now. - You wrong now. 119 00:05:43,561 --> 00:05:46,894 Man, don't make me... I'm just kiddin' with you. 120 00:05:46,964 --> 00:05:50,092 No. But for real, home stretch, we're here... 121 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:55,503 to let you in on the ground floor of the next footwear revolution. 122 00:05:55,573 --> 00:05:59,031 Presenting... get ready... the Funky Flier. 123 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:02,375 Watch the sky hook. Bam! 124 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,812 Go on, man! Now, look here. 125 00:06:04,882 --> 00:06:07,976 We want you to be our celebrity endorser. 126 00:06:08,052 --> 00:06:10,612 Now, all we need from you is a slight commitment. 127 00:06:10,688 --> 00:06:13,316 A few hundred thousand dollars seed money. 128 00:06:13,391 --> 00:06:15,484 Check with Shaq. He does everything. 129 00:06:15,559 --> 00:06:17,550 Hey, man, that cat Shaq is a bad mother... 130 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,823 Look, I don't have time for this. 131 00:06:19,897 --> 00:06:22,832 - Hey, I get your strategy, big man. - You have to hold up, man. 132 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,198 Now, look here, homecoming king. 133 00:06:25,269 --> 00:06:29,672 I know what you want. You wanna represent the whole athletic line. 134 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:32,334 - I know he does. - Our Funky Fingers sweatbands, tube socks... 135 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:35,038 jockstraps and the pièce de résistance... 136 00:06:35,112 --> 00:06:37,205 - Howard! - Bam! 137 00:06:37,281 --> 00:06:39,545 Funky Drawers. 138 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,580 - Okay, bozo, let's move it. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 139 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,590 Boxcar Willie, if you done harass me... 140 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,024 Man, you better get your hands off me. Hey, Patrick! 141 00:06:53,764 --> 00:06:56,255 ♪♪ [Man Singing] 142 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:06,009 ♪♪ [Continues] 143 00:07:30,201 --> 00:07:32,169 ♪♪ [Ends] 144 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,673 Good evening, everybody. I'm Roy Firestone. 145 00:07:36,741 --> 00:07:38,675 The White League was formed back in the late '50s... 146 00:07:38,743 --> 00:07:42,144 by a man named Art Schanker, himself a white man... 147 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:44,909 who wanted, as he put it, to give the white fellas... 148 00:07:44,982 --> 00:07:49,578 an equal chance to play in a game dominated by black athletes. 149 00:07:49,653 --> 00:07:51,644 L.A. Clippers's forward Danny Manning remembers... 150 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:54,122 hearing stories of the white players. 151 00:07:54,191 --> 00:07:57,126 Oh, yeah, I've heard some of the old-timers talk about it. 152 00:07:57,194 --> 00:07:59,128 There were a lot of them that would try out... 153 00:07:59,196 --> 00:08:01,187 but none of them were ever allowed to play in the NBA. 154 00:08:01,265 --> 00:08:03,256 [Roy] If they hadn't been white, do you think they would have made it? 155 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:08,171 Uh, no, because they basically sucked. 156 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:11,072 [Roy] Harland "Beep Beep" Williams remembers the problems... 157 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,337 that being white created on the road. 158 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:17,210 That's right. I was a bus driver for the Louisville Clouds from 1959... 159 00:08:17,281 --> 00:08:19,613 I believe it was, to 1963. 160 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:22,516 You know, we'd stop at soul food places. See what I'm saying? 161 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:25,180 They just couldn't go in the back door and get greens and chicken... 162 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:27,190 and ribs and what have you, you know. 163 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:31,251 It just wasn't done back then, so they sent me in there to get food for everybody. 164 00:08:31,328 --> 00:08:34,058 I'll never forget. There was this one lady went in there and got the manager... 165 00:08:34,131 --> 00:08:36,565 come out and said, "You gonna eat all that food?" 166 00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:38,864 I said, "Yes I am. I'm hungry." [Laughs] 167 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,870 But the thing about it, that's the kinda thing you had to do. 168 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,930 I mean, shoot, they couldn't help it for what they was. 169 00:08:44,008 --> 00:08:46,670 [Roy] So when you watch the NBA today, do you ever think to yourself... 170 00:08:46,744 --> 00:08:48,678 "I'd sure like to see Billy 'the Kid'Bates... 171 00:08:48,746 --> 00:08:51,306 or Bobby 'Snowflake'Rogers out there? 172 00:08:51,382 --> 00:08:54,510 Oh, no, sir. They pretty much sucked. All of'em. 173 00:08:54,585 --> 00:08:58,681 [Roy] Still, they kept on. Teams with names like the Gainesville Ghosts... 174 00:08:58,756 --> 00:09:01,281 the Philadelphia Really Pale Guys... 175 00:09:01,358 --> 00:09:03,622 and, of course, the Boston Celtics. 176 00:09:03,694 --> 00:09:06,891 The league finally disbanded in 1965. 177 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:11,025 Vlade Divac tells ofhis disappointment when he arrived in the U.S. In 1989... 178 00:09:11,101 --> 00:09:14,036 from what was then Yugoslavia. 179 00:09:14,104 --> 00:09:16,834 We didn't get the news that the White Leagues were no longer around. 180 00:09:16,907 --> 00:09:18,841 The Lakers were my second choice. 181 00:09:18,909 --> 00:09:21,969 I had always dreamed of playing for the Wilmington WASPs. 182 00:09:22,046 --> 00:09:24,571 [Roy] Was that because you admired the players in the White League... 183 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,673 and wanted to play alongside them? 184 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,741 No, it was because I knew I could kick the hell out of them. 185 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,753 They really sucked. 186 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:34,382 [Roy]James Worthy actually remembers seeing theJacksonville Swans... 187 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:37,894 play the Memphis Marshmallows as a small child. 188 00:09:37,962 --> 00:09:41,955 The Marshmallows had one guy I'll never forget... Lonny Dustin... 189 00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:44,796 one of the ugliest dudes you ever laid eyes on. 190 00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:47,463 If it hadn't been for Lonny and guys like him... 191 00:09:47,538 --> 00:09:50,974 Larry Bird would never have the courage to show his face in the NBA. 192 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,975 [Roy] If Lonny Dustin were here today... 193 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:55,773 wouldn't you like to say to the world, "Here, this man is white... 194 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:58,644 but he still deserves a chance to play in the NBA"? 195 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,349 Actually, I'd be a little embarrassed... 196 00:10:02,419 --> 00:10:05,820 because, as you probably know, they pretty much sucked. 197 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:09,917 The White League... guys without much talent or inspiration... 198 00:10:09,994 --> 00:10:12,588 doing what they could to make it in a league of their own. 199 00:10:12,663 --> 00:10:14,858 A page from a forgotten book... 200 00:10:14,932 --> 00:10:17,059 a chapter in an untold story. 201 00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:21,867 In the final analysis, just a bunch of guys who... pretty much sucked. 202 00:10:21,939 --> 00:10:25,534 I'm Roy Firestone, up close. Good night. 203 00:10:28,746 --> 00:10:30,941 Hi, I'm Deidre, and I'd like to introduce you... 204 00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:34,280 to one of our newest Fly Girls, Laurie-Ann. 205 00:10:34,351 --> 00:10:36,649 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 206 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:42,124 ♪♪ [Man Singing] 207 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,558 ♪♪ [Continues] 208 00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:04,041 ♪♪ [Woman Singing] 209 00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:08,783 ♪♪ [Man Singing] 210 00:11:08,852 --> 00:11:13,016 ♪♪ [Woman Singing] 211 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:18,109 ♪♪ [Ends] 212 00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:21,178 All right. Let's keep it movin'. This is the NBA. 213 00:11:21,246 --> 00:11:23,737 Where you goin' so fast? This is an NBA game. This ain't the Harlem Globetrotters. 214 00:11:23,815 --> 00:11:26,375 - Yeah, this ain't no Meadowlark Lemon. - All right. 215 00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:28,385 - Hey, hey, hey, hold up, hold up. - Hey, hold up, hold up. 216 00:11:28,453 --> 00:11:30,387 - Crenshaw cheerleaders. - Yeah. 217 00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:32,753 - C-C-Cross colors. - That's what I'm sayin'. The Uh-Huh Girls. 218 00:11:32,824 --> 00:11:35,292 Come on. We're the Laker Girls, and we're running late. 219 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,828 - Hey, I don't care if you Shaq's girl. - [Laughs] 220 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,830 - I don't care if you Barkley's girl. - [Laughs] 221 00:11:39,898 --> 00:11:42,298 I don't care if you B-B-Batgirl. 222 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:44,995 - We have a job to do. - Hold on, Barbie. 223 00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:47,003 Hey, hey, hold up. 224 00:11:47,071 --> 00:11:49,005 Y'all supposed to be the cheerleaders. Go in them little tight things... 225 00:11:49,073 --> 00:11:51,007 all, you know, pom-poms, talkin' about... 226 00:11:51,075 --> 00:11:54,238 ♪♪ [Beatboxing] 227 00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:56,803 Let's leave Tinker Bell and Peter Pan alone. 228 00:11:56,881 --> 00:11:58,815 But we don't love them. 229 00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:02,046 - And you ain't Patrick. Hey, hold up, man. - Who are you, man? 230 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:06,489 - Hey, guys, I'm the San Bernardino Chicken. - Man, you... 231 00:12:08,026 --> 00:12:11,018 [Shouting] 232 00:12:26,477 --> 00:12:28,468 - Hey, man. - Hold up, man. 233 00:12:28,546 --> 00:12:30,480 Hey, hold up, uh... 234 00:12:30,548 --> 00:12:32,573 - Shorty. - Webster. 235 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:34,914 How you fellas doin'? I'm Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 236 00:12:34,986 --> 00:12:37,318 - Ohh! Whoo! - [Laughing] 237 00:12:37,388 --> 00:12:40,255 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm Vlade Divac. 238 00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:43,658 - So, you the former Laker star, huh? - That's right. 239 00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:48,028 Hey, so, you the one that fought Bruce Lee, and youse had an Afro and that whole thing? 240 00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:51,500 H-Had an Afro looked like a Q-tip. Bruce Lee whipped your ass, didn't he? 241 00:12:51,569 --> 00:12:54,163 [Karate Yells] 242 00:12:57,075 --> 00:13:00,408 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what. You the master of the sky hook, right? 243 00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:02,571 - That's right. - So I don't think that's right. 244 00:13:02,647 --> 00:13:05,081 I think that's wrong, 'cause I don't think you're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 245 00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:07,140 As a matter of fact, I don't think you're Cream of Wheat. 246 00:13:07,218 --> 00:13:09,584 Yeah. [Laughing] 247 00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:13,181 O-O-Only m-magic you know is Siegfried and Roy... 248 00:13:13,257 --> 00:13:15,748 Sig... Sig... them white boys. 249 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,959 Listen here, Ren and Stimpy. Would you just get out of my way? 250 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:24,399 - I'd be happy to, except I don't think you're Kareem. - Oh, man! 251 00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:26,494 As a matter of fact, I think you're Bushwick Bill on stilts. 252 00:13:26,571 --> 00:13:30,007 Yeah, l-l-I'll kn-knock your eye out. 253 00:13:30,074 --> 00:13:32,065 I suggest that you get out of my way... 254 00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:35,510 before I sky hook your ass across the parking lot. 255 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:39,846 Oh, oh, oh! It's on! It's on! [Shouting] 256 00:13:42,553 --> 00:13:45,545 [Karate Yells] 257 00:13:47,992 --> 00:13:50,153 Hey, is there a problem here, Kareem? 258 00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:54,130 Is that really Kareem... That be your problem right there. 259 00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:57,500 Well, it ain't really no problem, you know. 260 00:13:57,568 --> 00:14:00,298 I was just tryin' to help Mr. Jabbar get on back there. 261 00:14:00,371 --> 00:14:02,362 You're lucky I made it. 262 00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:12,748 Y-Y-Y-You l-lucky he's got a humble heart. 263 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:15,843 You-You lucky B-Barkley ain't here. 264 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,252 You... You just lucky. 265 00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:28,129 - I'm all right, man. - All right. 266 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:30,133 Tell you what. I'm gonna play one-on-one with my foot. 267 00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,533 Man, don't do that. Let's just play some Nintendo. 268 00:14:32,603 --> 00:14:35,299 [Imitating Game Beeping] 269 00:14:38,609 --> 00:14:41,476 Yeah. All right. We'd like... 270 00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,844 We'd like to thank all our NBA stars for helping us out this week. 271 00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:46,543 And here, takin' us on out, is Shaquille O'Neal. 272 00:14:46,617 --> 00:14:51,054 Hi. Let me tell you somethin'. I'm Fire Marshall Shaq. 273 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:54,614 I'm supposed to be introducing some guy named Shaquille O'Neal. 274 00:14:54,692 --> 00:14:57,252 You ever heard of him? Me neither. 275 00:14:57,328 --> 00:15:00,456 Next week, you can check him out in his movie called Blue Chips. 276 00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:05,025 [Laughs] But right now, I want you to check out his video, "I'm Outstanding." 277 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,936 [Laughs] I'm outstanding too. [Laughs] 278 00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:11,098 [Sighs] 279 00:15:11,175 --> 00:15:15,305 ♪♪ [Hip-Hop] 280 00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:32,356 ♪♪ [Rapping] 281 00:15:39,837 --> 00:15:42,533 ♪♪ [Continues] 282 00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:35,451 ♪♪ [Ends] 24754