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- [Laughing]- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪
- Hi-yah!
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ And how would ya...How would ya... How would ya f... ♪
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♪ How would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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[Echoing] ♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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- [Turntable Scratching]- ♪ In living color♪♪
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[Laughing]
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[Man] Well, it's been one hell
of a fight here tonight at Caesar's Palace...
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- six of the most intense rounds
of fighting I've ever seen.
- [Bell Dings]
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And the seventh round
is under way. Ooh!
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A crushing blow to the head,followed by an uppercut.
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Jefferson circling.
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- What... What in the world...
- [Crowd Clamoring]
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- [Groaning]
- What is this?
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Could this be the notorious Fan Man?
No! No!
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It's Carl "the Tooth" Williams.
Tooth! Tooth, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm just showing
my skills on the ropes.
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You know what I'm saying?
'Cause I got skills like this.
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Oh!
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See, the thing about it is I have
studied all of Ali's moves, right?
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And he has what you call
the rope-a-dope, right?
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- Well, this is what I call "dope on a rope."
- [Crowd Booing]
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Tooth, they're booing you.
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- It looks like your little stunt
isn't going over here too well.
- No, they're not saying boo.
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What they're saying is,
"The Tooth. The Tooth. The Tooth. The Tooth."
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Look out there now.
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What's going...
Hey! Look out there.
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- How you doin', all my fans?
- Tooth, what are you doing here?
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- Basically, I'm just dangling.
- But why, Tooth?
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Oh, well, you know, see...
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I had to ask myself that question
sometimes too, you know...
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'cause I was supposed to be here
with Don King, right?
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He said he was gonna give me the fight,
but he didn't want to fly a brother in.
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And I got a homey...
His name is Luke, right?
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He say, " Hey, don't worry about it.
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I'll drop you right over the fight,"
so here I is.
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Well... Well... That's fine, Tooth,
but why this parachute?
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Well, I tried it without it,
but it's hard on the spine.
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Right. Tooth, uh, why do you think...
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they should give you a shot
at the title after this thing here?
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Well, you know, considering...
This is just the way I should be.
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You know, I should have the title,
you know what I'm saying?
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Considering that the W.B.A.
Ranks you at the bottom of the list...
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what makes you think
you're worth a title shot?
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The reason they rank me
at the bottom of the list...
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- is because it's in alphabetical order.
- Uh-huh.
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You see, it's A-B-C-D...
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uh, all them other letters, and then "T."
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Uh, actually, Tooth,
the WBA ranks the boxers...
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according to the number of victories...
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overall points and difficulty of opponents.
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- Is that what they do?
- That's what they do.
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Okay, for straight... I guess changing
my name wouldn't help then, huh?
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- I'm afraid not, Tooth.
- Well, hey, don't sweat it.
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- Hey, man, why don't you get out the ring...
- Hey, man.
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- I hear you. I tell you what.
- And let some real fighters fight, man?
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- I see you got your back turned.
I see you got your back turned.
- I'm over here, man.
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- I'm over here. I'm over here.
- That's what I'm saying.
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Well, then, it's on, then, man.
Come on, man.
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Hey! Hey, brother.
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Hey, man. Hey, bro... I just met you, man.
Why we gotta do all this?
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Man, man, man, I trained
six months for this fight.
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Hey, that's your problem. You need
to quit training and start fighting.
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- Man, I'll take you out.
- Oh, did know... Hey.
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Take me out?
K.F.C. Got a special rotisserie.
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- Look...
- Here.
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- That's right.
- [Groans]
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Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
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Yeah, you right.
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Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right.
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- [Groans]
- [Groans]
- I don't believe it.
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Johnson and Feicher
are both knocked out.
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- Tooth, what happened?
- Well... Well, see...
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- Where you at?
- Over here.
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You saw it here tonight live, folks.
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Maybe Carl "the Tooth" Williams
does deserve a shot at that title.
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You damn skippy.
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Let me at 'im!
Let me at 'im!
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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♪♪ [Man Rapping]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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[Man] This week,
In Living Color asks the question...
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"What if the Menendez brotherswere black?"
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- Did you talk to the governor, man?
- Yeah, man...
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Did you tell him
that it wasn't our fault, man?
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- Our mama done flashed us
more than a stop light, yo?
- I'm tellin' ya.
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Did he tell you that our dad tongue
kissed us better than our dates?
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Did he tell you that every night
our dad tucked us in...
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he tucked us in with him?
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That ain't funny, man.
It's all your fault, Lyle.
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- Man, I'll tell you...
- Mom like to sleep with you the best.
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[Electrical Sputtering]
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[Sizzling]
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Oh! It's hot!
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Hi. I'm Lorena Bobbitt...
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the crazy gal who filleted
her hubby's beef jerky...
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and I'm honored that the people
at Ginsu International...
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have decided to cash in
on my cheap celebrity...
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and make me a spokesperson for...
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the Deboner 2000.
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Finally, a kitchen product for
the modern woman who's had enough...
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of ordinary knives.
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Ladies...
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Ladies, do you sometimes feel oppressed
and subservient to your kitchen?
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Ah. How liberating.
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Look at how it chops this carrot.
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This cucumber. This banana.
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And ladies, this knife will cut
any worthless piece of meat.
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It can... It can take this
painfully thick kielbasa...
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and turn it into a harmless doggy treat.
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[Kissing]
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Good boy. But don't throw
exhibit "A" out the window...
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not with company coming over.
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Mmm.
[Chuckles]
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Great munchies, Lorena.
[Chuckles]
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You could just die for these.
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Almost.
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The Deboner 2000 is made
of forged surgical steel...
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sharp enough to perform microsurgery.
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In fact, you might even have to.
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The handle's made of a miracle
polymer that resists fingerprints...
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and the Teflon-coated blade
wipes clean in a jiffy.
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Not even DNA testing
could find anything on this.
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Compact, so it fits in your purse
or under a pillow.
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Say you've spent all day making...
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this beautiful guacamole dip
for that special someone...
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but let's say that special someone
doesn't come home that evening...
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You know, but instead decides
to go sample...
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some cheap floozie's salsa
down the street.
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Then he comes home
all drunk and smelly...
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and thinks he can just
roll on top of you...
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like you're some skank concubine.
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Well, after Mr. Friendly
has done his business...
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why don't you make him
a nice cucumber salad...
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with the Deboner 2000?
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It slices. It dices.
It chops. It hacks. It severs.
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The Deboner 2000 chops
through metal zippers.
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Cotton shorts.
Whoo!
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And is still sharp enough
to hack away...
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at this pimply little gamecock.
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You cheating, lying,
stupid son of a bitch, I'll kill you!
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[Woman] Order now and we'lltoss in, absolutely free...
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this Ginsu Nutcracker Deluxe.
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So what you waiting for?911 operators are standing by.
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Don't say Ginsu, say "Ow.!"
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Jimmy Pineapple, y'all.
Come on, give it up forJimmy Pineapple.
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The comic with the Hawaiian shirt,
Jimmy Pineapple.
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Now I'd like to thank
the boys from Precinct 28...
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for celebrating Officer Shannon's
birthday here tonight.
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- Is that all right?
- [Cheering]
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Now in the spirit of police
and community relations...
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I'd like to bring up this next act...
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Sammy and Bill.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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[Chuckling]
Oh, man, it's good to be here.
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Now I'm just trying to help improve
community/police relations...
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through a smile.
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Now I think it's time you all met
a little friend of mine...
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Patrolman Bill.
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Oh, man.
Thank you.
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Well, it's good to see you,
Patrolman Bill.
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Why, you look a little different to me.
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[Shouting] Yeah, that's because
you're not looking at me...
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through prison bars, you punk.
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He's funny, isn't he?
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Yeah. Well, right now,
ladies and gentlemen...
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we'd like to bring about peacemaking...
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by doing a little sketch we call...
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"The Traffic Stop."
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Comin' at you.
"Traffic Stop."
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Thank you.
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Uh, Officer, uh...
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There seems to be a problem.
What is it?
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[Shouting]
Damn tootin' there's a problem.
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Get your hands where I can see 'em!
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Look, man, what's this all about?
I didn't do anything wrong.
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Yeah? Well, it's a
35-mile-an-hour zone, punk...
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and you're doing 36.
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One mile an hour?
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I mean, what's that?
Are you crazy?
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Oh, my God.
Looks like he's on angel dust.
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Backup! I need backup!
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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[Chuckling] Now for our next sketch,
we would like to do...
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a little piece we call,
"The 911 Call."
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Thank you.
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Ding dong.
Man. Who is it?
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Police! Open up!
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Oh, Officer Bill. Thank God you're here.
I've just been robbed.
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Put your hands where I can see 'em!
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You don't understand, Patrolman.
I'm the victim.
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Yeah? And I'm the freakin' tooth fairy.
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You know the drill.
Spread 'em.
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Man, this is ridiculous, man.
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Why you hassling me, man? The criminal's
running off with all my stuff, man.
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Let me ask you something.
Did he steal your damn video camera?
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Yes. Good!
[Shouting]
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Y'all been beautiful.Increase the peace.
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I'm off.
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Let's give it up.
Sammy and Bill. Come on.
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[Chattering]
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- Can I help you?
- Yes. Is this Chi Chi Phi fraternity?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, well, my son Barry is rushing.
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Barry! Barry!
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[Man]Oh, Ma.
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Barry, get in here.
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What are you looking at, young man?
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You've never seen
an umbilical cord before?
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[Groans]
I think I'm seeing things.
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Oh, would you look at this pigsty.
This is disgusting.
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I do not want you
frequenting this place.
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It's a festival of germs
and God knows what else.
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00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:49,165
Now be a good boy.
Go get me a diet soda.
233
00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:51,169
Go ahead.
234
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:59,743
Hi. I'm Allison.
235
00:11:59,812 --> 00:12:02,372
I'm in the Morrison dorm.
236
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:07,117
Hi. I'm Barry.
I'm in room...
237
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,121
She does not need to know that.
238
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,123
You've told her quite enough.
239
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,126
- Barry, are you okay?
- [Groaning]
240
00:12:16,296 --> 00:12:18,230
Yeah. Uh...
241
00:12:18,298 --> 00:12:21,233
Allison, this is my ma.
242
00:12:21,301 --> 00:12:24,202
- Hello.
- What is that thing?
243
00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:27,296
What? My belly button?
244
00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:29,307
Yeah, it's an "outie."
245
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:34,836
- It's attached to your...
- It happens to be his umbilical cord, Miss Nosy.
246
00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:36,939
Maybe if you'd kept yours,
you wouldn't be such a little slut...
247
00:12:37,016 --> 00:12:40,452
trying to pick up nice boys at an
alcohol-drenched orgy like this one.
248
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,580
You guys are wicked queer.
[Sobbing]
249
00:12:45,091 --> 00:12:47,719
Ma! Why do you always do that?
250
00:12:47,794 --> 00:12:50,558
- I think she liked me.
- Oh, honey, not as much as I do.
251
00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:52,894
- I love you.
- I can't live like this anymore.
252
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,900
Everywhere I go, there you are.
253
00:12:54,968 --> 00:12:56,902
I can't even go
to the bathroom alone.
254
00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:59,700
- Well, I don't look.
- Yeah, but you wipe.
255
00:13:01,975 --> 00:13:03,909
Hey, come on, everybody.
Let's Limbo.
256
00:13:03,977 --> 00:13:06,445
- Hey! Hey, get out of here.
- Whoo!
257
00:13:06,512 --> 00:13:08,605
- Get away from me.
- [Laughing]
258
00:13:08,681 --> 00:13:11,081
Smart aleck.
All right, fine.
259
00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,516
Never let it be said I am not
an accommodating mother.
260
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:17,022
All right, you go mingle or whatever
it is you kids call it these days.
261
00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:19,354
I'll just sit here in the corner by myself...
262
00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:21,791
and wait for Alzheimer's to set in.
263
00:13:23,696 --> 00:13:25,630
- Ma...
- No. You shouldn't worry about me...
264
00:13:25,698 --> 00:13:28,189
Even though strokes aren't
uncommon for people my age.
265
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,201
Oh, my heart.
266
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:32,533
- Okay. I'm going.
- Don't worry about me.
267
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,408
Hi, guys. My name is Barry.
268
00:13:36,476 --> 00:13:38,706
Hi, Barry. You want a beer?
269
00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:41,542
No, I don't think so.
270
00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:43,878
[Whispering] I don't think
my mother would be pleased.
271
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:46,384
Aw, come on.
How's she gonna know?
272
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,886
All right? Come on.
Come on, chug.
273
00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:52,618
- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug...
- Well, l...
274
00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:54,626
Okay.
275
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:59,291
[Belches]
276
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,999
What are you doing?
Are you drinking beer?
277
00:14:03,069 --> 00:14:05,469
Busted.
[Laughs]
278
00:14:05,538 --> 00:14:08,507
Don't you know that alcohol
can damage the fetus?
279
00:14:08,574 --> 00:14:11,338
I'm not your little
fetus anymore, Ma.
280
00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:14,346
Wake up and smell the placenta.
281
00:14:14,414 --> 00:14:17,349
I'm in my 74th trimester.
282
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:20,011
Okay, fine.
You go have your fun.
283
00:14:20,086 --> 00:14:22,350
Don't worry about your mother
who gave you life.
284
00:14:22,422 --> 00:14:24,686
I'll just be over here catching
Parkinson's disease.
285
00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:26,691
All right?
Is that what you want?
286
00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:30,525
Fine. Over here in the corner,
catching Parkinson's.
287
00:14:30,596 --> 00:14:32,587
Oh!
288
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,767
- Hi, Allison.
- Hi.
289
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:38,235
- Do you want to dance?
- Okay.
290
00:14:38,304 --> 00:14:40,499
♪♪ [Dance]
291
00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:50,382
- Barry?
- Oh!
292
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:53,385
You get away from him.
He's my son.
293
00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:55,387
Oh! Oh!
294
00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:58,549
- Eww! [Screams]
- What?
295
00:14:58,624 --> 00:15:02,321
- Allison, come back.
- It's good for your hair. It's good for your hair.
296
00:15:03,596 --> 00:15:05,530
That's enough out of you, young man.
297
00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:07,828
Obviously you're not
old enough to be an adult.
298
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,494
Now you're very cranky.
You need a time out.
299
00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:14,103
- Stop that! You need a time out.
- I do not.
300
00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:16,107
- Yes, you do.
- Do not.
301
00:15:16,175 --> 00:15:18,109
Oh, yes, you do, young man.
You come with me.
302
00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:21,738
- You are leaving this party. Bye-bye, everybody.
- See ya, guys. See ya.
303
00:15:23,082 --> 00:15:25,676
- [Throbbing]
- I'm sorry about the dance, Allison.
304
00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:29,084
Friday? No, I can't.
305
00:15:29,155 --> 00:15:32,682
I'm... kind of grounded.
306
00:15:32,758 --> 00:15:34,726
Oh! Oh!
307
00:15:34,794 --> 00:15:37,228
Oh, stop kicking.I mean it, Barry.
308
00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:39,924
I'm gonna hold you in.
309
00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:45,037
Tonight we'd like to welcome
Blue Note recording artist...
310
00:15:45,104 --> 00:15:48,198
Us3, doing their new hit single,
"Cantaloop."
311
00:15:48,274 --> 00:15:50,208
- Give it up.
- ♪♪ [Jazzy Dance Beat]
312
00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:53,541
[Indistinct] Yo. This go out to all
my people back home in Brooklyn.
313
00:15:53,613 --> 00:15:56,878
Know what I'm sayin'?
[Indistinct]
314
00:15:56,949 --> 00:15:58,883
Check it.
315
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:28,240
♪♪ [Rapping]
316
00:17:07,954 --> 00:17:11,890
♪♪ [Continues]
317
00:18:16,422 --> 00:18:19,721
♪♪ [Ends]
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