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How would ya f... ♪ 12 00:00:32,417 --> 00:00:34,351 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 13 00:00:34,419 --> 00:00:36,580 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 14 00:00:36,654 --> 00:00:40,112 [Echoing] ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 15 00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:43,649 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:43,728 --> 00:00:45,787 ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:46,864 --> 00:00:48,354 ♪ In living color♪ 18 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:51,960 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 19 00:00:52,036 --> 00:00:56,302 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 20 00:00:56,374 --> 00:01:01,073 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:05,081 - ♪ You can do what you wan... wan... wan... ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 22 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:07,083 - [Turntable Scratching] - ♪ In living color♪♪ 23 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:09,585 [Laughing] 24 00:01:27,238 --> 00:01:29,172 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 25 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,731 Welcome to another exciting year of... [Clears Throat] In Living Color. 26 00:01:31,809 --> 00:01:35,711 Or what we call it around here is I.L.C. [Dying Laugh] 27 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:39,011 Anyway, I'm gonna be introducing some of the new cast members. 28 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:41,278 First up, we got Anne-MarieJohnson. 29 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:43,752 - Thank you. - [Cast, Audience Cheering] 30 00:01:43,821 --> 00:01:47,450 [David] You better work, girl. Look all this here. 31 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:51,586 She's gonna be tellin' us, you know, what's happenin' now, in the heat of the night. 32 00:01:51,662 --> 00:01:54,961 - [Laughs] Look out! - They call me Mr. Tibbs! 33 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,297 That's beautiful. Okay, next up, we got Carol Rosenthal. 34 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:05,171 A'ight. We got my man... Marc Wilmore. 35 00:02:06,344 --> 00:02:09,575 He's one of the famous Wilmore boys. 36 00:02:09,647 --> 00:02:12,377 And last, we haveJay Leggett. 37 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:16,410 And, of course, you know we got the O.G. Staff here. 38 00:02:16,487 --> 00:02:21,447 Jim, Ali. T'Keyah on bass, Tommy on drums. 39 00:02:21,526 --> 00:02:25,257 And, on backup vocals, Jamie Foxx. 40 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,361 - Good morning, honey. - Hi, honey. 41 00:02:34,439 --> 00:02:37,738 I see we're having the same old boring breakfast again. 42 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:41,336 Uh-uh. Today, we're gonna start our day off with something new. 43 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:44,973 It's "Rusell Simon" Def StrawberryJam. 44 00:02:45,049 --> 00:02:48,712 [Announcer] Yes.! It's Rusell Simon's Def StrawberryJam. 45 00:02:48,786 --> 00:02:53,120 One bite will turn your family into a fresh, fly hip-hop crew. 46 00:02:53,191 --> 00:02:56,058 Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! That's a... [Bleeps] 47 00:02:56,127 --> 00:02:58,061 Good... [Bleeps] 48 00:03:00,798 --> 00:03:05,030 You know, it's about time you served some good food... [Bleeps] 49 00:03:07,305 --> 00:03:09,239 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 50 00:03:09,307 --> 00:03:11,468 Hey, your ugly... [Bleeps] Ain't the only... [Bleeps] 51 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:14,010 Who likes this... [Bleeps] 52 00:03:14,078 --> 00:03:17,741 Those... [Bleeps] kids be puttin' it on their waffles and... [Bleeps] 53 00:03:17,815 --> 00:03:19,806 Whoo! 54 00:03:19,884 --> 00:03:21,818 Let go of my... [Bleeps] Eggo! 55 00:03:21,886 --> 00:03:25,151 You let go of my... [Bleeps] Eggo! 56 00:03:25,223 --> 00:03:27,214 No! You let go of my... [Bleeps] Eggo! 57 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,589 I'll stick my foot up your... [Bleeps] So deep... 58 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:31,719 your breath will smell like shoe polish! 59 00:03:31,796 --> 00:03:35,391 Oh, you little... [Bleeps] Can kiss my black... [Bleeps] 60 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:38,799 - [Kids Shouting, Bleeped] - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 61 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,338 What you little... [Bleeps] Fightin' over? 62 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:45,434 There's enough of this... [Bleeps] 63 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:48,274 - For everybody! - Damn! - Damn! 64 00:03:48,346 --> 00:03:51,008 - ♪♪ [Hip Hop] - Simons in the house! 65 00:03:51,082 --> 00:03:55,917 Give it up for my man Russell. He's dressed like a bum, but he's paid like... [Bleeps] 66 00:03:55,987 --> 00:03:57,921 Look here! We out! Peace! 67 00:03:57,989 --> 00:03:59,923 Peace! 68 00:03:59,991 --> 00:04:02,858 ♪♪ [Hip Hop Continues] 69 00:04:02,927 --> 00:04:06,522 [Announcer] Yo.! It's Rusell Simon's Def StrawberryJam. 70 00:04:06,597 --> 00:04:10,624 Also try Miracle "Whip That... [Bleeps] Salad Dressing and... 71 00:04:10,701 --> 00:04:13,101 [Bleeps] FruitJelly. 72 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,365 With a name like Russell Simons, yo.! 73 00:04:15,439 --> 00:04:18,875 It's got to be... [Bleeps] good. Out.! Peace.! 74 00:04:26,984 --> 00:04:31,182 You ever make the wrong turn, and, next thing you know, you're "in the hood"? 75 00:04:33,457 --> 00:04:35,618 And why do they call it "hood"? 76 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,457 What is it, like, the entire city's a giant sweatshirt... 77 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,463 and that's the part you pull over your head? 78 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,193 What... is the deal? 79 00:04:45,803 --> 00:04:48,271 [Siren Wailing In Distance] 80 00:04:49,273 --> 00:04:51,764 George. 81 00:04:51,842 --> 00:04:54,436 Look at that. 82 00:04:57,815 --> 00:05:00,613 What? What am I looking at? What? 83 00:05:00,685 --> 00:05:03,210 What's the deal with the burnt-out car? 84 00:05:03,287 --> 00:05:05,517 The guy's never heard of a trade-in? 85 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:07,524 When they say warm up the engine... 86 00:05:07,592 --> 00:05:09,526 this is not what they intended. 87 00:05:09,594 --> 00:05:12,995 What... is... the deal? 88 00:05:14,932 --> 00:05:17,127 Jerry, what are we doing here? Look around. 89 00:05:17,201 --> 00:05:19,567 It's 3:00 in the morning. It's... [Nervous Chuckle] 90 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:22,504 Where... Where are we? I said, "Let's take a cab." 91 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,507 But, no, no. You didn't want to take a cab. 92 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,043 Mr. No Cab. Mr. King of the No Cabs. 93 00:05:27,111 --> 00:05:29,136 That's what I gonna call you from now on... King No Cab. 94 00:05:29,213 --> 00:05:31,340 What are we doing here? It's, uh... [Chuckling] 95 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,406 [Murmurs] 96 00:05:36,687 --> 00:05:38,621 Jerry, George. 97 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:41,317 - What is this? - Thank God, I caught up with you guys. 98 00:05:41,392 --> 00:05:44,486 I've been running for 30 blocks just to find a door to enter through. 99 00:05:44,562 --> 00:05:48,692 Kramer! What are you doing here? 100 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,997 I came to get my haircut. Oh, yeah. 101 00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:54,094 It took me 20 years to realize I had the hair of a black man. 102 00:05:54,171 --> 00:05:56,105 I must be an octoroon. 103 00:05:56,173 --> 00:05:59,165 Don't just stand there, Kramer. Help us. Do something. 104 00:05:59,243 --> 00:06:02,235 Oh, no. No, no, no. You honkies are on your own. Oh, yeah. 105 00:06:04,815 --> 00:06:07,181 [Chattering] 106 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,846 What's with the elaborate way black guys shake hands? 107 00:06:11,922 --> 00:06:15,585 They smack, slap, wiggle. What is the deal? 108 00:06:17,261 --> 00:06:20,025 Hey. I haven't seen you in a long time. 109 00:06:20,097 --> 00:06:22,588 I think I'll smack you and slap you and really hurt your hand. 110 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:24,931 Let me ask you somethin'. What you doin' up in the projects? 111 00:06:25,002 --> 00:06:27,664 [High-strung Voice] Yeah. Yeah, this the projects. 112 00:06:30,775 --> 00:06:34,074 Projects? What teacher assigned this project? 113 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:38,138 Looking at the state of it, I hope they're grading on a curve. 114 00:06:38,215 --> 00:06:41,207 - What? - Don't pay any attention to him. 115 00:06:41,285 --> 00:06:43,219 He's delirious. He doesn't know what he's saying. 116 00:06:43,287 --> 00:06:46,381 So, if he does say something, it's, uh, delirium. So don't pay any atten... 117 00:06:46,457 --> 00:06:49,017 That's why they call him Mr., uh, Delirious. 118 00:06:49,093 --> 00:06:51,027 It's looks like your man is dissin' you, brother. What up? 119 00:06:51,095 --> 00:06:53,029 Yeah. He cold dissin'. 120 00:06:54,365 --> 00:06:57,095 What is "dis"? 121 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:59,102 Is it the opposite of"dat"? 122 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:03,837 And when did we become brothers? Does Mom know about this? 123 00:07:03,908 --> 00:07:06,172 Hey, yo! Don't be talkin' 'bout my mother. What's up? 124 00:07:06,243 --> 00:07:10,111 Hey, man. You-You treadin' on ground zero, you talkin' 'bout this boy's mama. 125 00:07:10,181 --> 00:07:13,241 Why are black guys so protective... 126 00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:16,047 of their mothers? 127 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,054 - Hey, man, what did you say? - He doesn't know what he's saying. 128 00:07:18,122 --> 00:07:20,056 He doesn't know. He doesn't know what he's saying. 129 00:07:20,124 --> 00:07:22,058 So, uh... Boy, does he not know what he's saying. 130 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:24,185 - Boy? Who you callin' "boy"? - [Muttering] 131 00:07:24,261 --> 00:07:27,059 I didn't mean "boy." I don't even know what boy means. 132 00:07:27,131 --> 00:07:29,793 "Girl" I know. But I don't know from boys. 133 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,858 - Let's get this sucker. - We'll bum rush your ass! 134 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,403 Why do they call it "bum rushing"? 135 00:07:36,474 --> 00:07:38,408 Who's a bum? What's the rush? 136 00:07:38,476 --> 00:07:41,240 Why would a bum be in a hurry? They have nowhere to go. 137 00:07:41,312 --> 00:07:43,906 They have no pressing engagements. They're bums. 138 00:07:43,981 --> 00:07:47,747 They should call it " dragging you off and kickin' the"... 139 00:07:52,022 --> 00:07:54,820 Yeah, look, uh, Jerry Seinfeld couldn't make it here tonight... 140 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,224 so, you know, he asked us to fill in for him. 141 00:07:57,294 --> 00:08:00,457 - You know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah. Heh, heh. Fill in for him. 142 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:05,768 Peep this. You know, like, when you be washing your laundry and stuff... 143 00:08:05,836 --> 00:08:08,202 you know, like, one sock end up missin' and stuff. 144 00:08:08,272 --> 00:08:10,206 - Like, what's up with that? You know what I'm sayin'? - [Giggling] 145 00:08:10,274 --> 00:08:12,265 Yeah. What be up with that missin' sock? 146 00:08:20,885 --> 00:08:23,820 ♪♪ [Hip Hop] 147 00:08:23,888 --> 00:08:26,254 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 148 00:09:01,392 --> 00:09:05,192 ♪♪ [Fades Out] 149 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,122 [Cheering] 150 00:09:11,268 --> 00:09:13,463 [Gasping, Stomping Foot] 151 00:09:13,537 --> 00:09:15,471 [Wheezing Laugh, Coughing] 152 00:09:15,539 --> 00:09:18,872 Let's keep it goin' for Frankie, the comic with one name. 153 00:09:18,943 --> 00:09:22,674 - Come on, Frankie. - [Crowd Applauds] 154 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:27,011 Our next act hopes to release some of the tension... 155 00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:29,018 that is grippin' our neighborhood... 156 00:09:29,086 --> 00:09:32,487 and heal it... [Coughs] With laughter. 157 00:09:32,556 --> 00:09:34,490 So, in the spirit of brotherhood... 158 00:09:34,558 --> 00:09:37,083 give a big Zodiac Comedy Shack welcome... 159 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:39,994 for Sammy... [Coughs] and Kim. 160 00:09:40,064 --> 00:09:43,056 - Come on. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 161 00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:45,601 Thank you, everybody. 162 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,695 All right. Boy, I tell you what. It's good to be here. 163 00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:50,967 Matter of fact, it's good to be anywhere. Say what? 164 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:54,101 [Laughing] You heard what I said, right? 165 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:56,544 All right, well, you know, right now... 166 00:09:56,614 --> 00:09:59,242 it's time for me to introduce you to my best friend. 167 00:09:59,316 --> 00:10:03,082 I'm talkin' about my main man... Kim! Give it up for Kim! 168 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:08,991 Well, say hello, dummy. 169 00:10:09,059 --> 00:10:11,687 [Affecting Asian Accent] Hello, dummy! 170 00:10:11,762 --> 00:10:13,696 Kim's crazy, isn't he? 171 00:10:13,764 --> 00:10:16,130 Now we would like to do a little sketch... 172 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,532 that we call "The Market." 173 00:10:18,602 --> 00:10:21,696 - [Applause] - Thank you so much. Thank you. 174 00:10:23,107 --> 00:10:25,098 ♪♪ [Whistling] 175 00:10:30,347 --> 00:10:32,679 Yo, man. Why you always follow me around, man? 176 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,684 [Accent] You buy something now! 177 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,256 Man, I'm telling you. I'm just lookin', all right? 178 00:10:39,323 --> 00:10:41,314 You no looking. You buy! 179 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,126 Man, give me a chance, man. 180 00:10:45,195 --> 00:10:48,289 Damn. I wanna decide. I don't feel comfortable with you breathing down my neck. 181 00:10:48,365 --> 00:10:51,459 Then you no liking. Then you leave! Come in tomorrow! 182 00:10:51,535 --> 00:10:54,902 Fine. I'm outta here. Thank you. Thank you so much. 183 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:03,375 Now continuing with the healing. 184 00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:07,247 Right now, we'd like to do something that we call "The Liquor Store." 185 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,309 - [Applause] - Thank you so much. 186 00:11:11,956 --> 00:11:13,890 ♪♪ [Whistling] 187 00:11:17,795 --> 00:11:19,729 Yo, man. Why you always follow me around, man? 188 00:11:19,797 --> 00:11:22,129 You buy something now! 189 00:11:22,199 --> 00:11:23,928 Hey, man. I'm just lookin', man. 190 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:26,469 You no look. You buy. Come on, make my day. 191 00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:31,898 You steal malt liquor! I know! 192 00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:33,910 Man, when did I steal malt liquor, man? 193 00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:36,071 When don't you? 194 00:11:36,146 --> 00:11:38,080 I told you I'm gonna pay for it, all right? 195 00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:40,116 Why do I look like to you? 196 00:11:40,184 --> 00:11:43,642 Do I look like some kind of dummy? 197 00:11:43,721 --> 00:11:46,713 That's why I am watching you. [Karate Yell] 198 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,724 All right, man. Damn. 199 00:11:49,893 --> 00:11:51,827 ♪♪ [Whistling] 200 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,827 Hey, man! Damn! 201 00:11:57,901 --> 00:12:01,166 You no reading my magazine! You buy! This is no library! You buy now! 202 00:12:01,238 --> 00:12:02,967 Man, get off my butt. 203 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,168 No. You kissing my butt. And I hope, when you apply your lips to my buttock... 204 00:12:06,243 --> 00:12:07,972 you come up with splinter on your tongue. 205 00:12:08,045 --> 00:12:09,535 You no look! You buy! 206 00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:12,446 Thank you. Thank you very much. Have a good evening. 207 00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:15,041 Thank you. Thank you very much. 208 00:12:15,119 --> 00:12:17,314 Whoo! Oh, man. 209 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,357 Now continuing on the theme called... 210 00:12:20,424 --> 00:12:23,450 "Can't we all just get along?" 211 00:12:23,527 --> 00:12:27,964 We would like to close with a little dramatic moment... 212 00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:29,966 I'd like to call "The Riot." 213 00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:31,968 - [Applause] - Thank you. 214 00:12:35,105 --> 00:12:37,596 Whaa! Whaa! You no burning my store! 215 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,869 Thank you. Thank you very much. 216 00:12:39,943 --> 00:12:43,811 Thank you. Thank you. Of all the crowds we've performed for... 217 00:12:43,881 --> 00:12:46,008 You been the most recent. I'm Kim. 218 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,812 And I'm Sammy. 219 00:12:47,885 --> 00:12:50,285 Can't we all just get along? [Karate Yell] 220 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,083 Peace. All right. 221 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,594 One more time! Sammy and Kim! 222 00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:06,343 [Woman On P.A.] Dr. Jones. Dr. Klein. Paging Dr. Klein. 223 00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,350 Okay. Just fill out these forms in triplicate... 224 00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,886 and the doctor will see you shortly, okay? 225 00:13:10,954 --> 00:13:13,047 - [Animal Yelps] - What was that? 226 00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:16,820 - I don't know. It sounds like somebody ran over a hyena. - Eww! 227 00:13:16,893 --> 00:13:19,384 Hey! 228 00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:22,830 - Whoo! - [Audience Whooping] 229 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,768 Hey. 230 00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:28,737 - [Whooping Continues] - [Man Shouts] 231 00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:31,535 - Um, can I help you? - Oh, yeah. 'Cause I'm in pain. 232 00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:35,044 I ain't felt pain like this since I got my stomach kicked in in the riots. 233 00:13:36,346 --> 00:13:38,814 Uh, Miss, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to wait. 234 00:13:38,882 --> 00:13:41,214 - There are about 10 people... - You don't understand. I'm "ret" to blow. 235 00:13:42,486 --> 00:13:44,420 Oh, my! Well, here. You have a seat... 236 00:13:44,488 --> 00:13:46,683 and I will get the doctor right away. 237 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:49,156 You don't have to be puttin' your hands all on me though. 238 00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:53,060 Ooh, shoot. These contractions is just killin' me, girl. 239 00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:56,997 Ooh, and this makin' my lips so hard and crispy. 240 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,831 Ooh, would you like some? 241 00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:02,371 - No, thank you. - Oh, okay. 242 00:14:02,439 --> 00:14:06,102 - Did you take Lamaze? - No, but I was with Lamar and Lamertin. 243 00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,872 I don't know Lamaze. Ain't he light-skinned and stuff? 244 00:14:08,945 --> 00:14:11,243 And he used to pop lock and stuff back in the day? 245 00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:13,248 I remember him. He's good. He's good. 246 00:14:13,316 --> 00:14:15,250 I'll rock his world. I sure will. 247 00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:17,843 Why you so scared? Why you be scared? 248 00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:21,322 I can't help it. I'm two weeks overdue. 249 00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:23,586 Oh, girl, that ain't nothin'. I'm about two months overdue. 250 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:27,528 I just crossed my legs 'cause... and held it in 'cause I wanted me a Capricorn. 251 00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:31,662 That's real. 252 00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:35,637 Ooh, boy, I feel like this baby is kickin' field goals in my stuff. 253 00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:39,505 - [Loud Splash] - Oh! Oh! 254 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:43,111 I guess I shouldn't have drank all that Kool-Aid. 255 00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:46,580 Oh, my God. Your water broke. Doctor! Quickly. 256 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,584 - Yes, nurse. What seems to be the problem? - Oh. 257 00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:50,984 [Screams, Yelps] 258 00:14:51,054 --> 00:14:52,988 I've got you, you little damn pig! 259 00:14:53,056 --> 00:14:55,251 Take her off of me.! What the hell... 260 00:14:55,325 --> 00:14:58,522 - Get her to the burn unit immediately. - She is about to give birth. 261 00:14:58,595 --> 00:15:01,029 She looks like a damn moose chewin' ice. 262 00:15:01,097 --> 00:15:02,689 What the hell is this? 263 00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:04,757 Grab a net. I'll get the dart gun. 264 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,200 Doctor. Doctor, this could happen any second. 265 00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,261 Okay, miss. I'm gonna have to lay you on the table. 266 00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:12,137 - Get on the table. - All right. Lay me on the table. 267 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,642 Lay me down. 268 00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:18,613 As soon as I get this bun out the oven, we could really do somethin'. 269 00:15:18,682 --> 00:15:21,446 You ain't turnin' me on. You gonna have to turn me in. 270 00:15:21,518 --> 00:15:24,976 Oh, Doctor! Her contractions are just a minute apart. We've gotta hurry. 271 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:27,387 - Uh, do I have to... - [Moaning] 272 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:30,722 Oh, uh... [Groans] 273 00:15:30,794 --> 00:15:32,728 Hell, this looks like a good place for a Stick Up. 274 00:15:34,464 --> 00:15:37,956 Uh, Nurse, why don't you just hose her down, and-and... 275 00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:41,026 I mean, hold her down. I gotta go prep. 276 00:15:41,104 --> 00:15:44,471 Now you calm down, or I'm gonna have to give you an episiotomy. 277 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:47,101 Ooh, you nasty. You ain't touchin' no part of my 'natomy. 278 00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:50,442 You all with that kinky stuff in here. I ain't in with that stuff. 279 00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:52,708 Let go of me. This is for men only. 280 00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:55,114 Doctor. Doctor, we need you stat. 281 00:15:55,185 --> 00:15:58,348 [Chortling] Move outta the way, 'cause I'm goin' in! 282 00:15:58,421 --> 00:16:00,753 Check it out. Get all in there. 283 00:16:00,824 --> 00:16:04,055 Ooh, Doctor, you look freaky. You got all that rubber on and stuff. 284 00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:06,152 I'm down for some "M and M." Come on. 285 00:16:07,263 --> 00:16:09,697 Oh, my God! It's the face of Satan! 286 00:16:09,766 --> 00:16:13,532 - Do you need anything? - A priest and some holy water! Did you see that? 287 00:16:13,603 --> 00:16:15,696 Oh, Doctor. 288 00:16:15,772 --> 00:16:17,706 Look, Doctor, this pain is too much. 289 00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:20,971 I think you're gonna have to do one of them Caesar salad sections on me. 290 00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:25,204 - Give me somethin' for this pain. - Do you want an epidural? 291 00:16:25,281 --> 00:16:27,272 No. Give me a "scrawberry" daiquiri... 292 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:29,318 and some "scrimps." 293 00:16:31,187 --> 00:16:33,587 You gotta be out of your ugly mind. Get her some anesthesia. 294 00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:38,094 Oh, you mean Anesthesia. She over at Darnel's and them house. 295 00:16:38,161 --> 00:16:41,528 - Oh, my God. I think she's gonna blow. - Okay. Okay, now push! 296 00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:43,828 - Push! - [Farting Noise] 297 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,164 Not like that! 298 00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:52,603 Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I shouldn't have ate all them chitterlings and stuff. 299 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:55,804 - Ooh, I feel it comin'. - We're gonna have to go with this one, honey. 300 00:16:55,879 --> 00:17:00,339 We're gonna have to go. Set one! Set! Set! 301 00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,908 [Screaming] 302 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,523 It's Rosemary's baby! 303 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:12,425 Oh. Congratulations! It's a... 304 00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:15,157 Oh, um, it's alive. 305 00:17:16,499 --> 00:17:18,490 Oh, thank you. Oh. 306 00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:22,004 You so beautiful. You look just like your mama. 307 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:24,267 [Crying] You remind me of Halle Berry. 308 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:26,865 [Cooing] 309 00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,976 Yeah, baby. I'm a-rock your cradle, baby. 310 00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:37,918 Now, I just need a little information for the birth certificate. 311 00:17:37,987 --> 00:17:40,785 What's the horse's... uh, the father's name? 312 00:17:40,857 --> 00:17:43,690 Yeah, man. Who the hell did this? 313 00:17:44,728 --> 00:17:46,992 And why is he free to walk the earth? 314 00:17:47,063 --> 00:17:51,159 I don't know, but... don't you worry about it, little Wanda. 315 00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:53,327 I'm a-find your daddy. 316 00:18:00,143 --> 00:18:02,407 ♪♪ [Theme] 317 00:18:04,881 --> 00:18:07,850 Yeah! All right! See ya later, guys! 318 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:10,044 Don't take drugs! Good night! 319 00:18:58,935 --> 00:19:02,871 ♪♪ [Continues] 320 00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:33,895 [No Audible Dialogue] 26762

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