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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,352 --> 00:00:04,685 - [Laughing] - ♪ In living color♪ 2 00:00:04,756 --> 00:00:08,453 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 3 00:00:08,526 --> 00:00:10,460 ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:16,694 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:18,929 ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:20,004 --> 00:00:21,938 ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:22,006 --> 00:00:23,940 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 8 00:00:24,008 --> 00:00:25,999 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 9 00:00:26,077 --> 00:00:27,942 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - Hi-yah! 10 00:00:28,012 --> 00:00:29,445 ♪ In living color♪ 11 00:00:29,514 --> 00:00:32,108 ♪ And how would ya... How would ya... How would ya f... ♪ 12 00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:34,117 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 13 00:00:34,185 --> 00:00:36,346 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 14 00:00:36,421 --> 00:00:39,879 [Echoing] ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 15 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:43,415 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:43,494 --> 00:00:45,553 ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,121 ♪ In living color♪ 18 00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:51,726 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 19 00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:56,069 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 20 00:00:56,140 --> 00:01:00,839 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:00,912 --> 00:01:04,848 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 22 00:01:04,916 --> 00:01:06,850 - [Turntable Scratching] - ♪ In living color♪♪ 23 00:01:06,918 --> 00:01:09,352 [Laughing] 24 00:01:12,423 --> 00:01:14,414 [Chattering] 25 00:01:23,868 --> 00:01:26,496 We need a table for two. 26 00:01:26,571 --> 00:01:29,369 It's gonna be a few minutes. Maybe you'd like to sit at the bar. 27 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:33,467 Ooh, that's perfect. Petey, this place is lovely. 28 00:01:33,544 --> 00:01:35,978 Ain't nothin' too nice for you, Tracy. 29 00:01:38,049 --> 00:01:41,815 All right. Can I get you beautiful people something to drink? 30 00:01:41,886 --> 00:01:44,684 - What do you recommend? - Uh, how about a Black Russian? 31 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:47,020 - How much is that? - That'll be five dollars. 32 00:01:47,091 --> 00:01:49,821 Five dollars! Good Lord, that's a lot of money. 33 00:01:49,894 --> 00:01:52,158 How about I give you 49 cents... 34 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:54,221 you give me a light-skinned girl from Moscow? 35 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,126 [Chuckles] I can't do that, man. 36 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,762 Okay, uh... Uh, what else you got? 37 00:02:00,838 --> 00:02:03,272 - Uh, we have a wonderful house wine. - [Gasps] 38 00:02:03,341 --> 00:02:05,502 - How much is that? - Four dollars a glass. 39 00:02:05,576 --> 00:02:08,272 Four dollars a glass! Good Lord, that's a lot of... 40 00:02:08,346 --> 00:02:10,473 That cost more than my house. 41 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:14,279 How about I give you about, uh, 49 cents... 42 00:02:14,352 --> 00:02:17,685 you keep the house wine and bring me some of that project punch? 43 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:21,590 Why don't I get you two bottles of Snapple? 44 00:02:21,659 --> 00:02:24,560 All right. One bottle, two straws. 45 00:02:24,629 --> 00:02:26,563 I love Snapple. 46 00:02:26,631 --> 00:02:29,794 Uh, gee, honey, what do you want to do after dinner? 47 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:32,529 I hear there's a great new detective film at the cineplex. 48 00:02:32,603 --> 00:02:36,334 How much it cost for two tickets and some popcorn? 49 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:39,467 - Uh, $17. - Seventeen dollars! 50 00:02:39,544 --> 00:02:41,478 Good Lord! 51 00:02:41,546 --> 00:02:44,982 You know, how about we go to my mama's house and watch BarnabyJones? 52 00:02:48,219 --> 00:02:50,653 I know, honey. Why don't we just go back to my place... 53 00:02:50,721 --> 00:02:54,350 turn the lights down low and watch a video? 54 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,825 How much is that? 55 00:02:56,894 --> 00:02:59,328 I rented one already. It's free. 56 00:02:59,397 --> 00:03:03,265 Free? Good Lord, that's a good idea. 57 00:03:03,334 --> 00:03:05,666 Excuse me, sir. Your table's ready. 58 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:09,202 Honey, you just go along. I'll be a minute, okay? 59 00:03:13,711 --> 00:03:15,645 Hey, fella. Fella. 60 00:03:15,713 --> 00:03:18,113 You got a condom machine in that there bathroom? 61 00:03:18,182 --> 00:03:20,116 - Yeah, we do. - All right, all right. 62 00:03:20,184 --> 00:03:24,644 - How much... How much for a lubricated condom? - One dollar. 63 00:03:24,722 --> 00:03:26,952 One dollar! All right. All right. 64 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:30,084 How much for one with no lubrication? 65 00:03:30,161 --> 00:03:32,493 Still a dollar. 66 00:03:32,563 --> 00:03:34,793 Now tell me how they gonna cost the same... 67 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:40,327 when one don't got no "lube-ro-cation"? 68 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:44,341 I don't know. They both cost the same though. 69 00:03:44,408 --> 00:03:46,933 Aw, come on. How much for a balloon? 70 00:03:54,051 --> 00:03:56,212 Hi. Here's some bread and some menus. 71 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:58,653 - I'll be right back to take your order. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 72 00:03:58,723 --> 00:04:00,691 How much for this bread? 73 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:03,283 - It's complimentary. - "Complimentary"? 74 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:06,023 Good Lord, that's a big word. Complimentary... What's that mean? 75 00:04:06,097 --> 00:04:08,588 - It means it's free. - Free? The bread free now? 76 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:11,430 - Free like Kunta Kinte. - Good Lord, that's free. 77 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,766 All right, all right. I like this free thing. 78 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:16,238 - Bring her one too. - All right. 79 00:04:16,307 --> 00:04:20,744 Ooh, Petey, the New York steak strip looks good. 80 00:04:20,811 --> 00:04:23,439 - Good Lord. - Mmm! Prime rib. 81 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,039 - Good Lord. - [Gasps] Hey, lobster. 82 00:04:26,117 --> 00:04:28,278 Good Lord, that's a lot of money. 83 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:31,515 Don't you like rice? 84 00:04:31,589 --> 00:04:34,752 How about you order a bowl of rice and the water it was boiled in? 85 00:04:34,825 --> 00:04:37,453 Honey, if I don't have a hearty meal tonight... 86 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:41,965 well, I may not have enough strength later on when we, you know, get busy. 87 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:44,160 - All right. I got a nice idea. - Yeah? 88 00:04:44,235 --> 00:04:46,294 How about you eat a nice little snack... 89 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,565 and then you just rub the booty? 90 00:04:51,142 --> 00:04:53,076 - What? - Okay... 91 00:04:53,144 --> 00:04:55,874 Why don't you suck the gravy off of his vest, right... 92 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,916 and just shake my hand under the table? 93 00:04:58,983 --> 00:05:03,545 That's it, Peter. I'm ordering anything and everything I want... 94 00:05:03,621 --> 00:05:05,612 and you're gonna pay for it. 95 00:05:05,690 --> 00:05:08,591 Waiter? I'm ordering everything on the left side of the menu. 96 00:05:08,659 --> 00:05:11,594 - Thank you very much. - Good Lord. 97 00:05:11,662 --> 00:05:14,631 - How much is that gonna be? - Uh, including gratuity? 98 00:05:14,699 --> 00:05:19,033 - [Sighs] Wh-What's "gratuity"? - That's my tip. 99 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:21,867 You want a tip? Don't smoke in bed. 100 00:05:23,507 --> 00:05:26,067 By the way, what do you do to people that don't pay their bill? 101 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:29,874 - We throw them out of this establishment. - Hey, hey, hey. 102 00:05:29,947 --> 00:05:31,881 Hey, if you're gonna throw me, make sure... 103 00:05:31,949 --> 00:05:34,247 - you throw me towards Denny's, all right? - That's it, buddy. Let's go. 104 00:05:34,318 --> 00:05:36,377 Hey! Get the bread. Get the bread. 105 00:05:36,454 --> 00:05:38,445 Hey, come on. 106 00:05:41,459 --> 00:05:44,428 [Man, Indistinct] 107 00:05:44,495 --> 00:05:46,486 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 108 00:06:08,653 --> 00:06:10,382 ♪♪ [Ends] 109 00:06:17,328 --> 00:06:19,922 Hello, and welcome to A. W.F. 's Main Event. 110 00:06:19,997 --> 00:06:21,931 Tonight, a super heavyweight, super brawl... 111 00:06:21,999 --> 00:06:24,433 for the prestigious title, "King of All Media." 112 00:06:24,502 --> 00:06:26,595 And here come two of our warriors right now. 113 00:06:26,671 --> 00:06:28,935 - [Growling] - [Growling] 114 00:06:29,006 --> 00:06:30,940 I am Rush Limbaugh. 115 00:06:31,008 --> 00:06:32,942 And I'm Al Sharpton. 116 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:36,275 And we are ordering you to park your dimpled rump on the nearest couch... 117 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:38,781 and get ready for the grudge match of the century. 118 00:06:38,849 --> 00:06:42,945 No doubt many of you are wondering what could have made me join forces... 119 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,784 with this pink-eyed devil. 120 00:06:45,856 --> 00:06:48,086 Or why would I hitch my pie wagon... 121 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:50,457 to this welfare check with legs... Why? 122 00:06:50,528 --> 00:06:53,258 Only one thing could make us increase the peace. 123 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,264 [Together] Howard Stern. 124 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,960 That beanpole may have stolen his hair from Donna Summer... 125 00:06:58,035 --> 00:07:00,799 And he is not going to steal this town from us. 126 00:07:00,871 --> 00:07:02,805 That's right. We are the true kings of all media. 127 00:07:02,873 --> 00:07:04,807 My radio show is more popular... 128 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,809 than a drunk broad at a Kennedy party. 129 00:07:06,877 --> 00:07:08,811 - That's right. - I defy you to name... 130 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:11,905 a more shameless camera hog than yours truly. 131 00:07:11,982 --> 00:07:15,179 I have talent on loan from God. From God, do you hear me? 132 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,422 I want you, Stern! I want you! 133 00:07:21,492 --> 00:07:23,790 And oh, my, here comes Fart Man right now... 134 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,159 with his tag team partner, Robin Quivers. 135 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,425 I am Fart Man! 136 00:07:28,499 --> 00:07:32,401 Well, well... If it isn'tJabber the Hut. 137 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:36,839 And who dressed this big fat guy up as James Brown? 138 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:40,070 - Oh, Howard, please. - All right, Fart Man, you gonna get yours. 139 00:07:40,144 --> 00:07:43,272 - Get him, Robin. - [Groaning] 140 00:07:43,347 --> 00:07:45,645 Oh, that's punishment. 141 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:48,116 - [Snarls] - Oh, look... 142 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:50,585 Shamu just got in the ring. 143 00:07:50,654 --> 00:07:52,645 Now all we need are some lesbians... 144 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,816 and a tub of whipped cream and we've got a show. 145 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,826 [Announcer] Oh, my goodness, ladies and gentlemen. 146 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:00,057 This has all the makings of a bare-knuckles street brawl. 147 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:05,364 All right, Stern, let's see how your feminazi shill likes my super slam. 148 00:08:05,436 --> 00:08:07,131 Just make her watch your TV show. 149 00:08:07,204 --> 00:08:09,263 That'll put her to sleep, you sperm whale. 150 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:11,399 - Oh, Howard. [Laughs] - [Yells] 151 00:08:11,475 --> 00:08:14,069 - [Growling] - [Givens Laughing] 152 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:17,342 It breaks my heart to see a Nubian princess go to bobo. 153 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:21,145 Don't stop. Don't stop, you cocker spaniel. 154 00:08:21,218 --> 00:08:23,152 [Growls] 155 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,154 Oh, Howard, you're terrible. 156 00:08:25,222 --> 00:08:27,747 [Announcer] Incredible... Quivers taking a lot of punishment out there... 157 00:08:27,825 --> 00:08:29,816 and yet she's still laughing like an idiot. 158 00:08:29,894 --> 00:08:34,160 I will crush you flatter than the Ring Ding in my back pocket. 159 00:08:34,231 --> 00:08:36,529 No! 160 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,659 [Grunts] 161 00:08:38,736 --> 00:08:41,102 [Babbling] 162 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,663 Al, do you mind? 163 00:08:43,741 --> 00:08:46,608 Your armpit's like a cottage cheese factory. 164 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,712 Oh, Howard... Howard, please. 165 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:52,146 You're terrible. 166 00:08:52,216 --> 00:08:54,207 You know, Robin... 167 00:08:54,285 --> 00:08:56,947 I would love to play butt bongo with these two butterballs... 168 00:08:57,021 --> 00:09:00,013 but I'd have to be a kodo drummer. 169 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:02,524 Kodo drummer! Oh, Howard. 170 00:09:02,593 --> 00:09:04,584 All right, Stern, prepare to die. 171 00:09:04,662 --> 00:09:06,596 [Groans] 172 00:09:06,664 --> 00:09:10,191 - [Farting] - Oh. Oh, God! 173 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:13,498 [Laughing] 174 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:19,740 - Aha. My super powers have finally kicked in... - [Limbaugh Groans] 175 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:23,075 With a little help from that bran muffin and a pot of coffee. 176 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:25,138 [Givens] Bran muffin and a pot of coffee.! 177 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,480 - [Laughing] - [Announcer] What in the... 178 00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:30,748 Stern has pulled some kind of foreign object from his trunks. 179 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,846 It's a Hostess pie, you moron. 180 00:09:32,923 --> 00:09:35,756 It is.! It's a delicious fruit pie. 181 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:39,353 - [Grunts] - Hey, now, hold on, honky. 182 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:41,625 I want my piece of the pie. 183 00:09:41,699 --> 00:09:43,633 There it is, and it looks like we have... 184 00:09:43,701 --> 00:09:45,635 Wait, wait. Wait a second. It is... 185 00:09:45,703 --> 00:09:48,433 It's a disqualification. 186 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,632 [Bell Ringing] 187 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,171 Hey! This is a travesty. 188 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:01,741 This isn't the A.W.F. It's the F.C.C. 189 00:10:01,819 --> 00:10:04,447 I'm not gonna take that from you, caveman. 190 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,921 [Laughing] Oh, Howard. 191 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,851 [Indistinct] 192 00:10:14,632 --> 00:10:17,465 I guarantee you folks, this feud is a long way from over. 193 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,729 So until then, so long. 194 00:10:20,804 --> 00:10:23,238 Pull my finger, Robin. 195 00:10:26,677 --> 00:10:29,145 ♪♪ [Dance] 196 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,977 ♪♪ [Man Singing, Indistinct] 197 00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:57,089 ♪♪ [Ends] 198 00:10:58,123 --> 00:11:00,956 [Man] Live from the inner city... 199 00:11:01,026 --> 00:11:03,119 it's East Hollywood Squares. 200 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,857 With George Foreman, Spike Lee... 201 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,729 Dr. Dre, Robert Guillaume... 202 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,292 Fred Berry, Little Richard... 203 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:14,237 Jackeé, Shari Belafonte... 204 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,706 a guy from the Ojays and one of the Pips. 205 00:11:16,775 --> 00:11:19,972 And now, the master of East Hollywood Squares... 206 00:11:20,045 --> 00:11:22,377 Peter Marshall.! 207 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,643 - [Applause] - Thank you, Luis. 208 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:28,585 Welcome once again to The East Hollywood Squares. Hey, stars. 209 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,088 - [All Talking] - Nice to see each and every one of you. 210 00:11:31,156 --> 00:11:33,920 Let me show our home audience the secret square. 211 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,927 Now I want you to meet our players. 212 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:39,988 You've met Becky before. She's a shiatsu manipulator from Laughlin, Nevada. 213 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:42,056 - Welcome back, Becky. - Thank you. 214 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:45,001 And Daryl over here... He runs a singles complex in Canoga Park, California. 215 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:47,004 - Is that right? - Yeah. 216 00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:50,007 Now, backstage you won the game of One Potato, Two Potato, so Daryl... 217 00:11:50,075 --> 00:11:52,168 - "Duryl," is that right? "Duryl." - Yeah. 218 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:56,010 You'll... You'll start, so good luck, and, uh, pick a star. 219 00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:58,413 Yeah, I'll go with George Foreman, please, Peter. 220 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,418 [Cheers, Applause] 221 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,852 [Marshall] George, good to see you. How's it goin'? 222 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,856 Say, George, you've fought many of these... 223 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,449 but how many rounds are there in a title fight? 224 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,619 Ooh, Peter, you know, there's... 225 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:12,493 Well, there's round steak and there's ground round... 226 00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:15,124 and there's so many round tasty things. 227 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,964 Uh... 228 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:21,598 I'm gonna have to go with a cheeseburger. That's round. 229 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,642 Cheeseburger. What do you think? 230 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,303 - I'll agree. - [Buzzer Sounds] 231 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:29,211 No, I'm sorry, Daryl. That-That cheeseburger doesn't cut it. 232 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,442 In fact, it's pretty bizarre that the man... 233 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,451 would even say that, and that you would agree. 234 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,453 Becky, it's your turn. 235 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:38,354 - Pick a star. - I'll go with Spike Lee. 236 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,484 - Hi. Hi. - [Applause] 237 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,256 [Marshall] Spike, congratulations on your recent marriage. 238 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:48,232 Here's your question. " How many days a week do newlyweds hit it?" 239 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,699 - Ha, ha. Peter? - Yes. 240 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:50,757 - Peter. - Yes. 241 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:51,825 - Peter. - Hmm? 242 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,838 How many times do newlyweds hit it? 243 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,840 You mean, "Uh"? 244 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,842 You mean how many times does she gotta have it? 245 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,401 Huh? You mean how many times do we do the right thing? 246 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:03,448 Huh? How many times does "X" mark the spot? 247 00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:08,612 Huh? She gets the Spike Lee joint, like, uh, five times a week. Uh. 248 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,781 - Spike says five times a week. - Eww. I'll disagree. 249 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,451 - [Bell Dings] - Good choice. 250 00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:16,460 What do you... Get out of here, disagree. Get out of here. 251 00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:18,928 What are you agreeing on? Get out of here, agreeing. 252 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,932 Uh, Duryl, your pick. 253 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,333 Yeah. I'll go with the lovelyJackeé. 254 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,462 - [Marshall]Jackeé. - Hey, Peter. 255 00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:28,972 Good to see you. Good to see you. 256 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:33,637 Uh, what would you say is the most worn out spot in your house? 257 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:36,806 Uh... 258 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:39,715 I have to say my "G" spot. 259 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,651 - She says her "G" spot. - Uh, I'll agree. 260 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:48,352 - That's right. And circle gets the square. - [Bell Dings] 261 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,985 Becky, it's your turn to choose. 262 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:53,998 - Uh, yes, I'll go with Robert Guillaume. - Bob Guillaume... 263 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,000 - star of television's Benson. - [Muttering] 264 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,559 Great show. Benson. 265 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:02,198 Okay. In Alex Haley's Queen, what did the butler say to the Boss? 266 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,072 Kiss my black ass, man. 267 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,975 - I'll agree. - [Bell Dings] - Right. 268 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,709 And "X" gets the square. Duryl, what star will it be now? 269 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,274 Uh, I think I'll go with Fred Berry. 270 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,116 Fred Berry, Rerun from the classic What's Happening? 271 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,816 - What's new, Fred? - [Applause] 272 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,828 Not a darn thing. 273 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:28,162 That's why I'm here shooting East Hollywood Squares. 274 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:32,260 Yes. Uh, so, Fred, listen carefully. Very important question here. 275 00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:37,297 "What's small, purple, and should be examined by a doctor?" 276 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,140 Hmm. 277 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,976 I'd have to say... 278 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,573 Prince. 279 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:49,815 Prince. Small, purple and should be examined by a doctor. 280 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:53,153 Uh, well, do you agree or disagree? 281 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,159 - I'll disagree. - [Buzzer Sounds] 282 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,161 No, that's definitely a correct answer. 283 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,322 Becky, it's your pick. So... 284 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,731 I'll go with one of my personal favorites, Shari Belafonte. 285 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,962 I think she's everybody's personal favorite. 286 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,437 - Shari, here's your question. How big... - Hi. Peter. 287 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,440 - Hi, dear. You look so beautiful. - How ya doin'? 288 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,942 - Dig this. - [Chuckles] 289 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:14,274 The question is... 290 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:17,110 "How big is your forehead?" 291 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,959 Wow, Peter. I mean, how dare you, you know? I mean, how dare you? 292 00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:31,792 I would never ask someone, you know... I mean, dig this. 293 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:35,960 I would never ask someone how big their forehead was. All right, Peter? Twelve inches. 294 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,059 - Well, how is it? - Twelve inches. 295 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,298 - Twelve inches? - I'll agree. 296 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:44,035 - [Buzzer Sounds] - I'm sorry, Becky. It's actually 15 inches. 297 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,304 "X" doesn't get the square. 298 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,471 Duryl, it's your turn. Go get 'em. 299 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,038 Yeah, I'll go with the "D" man himself, all right? 300 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,050 The "D" man. 301 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,450 The incredible Dr. Dre in the house. 302 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,490 - Say, what's up, pal? - Hey, what's up, man. 303 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,583 I know you've been very busy. I heard you've had quite a few hits lately. 304 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,925 Well, you know, I been heapin' and a-peepin' and a-creepin'... 305 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,431 and I almost got popped 'cause my beeper kept beepin'... 306 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,592 so it's time I made my pressure felt. 307 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:13,263 Now let me creep to the mike like a phantom. What up? Yeah. 308 00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:16,774 Yeah, man, look. Y'all can't prove nothin' on me, right? Okay? 309 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:20,107 All right? Can't nobody do a positive I.D. On me yet, man. 310 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,113 That wasn't even my gun, "G." 311 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,513 What's up, up in here, huh? What's up? 312 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,419 - Are you ready for the question? - Yeah, come on with it. 313 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:32,583 Okay. " How many times should the word 'bitch' be used in a record?" 314 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:37,118 Uh-huh. Well, what you mean? Single, CD cut, 12-inch, maxi dance version, Loc? 315 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,130 - What up? - The single. 316 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,359 Uh-huh. Well, it depends on the ho... 317 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,367 I mean, lady. 318 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,632 - Well, take a guess. - All right. I would have to say... 319 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,798 Uh... 320 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:52,332 Uh, 12,715 times. 321 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,209 - That's give or take 100, money. - Agree or disagree? 322 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,475 Uh, yeah, I'll agree. 323 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,483 - [Bell Dings] - Circle gets the square. 324 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,111 - All right, good. - Yes. Okay. 325 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:06,817 - Uh, your turn, dear. - I'll go with Little Richard to black... To block. 326 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,826 [Alarm Sounds] 327 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,828 [Marshall] That is the secret square. 328 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,694 Becky, for the block, and we're going to Little Richard. 329 00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:16,427 Oh, good golly, Miss Molly. ♪ Ooh ♪ 330 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,638 True or false... 331 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,506 In London, another name for cigarette is "fag." 332 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:33,580 You better shut up and ask me another question. 333 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,586 All right. That's fair enough. 334 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,588 In your hit song "Tutti Frutti"... 335 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,750 we all know Kim Fields is Tutti, but who, exactly, is Frutti? 336 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:47,658 You're gonna make me cut you in half. 337 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,667 Maybe you'll like this one. I've got another question for you. 338 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:54,468 Listen carefully. Other than in the movies Pinocchio and Hook... 339 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,303 are there any other big fairies in Hollywood? 340 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:05,913 I'll have to say yes. ♪ Ooh ♪ Shut up. 341 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,918 - Agree or disagree? - I'll disagree. 342 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,977 - [Buzzer Sounds] - Oh, no, there are three on the panel right now... 343 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,148 that are suspect, but anyway... 344 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:15,193 You should have agreed. Duryl, you can win it right here. 345 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:20,823 - So go get 'em. - Yo, I'll take Little Richard to W-l-N. 346 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,924 Okay. Listen carefully. 347 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,969 "God created the world in six days. 348 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,971 On the seventh day, what did he do?" 349 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,270 He created rock 'n' roll, honey, and then he stole it from me. 350 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:33,607 He did. 'Cause I'm the creator, the originator of rock 'n' roll. 351 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,704 And you know what? He stole that burnin' bush idea. 352 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,342 I was the one in the mountains burnin'. ♪ Ooh ♪ 353 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,046 He said God created rock 'n' roll, then stole it from him. 354 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,611 - Do you agree or disagree? - Uh, I'll disagree. 355 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,284 - [Bell Dings] - Circle gets the square and the game. 356 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:51,227 Congratulations to Duryl. It looks like you're our new champion. 357 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,959 Hey, Kenny, tell Duryl what he's won on East Hollywood Squares. 358 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,263 [Announcer] Duryl, you've won one ticket... 359 00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:01,238 to the smash hit musical Mama, Put Down the Cornbread 'Cause I Wanna Sing. 360 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,571 Thank you, stars. I'll see you here next time. Peter Marshall saying bye-bye. 361 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,135 For more fun on East Hollywood Squares, you look for us. 362 00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:10,339 [Chattering] 363 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,747 I wish that this closing would come soon. 364 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,752 Thanks for joining us tonight, everyone. 365 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,811 Good night! 366 00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:19,755 ♪♪ [Theme] 367 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,397 [No Audible Dialogue] 368 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,534 ♪♪ [Continues] 369 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,116 [No Audible Dialogue] 370 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,766 ♪♪ [Ends] 31029

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